Two Beautiful Words: PEPAW FIGHT!
Proving that you're never too old (or disabled) to beat a geezer down, two retired football players got into a cane-wielding, flower-slapping old bitch battle at the Canadian Football League alumni luncheon in Vancouver on Friday. This is what the Werther's Original aisle at Rite-Aid looked like on Black Friday. YAASSS! The real-life Grumpy Old Men shit started when 73-year-old Joe Kapp, former quarterback for the B.C. Lions, tried to give his forever arch rival, 74-year-old Angelo Mosca, former defensive tackle for the Hamilton Tiger Cats, a flower. Angelo then said the words his nurse said earlier in the day to him as she handed him a suppository: "STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!" Boom. The bell went off and the Beneficial-sponsored Pepawweight Championship of the Retirement Home was on.
Joe pushed the flower against Angelo's nose and the two went at it as the audience laughed, because priceless comedy IS two old cunts fighting over stupid shit. The only thing missing from this mess is Betty White in a bikini holding up a Round Two card as Angelo and Joe sip Ensure out of sippy cups in their corners. A winner wasn't declared, but when two old ass hos start swinging their canes at each other, we all win!
via Gawker (Thanks to Rose & Tom for sending this Metamucil mess in)
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Good times at the CFL and my team won apparently and without riots (thanks EastEndGirl). I'm so out of it currently that I need to visit Dlisted to get news from home.
Oh here we go.... RIDE 'EM COWBOYS!!
This was better than the Grey Cup itself.
For one thing, nobody from Winnipeg lost.
Shame on these two old farts! What a horrid example to set for the kids!
Kapp dropped fatso like a bag of dirt.
Wisdom from the elderly: If you need a cane to walk, you probably shouldn't start fights with it.
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Damn, you could feel the YEARS of hatred that had built up between them...
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Submitted by Darknight on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:36am.
All reality tv show ho's need to see this clip. This is how you fight bitches,
Oh great now we'll have Poly Grip Wars on TLC.
Holy shit! I didn't realize that anyone outside of Minnysoooooda knew about the "Grumpy Old Men" movie! *digging out Orville Reddenbacher and old ass tape for this evening*
Although this clip is from "Grumpier Old Men", I thought I would pass it on as it is bacon-centric. And, well, I just like that story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcdCHtGyytY
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I love the punchline at the end: "SPORTSMANSHIP!!"
MK I saw this and knew you'd put it up.
:D
<3
The Prince of Peace will not like this. He is busy steering the Broncos to the superbowl.
Damn! Peepaws need to sit the fuck down.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Ewwww
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
All reality tv show ho's need to see this clip. This is how you fight bitches, none of that hair pulling and hugging crap. Right in the kisser! Keep up the good work old peeps.
Those are some feisty olds!
and the elderly say the youth can't behave...
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Yaass is goddamn right! I'm feeling the hometown pride this morning.
I look forward to holding grudges this long. Lol. Maybe when I'm eighty I will hunt down and slap some mean girls from my school days.
Lmfao!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
OH, MY!
HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peepaws still holding that grudge!
He doesn't like hydrangeas!
Y'know, you really have to watch out for the pepaws of today, ANY opportunity to clout a bitch...
Speaking of bitches worth clouting...SUCKY!
I hope i'm still that feisty in 50 years!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
NO DON'T TOUCH MY NOSE THAT IS NOT WHAT I LIKE, DON'T TOUCH ME UNLESS I AM ASKING YOU OR ELSE I WILL HIT YOUR SAGGY ASS AS WELL THAT IS NOT WHAT I LIKE
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Holy shit balls, that's gonna be embarrassing for these two old fuckers. Angelo was a big mean SOB back in the day but he sure went down here.
the seahags of rho_ fight better than this.
love how the crowd first thinks it hilarious and then they reel like they just saw hampsters skinned alive.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
Sad to see folks fighting at this ripe old age. However, dude got in a NICE right cross.
Sure, it's all fun and games until someone breaks their upper plate. Simmer down, you old coots!
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This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
LOL!! This made me laugh. If Joe Namath and Johnny Unitas ever threw down, it would be considered a national tragedy. Here in Canada, it gets a big laugh (appropriate for the CFL).
I remember Mosca when he was a pro wrestler, he is a tough guy but Kapp sure dropped him with that nice, solid right.
Q107 in Toronto suggested, given Mosca's pro wrestling experience, that is was all an act or 'work' in pro wrestling parlance.
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"...Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf..."
At least this is all that happened, no riots. Improvement.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
LMAO at Betty White as ring girl!
I guess sticking it up his own ass was NOT AN OPTION!
Mosca was always a prickly, stupid bastard. He turned pro wrestler ("King Kong" Mosca) after retiring from football.
Nice to see patience and good manners come with old age.
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
This is the shit. I wanna be this type of old person, provided I live long enough.
"You wanna fuck with me, bitch? SLAM."
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Well!
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