Sexyfacing Like A Whore In Church

I'm just wondering how many dollars the Priest jammed into Courtney's g string during the service...

why the h#ll does she wear that bracelet for your arm crap always.. does it not come off?

but did she write a twitter haiku about it?

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This chick is so pathetic.

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So I walked on down away from you
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One man did not call,he asked me for my love and that was all

New poster,longtime lurker and fan.Hello everyone! Am I going to get hazed? I can take it.

Does the gay dude own any other shirts? Every time I see him he's wearing that black number.

I am shocked that the entire church didn't just spontaneously combust when this slut of satan, trollop from hell, devil's enchantress, whore of Babylon strolled in with her contractually obligated husband.

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I'm pretty sure that Jesus expected the whores to change their ways, not show up to worship with their tits out.

Hell, back then even the whores probably didn't dress like this girl's "church clothes." Even my atheist granny tells me to dress nicely for church.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

My Nana would have beat the shit out of me until I died, resuscitated me, and then beat me some friggin' more if I even *thought* about wearing some shit like that!!
Hell, she'd still probably be haunting my ass now just to get the message across and make sure I wouldn't fuck up since she wasn't here to keep my ass in line!! Lol
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Dawn O: Have you always wanted to be a writer?

Michael K: "I wanted to be a trophy wife, but that never panned out."

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Great Jeebz. He's so gay that she had to grab her own ass in pic number 8.

Who dresses like a TRAMP to go to church? Seriously, she looks like she should be working a street corner.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

I love her C3P0 shoes! Where da fuck do you find chrome whore shoes!!!! Lucite heels have been upstaged.

Who the fuck wears that to church!!

I think he's just taking lizard face to the church for an exorcism...she just ain't right.

these two belong in a david lynch film.

Submitted by not shocked on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 7:12pm.

My old boss in SD goes to The ROCK and he is a class A asshole!!!!! He is a real piece of shit and so is his wife...and the Pastor there? Shady is not even the word. Off topic: I miss SD so much it pains my butt.

Nothin like praisin Jesus with hair extensions and an Affliction T-shirt. GAWD I hate those places. When I lived in Dallas they had one there, too...Watermark. Christ on a crutch, they are so "We want to recruit cool young singles" obvious it makes me hurl.

About Ms. Stodden...at least she has been married longer than Kim K!
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Is it possible to have saggy pits at that age?

Her cleavage looks like it's ready to escape her badly fitted bustier like a hard-timin' criminal ready to jump over the underwire fence and go for her jugular.

@notshocked.....aww, you make me miss SD even more than I usually do!! I loved PB, that's where my friends and I always hung out. There and Mission Beach. I loved going up to the tide pools at Cabrillo Nat'l Monument, that wasn't too far away from the base I lived on!!
When we were going to the beaches to hang out at night, there was a fellow there on a motorcycle. He had built a special wooden carrier with wheels he towed behind him, and he took his dog almost everywhere he went, pulling him along behind! Lol
San Diego was so fuckin' cool.
::walks away mumbling to myself::
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Dawn O: Have you always wanted to be a writer?

Michael K: "I wanted to be a trophy wife, but that never panned out."

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@ Sandbitch
Lol. My vagina and I agree.

Submitted by Puto on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 7:53pm.
Holy Mary Magdalene.
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hahaa! Yeah, you know Jaysus had a soft spot (or hard?) for hos.

I saw this slut on Dr. Drew when they did an ultra sound to see if her tits were real. From one view, they thought they saw plastic sacks but ultimately decided she had no implants. I didn't believe it though.
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If she would save some of that money spent at VS and finally fix that Winehouse Tooth ( or lack thereof) that is REALLY visible in the last thumb, i could overlook that shitty ass armband (seriously, what is that thing about) for about 3 minutes. Is her fucking mindcontrol chip implanted in there? Something is so fucking off. She may be a fucking android for all we know.

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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by justincase on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 8:39pm.

I sit with gaping mouth

---Far better than sitting with gaping vagina and empty brain cavity like this vacuous little whore.

I sit with gaping mouth, trying to figure out what is going on here. From the jacked-up boobs to the too small fuck-me stilts to the attention whore mother to his moon boots and that fucking armband I can hardly wait for something dramatic to happen like a spontaneous combustion perhaps.

Holy Mary Magdalene.

Is this girl really that desperate to be in the spotlight she went to church dressed as a two dollar hooker with her old drunk pimp on her arm? These two don't realize they are very dull since no one buys the relationship or that she is only 17.

