Like Looking Into A Future Mirror
Here's a beat-looking and weathered down Kate Moss stumbling drunkface first out of The Box in London last night with her husband Count von Count and some friends. Don't let out one laugh, because this will probably be some of us in a few hours (and is probably some of you RIGHT NOW) after Jack Daniels rides a Wild Turkey down our throats a dozen times or so. You know, it's when the nectar of the Gods lulls your head to sleep and your brain tries to pull down your eyelid shades, but you're trying to fight it to keep the party alive. That's your loved ones cue to plop you in a corner, shove a slobber bucket under your neck and then spend the rest of the night trying to throw uncooked cranberries into your wide open passed out mouth. It's a Thanksgiving tradition! But I have a feeling that to Kate Moss' daughter, it's a nightly tradition.
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Love u Kate even with drunk face .
Submitted by quickkill on Fri, 11/25/2011 - 6:40pm.
None the less, she is setting a bad example for the daughter, who will end up just like her
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This is the second time I've seen this. Is "nonetheless" 3 words now??? (legitimate question - language is malleable).
Submitted by notreallyworking on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 3:59am.
its Peter Dougherty with blonde hair!
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ITA.
I think you could drink 20 bottles of wild turkey and still look better then this dried up skank MK.
I will never, ever understand how this fug bitch became a supermodel. She is short, has scrawny bowed legs, a crooked nose, gnarly teeth, ratty hair and bad skin. I just don't get her appeal. And how she became a fashion icon is also beyond me. She always looks scruffy and unwashed.
its Peter Dougherty with blonde hair!
the power of michael k compels you!
the power of michael k compels you!
Kate Moss got into the modeling business in her teen years, and was exposed to booze and drugs. She hung out with people who did drugs, like Johnny Depp, and maniac Naomi Campbell. Pete Doherty was the high light of booze and drug abuse. None the less, she is setting a bad example for the daughter, who will end up just like her, unless the bio father has influence in her life. Kate Moss looks blitzed out. Why did Kate Moss have a kid ?
If there is a God her and fellow cigarette lover Johnny Depp will get lung cancer. But there is no God so those two lucky b*astards will smoke into their 90's and some poor none 1%er who who smokes 5 cigarettes will die of lung cancer.
Eh I'll give Count Von Count a pass. He's in the Kills afterll.
The thing is - she always looks like a zombie. I don't see anything hot or sexy in looking stoned or drunk all the time, it's not glamorous even though the fashion industry still lives in the past where only the rich could afford nose candy.
Now Gisele B, on the other hand - not conventionally pretty, but healthy looking despite being slim as a whip, always glowing and gorgeous, and much better at modeling than this overrated English broad.
Cheers, I'll drink to that one darling.
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Its just my opinion my minions...
That's not The Box she's coming out of, it's the Groucho Club.
She needs to take a seat. Kate will soon be replaced by her 13-year-old sister, Lottie Moss.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/10/kate-moss-13-year-old-sister-lo...
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
The English love her. I think the few English who aren't drunk and/or coked up, live vicariously through her. Just another old groupie.
how much coke would a coke whore coke if a coke whore could whore coke....
I never thought she was attractive. Just another junkie model who slept her way to fame.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 1:57pm.
Hey, it worked. It's shitty 'cause I'm drunk, but feel free to make better versions, since it's PSL's idea, anyhoo.
That's fucking beautiful. NEVER change it.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Hasn't this mangy whore OD'd yet? God, someone at least take its spawn away.
thats what bonds kate and her husband, its all over their faces- drugs. Her skin although far from perfect looks a lot better than it should
That's Jamie Hince from the Kills you idiot.
One more hopscotch from hell.
"Nothing tastes as good as drugs feels." - Kate Moss
www.brilliantarrogance.com | Best Fucking BLOG!!
Happy Methsgiving!
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Can't stand this bitch. I am always baffled by all the glowing comments she gets on the Daily Mail site praising how amazing she looks.
