Michael Fassbender: "It's Just A Peen!"
Michael Fassbender (the "F" is silent) plays a fuck addict of Gerard Butler proportions in Shame and one of the opening scenes features him sprawled on top of a bed with a clear shot of his sleeping peen in a post-cum state. That scene earned the movie an NC-17 rating and Michael thinks the whole thing is ridiculous, because who hasn't seen a dick before? Put down your hand, Justin Bieber, you don't count, girl!
Michael explained his thoughts on the rating system's anti-cock policy to Huffington Post (via Towleroad) like this:
"Half of us have a penis and the other half have probably seen one, and so why should it be more normal to, like, chop people's heads off and shoot people? Does that mean that that's more acceptable or closer to us as human beings?"
Assbender is nothing but right. What humanity really needs from the world of cinema is less cut heads and more cut AND uncut heads if you know what I mean.
And I'm guessing that Michael Fassbender doesn't have a problem with putting his dick situation in front of the cameras, because he's a brave thespian and is attracted to emotionally damaged characters who have built walls around themselves and must expose their raw vulnerability to the audience by stripping away the layers that hide their pain. Or bitch just has a big dick.
Here's Assbender with Eli Roth and Rose McGowan at the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night.
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You can witness his lovely body here:
http://www.omgblog.com/2012/01/omg_hes_naked_michael_fassbend_1.php
Are there photos of the alledged sizemeat for verficiatia?
Submitted by Niko on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 2:58pm.
Well how can I explain this to our cousins across the bay? It's a film about sex addiction - gasp - and hence it shows what it is all about. Same director did the unsettling overwhelming "Hunger" about the IRA with same actor, this is gritty stuff, my American friends, better shy away from European serious films, it might offend you.
Go and watch "Jack and Jill" and leave us adults alone. And this includes you MK too.
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Ditto!
Submitted by spinabifida on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:22am.
meanwhile you can see full female nudity even on cable and certainly not rated nc-17. It's always ok to objectify women, even website links on this blog (hollywood tuna, drunken step father) have pretty revealing female pics, but god forbid one shot of a boring penis in a movie not have an nc-17 rating... I can't wait to move out of the U.S., for much broader reasons than this though.
preach it Spina! too fucking true and irritating to boot. except over here in the UK its worse-fuck sake you can see topless women in our "family newspapers" (they call themselves that) but there were guys bitchin when that calvin klein ad featuring travis fimmel came out and it got banned for "objectifying men" but they didnt complain about the "hello boys" wonderbra ad and that was still allowed on the bill boards! fucking hate double standards!!!!
Sooo, I dont get the Fassbender love. But I also didnt get the Ryan Gosling love, I kept seing his pics on here and I was thinking "meh, he aint that hot" does fuck all for me.
And then I saw him in motion, its so different I totally get it now. Dont fancy him, but I like him and he def has got something.He is also alot hotter in motion.
Is it the same with the Fass, once I see him in motion I will get it?
Mrs Patrick Campbell:
maybe he isn't a homosexual.
Maybe he just wouldn't let YOU suck his peen?
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WHO ON EARTH WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT SEEING MICHAEL FASSBENDER'S PEEN IN A MOVIE??? HONESTLY!!! YOU PURITANS!!!
I think I already saw his peen anyway in "Hunger." wow, that was a hard movie to watch. I think someone posted about it earlier but its a movie about IRA hunger striker Bobby Sands. Chilling stuff.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Michael is a very attractive homosexual and we would LOVE to have a link to photo of Michael's 'business'!
And,since Michael is obviously a very fastidious queen who keeps her body super hot, the pinga is probably something to be proud of!
meanwhile you can see full female nudity even on cable and certainly not rated nc-17. It's always ok to objectify women, even website links on this blog (hollywood tuna, drunken step father) have pretty revealing female pics, but god forbid one shot of a boring penis in a movie not have an nc-17 rating... I can't wait to move out of the U.S., for much broader reasons than this though.
Those who rate movies must be sexually repressed. And we've all seen what sexual repression can do....
