Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is Still Cheating On You With That Homewrecking Whore Eva Mendes
The screeching sound of fangirls drowning their pressed emotions in the bloody tears that poured out of their eye holes did not get to Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes as they casually sashayed among the dead at the Pere Lachaise Cemetery in Paris yesterday. Crazed Gosling fangirls (Is there a name for them yet? Goslingers? Gos Warriors?) dug up graves with their bare claws, pulled the skeletons out and threw themselves in the coffins since there's no reason for them to live anymore now that Ryan is still with that scheming skank whore slut. But Ryan didn't seem notice, because the hipster dude shades on his face filters out all ugliness. Ryan stays cool at all times. It was just Ryan, his girl, dead people and the paparazzi that just so happened to be there at the same time.
Now, I'm not saying that this was a completely staged photo-op, but if you told me that one of those tombs was converted into Eva's make-up and wardrobe room, an emotion called shock would not fill my body. But Eva's selfish ass could've at least wore a green screen suit to make it easier for Ryan's fangirls to Photoshop themselves into these pictures. Holiday cards have been ruined because of that bitch!
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I have no interest in this triangle faced hipster (seriously he and Reese must have been separated at birth) but from a shallow perspective they just don't look right together. But then again get it Eva. She's never been a contender in Hollywood circles so I guess she's got to stay relevant somehow.
What some men will do for a piece of ass!
I was forced to sit and watch Crazy Stupid Love. I hated it but my GF liked it and I got laid afterward. Thanks Ryan!
Gosling better watch it; Jared Leto will steal his soul.
she is trying so hard to look like carly simon on the cover of no secrets, its not even funny.
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Don't get his appeal at all. Never did understand hers either. Horsey face.
another closet case photo op
You could snipsnipsnip her right out of all those photos and he would still look exactly the same. He seems zero interested, and she seems a bit desperate to make it happen.
He likes the older women *points to self*. I got you by 3 years. Is that old enough, Ry?!
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
They're both good looking people but... I dunno. Mismatched. They don't make a cute couple.
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"I do not drink, do drugs, or lie" --Lindsay Lohan 2007
It does look fantastic and romantic there. I think this lady dates just about EVERY guy she is in a movie with or meets in HW. Cannot say I blame the guys...have you seen her hips?! Wow. She needs to stop messing with her young face, though.
His jaw is clenched in every pic. Not having a good time. And their hand holding - Why aren't their fingers intertwined?
BTW, MK... perfect post title is perfect!
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
@Allessandra
I have made that comment on every Ryan Gosling post that has ever been.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 6:11pm.
As always with a Ryan Gosling post - no dog, no interest.
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Dont you just say that because thats eaxctly what Ryan said on Jimmy Fallon? that he brought the dog to be more interesting.
Just like when he said that he tries too hard then everone wassayig right after that he does, jeez, he shouldnt show his sensibilities, people like to take the piss.
As always with a Ryan Gosling post - no dog, no interest.
Wow, whats happening? nobody likes him anymore, just red comments on other sites, and they werent exactly positive.
Well I liked him as a person, with that stuff from Congo and that he seems somewhat more feministic then any other hwood heartthrob types.
As for Eva she has an ugly face, they seem mismatched, I do love the way he dresses, guys dress like that alot over here tho.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 5:46pm.
ITA the body language says he's just not that into her.
He ain't that hot ladies (and gentlemen) Notebook, hated it (said in Men on Film voice).
They're probably just getting fucked up together, not fucking together.
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Exactly, he's probably thinking that he should be hooking up with someone who is higher up in the Hollywood ranks.
And I don't think he's that good looking either. Just like Ryan Reynolds or Bradley Cooper, they've always been average looking actors with average acting skills, well one day they work out for a movie and the next day, the whole internet and magazines are swooning over them. The credit goes to their agents for doing their jobs.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by lovelylaney on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 5:46pm.