She is so far past her prime. Seriously, if she only looks good with a shitload of Photoshopping, professional lighting and the best photographers around then why do these fashion houses and firms hire her? Even then, she really doesn't look that great, IMHO.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 1:02pm.
I greatly dislike this cokewhore. I can't believe she still works but I guess photoshop works wonders.
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I have never understood her appeal. I remember when models were required to be pretty or sexy and the whole heroin chic thing turned me off. That phase came and went but she's still here.
That is a drugs face. And that's her WITH botox! Her forehead is completely smooth. Imagine her without the help. Her dumps must be so toxic.
Fucking Classy! hahahahah I thought you were CTH because of the avie! and I am sober!
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
CTH, it is NOT the same! I see both of them! It is fantastic!!!!
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
Hey, it worked. It's shitty 'cause I'm drunk, but feel free to make better versions, since it's PSL's idea, anyhoo.
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"Most people are average, neither black nor white. They're gray. A dirty shade of gray." - Dmitri Shostakovich
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 1:40pm.
CTH, it matches yours! lmao....if only you could make yours half/half!
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Fuck I DID make one based on your great idea, tried to change my avie and it's still the same! Shit!
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"Most people are average, neither black nor white. They're gray. A dirty shade of gray." - Dmitri Shostakovich
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 1:31pm.
IDGAF, I'd still scissor her in a NY minute. Hell, I'd probably get high from her pussy juices.
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i'll hold your purse... and watch.
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Fucking LOL, you're too funny! I'll let you, as long as you don't record it and post it on pornhub.
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i promise NOTHING!!!... *sets up cameras, and lights*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 1:31pm.
IDGAF, I'd still scissor her in a NY minute. Hell, I'd probably get high from her pussy juices.
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i'll hold your purse... and watch.
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Fucking LOL, you're too funny! I'll let you, as long as you don't record it and post it on pornhub.
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"Most people are average, neither black nor white. They're gray. A dirty shade of gray." - Dmitri Shostakovich
CTH, it matches yours! lmao....if only you could make yours half/half!
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
someone needs to make that main pic an avvie.
that is all.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 11/24/2011 - 1:31pm.
IDGAF, I'd still scissor her in a NY minute. Hell, I'd probably get high from her pussy juices.
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i'll hold your purse... and watch.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I still say the camera loves her. But she never should have had a child.
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you
IDGAF, I'd still scissor her in a NY minute. Hell, I'd probably get high from her pussy juices.
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"Most people are average, neither black nor white. They're gray. A dirty shade of gray." - Dmitri Shostakovich
She shouldnt have breed, this whory waste of time!
I'd like to say all sorts of bad things about Kate Moss, but I'm afraid Lucifer Sam will be after me with her shank.
The spirit of fuck you ~hotpocket 11/22/11
Still...the Drunk Eye gave me the chuckels!
The guy in the wheelchair reminds me of the psycho killer/mental patient in "Identity."
What we would think if suddenly we were exposed to images of Kate sitting around in some bookstore quietly sipping camomile tea quietly brooding to herself, ‘I must stock up on as many self help books as I can?’ That would admittedly be alarming, and not the type of thing that we ought to be talking about.
'I'm not here for a long time bixches, but for a good time...'
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/11/my-hero-kate-moss-gets-trashed-a...
"Don't let out one laugh, because this will probably be some of us in a few hours (and is probably some of you RIGHT NOW)"
*raises hand, proudly*... i'm in the "right now" category!!
OT: yeah, not gonna try to think up something for what a fuck up Kate Moss is... just don't got it in me today... but, tomorrow... oooh, nellie!.. look out, Kate!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I greatly dislike this cokewhore. I can't believe she still works but I guess photoshop works wonders.
JFC, her poor daughter. This woman loves her booze and drugs.
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The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
And while combing my hair now, and wondering what dress to wear now
I say a little prayer for you