Birthday Sluts

Chloe Sevigny is so fucking annoying. I still think the entire movie "Brown Bunny" was the result of a bar bet Vincent Gallo made with someone, that he could get some ignorant slut to blow him onscreen by telling her it is "art".

HB to Delroy Lindo - a hot slut indeed!

Stunt whore sluts, all of 'em. Is Owen Wilson still doing smack?

HB Chloe S. I did not know she was close to my age. I thought she was in her 20's. HBDelroy,Linda,Mike!!

HB to Kim Wilde! Kim's now a landscape gardener, has written several books on gardening and has even won a Gold Medal at the Chelsea Flower Show in the UK for her courtyard garden design.
Learn something new everyday, doncha? :)

HB to Owen Wilson, Christian Siriano and Chloe!

I like Chloe, I especially like her fashion sense.

The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!

Happy birthday to mah boo, Duncan Sheik. He's actually a really talented musician who deserves more attention than he gets. And a really nice guy who appreciates his fans (I've met him twice after shows). On the other hand, I'm glad his rehab stint earlier this year stayed under the radar, and he got sober. He could teach Blohan a few things... And he ought to, since he's friends with Sam Ronson.

And HB, to the Original Mimi!!!

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I'm gonna hit you in the fuckin' face with a FULL wine bottle. CORK. AND. ALL!!!

Bleh met this one in real life, or bagged her groceries, to be more accurate. She was BITCHY. So into herself its absurd. As if we can't all just tear up our curtains and wrap them around us, calling ourselves avante fuckin garde. Fuck her.

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Megyn Kelly...that is all!

HB Owen Wilson.

i seriously know at least 15 hipster men who look exactly like that picture of chloe...

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 8:47am.
Happy birthday to ALL the sluts today!

My sister went to high school with Chloe Sevigny and she said she was very quiet and reserved. I happen to like her. She's a perfect example of "jolie laide", IMO.

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I agree; there was a Vogue article on jolie laides that mentioned her. I like Sevigny's balls on the screen. I mean that I like the chances that she takes. She got dropped by a top agency for doing that fellatio scene in "Brown Bunny." And that Imitation of Christ line wasn't bad either (Mariah is wearing one of their dresses on her cd cover, "The Emancipation of Mimi). Anyway, Happy Birthday to Ms. Sevigny.

And Peta Wilson. Thank you, Australia, thank you.

What, Brenda Vaccarro! Long after "Midnight Cowboy," she somehow became a punch line. Happy Birthday, ex-longterm girlfriend of Michael Douglas.

Whatzzup with the ugly men having the best cocks.
richardson is hung like a horse, so is that ugly gallo fucker.

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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.

Happy birthday, Linda Evans!

and Chloe, you give a boring ass BJ... happy birthday, though.
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HB Kirk Hammett!

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omg, i used to wear that forever krystal in high school. it actually smelled pretty good.

Happy birthday to ALL the sluts today!

My sister went to high school with Chloe Sevigny and she said she was very quiet and reserved. I happen to like her. She's a perfect example of "jolie laide", IMO.

And a special salute to Kim Wilde.

Holy crap.

I actually really admire birthday gal Chloë Sevigny. She is actually a fine, unusual, and very gifted actress despite her dalliance with Vincent Gallo who has a beat-up face, but a very pretty uncircumcised penis CLICK HERE to see a NSFW explicit video of Chloë Sevigny fellating that no-talent creep Vincent Gallo in that awful film/vanity-project that he "directed" called Brown Bunny that everyone has already mentioned in this here thread. I remember Chloë Sevigny's acting fondly in the film The Last Days of Disco. She's attracted to risky, exploitative, and unpredictable materials. I'd rather have her fascinating choices than those of these other no-account actressses out here.

The face of birthday gal Linda Evans will, of course, always be fondly remembered as the face of Crystal Carrington from Dynasty to everyone. But that face is just a tad less recognizable today. I am so saddened that Linda Evans had so much overly obvious goddamn plastic surgery done to her face. You really have to keep it light and subtle and let some of the dignified beauty that age bestows seep into your face. I am not against plastic surgery. I think augmentation and adornment is a good self-esteem booster. Recently, on the talk show host Wendy Williams' show, the weight loss sheru/guru Richard Simmons said something that was very wise: He said, "If you look in the mirror and see something that you don't like then change it!" I support this maxim, but with limits. I wanted to see Linda Evans become a little more matronly in her beauty. It's a wonderful thing to see that matronly heft in some older women's faces sometimes.

Thanksgiving is coming up and then Christmas. These are the two most depressing holidays for me when it seems that I cannot even raise my head--I'm so deeply depressed. But I got a short stint temp job at a law firm (I can type 90 words per minute with incredible accuracy and I have all of the stereotypical over-studying, learn-by-memorization-and-drill, whiz-kid/nerd-Asian skills). I never thought that my cheap online paralegal LLB degree from The University of the West Indies (I refuse to link them) would come in so handy. They are firing or not hiring lawyers left and right and giving all the grunt work to 2-bit paralegals like me.

