From The Department Of DUH: Kate Gosselin Has A New Face
UsWeekly put together this Kate Gosselin gallery that leads us on a long trail of Botox from when she looked like an everyday ho (who understood the glamour of an AquaNetted wave bang) to Ashley Tisdale in 20 years (third picture) to a scheming lizard overlord (fourth picture) to today. They asked NYC plastic surgeon Dr. Jon Turk to analyze the Botoxization of Kate's mug and give his professional opinion on why this bitch's face now looks like a factory defected Real Doll based on the Kim Cattrall alien from the SATC2 poster. According to Dr. Jon, Kate pulled her face skin sort of like how she pulled out cash from her chirrun's college education fund to pay for this shit.
"She's consumed with her appearance," a source says of Gosselin, 36, whose TLC reality show Kate Plus 8 was canceled in August.
New York City plastic surgeon Jon Turk tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on sale Monday) that based on recent photos, it looks like Gosselin's gone more extreme this time: A defined jawline and changed eye shape "suggest a facelift."
It's not surprising, the source tells Us: "Kate wants to look 10 years younger."
If your faced morphed into an expression of shock after reading that QUELLE SURPRISE news, then hold it for about an hour and get your co-worker to shellack your entire head. Then you'll have Kate Gosselin face #5 for free!
You know, the face that belongs to the Kate of today looks like a Sunset Orange Crayon with cartoon ant eyes and teefs on it, so I'm sure the ho Real Housewived herself. Kate now has a full-time job at some site called Coupon Cabin (position: Head STUNT QUEEN Coordinator), so I, for one, can't wait to read her article on how she paid for all of her new face work with double coupons and savings cards.
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Bitch would be better served using that money (what money, again?) on the best therapists in the country for her kids, who are undoubtedly going to need it.
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Kate's ANOTHER one with serious wonk eye. What is it with these fuckin plastic surgeons that they can't get the fuckin eyes the same fuckin size?
we weren't hearing about her for a while and i had breathed a sigh of relief. too soon, i see. and what a face! yeesh. scary, just like the idea of her as a mother.
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Submitted by sofster101 on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 12:23pm.
So has changing the outside finally changed the inside? I think that money could've been better used for therapy, not plastic surgery.
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Yup. She can have all the surgery she wants, but the ugly inside her will always shine through. She should use that money for an exorcism.
I'm late to this, but.....fuck her and her lop-sided face.
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We have been talking about her fake face, but does anyone know what that fuck this coupon blog job is?
And how much can it pay? And how is it the same prestige of a TV show?
Honestly, I don't think anyone wants her... I would guess she has tried to get a gig like The View or the show on CBS (whose name I can't remember) or a gig that would put her in the forefront on TV.
I won't happen. She's a uber bitch and untalented. She is insisting on staying in the limelight, but she's really irrelevant.
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I thought this fucking bitch was broke? After her whining and bitching to People, where the fuck did she get the money to pay for this Leann Rimes looking facelift?
I really like her bloated Kathy Bates with Mervyn's Plus Sized TShirt and Supercuts hair pic
So reading through here, brunettes who bleach give "natural blondes" a bad name and someone is J-E-A-L-O-U-S of PSL. I see I haven't missed much!
She still has raging cuntface. Get hit by a bus, Kunt.
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I see Botox and fillers and better make-up... but no surgery. Her hair sucks as usual, which is quite fitting since she sucks.
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Exhilit B: Nadya Suleman.
Christ I thought we had heard the last of this useless whore.
Like some have said, she looks like LeAnn Rimes and we all know that's not a good thing.
If I'd never seen her before, I'd think she looks great (in this most recent incarnation). However, I know she's a nasty person who's had 8+ kids, so it's all for naught as far as I'm concerned.
I'm neither a fan nor a plastic surgery expert, but it looks like Kate has had some good plastic surgery. I don't know if she looks ten years younger, but she does look significantly less aged in the last photo. Of course, in the last photo she is also much better coiffed and more physically fit.
Along the way, she sure got some serious wonk-eye going. Enough to rival even Lucy Liu.
In the first thumb she looks like the kind of Trog I wouldn't reverse over in a bull-dozer if she was waving a bag of cash. In the last thumb it's the same but with blonde hair..
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She looks like Melissa D'Arabian now.
You can put lipstick on a pig...It's still a pig.
And as far as I know there is no medical procedure to remove the cunt from a cunt....
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Whenever there is a celeb that I know is disliked on here, I allready know the comments about the way they look will be majorly negative no matter if said celeb looks GENERALLY speaking "good".
Be more objective people, yeah shes annoying and a bitch but she looks better, dont just claim someone looks shit/shitter just because you hate them.
Some of ya´s might really think that she looks shitter now, as plastic surery is very unpopular on here, but to the rest of you common...she looks better. The eye lift was a good idea.
I have watched this show from beginning. For those that don't know when she had the free tummy tuck she asked dr. Glassman for breast lift and or implants. He told her NO all she needed was a good bra.
