Lily Allen Had A Mini Cooper!
Lily Allen's rep has turned their mouth to the SILENT position and are not saying shit, but who needs a confirmation from a rep when you've got friends with Twatter pages? Two of Lily's friends, Sam Chew and Charlie Condou, handed out pink blunts on Twitter last night and announced that she and her husband of 6 months, Sam Cooper, have been blessed by the saliva bombs and newborn diarrhea fumes coming from their brand new baby girl. We don't have a name yet, but Sam Chew did gift us with the image of a pink Mini Cooper driving out of Lily's coochie tunnel when he Tweeted this:
sending out love to lily, sam and mini cooper...... YES.
22 hours ago via web
This news might be like a shot of happiness to veins of your soul since Lily has been through sad after sad after sad after sad to get here. Lily miscarried her first pregnancy almost 4 years ago and had a still birth last November.
Congratulations to Lily, Sam and their new baby friend. I'll throw them another congratulations with more feeling if they really named their daughter Mini Cooper. Or at least WINNIE Cooper!
via People
Awwww, good for them!
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Devil's advocate.
Submitted by Flynn on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 12:12am.
hellraiser,
I just read a book called "splatterpunk" that has a bunch of short stories by all different writers and that was one of the stories. If you like horror stories pick up splatterpunk and you won't be disappointed.
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NOTED!!! This is my FAVOURITE kinda book. It's a box of chocolates! YAY!
I just finished reading - get this - The VC Andrews series Heaven. Now, to be fair I didn't read the whole series becuz some guy writes it after that. And you know - I thought those books would be shit (I read the Flowers in the Attic series as a teen) but she's not a bad writer at ALL! I was shocked.
♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
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I like Lily and wish her all the best. Her husband looks cute to me too. Hope her marriage lasts and she is happy and the kid doesn't shit on her Chanel (it will).
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Wyle E
"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
Submitted by bexicle on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 7:46am.
parissucksliterally and Bossy
She didn't 'keep getting pregnant by different guys' She was pregnant by mistake at a young age, miscarried and then had a 'what if' guilt.
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Even if it was a turning point in her life, she got pregnant by two boyfriends she had been with a short time. There is a difference between that and a woman who has been with the same man for 10 years and kept trying to get pregnant. That is all I was saying.
You hardly ever understand what I am trying to say, even when I am being very clear, so I ask you to please just skip over my posts. Thank you.
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Through a glass eye your throne
Is the one danger zone
Take me to the pilot for control
Take me to the pilot of your soul
all of you are gonna shoot your eye out!... just sayin'!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Me too. I don't care how many times I've heard Randy scream that he can't get up Ralphie I lose my shit.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 8:37am.
ESC, the oven is NOT a punishment! LOL!
Turn the channel and you lose a hand! *has machete ready*
I have been watching The Lord of the Rings trilogy for days! CAN'T. CHANGE. CHANNEL.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 8:23am.
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 9:01pm
AS much as I hate having Christmas shoved up my ass, I could watch the movie a christmas story, over and over again
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Ah! I'm one of those assholes that really does watch the "24 Hours of a Christmas Story" on whatever cable channel for 24 hours straight! I've been doing it since I was a teenager. When people ask "Ohmygawd, who really needs 24 hours of it?", I just casually shrug my shoulders like I don't know anything about that. But its me. Yeah, its me that needs it. Especially since I'm not allowed to get high anymore, how the fuck else am I supposed to tolerate the relatives? Simple, lock myself in the basement with the kids and watch "A Christmas Story"
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I am also guilty of that! It drives my parental units loco because I won't allow the channel to be changed!
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as much as i absolutely adore "A Christmas Story"... oh, and the sequel("It Runs in the Family (1994)") sucked hippo taint, by the way... i just can't watch it anymore, so... *tosses EC into oven, and changes channel*... HA!
OT: no, seriously... i don't care about Lilly Allen having a baby.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Its not like she stalked a hooligan with emails and showed him her tits, she met this fuy and married him. Lily's shit is not rusty!
