Afternoon Crumbs
Jakey Gyllenhaal is going to be an auntie again! - Celebitchy
Sam Mendes is officially humping on the piece who was rumored to be one of the reasons why his marriage to Kate Winslet sunk to the bottom of the ocean - Lainey Gossip
Kate Gosselin's face just naturally looks like that of a factory defected mannequin - The Superficial
Whenever I see Chord Overstreet, it makes me miss that blond twink from Queer as Folk - Towleroad
This is me at the club every weekend...and by "the club" I mean my living room - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
I don't know if this is Stacy Keibler, but that one on the bottom might be Juliette Lewis - Hollywood Tuna
Too much ICK. NAST. in one place - Popoholic
TOO EASY. - Just Jared
TOO EASY, Part II - I'm Not Obsessed
Today's sorrowful "beautiful person was bullied as a kid for being a fugly mess"song is brought to you by Charlize Theron - ICYDK
Barney Frank is retiring - OMG Blog
Baby Bingham sees you - Popsugar
You can have the 12 Days of Christmas and I'll take 12 Bitches Falling instead - The Berry
Ann Coulter just sent this British piece of trash a thank you basket for being a bigger piece of trash than she is - The Daily What
Barney is my kind - Cityrag
If Pamela Anderson lowers her price by 99% and throws in a case of asshole numbing cream and Tommy Lee's dick, I'll take it! - Hollywood Rag
Meth Face is watching you masturbate. Or is it Meth Face is masturbating while watching you? - SOW
also, charlize theron was bullied? “I actually got a lot of the mean girl stuff from the ages of 7 to 12. I was pretty much a mess in primary school,” she admits.
seriously? why is that like a thing for celebs to jump on the bandwagon with these days?
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wow, they actually make a really lovely couple. congrats to them!
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Bye bye, Barney Frank! Don't let the door hit your corrupt ass on the way out!
Maggie seems like a genuinely lovely person without the huge megalomaniac attitude that many women in Hollywood do who half-way make it. She's the perfect juxtaposition of a down to earth person compared to Angelina Jolie's phony attempt at said earthiness.
Wonder if Pam spends any time with her SONS since she "travels so much". Just curious. I still say those boys will pull a Menendez on her some day.
Peter Skaarsgard is hot. Maggie is not at all, but somehow I like them together.
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oh hello there peter sarsgaard... in a velvet jacket.
congratulations to him & maggie.
Maggi is no beauty. Does she know someone in Hollywood and they got her a role? Slept her way into the Batman movie? She is dumb. HAHA.
Stacy Keibler nude with her girlfriends? Totally believable.
Maggie Gyllenhaal is gross.
Ugh, Aaron Carter is the creepiest. I think he's methturbating.
Wasn't he popular with the little girls about 10 years ago? Maybe this will be Justin Beaver in a few years.
I don't mind Maggie. She's not trying to pass for a hot babe or sell herself as a sex symbol, unlike his deluded little brother thinks. She knows that she has her talent to speak for herself. I like her and Saarsgard. They seem like the real deal to me.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Peter Sarsgaard is so fine. I bet their sex is hot. Although he should take that dumb jacket off. yeesh
Popoholic needs to stfu since it says Heigel is "criminally underrated". I will no longer click on the links to Popoholic (just like I don't click Drunken Assfather). If anything, Heigel is criminally OVERRATED and in way too many movies.
MK, how come your "Over The Moon" alarm didn't ring in this link to Peter and Maggie's pregnancy?
Rumors about a pregnancy began when Maggie turned up at the Rome Film Festival premiere of her latest movie, Hysteria, on Oct. 28 with what appeared to be a little baby bump. While the actress hasn’t publicly confirmed her second child, the friend tells Life & Style that Maggie is over the moon.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Tram Lady is tweeeeekkking like all get out!!! Grind your jaw while jabberin'..... too bad someone didn't smack her - probably the kid made everyone stop.
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
"Leona Lewis Supports The Animals" The headlines SHOULD READ: "Leona Lewis Supports Family" because that horse has a family resemblance to me.
I don't mind Maggie G. She's not a knockout model or anything but that white dress flatters her nicely. Her hubs looks like a hipster douche type, though.
Team Bullies Suck Ass. Go Charlize.
Ann Coulter probably got dumped by her first love, a hardcore liberal. She's been deranged ever since. Either that, or she actually IS a liberal who's masquerading to make Repubs all look like freaks. haha
I cannot take anyone with the name "Chord Overstreet" seriously. This guy could be like Nelson Freaking Mandela and I'd still roll my eyes. Sorry.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Did Pam Anderson even pay for that house? Apparently, she left many in the lurch for her epic, green masterpiece.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 5:22pm.
I want that Saaaaarsgaaaard-Gyllenhaaaaaaal baby to be a boy and named Aaaaaaron.
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Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
Any other queries I can hep you wif?
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 4:29pm.
Why does Katherine Heigl always look like a greasy piece of pork?
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Cos she is!
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WELL! That was easy!
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 4:29pm.
Why does Katherine Heigl always look like a greasy piece of pork?
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Cos she is!
Oh, and, p.s., they both look smelly.
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I want that Saaaaarsgaaaard-Gyllenhaaaaaaal baby to be a boy and named Aaaaaaron.
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Sam Mendes, downgrade. He looks like a douche.
Please tell me that Maggie and Peter hyphenate their kid's name. Gylenhaal-Sarsgaard is too awesome to pass up.
congrats to my fantasy sister-in-law!
I've always thought Leona Lewis was fug.
That British woman is vile. Way to talk, especially in front of your kid! I did like how some of the folks were arguing with her. "Where did you come from?" "A lady!" LOL
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
I really like Leona Lewis, although hre she is looking like a product of a poor (way too small) nose job.
I am sorry but I cannot feel too much pity for Kate Winslet...although for her kid, of course. She hunkers down with whichever director can take her career further and has been doing it for a long while. Well known. They aren't always available either.
Sam Mendes left Kate Winslet for that chick from "The Town"? She's homely looking with a giraffe neck.
Tram Lady looks a lot like Beth Gibbons.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Why does Katherine Heigl always look like a greasy piece of pork?
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Can't hate on her, I think she's smart, a good actress, a feminist, and she has an interesting face. I would hit it because I could do so and still have someone smart to talk with, as opposed to say, um, Eddie Cibrian. (Yes, he's a jerk and that stache is questionable, but COME ON.)
Did anyone see when her husband hosted SNL? It was sphincter-tightening, a performance up there with Rboert DeNiro's and Steven Seagal's.
That Maggie Gyllenhaal story had an OVER THE MOOON squeezed into the body of the article!
Leona Lewis looks like she messed with her face and she was prettier before.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
LMAO @ the falling chick.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Leona Lewis still exists? Who would have known!
I think that Heigl is a very beautiful woman. A bitch, but a pretty bitch at least.
It's good to see that there are some celeb parents that know how to carry a baby round the airport.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
I saw that Batman movie with Maggi in it....and WOW she is NOT attractive. And lo and behold Mona Lisa smile came on cable on Saturday and my word on top of haivng the a face like a pound puppy she has the work truck stop hooker body with the low boobs and flat ass to match