Stand up and be counted Ted Haggard, Randy Hopper, Stephen Green, Roy Ashbum, Albert Odulele, Mike Duvall, Paul Stanley, Jim Bakker, Mark Stanford, Marcus Lamb, John Ensign, Alan David Berlin, Stephen Green .... (and a few thousand others)
If you want to see peens in a movie, watch "Prospero's Books," the 1991 movie directed by Peter Greenaway. There must be a million peens in that, young and old.
This thread is a tease - all this talk of peen and not one peen pic to be found!
*storms out, slamming door*
I think Eli Roth is hottttttt. Ever since I saw "Inglourious Basterds".
AND YES I KNOW HOW WRONG THAT IS.
It might be Michael, but when it's attached to a hot (HOT) ginger, that something completely different.
I concur. Free the Peen! (And for those saying Americans are prudes, there happens to be some cool people here surrounded by a bunch of uptight assholes. We don't like it anymore than you do.)
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 4:41pm.
How a movie like "Saw" depicts people dissected and mutilated to a gory climax while movies like "Shame" get the boot is beyond me. You can see someone with their jaw attached to a "reverse bear trap" and have their head burst like a popcorn kernel and asshole torture porn fans go wild...but Michael Fassbender's generous, thick, uncut cock is just all too much? WTF?
Listen, a lot of girls have no ideas how penises look in our culture, it's true! I've been with girls who are like "Is that what they really look like?" and these are adult women, girls who intend to suck and pounce cock and they're saying "Penises look weird"...it's almost as though liking the sight of dick or witnessing it doesn't occur to people somehow! (Meanwhile, PUSSY is fair game)
Well guess what? Yo momma, grammmy, sister, all your galpals EXCEPT for the lesbians have sucked, fucked, and maybe even nibbled a bit on dick if they're full grown women.
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Word. I'll never understand why America has this senseless double standard. And why is it okay to show tons of boob, but not peen? Human anatomy is human anatomy.
The only point of NC-17 is to keep kids 16 and under from seeing it. Is he saying that kids are missing out by not seeing his peen? That's really the only message he has here, and that's pretty disgusting.
No JUMP to nude peen? *disappointed*
Submitted by ElleDriver on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 1:57pm.
Watching him switch effortlessly from a poncey British accent to fluent German made my chonies shiver with delight.
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*Thud* Weak and wet.
I'm so 110 % onboard with this! No actually, he stole that point of view from ME!
It's not so much about nudity in films, but about an utterly perverted society that views nudity as the apocalypse while at the same time almost worships death slaughter and violence in the movies as if that's harmless family entertainment. Violence is fun, nudity is evil - that's Hollywoods message for the kids.
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I masterbate thinking of this dude.
I just googled "Michael Fassbender nude" and didn't get shit...*sob*
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I saw it in Telluride and when he walked on nekkid, I actually said out loud, "Holy Shit"
Dude is HUNG......Just a peen my ass...That thing is 9-10 inches esaily.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 4:03pm.
a bit NSFW .. but guaranteed panty pudding.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALT8T7LC6cw
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Ok, I definetly saw the hotness there.
*fans self*
How a movie like "Saw" depicts people dissected and mutilated to a gory climax while movies like "Shame" get the boot is beyond me. You can see someone with their jaw attached to a "reverse bear trap" and have their head burst like a popcorn kernel and asshole torture porn fans go wild...but Michael Fassbender's generous, thick, uncut cock is just all too much? WTF?
Listen, a lot of girls have no ideas how penises look in our culture, it's true! I've been with girls who are like "Is that what they really look like?" and these are adult women, girls who intend to suck and pounce cock and they're saying "Penises look weird"...it's almost as though liking the sight of dick or witnessing it doesn't occur to people somehow! (Meanwhile, PUSSY is fair game)
Well guess what? Yo momma, grammmy, sister, all your galpals EXCEPT for the lesbians have sucked, fucked, and maybe even nibbled a bit on dick if they're full grown women.
I saw the movie and his body and dick are on point! ;) Also, he is way hotter in person with super cute accent. Mmmm...