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 9:01pm
AS much as I hate having Christmas shoved up my ass, I could watch the movie a christmas story, over and over again
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Ah! I'm one of those assholes that really does watch the "24 Hours of a Christmas Story" on whatever cable channel for 24 hours straight! I've been doing it since I was a teenager. When people ask "Ohmygawd, who really needs 24 hours of it?", I just casually shrug my shoulders like I don't know anything about that. But its me. Yeah, its me that needs it. Especially since I'm not allowed to get high anymore, how the fuck else am I supposed to tolerate the relatives? Simple, lock myself in the basement with the kids and watch "A Christmas Story"
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I am also guilty of that! It drives my parental units loco because I won't allow the channel to be changed!
parissucksliterally and Bossy
She didn't 'keep getting pregnant by different guys' She was pregnant by mistake at a young age, miscarried and then had a 'what if' guilt. She wrote a song about the baby she first miscarried. She obviously had it as a turning point in her life.
She then decided she had had enough of partying and wanted to settle down, so she tried to have another baby and got married.
Enuff to look at her husband's face to tell that her marriage either wont last or wont be a happy one. He looks gay/hysterical to me. Like a paedophile too.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 9:09pm.
UBF - how do you say "who farted?". Its my goal to say that in as many languages possible before I die.
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Norwegian:
Hvem feis?
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 10:10pm.
Do they eat the hogs, i was wondering about that. We eat quite a bit of wild boar in Germany, but i haven`t seen it served here.
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I think most of the wild boar meat hunted in Texas gets exported to Europe. In America that crap would just end up in dogfood or get turned into gelatin at a rendering plant. Only crazy yerpeeans eat wild boar and horses.
Luv luv luv all Christmas movies...especially It's a Wonderful life. Been looking for the Diva Christmas Carol with Vanessa Williams & Kathy Griffin..not a classic, but cute.
I've never seen A Christmas Story but I promised myself I would this year.
I think Elf is my favorite Christmas-themed movie. I watch it several times a year during the holidays.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
hellraiser,
I just read a book called "splatterpunk" that has a bunch of short stories by all different writers and that was one of the stories. If you like horror stories pick up splatterpunk and you won't be disappointed.
No one who went through what Allen went through in order to have a baby would demean the occasion by giving their child a silly name, or would they?
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
Yes, good catch Flynn, it is based on a short story by Edward Bryant who also (I think it's the same guy anyway) wrote another short story I just read called "Bad German" in Bloodlite II: Overbite.
In the film, I just liked Lukas Haas attempting to make out with Kim Basinger. It is oddly repulsive yet enticing.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
hey hellraiser,
while she was out, was that based on a short story? About a lady who leaves a note on a car and then they follow her?
oh and congrats to Lily! I like her music and I'm glad this baby finally happened for her.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Hotmami, her costumes were beautiful especially the white beaded gown after she made it. But I would crawl over broken glass for Miss Mazepa's outfit!
Just got off the NYC-DC bus with no traffic to speak of - 4 hours 30 minutes, a straight shot. Even though I had to sit next to a...erm...portly dude who was listening to deafening techno and smelled like B.O., I'm happy as a clam because getting to NYC was a nightmare on Tuesday. wheeee!
Hope you sluts all enjoyed your holiday weekend and didn't get into too many fights with the rellies.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 7:44pm.
"She could name her kid poopers"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
And as for favorite Christmas movies, my list includes the original Die Hard (yummy Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber) and Scrooged (Bill Murray is a dick in real life but cracks me up in the movies).
But the Christmas movies I REALLY love are all horror flicks: P2, Black Christmas (the original), and even the extremely cheesy While She Was Out if only for the last 15 minutes. I also like Hit and Run. That last movie doesn't take place at Christmas but I am pretty sure someone gets tied to the front of a Jeep Wrangler with Christmas bulbs and that is festive enough for me.
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When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
She had two previous miscarriages. I'm happy she finally got to have a baby.
Gardening Girl, I love that movie!!! I covet all of her performance costumes.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Watch Gypsy!
I am crippled with indecision...I want to download a movie from iTunes and I am torn between Inside Daisy Clover (Natalie Wood flick) or Mommie Dearest.
