Thanksgiving Eve Crumbs
I am thankful for my cholita cousins who always taught me that should a freak bleach accident ever take my eyebrows, I can always replace them with help from a Sharpie, so I don't resemble an Alien Nation extra like Molly Sims here - Hollywood Rag
But for why isn't that checker lady curtsying at the sight of Duchess Catherine? Off to the gallows with her! - Lainey Gossip
Pimp Mama Kris has put the Kuntrashians on media lockdown. Will somebody please wrap the lockdown key in pie dough and feed it to Khloe? - The Superficial
If David Cross' groom suit doesn't only consist of blue skin paint, I will have a disappoint - Celebitchy
Darren Criss' upside down widows peak eyebrows on the How To Succeed... poster - Towleroad
Michael Assbender sings! - Lainey Gossip
Emo Raccoon is still Emo and still a raccoon - Hollywood Tuna
ScarJo looks like a post-op Max Headroom on Interview Magazine - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
This list of opposites attract is incomplete without Skat Kat and Paula Abdul - The Berry
Reese Witherspoon's got a butt chin on her crotch - Popsugar
Leonardo DiCatchAHo's latest piece looks like an Eva Mendes/Keira Knightley hybrid to me - Popoholic
Surprise, surprise, J.R. Martinez won Dancing with the Stars - Just Jared
Pretty person says she used to be BLAH BLAH ugly and BLAH BLAH it was hard for her BLAH BLAH - ICYDK
Jessica Simpson wants to propose marriage to that thing - The Daily What
But before she does that, Jessica Simpson wants to know if that turducken cake comes in a Weight Watchers version - Celebslam
What Herman Cain sleeps in at night - OMG Blog
Three minutes later, grandma started freebasing those Pop Rocks - Videogum
Stock up cookie dough and cake batter soup, because JLove got dumped again - I'm Not Obsessed
All My Children and One Life to Life are dead forever - SOW
Willow Smith covers Frank Ocean, and survey says: NO. - Crunk + Disorderly
But what's most surprising is that Justin Bieber's pink underwear doesn't have the word "JUICY" embroidered on the back of it - Cityrag
(Image via Fame Pictures)
She looks like Ted Danson.
And what in the world is Weight Watchers thinking offering Jessica Simpson that kind of money. Haven't they watched her, um..blossom over the years before baby even? She will never stay thin and she is beyond rich, so money is probably the only thing that Jessica isn't hungry for.
Bitch looks like a 2 pack a day career bartender even WITH makeup.
MizCynical, Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
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I was tryna figure out why she looked so off then I realized that's not Molly Ringwald.
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Words fail me. I'm sitting here with nothing to do for a whole half hour (then I have to baste) and I read that the sweater Bieber wore on The Today Show cost $1650. Dude got seriously ripped off!!
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@ Dog: First, Happy Thanksgiving! I'm just sitting here ready to eat! Secondly, since Bieber's sweater is from the 80s, is this the cost of the sweater in today's currency? Like it's accrued interest over time or something? 30 years ago, it cost $16.50 & today now it's worth over $1500? That's the only logical explanation for that fairisle A&F abomination.
That opposites attrack item was so lame. I can't stand it when MK links to lazy blogs like that who throw up pictures of 20 couples without identifying a single damn one of them. I was like, yes, I can believe these couples... now WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY YOU LAZY BITCH SLUT?!?!
Happy Thanksgiving, horz! I'm thankful for Michael K and everyone on the D.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
I seriously thought this was Stephen Cojocaru.
Can someone teach how to dougie? :P
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 8:47pm.
Anastasia makes the best eyebrow products, from the eyebrow powder to the felt tip pen.
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fuck yeah she does! that's all i use! i regularly turn people into brow powder converts.
you wouldn't believe the amount of women that get their brows (or the last 2/3rds of them) waxed off so they can stencil them back in. horrific.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
mbar - I believe, like dog years to human years, internet time should have a fixed ratio to real time.
Molly Sims is very average looking. Why is she famous?
I keep getting sucked into the computer in an annoying way. I'll think I've been browsing shit for like 15 minutes, and then I'll look at the clock at 2-3 hours have gone by, and I'm like, "WHAT THE FUCK!"
I may not be speaking to anyone at all here, since probably everyone is in bed, but I'm up doing various thanksgiving food prep bullshit and guzzling white wine. But happy freakin thanksgiving to y'all!
Kim K. on a media lock down? Have you not heard the shit coming out about what a prick he is?
You know they're editing the shit out of that show to make him look like a prick.
