Wednesday, November 23rd 2011

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

What former C-list actress-turned-reality star has rekindled a past romance with a famous rock star and is now asking him to adopt her youngest child? The blonde beauty, who receives a hefty child support check for her other kids, is trying to secure a little financial security for her latest tot! (Blind Gossip)

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora? Just when I start to think that motherhood (and an obese child support check from Charlie Sheen) has convinced Denise Richards to quietly retire from the gold digging game, she dusts off her shovel and sticks it into another pile. Damn, she's good.

This starlet has hooked a lot of buzz and if her new movie is as big as we think it will be, she'll soon be on the A list. She has been hero-worshiping the director of the film (big name/lots of good movies) for years, but now they've taken it to the next level. Lots of dirty texts and a strangely close relationship that is creeping out cast and crew. Not sure if they've bumped the uglies, but it seems inevitable at this point. (BuzzFoto)

Rooney Mara and David Fincher? Exhibit: A.

This director doesn’t have a reputation for engaging in tomfoolery on his sets, and this starlet has no reputation at all, yet they’ve been raising eyebrows with their vaguely off-putting relationship, which is inching into “professionally inappropriate” territory. Their weird fascination with one another is making some folks wonder if they could become a liability while promoting their film. She’s infatuated but he’s playing Pygmalion, a scenario that always ends messily. Someone should warn her, bless her little heart. (Lainey Gossip)

See above.

Well, it should be an interesting Thanksgiving at this family’s house. Everybody is mad at everybody else! Parent is unhappy with Child for continuing in a relationship that is sure to end in heartbreak. Child is annoyed that Sibling is scoring more work than Child and not including Child in the most lucrative projects. And Sibling is unhappy with Parent’s management of their career. Perhaps Child can lighten the mood by spilling the news that Sibling’s SO is consulting with a divorce attorney. Let’s all give thanks for family! Will someone please pass the sweet potatoes? (Blind Gossip)

For once, I'd like one of these these "sisters" blind items to be about The Landers Sisters! Hell, I'd even settle for The Peldon Sisters. But nope, it's always about those stupid ass Kuntrashians. Tomorrow they will pull the plastic bag of giblets out of Kim's ass, slather it with herb butter, shove Stove Top into it and thank it for making all of them millionaires. But yeah, this is probably about those gobble gobbles whores.

Child: Kourtney
Sibling: Khloe
Parent: Pimp Mama Kris

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Rdeadline's picture

I love 2 and 3, obviously.

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sandyisdandy's picture

Deschanels (Zoey and sister Emily, the lead in Bones) don't work for that because their career are not managed by a parent.

lovelylaney's picture

I say the Deschanel family for the last one. Zooey and her husband just split this month. Just a guess. The entire family is in showbiz apparently.

SANS FARDS's picture

All of the Kartrashians suck, of course, but I hope Kourtney and Scott "The S is Silent" Disick keep it going just to stick in Pimp mama Kris's craw. Khloe and Lamar actually are the most sane of the bunch.
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Miami's picture

How can the first blind be Richards when she has never been blonde. Still, it sounds like her...

SANS FARDS's picture

That relationship b/w Rooney and Fincher is all sorts of creepy. Life imitates art, to an extreme degree. If her career doesn't take off after this he'll just move on to the next chick.

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rukiddingme's picture

Just when I was beginning to think Denise had grown up, it sure sounds like her in that 1st item.

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BorgQueen's picture

I wonder if Lamar feels that now Kris broke his contract with Kim, he has gained the cojones (balls for our non-Spanish speaking pals) to break his contract with Khloe. There are blinds that Lamar cheats on Khloe left and right and dares her to leave him.

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It's probably Denise because she adopted a kid in addition to her Sheen spawn. So yeah it fits.

Last one is def the Kartrashians.

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angel_i's picture

Yeah, I think that last one is the Simpsons.
The real life ones.

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Datura's picture

I think Richie's jacket is made from the upholstery of my first car.

angel_i's picture

Haha! I thought that was Owen Wilson LOL!

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mynameisstolen's picture

Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/23/2011 -8:47am.

That's just regular velvet or velveteen, the fake velvet.

Vern's picture

LOL LA Chay!

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pomme's picture

i "adore" how the blind items on Fincher and Rooney Mara starts because of an interview

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 9:27am.

Denise sure likes them ugly.

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Well, she kind of got Charlie towards the end of his cuteness. He wasn't hard on the eyes at all before cracking, boozing, and whoring ruined his looks.

sandyisdandy's picture

The last one had me going "Lohan" after every sentence until the divorce part. So close to a new blind item about Lohan, Sam, Alli, and White Oprah. Oh well. I'm sure they'll be one tomorrow.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Denise sure likes them ugly.
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LisaRose's picture

With that black tape across his face, you can REALLY see all the work Richie has had done.

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LaChaylo's picture

I can't with Denise's wannabe mini Brooke Shields ass.

I saw an old episode of Seinfeld and Denise Richards was in there. She was very sexy in her youth. She definitely had that escort look about her though lol whatever that is.

The last item does sound like kkk. I wouldn't be too surprised if Lamar filed for divorce even though I think they make a good couple.

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 9:03am.
Denise Richards: Once a ho' always a ho'. She can deny it all she wants but she absolutely used to be a high priced escort before she hit it big. She is just going back to her old ways.

It's a shame she and the warlock couldn't work it out because hookers are totally his type.

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suckandfuck's picture

I thought Finchy Poo was married???????

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ChubbyWubby's picture

Denise Richards: Once a ho' always a ho'. She can deny it all she wants but she absolutely used to be a high priced escort before she hit it big. She is just going back to her old ways.

Speaking of escorts, Steven Tyler's GF was also a high priced escort.

There are plenty more who sold their vajayjay for dinero...

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skabazzle's picture

All the guesses by MK seem to be spot-on. I was gonna guess the Simpson sisters for the last one but neither is married at the moment.

Another guess could be: BeyBey (Sibling), Basement Baby (Child) and Papa Knowles (Parent)? If Jay divorced Bey right now that would fuel the fake pregancy rumors even more.

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Dog's picture

When will these assholes learn crushed velvet is not a good look no matter how cool they think they are!

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