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EXCUSE HIS BEAUTY! Diamond studs and Playboy Pink lipstick transform Bruce Jenner into the most glamorously gorgeous member of the Kardashian Klan. I think Martina Navratilova just fell in love! - ICYDK
JLo's publicist should've went all the way and said that she and Skeletor were humping on the hood of a Fiat - The Superficial
Elizabeth Olsen basically said she's the fat one in the family - Celebitchy
Jeremy Renner of The It Factor: L.A. (they really need to bring that shit back) fame is too busy to date - Towleroad
Nicole Scherzinger's bare culo can sit on your coffee table now - Hollywood Tuna
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Rachel Bilson just stepped in a thick layer of burgundy FUG - Popoholic
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Janet from 90210 is a mom - Just Jared
Jessica Simpson just doesn't give a shit - Popsugar
Megyn Kelly will take her pepper spray on the side of her garden salad, thankyouverymuch - The Daily What
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Submitted by One-trick Pony on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 9:25pm.
How irritating. Bruce Jenner here is an Olympic gold medalist. Gather up everyone in that family, and he's the only one who knows real hard work and who has accomplished/contributed something truly meaningful. Yet HE'S the one they all marginalize and mock.
I guess, in that sense, the Kardashian-Jenners are a metaphor for modern America. We idolize the wrong fucking people.
*lays bullhorn down, dismounts soapbox*
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This is all I ever think when I watch that show! And he was a total hunk in his prime. People ask why Mickey Rourke fucked with his mug, at least he had the boxing face-rearranged excuse. Why did Bruce mess with that?!
Was Bruce Jenner born a man? If so, I suspect he's had male-to-female surgery because everything about him screams female. In addition to plastic surgery he looks like he's taking female hormones. Whatever it is, he looks like a freak.
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Maybe his daughter kissed him? Same shade of pink. Why are his eyebrows plucked?
We never cease to be amused at how stupid people (mainly fish?) believe that 100% homosexuals such as Bruce Jenner and Arnold S are str8!
oh my god if only we could all be as glam as bruce jenner...the world would be a better place
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That photo shoot was for their family's Christmas card... I heard one of them say something about how everyone will "love the concept". Bet Kim's in a wedding dress and everyone else is wearing a tux. Because you know... joking about your failed marriage... that's so classy.
*APPLAUSE*@One Trick Pony.
Which kinda makes my;
RUN, BRUCE, RUN! They're tryna turn you into their Gran!
Seem kinda silly.
But for real, how old is this man to be having diamonds up in BOTH his ears? I'm telling you - the next time we see this man he WILL be wearing a dress.
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How irritating. Bruce Jenner here is an Olympic gold medalist. Gather up everyone in that family, and he's the only one who knows real hard work and who has accomplished/contributed something truly meaningful. Yet HE'S the one they all marginalize and mock.
I guess, in that sense, the Kardashian-Jenners are a metaphor for modern America. We idolize the wrong fucking people.
*lays bullhorn down, dismounts soapbox*
May I also add that none of the Kardashians have done a thing with any education they may have. With all those kids Kris has not produced any scholars, nor has she produced any offspring that she has not made money for and off of... Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it shows what we as Americans value most and worship.
No wonder a good part of the world wants us dead.
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Submitted by Ms.Fit on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 5:13pm.
@ SpiceDong, I thought you were joking about him being a panty creamer before surgery until I saw this
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Very nice, but it looks like he's already started tweaking his nose in that picture--too bad he didn't stop there.
How many times has the former cutie Bruce Jenner looked in the mirror over the years and screamed, "WTF have I DONE?!"
His face is grotesque.
my gawd...what has that kris woman done to bruce? he used to be on the wheaties cereal box...and now he looks like skinned shemale...
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 5:59pm.
Ok so Megyn Kelly and the pepper spray blah...blah...blah. She's still hot!
Stupid isn't hot.
The one Jenner girl (not the one in the main photot) is quite pretty. I'm guessing a nose job's in her immediate future, though.
Did the Jenner girls ever consider SPORTS as a career? I doubt it!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 5:22pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 4:26pm.
For those who don't remember what Bruce used to look like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zWBLA2rQgM&feature=related
It's very sad that he went from such gayer than gay panty creamer working those Daisy Dukes to this.
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That lady needs to be edited out, she is ruining a truly cinematic sauna moment. Travolta should have directed this.
Sex-sided! - Sucky
Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 7:03pm.
I'm doing much better, sweetheart. I'm glad you are doing well! AMEN and clinks a glass of sparkling cider with you!
Side note: Why did Michael K. post the Heidi Klum link as 'Madge' from the drunken stepfather link? Am I missing a key inside joke here?
Submitted by Chapped Ass on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 6:51pm.
Bruce is the most glamorous bitch in that family.
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Your statement seriously made me laugh out loud! I hope you are doing well, mahaatma. :)
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Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 6:51pm.
Bruce is the most glamorous bitch in that family.
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Your statement seriously made me laugh out loud! I hope you are doing well, mahaatma. :)
Bruce is the most glamorous bitch in that family.
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I think Kylie Jenner is fug. Kendall is beautiful, this one lost in the genetic gene pool. Yes, PMK will still insist in making her a model.
I have no words for Bruce.
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And I feel fine any time she's around me now, she's around me now almost all the time.
And if I'm well you can tell she's been with me now,she's been with me now,for a long, long time,and I feel fine.
That kid Jenner kid looks like one of those Asian girls who gets surgery to look Anglo.
