Spaz de la Huerta Spoils The Boardwalk Empire Season Finale
My mom asked me the other day if I was watching Revenge (which you should always pronounce as RUUUUH-VEEEENGE while making wide Norma Desmond eyes), and I told her that I was behind 3 episodes since its priority ranks way below my current soul fillers of choice The A-List: Dallas and Love & Hip Hop. So instead of doing the correct thing by softly weeping about how she can't believe she raised such a garbage disposal tramp who eats up trash by the pound, she goes, "Oh, so you didn't see it when so-and-so found out that so-and-so was a this-and-that? I couldn't believe it!" So yeah, just like my mom, Spaz de la Huerta should import the phrase "SPOILER ALERT" into her lexicon, because she spilled way too much information on the Boardwalk Empire season finale at a party the other night.
Page Six says that Spaz, who truly always looks like she's always having an awake abortion, was approached by a guest and asked if she could tell them anything about the season finale. (SPOILER ALERT) The drunk face that launches a thousand side-eyes opened its mouth and told the guest that her character's baby dies. Apparently, that's more than the party guest wanted to hear.
For real, though, I doubt that even happens in the finale if it came from Spaz's tongue. Spaz is forever free falling down a K-hole where the moments from her life twist together, and so she doesn't know what she's saying half of the time. When you turn on the local news tonight, you'll find out that Spaz was arrested for accidentally blacking out on top of a baby. "So that's what she meant" is what you'll say afterward. Oh shit, I should've added a SPOILER ALERT to that shit.
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Look at this face...always makes me feel sad for her:
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i'd like to borrow her body for a about a month.
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I find her pinprick eyes truly disturbing.
Nice body! I've never seen the show but it seems to be interesting. I'll watch it for free...if someone has links!
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I like Boardwalk, I like her character, and I think she does have sex appeal. That body is gorgeous. Her eyes though...I dunno, maybe she makes that face when she's under the influence of something. Like black magic.
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 3:09pm.
She's a huge reason that new folks are afraid to post.
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This is very true. There is a lot of hostility here. But I'm sure she loves it when newbs are mistaken for her because then she's tricked people and feels superior.
Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 5:09pm.
My usernames can be banned.
I'm still here though.
Figure it out, genius. :)
OH COME ON!!! I leave for a little bit and come back to this caca! This is like a montly thing.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 5:06pm.
Oh. I can most definitely be extra cunty. I just don't have the energy nor the desire.
Disappointed?
If you're bored, watch c-span's archives. I called in this morning and got on air. It was hilarious!
Huerta's tits keep mesmerizing me. Enough of this page! Enough I say! ENOUGH!
Submitted by Scratch n Sniff on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 4:55pm.
I have no 'powers' beyond my gray matter.
Need a cookie, Dog? I'm not here to cause trouble. I'm done with trouble. Trouble doesn't suit my nature. You can fuss and fizzle and sputter all you want though. Your choice, but, I'm done with all that and THAT is MY choice. I'm still waiting for someone to do the jizz taste-test on Huerta's dress but I see there are no takers. :)
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You must have forgotten your threat to be "extra cunty", Pip. Your past behavior proves well beyond a doubt that you can't be nice for any length of time.
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You can absolutely be banned you fool.
All MK has to do is figure out the bouncers and block them.
Done.
*hugs mah Dawg^
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 4:55pm.
I have no 'powers' beyond my gray matter.
Need a cookie, Dog? I'm not here to cause trouble. I'm done with trouble. Trouble doesn't suit my nature. You can fuss and fizzle and sputter all you want though. Your choice, but, I'm done with all that and THAT is MY choice. I'm still waiting for someone to do the jizz taste-test on Huerta's dress but I see there are no takers. :)
*stand with Jintess*
Bring it, you flaming asshole. Tiyr threats are hilarious. What? Are we supposed to be scared of your powers???
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Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 4:53pm.
Why must you be so mean-spirited?
Did your mother never bake you Toll House cookies when you were a child?
*hands you a cookie and rubs your shoulders*
Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 3:09pm.
I can't be banned. So, if I'm on my best behavior it's of my own volition so you might just STFU and not stir the pot when it is not even necessary unless you want me to be extra cunty.
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Are you serious?
BRING IT
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 4:04pm.
Purely by design, dawg. When I'm purposely myself, of course it's easy to spot me. Duh.
Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 3:09pm.
I can't be banned. So, if I'm on my best behavior it's of my own volition so you might just STFU and not stir the pot when it is not even necessary unless you want me to be extra cunty.
I CANNOT BE BANNED FOREVER from here. Get it through your thick skulls and try a different tack with me because the current one is not working out so well for you.
Here are a few ideas:
A. Ignore me
B. Get along with me
C. Laugh at me
The choice is yours.
Hey, I just noticed Huerta has orange tipped hair. Damn. Stared at this photo for way too long now. Obviously her amazing tits distracted me from the rest of her hot mess.
Submitted by Scratch n Sniff on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 2:23pm.