MK dude, I don't think you have seen 'Shame' yet because the opening shot of Michael is not nude, a few moments later he prances around his apartment nude. Either way, you'll clearly see Fassbender Jr., it and the film is fantastic!
www.fassinatingfassbender.com
a bit NSFW .. but guaranteed panty pudding.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALT8T7LC6cw
That scene in Fishtank. Oh my god. Yeah. Um.
I am a steadfast supporter of more peen in film.
To summarize: I support peen. LOL
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 3:38pm.
But he's got *something" on screen, that is just....if it ever hits you, you'd see it. Like his dance in Wedding Belles. or on the couch with Mia in Fish Tank.
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Oh lawdy that couch scene is burned into my head. Also, when he carries Mia to bed - I think I was holding my breath during the whole scene.
All this hoopla over a peen shot? The Mexican movie Y Tu Mama También had peen gallore. That was refreshing.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 3:11pm.
not getting the hot from this feller
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He doesn't "candid" photograph, well, granted.
But he's got *something" on screen, that is just....if it ever hits you, you'd see it. Like his dance in Wedding Belles. or on the couch with Mia in Fish Tank.
Have you seen Jane Eyre ? if not -- that ought to do it. LOL
Submitted by Niko on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 2:58pm.
Well how can I explain this to our cousins across the bay? It's a film about sex addiction - gasp - and hence it shows what it is all about. Same director did the unsettling overwhelming "Hunger" about the IRA with same actor, this is gritty stuff, my American friends, better shy away from European serious films, it might offend you.
Go and watch "Jack and Jill" and leave us adults alone. And this includes you MK too.
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YEAH! ZACTLY! YOU DUMB FUCKIN AMERICANS! YOU DON'T GET ART! STICK TO EATING AT MCDONALDS, FATTIES!
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not getting the hot from this feller
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No big deal (pun intended). If men want to show their dangly bits in movies, they should go for it. I'm American but not a prude. Ewan McGregor showed his love stick in Young Adam, which was hella sexay, with Tilda Swinton (yes, even with her).
I would be sort of wigged out to see an aroused, erect peen though, if it wasn't a porno movie.
My avie showed his manly bits in the Euro sleaze classic Flavia the Heretic. A lovely moment that didn't last long enough.
*needs moment alone with DVD player*
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Hunger is an amazing, horrible and fascinating film- Fassbender is completely loathesome and yet completely attractive in it. He's not good looking as such but he has sex appeal in spades, like Joaquin Phoenix. I personally like my men burly, ragged and careworn as opposed to preened, polished and groomed.
First peen (on film) probably Ewan in Trainspotting. Yes fucking please.
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I can't take this guy seriously because I chuckle at "Assbender" like Beevis and Butthead.
I don't remember who asked but Rose McGowin was in a car accident and had to have surgery on her face.
Before she just coasted now I guess she's been motivated to be more and act, she acts the shit out of a Lifetime movie streaming on Hulu right now, The Preacher's Wife.
Well how can I explain this to our cousins across the bay? It's a film about sex addiction - gasp - and hence it shows what it is all about. Same director did the unsettling overwhelming "Hunger" about the IRA with same actor, this is gritty stuff, my American friends, better shy away from European serious films, it might offend you.
Go and watch "Jack and Jill" and leave us adults alone. And this includes you MK too.
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He was de bidness in Jane Eyre. Sexy as fuck.
YES! A peen scene!
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SEX-SIDED!!!
The ratings board is run by clergymen and hypersensitive moms. These are the kind of repressed people who aren't having any fun, which means by god that neither will you.
I saw tits on a daytime TV station in the Netherlands and unwrapped porno mags on a convenience store shelf in Austria. Only in the U.S. do we create tits and dicks like criminals.
He's got kavorka.
*Netflix ques every movie listed on DListed today*
He is SO. HOT.
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Time cast a spell on you but
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Submitted by saltydog88 on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 2:04pm.
I've never seen him in a movie where he was "hot" so I've yet to get his appeal.
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Check out "The devil's whore" about English Civil War, he was fantastic! And totally nekkid!
Just watched the Fatal Attraction scene. Too dark I couldn't see nuttin.
I'm surprised so many of you don't find him hot. I think he's very attractive. I may even have to fight Sucky for him.
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