Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is Still Cheating On You With That Homewrecking Whore Eva Mendes
The screeching sound of fangirls drowning their pressed emotions in the bloody tears that poured out of their eye holes did not get to Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes as they casually sashayed among the dead at the Pere Lachaise Cemetery in Paris yesterday. Crazed Gosling fangirls (Is there a name for them yet? Goslingers? Gos Warriors?) dug up graves with their bare claws, pulled the skeletons out and threw themselves in the coffins since there's no reason for them to live anymore now that Ryan is still with that scheming skank whore slut. But Ryan didn't seem notice, because the hipster dude shades on his face filters out all ugliness. Ryan stays cool at all times. It was just Ryan, his girl, dead people and the paparazzi that just so happened to be there at the same time.
Now, I'm not saying that this was a completely staged photo-op, but if you told me that one of those tombs was converted into Eva's make-up and wardrobe room, an emotion called shock would not fill my body. But Eva's selfish ass could've at least wore a green screen suit to make it easier for Ryan's fangirls to Photoshop themselves into these pictures. Holiday cards have been ruined because of that bitch!
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Where's the stunt queen label?
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 1:18pm.
Goslingerers -- because they just won't go away.
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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aside from the sunnies, ken's cemetery outfit isn't that bad.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 1:17pm.
Eeeevil, your last line reminds of something written by Erma Bombeck. She swore one of her kids left this note on the fridge:
I'll be home when I get there. If I'm not there when I'm supposed to be, call and tell whoever answers that I need a ride.
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Hahaha! Yeah, that's kind of how I feel right now.
@GG- I just can't do the unplugged thing, just in case it is a 911, and my mom never calls on the cell.
Last time I didn't answer the phone for 20 calls, my mom ended up breaking her foot, and then bitched me out for not answering the phone because I guess I was now an orthopedic surgeon and was supposed to have the answers for her foot!
Anyway, I like talking to my mom several times on the weekend, I just would like SOME time, before Monday, to get shit together, and be organized for once, so as not to have to be getting up early and running around like an asshole, which I usually do.
This bitch. And Eva's a skank too.
I don't get the obsession with him either. Bradley Cooper may have a rodent face but still, it's not like RG was robbed, so that says something. I don't have any opinion about EM. Besides the commercials for Fletch that run on TBS, I don't think I've ever seen her in any film. I wish I were in Paris right now.
Notice how he manages to get his bandaged hand in nearly every shot. Don't tell me it's because he's right-handed. So am I and when mine was in a cast, never mind a bandage, I kept it out of sight precisely because I DIDN'T want anyone looking at it.
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Well, good for her, he's 6 years younger then her and is tall & handsome in a Ken-doll way.
He's way too pointy in the face for my taste.
Goslingerers -- because they just won't go away.
I liked Lars and the Real girl, but I also don't get the appeal of this dude. I totally do not see it. Eva has always bugged me. She's not a good actress and always seem out of place or miscast in every movie.
EC - Have you unplugged the phone? Put cell on vibrate.
Eeeevil, your last line reminds of something written by Erma Bombeck. She swore one of her kids left this note on the fridge:
I'll be home when I get there. If I'm not there when I'm supposed to be, call and tell whoever answers that I need a ride.
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ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Submitted by guest on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 1:10pm.
Ryan, his girl & dead people...LOL.
He doesn't' seem like her type tho I liked him in that movie with Anthony Hopkins.
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Oh yeah, that movie was awesome. In fact, I like him in every movie, except for "Notebook" or something like that. Too much of a chick-flick for me.But then again, I heard guys like it, too. Go figure
I like Ryan Gosling but he looks like a Dapper Longshoreman Ken doll.
OFF TOPIC- If my mom, who I love dearly calls ONE MORE TIME in a span of the next hour, I am going to go insane! Honestly, I am TRYING to groom my dogs, do a turkey hash, do laundry, and get my shit ready for tomorrow, plus read dlisted and I cannot get a minutes peace!
IF I DO NOT ANSWER THE FIRST TIME YOU CALL, I WILL CALL BACK----WHEN I AM READY!
Ryan, his girl & dead people...LOL.
He doesn't' seem like her type tho I liked him in that movie with Anthony Hopkins.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
His hair looks like a blond, swirled turd sprayed into place with beeswax. I don't like him. Why is he famous again?
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Never got the appeal of this guy at all.
What is up with his Ken doll hair? Looks like it was sculpted on to his head.