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With DH in Qatar, me and THE BOY (2.5 y/o) in Texas, MY family in Florida and DH's family in Wisconsin... me and THE BOY are hitting Hometown Buffet (always pronounced buf-FAT) for turkey day.
OT: ANYTHING by Bob Ross sends warm pitchforks stabbing through my icy soul.
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When somebody brands you as a cunt, you thank them since that's better than getting knighted by the queen herself.~MK 8/15/11
Dog - never fails. I always get the cart with the fucked wheel.
-get stuck behind some stupid asshole that has to stop and look at EVERY thing marked down, in every aisle.
-get stuck in the line that never moves, or the person infront of me is paying with 3 different methods.
GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*rips all hair out*
I would have to leave the store Dog. Seriously. I cant.
And the parade of land whales were amazing even Monday. They are my motivation not to get fat. But I have to say I gotta try steering the cart with my boobs. It would make it easier to talk on the cell :D
If it wouldn`t be for taking the kids to Speechtherapy, i wouldn`t even leave the house today , let alone go to the damn Store. I`d rather eyefuck myself with shitcovered double-dildo than braving any Grocery-Store today. Or ANY store for that matter on Black Friday.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 1:18pm.
Dog - I did that mess on Monday. I just cant stand being in line - I go all ADD and I have to try hard not to go postal. Anyway CANT wait to dig in!!!
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Two things that ALWAYS happen to me at the grocery store and it sucks hard enough on a normal day:
1. Stuck behind some land whale who leans over the handle of the cart and essentially steers with her boobs while walking as slow as a tortoise and not sticking to one side of the aisle of the other so no one can go around her (in TJ's that's no joke with how narrow their aisles are to begin with)
2. Stuck behind some asshole who insists on getting a price check for something that's 10 cents off.
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Michael get a grip! Bob Ross has been dead for what, ten years! WTF!
Dog - I did that mess on Monday. I just cant stand being in line - I go all ADD and I have to try hard not to go postal. Anyway CANT wait to dig in!!!
Uvy - I prefer the company of my inlaw side of the family. No drama.
There are 7 other grandchildren, so my kids have plenty to keep themselves occupied, there is tons of food, games, etc. It's not formal or rigid by any means. Just cozy, relaxing and mimosas flowing!
Squirrels are cute but they can be vicious biting fuckers too.
I admire them from afar!
Y'know what I am thankful for? I can SLEEP LATE tomorrow!!!
Today after work, I have to head to the "gourmet" grocery store for grueyer cheese.
Stupid fucking Safeway no longer carries such cheeses.
*double middle finger*
I do NOT WANT to go anywhere near a grocery store today.
Awwwwww!!
Hey Dlisters! ♥
I've been checking in via blackberry....fall semester kicked my ass but I made it out alive through a pile of books and papers.
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"The older you get, the wiser you get...unless you're a banana!" - Rose Nylund
I love Trader Joe's and for us, it's down the street from Whole Foods - even better. TJs is hell of a lot cheaper though!
All we have to do is show up with wine at friends' home tomorrow for dinner! We may take the kids to the Muppets tomorrow afternoon although I have to work for a couple of hours.
Mr Fury and all small-Furys are at Costco and I'm working from home (and reading the D way too much) so it's nice and quiet. Time to light the fire soon!
Oh and this little dude is a rodent - next thing to a rat. Don't find them cute at all!
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Oh mah gah, I don't know if MK or anybody here talked about it yet, so sorry if I'm being redundant, but I read this morning in my newspaper (yes, NEWSPAPER) that there were Jersey Shore Christmas ornaments sold on HSN's A Very Snooki Holiday Gift Special?!?!? They sold out on that A Very Snooki Holiday Gift Special. Ain't that some shit.
http://www.thewrap.com/http%3A/%252Fwww.thewrap.com/tv/jersey-shore-chri...
GG, not anymore!
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You guys are still shopping???
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK! How cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! I simply adore squirrels!
I just went ti Trader Joe's and then Whole Foods. What a clusterfuck.
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Serious case of the AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE's!
My old daycare lady used to take in abandoned squirrels and raise them till they were old enough to be released back outside.
Both kids got to experience raising puppies, goats, kittehs, squirrels and baby love birds through her.
wow, a baby that hasn't had anything to eat in years?! Who wrote the script for that episode? Palin maybe?
I love me some Bob Ross.
Happy last day before y'all get reaffirmation as to why you can't stand being around your families.
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