Hot Slut Of The Day!
This three-wigged, fur coat-peddling master negotiator from Hardcore Pawn made The Soup's "Clip of the Week" and also made my heart's clip of the week for three extremely good reasons:
1. She smokes two rocks with one pipe by wearing three wigs, which elevates her beauty to goddess levels while causing her to sweat her way to weight loss. Three wigs + a sparkling glow + melting chunk = GENIUS! She better trademark her Sauna Wig before that thieving thief Beyonce tries to.
2. She is a skilled professional at the difficult art of the negotiation. Delusionally aiming high will make your item seem like a rare piece of luxury when in actuality that fur was previously worn by a coyote with mange that got into a fight with a pack of possums and lost. She says $50,000. He says $100 loan. She says DONE, knowing that she would've given it to him for a cigarette and a couple of lottery tickets. SCORE.
3. LACE: this bitch knows how to wear it.
If that hasn't made you a believer in everything she's giving, then skip to the 10:31 mark in the video below and watch her grand performance in its entirety. Her kitchen ass wig hat, her hypnotizing crack eyes and her Farmer in the Dell sound effects will make you howl at the moon.
That was amazing and depressing at the same time. That poor guy with the prosthetic eye.
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"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
I'd offer you some ice cream, Owly, but I'm afraid it has cooties.
The spirit of fuck you should never be underestimated. ~hotpocket 10/23/11
Awww precocious, I'm sorry. Get well soon.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Hi Bjork! That sounds delicious!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
I woke up with a bad cold, so I am having ice cream for dinner.
The spirit of fuck you should never be underestimated. ~hotpocket 10/23/11
oy Bjork, can I get some of that? I have no sticky icky to offer you, but I can waft some nice-smelling incense in your general direction. Also I have one Bell's IPA left in my fridge, which is yours for the taking.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
For dessert, you should have some proof with your pudding, but you've got to open the packet.
I can't watch this. I made it to the guy with the prosthetic eye and almost cried. Poverty sux.
The buttered mashed potatos are done.
Finishing up the peas with mint...
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 5:41pm.
I know that this isn't OP (or is it? doesn't anything go on a Sunday?), but in case you are stoned, NDN, anyone else, too, I just made roasted lemon chicken with pesto. Yes, I am proud of myself.
If anyone can send blow some smoke my way, I will gladly blow you the lovely aroma of my meal.
Mmmm.... Off to a delicious meal...
Hope everyone is having a good day.
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When are they going to invent "Wonka-vision"? Then I could send you some nugs.
*blows a cloud to you*
Submitted by NDNchief on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 5:09pm.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by harveyprice on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 2:49pm.
And lower socioeconomic folks of all races go to pawn shops. Visit one in a college town for proof.
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I live in a college town and I agree. My Uncle occasionally goes on weeklong benders and when my Aunt won't give him any more money he'll pawn things. I went with her once to pick up some things he pawned and there was the whole spectrum of races.
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I know that this isn't OP (or is it? doesn't anything go on a Sunday?), but in case you are stoned, NDN, anyone else, too, I just made roasted lemon chicken with pesto. Yes, I am proud of myself.
If anyone can send blow some smoke my way, I will gladly blow you the lovely aroma of my meal.
Mmmm.... Off to a delicious meal...
Hope everyone is having a good day.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:46pm.
There's a reality show about pawn shops?!
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There's more than one! There's some other show called Pawn Stars...but I've never seen that one either. There's a show about dogs and a show about cats, there's a show about houses and cars and grass! There's a show about grass! We will surrsly make a show about ANYTHING! What's left. Shoe laces! I have not seen a show about shoe laces....so all is not yet lost. Television shall live on!
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Next up on TLC: "I'm Addicted to Eating Shoelaces While 16 and Pregnant"
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by harveyprice on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 2:49pm.
And lower socioeconomic folks of all races go to pawn shops. Visit one in a college town for proof.
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I live in a college town and I agree. My Uncle occasionally goes on weeklong benders and when my Aunt won't give him any more money he'll pawn things. I went with her once to pick up some things he pawned and there was the whole spectrum of races.
Is the daughter pregnant?
She looks like she is ready to drop.
Hope she doesn't have kids. She is mean. I mean, dat gurl be jes plain hateful.
Uncle Brain fart, I use to watch that mess called Bridezillas. Those women are all train wrecks.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
The guy who tried to see his prosthetic eye. Really sad. The woman in the wigs and mink is clearly mentally ill too.
I don't know what worries me more - the idiotic customers or that completely obnoxious full-of-her-own-shit daughter.
Why is the pawn store daughter getting fatter? I only watched the first two episodes of this show and she wasn't that big.
And lower socioeconomic folks of all races go to pawn shops. Visit one in a college town for proof.
EdDallas: 1 800 LAWYER, muthafucka! LOL!
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Submitted by EdDallas on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:56pm.
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HAHAHA!! Kiss my ENTIRE ass!
Have they covered laundromats yet? I bet some crazy stuff happens there. Reality show idea for any of you looking for a filming opportunity.
Go to the 15:00 minute mark and watch these two sisters going at it with each other and then going at it with the daughter and security guard. That is some kind of crazy funny!
"I'd be just as happy sittin' on my MF ass drinkin' my beer and some MF gin and juice!"
"What the f**k do you want? Shussh MY ASS?"
Haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:46pm.
There's a reality show about pawn shops?!
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There's more than one! There's some other show called Pawn Stars...but I've never seen that one either. There's a show about dogs and a show about cats, there's a show about houses and cars and grass! There's a show about grass! We will surrsly make a show about ANYTHING! What's left. Shoe laces! I have not seen a show about shoe laces....so all is not yet lost. Television shall live on!
♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:46pm.
I think they covered everything when they filmed a reality show about buying shit from storage units.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
There's a reality show about pawn shops?! They've truly covered everything at this point, haven't they?
O my dear, MK! Sometimes your first sentence makes me so excited about the clip that I don't read the post whole until after...my apologies for you are the reason I'm here to begin with...LOfuckinghellL@famer in the dell sound effects. I was tryna find a good description for that and it was right there! ha!
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How lovely of her to tear herself away from whatever "Occupy" camp she had been at.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:26pm.
Either that, or she's one hell of an actor!
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Here's hoping! I would LOVE that!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:28pm.
Hmm, okay. At least you've narrowed down that it was a guy.
The history of black oppression in a nutshell: pawn shops. I can't believe people can allow that shit to exist. It's obviously feeding off of poor black communities...it's fucking disgusting.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:15pm.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:08pm.
You ever going to tell me which cast member of the original Degrassi you knew/know? :)
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Haha! Nope! He just had a birfday tho - he's OLD! LOL! (he's not THAT old but it makes me laff that you'd still view him as a kid)...but he's achally just like he was as a kid... but with facial hair...I know a few of those peeps tho now. Toronto's big but it's kinda little, too...
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:16pm.
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Hola, angel! ♥ I'd be lying if I said the vid didn't make me squirm a bit--- she's not all 'there' (whatever THAT means), and I'd hate to think that she was being taken advantage of. But I guess there's waivers and all that. Hopefully she at least got paid.
Either that, or she's one hell of an actor!
Crack kills everyday...I thought I've seen some cracked out people this lady takes the cake!
This sure has been a bountiful week, Goddess-wise. The Bit, the German, Kitty Fucknell, and now this vision. Heavens be PRAISED.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
only thing missing would be that creepy old guy with his creepier teen lizard wife standing right next and saying: we want money. LMFAO but at the end i got the sads. dunno why maybe its just me having my usual sunday melancholia. reading dlisted helps though (andsomeweed)
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:02pm.
I am currently watching the Bridezillas marathon on WE to catch up on episodes I missed. It's so horrible it's addictive.
One thing I have learned from this show is, if you need a male stripper- hire Thunder (I think that was his name). OMG I was DYING when he was flipping those really big girls around!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 11:35am.
Bwahaha, $50,000?? You can't blame a gal for trying!
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I like the when he makes the offer she thinks to herself..."should I give up? YES!" LOL! At least SOMETHING is working up there.
But I'm sad, cuz she's purty and sweet lookin' and it's too bad she's so messed up:(
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:08pm.
You ever going to tell me which cast member of the original Degrassi you knew/know? :)
Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:12pm.
And if someone pulls a gun, is the cameraman's shot going to remain so steady? I'd imagine he's going to be just as spooked as the folks being filmed.
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RIGHT! YES! It was very suspicious, at least TruTV has COPS
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 11:57am.
Yes Angel! You're a TV star! Woo hoo!
UNO UNO UNO
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:03pm.
And if someone pulls a gun, is the cameraman's shot going to remain so steady? I'd imagine he's going to be just as spooked as the folks being filmed.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:02pm.
angel, are you saying "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" isn't real? I believed it was!
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O that? That's real! 100%! They really DID say: Let's help that homeless guy cuz it's a nice thing to do...and not: Let's help this homeless guy, it'll be great for ratings!
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:01pm.
I have mixed feelings about TruTV. I hate watching their shows because I can never tell what's real and what's a re-enactment (or just made-up). I realize that's true with all reality tv, but still.
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oh ya I know what you're talking about, there was that show with the repo guys and they were coming to get a car or something from some guys who were playing basketball and DAMN ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY PULLED GUNS ON THE REPO GUYS! I says to my mom I says "there's no way this shit is real..." and sure enough at the end of the episode there was a message saying that the repo stories were REENACTMENTS! TRU MY ASS!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I watch this "mentally ill" lady any day over one of the so called "normal" folks on Bridezilla or (please somebody say they watched at least one episode of that lunacy!!) that new show Monster-in-Law. Well, THOSE are truly mentally ill people. This one is crazy, harmless and knows it.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
angel, are you saying "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" isn't real? I believed it was!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 11:47am.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 11:37am.
I agree with you. I read that a lot of the reality shows are scripted to some degree. I don't watch much of these type but this one seems like the real deal. I don't think you can script the lunacy on this one!
Still I won't be watching this again.
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I was in a short documentary when I was younger. In retrospect, it was probably something that was the beginning of reality shows. It's pretty fucking scripted. They were supposed to be showing my unique living situation as a teen...(i lived on my own with a roommate, attended school and worked two jobs)...but that shit was a lie. First they said: Ok, so how does a day look for you? I told them and then they gave me a list of things they wanted me to not do or do while they were there. Then they asked us about conversations we'd had and asked us to recreate them. Then they'd ask us to change words here and there....and, of course, it was a documentary and shit and way back in the day so there were cords and lights and a crew set up all around us and everything was stop and go all day....really. The only way to get reality is IN REALITY. As soon as you aim a camera at it (and the people you're filming are aware) everything changes.
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my mom made me watch this SHIT when I was visiting in her Florida AND ONLY NOW I CAN SEE WHY CHIK CHIK CHIK!!! The sweat in her cleavage OOOOH HONEY, do you wanna fuck the mild douche son? I like his big ears and tits.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
It must be intersting to work in the hood.
Yeah, homegirl's hair DON'T sure is dreadful, but bald dude with greasy mullet isn't exactly in the position to mock her ass.
Give this slut a reality show, I'd rather watch her than any Lardassian.
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