Steven Tyler was wearing the same arm cuff in those recent pics of him in Hawaii if anyone recalls.... :) haha

Someone needs to wipe that paint off her face and make her get back to class, seriously.

not to pick on churchy christian folks but, in San Diego we have these crazy hybrid churches that are mega huge. They usually attract former meth and coke addicts who found Jesus at the bottom of a Jaeger bottle in Pacific Beach. I work with alot of people who go to these 2 churches:

http://www.therocksandiego.org/

http://www.turningthehearts.com/church/

The crowds are all Ed Hardy Douchery and most of the women pack on ton's of cheap pancake make-up and triple pair fake eyelashes wearing indoor swapmeet knock off micro mini dresses and lucite heeled shoes and basically look like strippers at church.

Just added:

The Rock Church Stripper ministry

http://www.jcsgirls.org/photo_gallery.html

homeboy looks like he is taking his elderly slutty mom out...yep, dude is seriously gay...she is not even his beard, cause a good beard at least gives you the APPEARANCE of being straight, like Georgie's girls...those a good beards, same with Katiebot and the other one with Revolta...but this one is a real terrible beard, all her sluttiness brings out his inner gay big time. Btw, most everybody did the 80's and 90's better than this old hag. Fuck her, brings out the ick in me..worse than a Whoretrashian, I am over this slut.

Jeebus H. Christ on a wheel. Who does she think she is? The Ho of Babylon?

If nothing else, I think this pic settles the "are they fake or not?" debate.
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Submitted by LisaRose on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:51pm.
My church's motto is: Come as you are. She certainly does just that!

Her church's motto must be: come as you whore.
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"if there is one thing I like more than suckin dick, it's whoopin ass" POW! overheard by bambam

If this "relationship" is a joke, it's not funny anymore.

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Never question Bruce Dickinson!

I wonder if they went to Victoria's Secret after church so Courtney and Doug could get matching bras. Doug needs more support for his moobs

I'm on the *quit posting pics of them* team. I don't even care how fucked they are.

This trick doesn't know anything about how to be a slut in church(I'm a Catholic girl, so I'm a slut at birth). Instead of showing skin, you just wear skin-tight clothing. Yes, they know you got the goods... but they aren't necessarily hanging out. Also, its about flashing labels, labels, LABELS! Not only are your clothes tight, they are expensive designer shit from head to toe. That way you invoke more of the 7 deadly sins during mass than just lust. It entertains me more too because instead of sleeping through mass, I watch all the other women roll their eyes at her.

If Courts here was taking Truvy's advice, "God doesn't care where you go to church, as long as you show up," I think it was also implied that God would like you to show up with your "grits" more covered than what you wear to your night job!

I used to go to a super conservative baptist church when I was a kid and when someone would come in dressed like that they would put a robe on them. Or put a piece of cloth over their legs if their dress was too short. It would be so embarrassing and even as a kid I knew it meant that the person was skanky!!! Oh how I wish they would've gone to a Black church in the south so someone could've pulled her to the side and said "No ma'am, here put this robe on" HAHAHA!

I'm convinced Courtney is a virgin. There is certainly no way in hell that Tooms ever fucked her.

Submitted by Bo on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:45pm.

It's "capiche"

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/capiche

more fake than her breast it's impossible!
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I'm not religious and church is a huge bore to me, but when I'm forced to go once a year with the in laws for Christmas, I dress conservatively out of respect for them. Not to mention the fact that my grandma would slap the shit out of me if she caught me wearing those shoes to church, let alone that tacky ass dress.

Dog gone it I wore that same outfit to church yesterday!

1) Who knew he was such a pocket pal?
2) What is she trying to prove with the whore gear at church? Did she not have any non-mirrored platforms to wear? Was the arm cuff really a necessity? I've given up on commenting on the teddies/dresses.

These two are too stupid to know they should be embarrassed of their lives and of themselves.

If ya got it, flaunt it. But maybe church isn't the place for it? Whatever.

Awww. The couple that rocks platform heels together, stays together. He is TINY.

Fat hammer toes & corns at 17? Damn!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was just thinking how nice it was that we hadn't seen these "people" in a while and hoped that they had faded into oblivion. Shit.

now that I look at it again, those bolt-ons look like more like breastbricks.

if her husband cared about her or had sex with her, you'd think he'd encourage her to downsize and/or reconture so they don't look like they feel so...calcified.

I watched him as Tooms on "X-Files" reruns this weekend. I was surprised that he was actually attractive back then.

Now I look at him and I see a saggy gut and picture droopy balls covered in hair, the kind of bush in which you emerge with strands between your teeth.

My church's motto is: Come as you are. She certainly does just that!

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