There was a huge bust here in Baltimore last week of a lot of "oriental" massage parlors and other sex work-related concerns. But I was lucky and was on the job temp job interview during the day when it happened though an acquaintance emailed a lot of us and said the magic words to take down all ads, refuse clients, etc--"company's coming." I was really emboldened at the interview. I didn't wear a suit or a dress. I wore a somewhat dressier version of my usual Lisbeth Salander outfit and they hired me anyway.

Fucking cocksucking, bloodsucking lawyers in this town. Chloë Sevigny sucks it better than these straight old conservative white male leeches and pigs.

Never guessed Chloe to be that age. I would have guessed 25. That's a rare thing in Hollywood - to guess younger than.

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I thought this was a photo of Justin Timberlake trying to be a "serious actor" again.
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Cancel the rice pudding. The comments reminded me of her gobbing on Vincent Gallo's meat banger and I realised I'd never seen it. I just watched it to see if you really could see anything and well, I actually did a weak dry heave at the end. She totally took his love snot. What was with her whimpering? And she was competing with his hand at the end. I'd be tempted to say 'Take it from here, then.'

Bets on how many takes Gallo said the scene needed? Three, four?

happy birthday Nikita!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Ever since Brown Bunny I've been unable to look at a picture of Chloe Sevigny without seeing a big cock in her mouth.

MK, please post HSOTD soon!! This Terry Richardson/my kid's best friend from high school hybrid is freaking me the fuck out.

Thankyouverymuch.

If I see one more Terry Richardson "as me" shot, i ll puke. Everyone associating with that fucking sicko is equally disturbing.

HB Mike Epps and lol, Kim Wilde.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNyRU0fKHAY
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

I have liked some of Chloe's movies, but I kind of hate her and her "I'm so trendy, fashionable and cool" attitude.

Happy Bday to my uncle who is an oldie but goodie today at 80! Also a shout out to my former friend Tracy. Hope you have a bday that sucks ya old whore!

The cupcake family has lots of November bdays.

Chloe Sevigny..she can look very plain or or quite attractive at times, one thing though she has a nice lean sexy body on her anyway. I've never seen Brown Bunny but I have seen the BJ clip. Meh..girl needs to work on it if you ask me.

Owen Wilson...I hope he doesn't get all depressed and shit.

Elizabeth Perkins...she is one sexy 50 plus-er. and she's funny a shit in Weeds. I would hit it no problemo.

Kevin Nealon...he's great in weeds as well

Delroy Lindo...great actor, this guys been around for a long time grinding it out in a time when there were very few black actors. It's good to see people recognizing him for his talent regardless of colour

Brenda Vaccaro...I can't think of a single movie she was in, all I can remember is her selling tampons with a scratchy smokey voice.

Happy Bday Sluts

Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 7:29am.

Thanks, Dog! I knew it was Brown something. Difficult Brown? :)

And I love "Barely Breathing" too.

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I found out that even though Duncan Sheik only had that one hit himself that he sang, he has written tons of hits for other people. Richard Marx did the same thing even though he had a string of hits on his own.

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Thanks, Dog! I knew it was Brown something. Difficult Brown? :)

And I love "Barely Breathing" too.

oh gawd...i bet linda wishes for these days again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRyaClOSTPo

there's some good sluts on this list today...happy birthday to all...
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Brenda Vaccaro in "Midnight Cowboy" is more kick-ass than any of these sluts. HB to her.
On the phone after spending the night with hustler Jon Voight while getting dressed: "Listen, Madge, it was ...... You try it.....Do it on Tony's poker night or something....you CAN......JUST DO IT!"

IG, yeah, the movie was "Brown Bunny" and I never saw it either. Vince Gallo is about the creepiest-looking f*ck around.

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Poor Chloe. You know you're ugly when you look better as an ugly man.

HB Duncan Sheik! I still LOVE "Barely Breathing".

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heeeheeheee :)

disturbing photo is disturbing

@ ponchiks - Richardson photographed it and he dressed her as himself.

HB Chloe!

Happy Birthday to CT "Kids" Chloe and Kevin Nealon. To Romany Malco (aka MC Skat Kat) & Elizabeth Perkins - Miss you on "Weeds". Linda Evans fucked up that face something awful! And Brenda Vaccaro? Thanks for the old, uncomfortable tampon commercials I had to suffer through when watching TV with my dad!

Wasn't she in that gross movie with Vincent what's-his-name? I haven't seen it and never will, I think I heard about it on here. I do like her though.

And as usual, I read the Birthday Slut list from the bottom up because I don't know who most of the younger sluts are!

Happy BDay Delroy & Linda!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

I thought that was Terry Richardson.......Happy BDay Chloe and Linda!

Happy Birthday Kim Wilde!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvICy8fx9fQ

You were one of the video vixens of MTV back in the day!

HB to the rest :)

Happy B-Day Linda Evans!! Boy, you were one smokin' amazon back in the 'Big Valley' days. Tall and blonde and sunkissed, an Aryan dream. Plus, the bitch slap fights with Joan Collins were always fun.

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