And the Michael Jackson resemblance is uncanny if you go to the link and scroll down to the thumbnails. I did a double-take. No joke.
Who cares what pregnant Jessica Simpson is wearing...she's pregnant! She just needs to take care of the kid and be pregnant.
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I see a nose job and lip injections in that sister's near future. I feel sorry for her, she doesn't stand a chance in that family.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 4:51pm.
DID YOU WATCH THAT DEMON WILMA LAST NIGHT ON HOARDERS? AND THAT TATTOOOOED BABY BOY CRIED AND CRIED HE WAS BREAKING MY HEART! that house is gonna collapse on her
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Yes. Wanted to chain her to the bed and light a match. What an irreedemable cunt. Want to give all those grown up kids a hug.
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Ok so Megyn Kelly and the pepper spray blah...blah...blah. She's still hot!
I feel like I'm looking into Justin Bieber's face 40 years and multiple plastic surgeries later.
And Bruce — the Restalyned lips and Chanel lipgloss are not helping. At. All.
What in Jane Fonda hell was this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxcxUqvDvN4&NR=1
I think Bruce's masculinity has been questionable way before Kris came along. YMCA!
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That peen needs some Miracle-Gro! - Bwhit19964
JLO must be using his entire body as an anal plug - Hellraiser
Forget Bruce's Cryptkeeper mug, why does that child look like Detective LaToya?
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Megyn Kelly looks just like the new Kate Gosslin. That's the looks she had to be going for. Kate, not Megyn.
Kris Jenner stole Bruce's balls so his masculinity has vanished. He's so butchered he makes Kylie look semi-cute...keep posing with daddy baby! Brody isn't ugly so Bruce has some cuteness in his genes somewhere.
Submitted by Darth Stoner on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 5:35pm.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 5:30pm.
Also, Bruce Jenner is wearing like Ke$ha lipstick.
Please tell me Ke$ha doesn't have her own brand of lipstick.
Total buzz kill.
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Not that I know of. I should have said that it looks like a lovely shade of Ke$ha lipstick. I bet those lips of his sparkled if you were next to him though :) haha
Submitted by Ms.Fit on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 5:13pm.
@ SpiceDong, I thought you were joking about him being a panty creamer before surgery until I saw this
http://www.stefanitadio.com/uploaded_images/bruce_jenner_then_wi_full-71...
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He was very sexy back then. I really think he was.
No joke. He was even on a cereal box!
And when did Jessica's boy toy start to morph into Tori Spelling's husband?
That peen needs some Miracle-Gro! - Bwhit19964
JLO must be using his entire body as an anal plug - Hellraiser
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 4:11pm.
Bruce Jenner used to be so hot until Kris got hold of him. Now his face looks like a crumpled Trader Joe's bag.
Hahahahahahaha!
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What in the holy gayelle fuck is going on with Bruce Jenner? He was such an athletic stud; now he looks like a grown up lezbeaver with that totally ghey lipstick, plastic whoretrashian botoxed face and West Hollywood earrings. I used to respect the hell out of the guy, but now he gives me the whoretrashian creeps...
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Submitted by lovelylaney on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 5:30pm.
Also, Bruce Jenner is wearing like Ke$ha lipstick.
Please tell me Ke$ha doesn't have her own brand of lipstick.
Total buzz kill.
Also, Bruce Jenner is wearing like Ke$ha lipstick. WTF? I say someone should start one of those there Facebook petitions to help Bruce get his balls back. Geesh.
Submitted by Ms.Fit on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 5:20pm.
OMG. I see it now. What is seen cannot be unseen. Thanks a lot!
Michael Jackson was a very masculine looking, cute guy before he effed up his face.
Jessica has linebacker neck while pregnant :( I feel for her I must say. I have a teeny neck and when I got pregnant, it swelled up like a linebacker. I think she's going to beat Beyonce's pillowbaby to the maternity ward though! She looks huuuugeeee in those pics.
How'd you get the 2045 photo of Justin Bieber?
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 4:26pm.
For those who don't remember what Bruce used to look like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zWBLA2rQgM&feature=related
It's very sad that he went from such gayer than gay panty creamer working those Daisy Dukes to this.
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ACK! What happened?!? He had it all! And he threw it away for ....THIS (the KKK)?!?
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Submitted by Chapped Ass on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 4:34pm.
Aww. C'mon. She doesn't look like Michael Jackson. She's a very pretty girl. Meanies.
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She looks cute here, c'mon she's not as bad of a case as Khloe. She just looks more like her dad, where as Kendall (and Kim for that matter) has more of her mother's features. I hate to say it but Pimp Mamma Kris has good face genes, sometimes I think she only favors (and pimps out) the ones who look the most like her, Kendall and Kim. I see what you are doing PMK, you narcissistic pig you.
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Put a patterned dress on Brucie and that's my MIL!!!
Datura -- Eddie Munster, LOL!!!
Mike -- I've heard that Bruce is a raging Republican, which adds to him being even more unattractive. Love that clip of him skipping down the street with the Village People in his Daisy dukes!
Put big tits on Bruce and you've got Miss Cook, my 9th grade gym teacher. Shudder.
@ SpiceDong, I thought you were joking about him being a panty creamer before surgery until I saw this
http://www.stefanitadio.com/uploaded_images/bruce_jenner_then_wi_full-71...
SEX-SIDED! - Sucky 11/21/11
Looks like Bruce ordered his new face from the Liberace collection.
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Bruce looks like a burn victim or someone who's face has been munched by a dog. Plus lippy. This is peculiar.