He should have gotten rights on that shit...They're going to slay him. R.I.P. KH!
I'm seething with rage over the unnecessary euthanization of our beloved soaps. The only thing that keeps me going is watching telenovelas.
Molly Sims?! I would have bet a million that was what's her face who starred in that Austin Powers movie and married that TV guy and had two kids. What's her name again?
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Submitted by sushi on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 7:13pm.
I never understood the appeal of Sims. She seems bland.
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"Bland" would be a step up; she's *awful* on Project Accessory. Why they didn't pick someone with some personality and smarts, like Paulina Porizkova, is beyond me.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 8:47pm.
Anastasia makes the best eyebrow products, from the eyebrow powder to the felt tip pen.
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She really does make outstanding brow products -- that's her whole focus. Worth every cent!
Twat Muffin, I give thanks this year for your avatar, which never fails to melt my stone-cold heart and steam up my glasses. Hummadahummada!
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Blonde eyebrows are a pain in the arse, most pencils are too dark and if you don't pencil in enough, you look washed out like Molly.
Christmas came early because the KKKardashians have recused themselves!!!!!
Those stupid assholes. They can STAY gone. Forever. And ever. And ever. Amen.
Seriously they should go peddle their asses in other countries who might welcome their bullshit. It's not like we are going to forget their stunts. At least the horz around here won't.
It's only because her eye makeup is so weirdly brown and dark and covera her whole eye area. If her eyes were made up normally she'd look normal.
And she DOES look like creepy old Steven Tyler.
Will somebody please wrap the lockdown key in pie dough and feed it to Khloe?
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This made me laugh so hard!!
UBF -- 5 minutes to AHS -- YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For all of you light eyebrowed chicas like myself, Anastasia makes the best eyebrow products, from the eyebrow powder to the felt tip pen. I've been using both of them lately (I use the felt tip as a base) and my eyebrows have been turning out great!
Just quickly looking at the picture I thought it was Steven Tyler for a quick second.
*leaves thread with perfectly arched, Liz-Taylor-like eyebrows*
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UBF, at least you have the light hair to balance everything. I have the shadows, black brows, and dark brown hair.
*gets paper bag to wear*
Muddy, i have the shadows, too. It`s called " i haven`t slept through a night since the Clinton administration.
45 minutes til AHS. WOOT.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
It's not so much the eyebrows as the shadows around her eyes. I think those shadows add to the I HAVE NO EYEBROWS look.
This isn't fair. If I didn't pencil in my eyebrows every day I would look the same way-- the light adds to this shit...
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
UBF - Just go a few shades darker adn do it on a Sat incase you fubar it up and then you can redo it Sunday. Its a pain drawing or filling them in with darker shadow!
GG, i m scared to get them too dark with my blonde hair.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I thought that was Steven Tyler.
Of COURSE Michael Assbender sings. He's basically Jesus Christ, you know.
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Submitted by Darknight on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 6:26pm.
Sims reminds me of some girl in school that burned off her eyebrows during chemistry by messing with the bunsen burners. Her facial expression for the rest of the year was "surprised".
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
I'm still happy that the Kardashian did not win DWTS last night despite all of the Twitter begging.
I never understood the appeal of Sims. She seems bland.
Uncle Brain-Fart - Why don't you dye them a darker color? Brown?
Sims reminds me of some girl in school that burned off her eyebrows during chemistry by messing with the bunsen burners. Her facial expression for the rest of the year was "surprised".
Team blonde eyebrows. I m one of those bitches that has to use a dark blonde eyebrow pencil so i don`t look like i m all forehead.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
My mom's like that (extremely faint natural eyebrows).
Taylor is so edgy it's sad. Oh, being a teenager and thinking you're all that!
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I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Some people just have really thin light eyebrows, we do exist.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
She's not Emo Raccoon, MK. She's Sad Panda!
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
Molly Sims probably just had a facial. I have left many a spa after a facial with no makeup except the eye area.
OMG Reese has a major cameltoe.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 5:28pm.
Sparkly...very nice!
Sandbitch, your avvie!@!!!! hahahahaha!!
molly looks like shiet WTF did she do to her eyebrow parts?
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Hows about that hag supposedly incognito, hiding face with a 10k handbag and covering fat ass in huge KK logos. And as if they don't have a fucking home gym back at the Jenner brothel.
http://cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/23/kim-ka...
Even though he's a dumb cunt, I'm very pissed that Kris Munster can't sue that for more than 10mil. I sincerely hope he makes her extremely miserable and inconvenienced in the process. PFFFFFT.