ITA the body language says he's just not that into her.
I had to go back & look but you nailed it. He's like wood & not in a good way.
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Nooooooo! Not beautiful Eva M..what about meeee?
where do I being barfing? With Ryan tryin to pull off a back in the day Robert Redford look. not working.
What is working is that whore Eva. Get that money whorebag.
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ITA the body language says he's just not that into her.
He ain't that hot ladies (and gentlemen) Notebook, hated it (said in Men on Film voice).
They're probably just getting fucked up together, not fucking together.
fuuuuuuuuhhhh Q
I like Ryan but I agree with some of the posters here who are saying his body language seems to indicate that he's not so into her. He is giving off a lot of attitude in these pics.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I used to have a HUGE crush on him before he came out in The Notebook and became really famous. Not so much anymore.
I believe his fan girls would be "Goslings Gooses."
She is hot but kind of man faced. He is delicious...
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Baby goose, and all this time I thought we had something special.
SMH...
I would go gay for Eva in no time. But she does need to put the weight back on.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
They are the weirdest couple.
He needs to disappear for a long time if he ever expects to be interesting to anyone ever again.
I think she's pretty but friends saw her in person and said she's totally bizarre looking up close.
This seems beyond fake. They aren't even trying. The movie must be horrible.
Eva could get the business in any day that ends in "Y"! Good pick .
Eva was hot in Into the Night with Joaquin Phoenix. That was way before he did the crazy.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Sometimes I think she is super hot, other times I don't see it at all. Actually, same with him.
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So I walked on down away from you
Maybe your attention was more than you could do?
One man did not call,he asked me for my love and that was all
It would be interesting to see the Lizard King's grave. But not in the company of this couple.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 1:50pm.
Ugh, forget Ryan. But I do wish I could be strolling in Paris in the autumn right now with my hubby. Sigh. Instead I'm stuck in New Jersey.
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I'll trade your NJ for Texas. ;-)
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It IS all relative, isn't it? :-P
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Fracture! Had to google.
@Dog...mk is the funniest writer since erma bombeck imho. he should so write a book.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I would say I find these two annoying, but they're both so bland (IMO) that I can't even elicit that much emotion.
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Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 1:50pm.
Ugh, forget Ryan. But I do wish I could be strolling in Paris in the autumn right now with my hubby. Sigh. Instead I'm stuck in New Jersey.
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I'll trade your NJ for Texas. ;-)
I think my mother had that hat in 1972. I saw pictures. Hers had gross green and yellow daisies on it, though. Big ones.
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Awkward. When is the movie coming out? She's become way skinny. She disappeared for the longest time too. I liked the drunk curvy Eva.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by joanne on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 1:55pm.
Hollyweird seems to get a lot of arm injuries.
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It's from jerking off over their own publicity pictures.
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Ahaha! Good one! ; )
These two are so boring and fake.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 1:55pm.
Evil, can't you just gently tell your mother that you need time to be quiet and get things done and you'll call her when you've finished hiding from her?
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Actually Doggie, I did just that, about 15-20min. ago. She understood, and I put it in a sweet, sort of "joking" way. So, all is good.
Submitted by joanne on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 1:55pm.
Hollyweird seems to get a lot of arm injuries.
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It's from jerking off over their own publicity pictures.
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Evil, can't you just gently tell your mother that you need time to be quiet and get things done and you'll call her when you've finished hiding from her?
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Hollyweird seems to get a lot of arm injuries.
His whole look reminds me of Robert Redford in the movie.. "the way we were"....spoooookkyyyy
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Ugh, forget Ryan. But I do wish I could be strolling in Paris in the autumn right now with my hubby. Sigh. Instead I'm stuck in New Jersey.
Submitted by Datura on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 1:46pm.
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Me too, Datura--- she reminds me of a young Sophia Loren.
I think she's gorgeous. Him... not so much.
Something in his body language tells me that he's not that into her.
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