And you, Pip, are incredibly easy to spot.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 2:12pm.
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a lot of the Law and Order episodes are available streaming on Netflix ...
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But not the entire series run. Season 7 only just became available.
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yeah well..they deserve it.
Why isn't she permabanned? That's my question.
She's a huge reason that new folks are afraid to post.
I don't believe she wears eye make up on the show. Her baby isn't going to die, but I think Mrs. Schroeder's daughter might die.
Thanks Whipper.. Hells now I will make it a mission to find a picture with eye make-up. I am curious now. Yeah work can wait.
She's very good in "Boardwalk Empire". Annoying voice but super hot body.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 2:39pm.
Whamo, I think you're okay as long as you keep looking at the tittays!
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LOL, So if I look away from her tittays would I turn to stone? I wish that were the case with all women, I wouldn't to do the old sneak a peek thing.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 2:39pm.
Bitches that watch this show...does she ever wear eye make-up?
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No. But whoever the makeup artist is on Boardwalk Empire is a fucking magician because she does look kind of cute on the show, but IRL when she walks off of the BE set I can not explain wtf happens to her face.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 2:32pm.
I'm a trust-fund baby too but I don't let it define me and I sure as hell don't waste it on frivolities. I'm a cheap-skate er I mean I'm 'frugal' and proud of it.
Bitches that watch this show...does she ever wear eye make-up?
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 2:29pm.
I must say she really does have a fantastic set of tittays! They seem natural as well which is a must for me, not a fan of bolt ons at all.
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Funny, I was thinking that as well - they look good here and she seems to be bra-less.
Whamo, I think you're okay as long as you keep looking at the tittays!
That looks like a corner booth from the cabin restaurant/bar from "Twin Peakes"
awww, don't take the creepy FBI guys baby away...baby Abigail from creepy Nelson...thanks for spoiling it for me...Abigail is all creepy Nelson has now....poor creepy Nelson...
WTF is she? A box car? It looks like the VIP section of a Santa Fe/Burlington Northern rail car.
She has the look of a person who frequently wakes up with remorse. Sad.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 2:30pm.
*prays*
Prays with you! :(
SPOILER ALERT: YOU ARE TALKING TO TROLLS
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Dog is a trust fund baby like me, Gettin her nails did and buying $800 dvd sets right and left *makes space in liberal limo for Doggie*
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 2:26pm.
I don't know if he's a cast member or what, but I know a guy who's almost a double for the guy seated beside her (right down to his attire).
He DOES look very familiar (like someone who has been an extra in a lot of movies). I have quite a few friends who have been extras in movies who ended up being in the main preview for the movie which is kind of cool for young actors to get that kind of exposure if only briefly.
I few years back I spent the whole Thanksgiving weekend watching L & O marathons ..good times
OMG! I just had to let one of the guys go home, his wife called and their 2 month old is being rushed into emergency surgery.
HOW SCARY!
*prays*
SPOILER ALERT: SNOWY SWEATS BACON GREASE
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
It's an awesome time to be alive I tell you when a train wreck on a tv show can spill the small beans to a douche at party and it becomes a news "item".
I must say she really does have a fantastic set of tittays! They seem natural as well which is a must for me, not a fan of bolt ons at all.
Those eyes are a bit of a show stopper though. Is it because they're too small or because she doesn't darken them in any way?
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 2:12pm.
I'm DYING! There is a boxed set coming out of the ENTIRE 19 years of Law & Order which includes interviews and bloopers and all kinds of awesome stuff. Retailing for nearly $800 (dies) but you can pre-order it on Amazon for $480 or something. Man, I'd kill for that!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd be curious to see how that sells. How many episodes per season. It's a sixty minute show, right? I've never seen an entire episode.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 1:47pm.
The thing that makes me want to lick her crease front to back is that she is, at least, original.
She has that weird vibe about her. She's that chick at work that you can't stand and drives you nuts. But then, at the office Xmas party after a few egg nogs, you wind up having angry, sweaty grudge-fuck sex.
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Dark-sided!
I don't know if he's a cast member or what, but I know a guy who's almost a double for the guy seated beside her (right down to his attire).
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 2:12pm.
You are either incredibly wealthy with money to burn or incredibly nutz for law and order.
Rent the vids and rip them on DVDs. It's not hard to do and a helluva lot cheaper than buying them.
NOT that I'd know anything about that. *adjusts halo*
Dog - OOOOOOOHHH!!!! I'd be into that shit.
I can watch L&O reruns ALL DAY LONG!
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 2:11pm
So quick to judge. For all we know, it could be something as innocent as coke dust.
:D
Hmm. Anyone want to do a 'lick the dress' test? If it tastes funky...it's spooge... if it makes your tongue go numb it's coke.
Any takers? :D
Her lack of eyes sincerely creeps me out.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 2:12pm.
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a lot of the Law and Order episodes are available streaming on Netflix ...
*fans self after reading angel_i's comments*
She's no Oscar De La, that's for sure.
He's yummy