In past few years she is on camera in swimsuits and dresses and tops where she clearly doesn't have on bra, haas lost weight, but boobs are bigger and not saggy. obvious breast implants but she won't admit to it. They don't understand to admit to it we appreciate honesty.
Everybody Loves Raymond actress always fesses up to plastic surgery and I always respected that
She looks okay. That was a pretty good surgery to eliminate some of her grinch-face.
kant remove the kunt of her face
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I really don't see any difference...
Also, she has perma-bitchface. She couldn't give a natural smile for love or money.
I'm late, but: her face looks best in pic #3, her hair is best in pic #3, I think.
Also agree w/ Meatblocks that, as insufferable as she is, she's not the worst mother. Her kids are fed, clothed, housed and educated. There are a bazillion worse parents out there.
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 1:53pm.
wow.... she's giving me Leean Rhimes (orwhoeverthefuckyouspellit) vibes........ no squinty eyes, thank you Mr. Surgeon, but still.... it's creepy!
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YES - and she's got LeAnn's teefs.
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Submitted by unemployed_bum on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 1:34pm.
I am actually deathly afraid of wearing nail polish because everytime I have worn it in the last 4 years, I always went to jail the same day that I painted my nails. So now I think having painted nails is a curse. I used to think that about carrying purses, but in the last year I have managed to start using purses again instead of backpacks or ziploc bags.
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That's very................strange.
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Submitted by unemployed_bum on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 1:34pm.
I am actually deathly afraid of wearing nail polish because everytime I have worn it in the last 4 years, I always went to jail the same day that I painted my nails. So now I think having painted nails is a curse. I used to think that about carrying purses, but in the last year I have managed to start using purses again instead of backpacks or ziploc bags.
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why is everyone so anti plastic surgery?? Its because of Ryan Gosling´s newer nose isnt it?? :)
wow.... she's giving me Leean Rhimes (orwhoeverthefuckyouspellit) vibes........ no squinty eyes, thank you Mr. Surgeon, but still.... it's creepy!
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I wouldn't kill you but I think she was pretty back then. Her hair was atrocious and she was in the process of giving birth to six kids at the time so yeah, it's not as noticeable but her features are fine! Nice, even! She's cute. That glamourous t-shirt she's wearing? Not-so-much.
I have to agree, therapy would have been a way better use for that money.
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Dont kill me you peeps, and she sucks but she looks a hell lot better then she did years ago.
Sometimes plastic surgery does help...
Facelift for what? Her 15 minutes are officially over.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 12:33pm.
I leave some white on my nails, but my thumbs, once it hits the tip of my skin, I have to cut them down. For some reason, having any thumb nail makes me crazy.
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I used to do that, but now I hack and file all of my nails down to nothing because its just easier when working in food service.
I am actually deathly afraid of wearing nail polish because everytime I have worn it in the last 4 years, I always went to jail the same day that I painted my nails. So now I think having painted nails is a curse. I used to think that about carrying purses, but in the last year I have managed to start using purses again instead of backpacks or ziploc bags. Oh well, OCD is really strange sometimes(thanks for the superstition, Mom).
Her smile is so creepy!
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about french people, I have a friend who lived in France, for a few months to learn french and her host was an obese french doctor who ate Weight watchers frozen meals EVERYDAY and then they complained that we American people made them fat with McDonald's!!!
there go all your french stereotypes
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she looks good, better all the time. she's not the worst parent. this is her one life.
the kids are kids and will have their own lives to live out independently one day, they aren''t being deprived or abused.
kate is just trying to have fun, look good and make money.
she's a bitch and somewhat self centered -but who isn't.
her ex is the real douche.
i'm team kate and i never watched an episode. she's decent enough.
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If people lived or vacationed more in France, they wouldn't be quite as impressed with "chic" French women.
The book "French women don't get fat" is bullshit and it's tailored to all the weight obsessed city-living French women. Go 5 minutes outside the cities and you'll see plenty of heifers (copyright:Athlone.)
Many French women have leathered skin that would old Florida bitches look baby smooth, looker ten years older than they are due to deliberate thinness and they reek of cigarettes and talk like Marge Simpson's sisters.
Just because you know how to wear a scarf and brooch beautifully (and they do) doesn't make a French woman chic. I've seen many a "classic" Parisian woman looking like a total woofter.
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Submitted by sofster101 on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 12:23pm.
So has changing the outside finally changed the inside? I think that money could've been better used for therapy, not plastic surgery.
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Well said! This cow is an ignorant, unpleasant, narcissist who is thoroughly ugly on the inside. That comes through loud and clear no matter how she tweaks her exterior parts.
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For those of you who care, since all i do is bring attention to myself and try and make it about me.
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about the partying they claim is a Caribbean thing but I am from the Caribbean but different island, and never seen anything like that.
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
She looks like Leanne Rimes and I honestly don't know if that's more insulting to Leanne or Kate.
She's starting to look like Leann Rimes.....gah!