I love Natalie Wood, but I have a hard time resisting a movie as over the top as MD. :)
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
I like Storage Warts (lol typo, stays) and American Pickers. But i have been watching that shit all day. My buddy told me the worst thing he ever bought in one of the storage units was a dead cat. WHO PUTS THEIR CAT IN A STORAGE UNIT???
Thanks, ESE , for reminding me of Bad Santa. That movie is AWESOME.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
*peddles in on unicycle*... what?... i forgot my pencil!
Christmas movies, huh?... "Bad Santa"!
yep, call me a cynic!
*peddles back out thread door*... *flashes fully... uuummmm... "solved" Rubik's Cube at mike*... i owe ya, buddy!!
and just because...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8Cjyedio3g&feature=relmfu
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Dont know UBF. I have not watched those shows. I refuse. Its bad enough that I know they exist.
UBF, I was watching Storage Wars at my grandma's house because I couldn't find anything else to watch. That's a crazy way to make a living. It's not quite antique-ing because lord knows what shit you end up with.
I've been watching Season 2 of American Pickers. But after a while, the gasoline signs start looking the same.
Ok, I was all happy and everything for her but now both she AND her mini cooper are just just annoying! Is this your secret plan to make me hate her?! I'm also annoyed that you could mention WINNIE Cooper and provide no pic to gaze upon at least!
♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
Hot Youtube Vid Description: "have something dumb to say ? comment and see if i give a dam !" by KayyRosee1
HEYYYYYYY!! Who's making fun of Storage Wars?? It's the only reality show I will actually watch! My Man and I like it!
hahahha
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Through a glass eye your throne
Is the one danger zone
Take me to the pilot for control
Take me to the pilot of your soul
An outhouse show would be funny as shit!
See what I did there?
*shows self out*
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 9:55pm.
If i watch another episode of of Storage Wars, i` ll puke.
God, I` m bored out of my fucking MIND.
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I'm watching "Pretty Woman" on TBS. My gawd, this movie fucking sucks. Why did this crap get so much praise?
Thank goodness for old skool music downloading... *starts singing "We begin to rock, steady. Steady rockin' all night long..."
Do they eat the hogs, i was wondering about that. We eat quite a bit of wild boar in Germany, but i haven`t seen it served here.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
son of a....
I'm waiting for the Outhouse Cleaner show. Where they follow the guys who empty the portapottys...see them after a rock festival...see them in the summer. It should be fascinating and educational.
Hotmami, then I guess you havent heard of the Hogger shows then. THere are two of them...were they hunt down wild hogs in texas. Yep. Hogs.
Yeah, Hots. These fools buy abandoned Storage units and find "treasures" in there. The sad thing is, i know someone who does that in real life, and that poor fucker barely has a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Jesus, there are shows about storage?!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
If i watch another episode of of Storage Wars, i` ll puke.
God, I` m bored out of my fucking MIND.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by mike on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 9:42pm.
Did anyone actually see A Christmas Story during its original release in theaters?
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Mr. Honeybadger did, which I find odd since he is only two years older than me and I didn't know it existed until the 90's either. Of course, he also listens to "old people" music...
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
ELF!!! Will Ferrell was so cute in that movie. He actually got the Mark Twain Prize for Comedy recently. The ceremony was on TV here last night.
I'm pretty sure A Christmas Story came out the year I was born. So,no,never saw it in theaters. :P
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by mike on Sat, 11/26/2011 - 9:42pm.
Did anyone actually see A Christmas Story during its original release in theaters? I'd never heard about it until they started playing it in heavy rotation around the holidays starting in the early '90s
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I was born the year of its release
What has it been... 12 hours? Jesus MK.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Did anyone actually see A Christmas Story during its original release in theaters? I'd never heard about it until they started playing it in heavy rotation around the holidays starting in the early '90s.
Oh, thanks Little Rascal! That'll come in real handy! :)
Howdy everybody! I hope everyone is recuperating from family fun and overeating.
The only Christmas movies I enjoy are Love, Actually and Elf. I know, I'm a hopeless romantic, despite being cursed romantically. Sigh.