Woe Is Brandi Glanville
Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife Brand Glanville spent her Thanksgiving gorging on mashed self-pity and sweet potato WAAAAH, because she says she spent the holiday all by her sad lonesome self while her boys were forced to watch their evil stepmother nibble on grains of revenge in her feedbag. Since the word "private" is a foreign one to Brandi's ass, the slut pig (copyright: Kim Richards) got on the Twatter stage to let out a long, mournful fart about how Eddie got the kids for Thanksgiving and he's trying to get them for Christmas too. Brandi claimed that Eddie sent her a threatening e-mail about their custody agreement and she thinks he believes she's one of the reasons why The Playboy Club got canceled and so he's punishing her for it. These are the notes that floated off of Brandi's violin as she played a sad song for herself:
@hatecheaters23 any divorce lawyers wanna give me some advice on a threatening email?Its like he is punishing me cuz he lost his job!
25 Nov@AnnieBowl its always nice to be threatened with jail time & loss of custody for wanting my kids 2B w there only 3 cousins for xmas!bully!
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@MsFran53 he blames me for everything bad in his life. I just want to spend xmas with my family and the boy'sd only 3 cousins!
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@kntrygrl07 yes, I wanted to stay in sacto 4 xmas day but altho he has had them 2 yrs in a row cuz he cheated the system I hav 2b home by 1
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@CherisCheris he will send my ass to jail if it is at all possible!
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LeAnn Rimes is usually the kind of War Horse that can't wait to gallop into a Twitter fight, but when The Babble (via ONTD) asked her to respond to this mess, the malnourished Falcor acted like barfing out private shit on Twitter is way below her even though she invented that shit.
Until private, family matters can stay that way we cannot communicate properly and through a public forum is not the way. I have fallen short myself out of anger, but for the kids sake only try to share happiness. It's no one's business, our family business and since you will not hear both sides of the story no one should judge nor jump to conclusions. I do not know what has been said except for what I just read, but it's far from the truth, I will say that.
But who needs words when a picture is worth a thousand stabs to Brandi's lonely pathetic heart. On Thanksgiving Day, LeAnn Tweeted the above picture of her, Eddie and Brandi's boys.
This is the part in the post where I'm supposed to write that Brandi and LeAnn both need to shut the Tweet up, but I'm too busying trying to figure out if Eddie's Movember stache is hot in a 70s pornstar kind of way or if it makes him look like a 1950s Cuban plantation owner who rapes the goats when the ranch hands aren't looking.
And here's a braless LeAnn showing off her Ziploc Bag tits in Malibu on Saturday.
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 3:19pm.
How'd I get involved in this? I don't even know the poppipdotfrag story line. And I can assure you...nobody thinks I'm in the cool group, especially not me! lolololol Pretty sure everyone hates my ass and that's A-okay.
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Good! "DITTO" on that!
You got involved cuz you & djork are usually joined at the hip! [note bjork warning you to "WATCH YOUR BACK" down thread -- hahaa!]
And I brought up the "popipdotfrag" story line cuz SHE is the bitch who really does take and use people's personal info -- as demonstrated for all to see many, many times. Which you were too dolt-ish to heed apparently. (I have a license to use sentence fragments.) Pay a-fucking-ttention.
It's really hilarious ... yet a tiresome drama. (lololololol)
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They couldn't half the day?
I really hate this Single White Female/Hand That Ricks the Cradle bitch. Seriously stop trying to steal the woman's kids. Chick needs to eat a sandwich so she can pop out a kid of her own and let these little boys stop being a pawn in her weird "steal Brandi Glanville's life" game she's playing.
Is LeAnn wearing that trick dress that exposes her chest when she flaps her arms like the fat lady in Showgirls?
This photo has so much creepiness factor going on.
I wont comment on personal matters, but I will tweet this picture of me with your fine ass husband and your 2 kids while you sit home all alone getting drunk on wine coolers buahabauaahah
Oh darn it, LeAnn may be skeletal but she looks good when covered with clothes. Damn those skeleton-loving, eating-disorder-promoting designers.
Giving privileged info out to other posters that don't have the same privileges is not cool...but WTF do I know.
Porn 'stache is ok but really he should add a flavor saver for the full effect.
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Ditto this, of course, esp. cringeworthy is her there/their cluelessness.
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Submitted by Snarf on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 5:53pm.
The more Brandi speaks, the more she shows why her ass got dumped in the first place.
That's a straight up gay pornstache. I'm starting to believe Mrs. Patrick Campbell that Eddie is indeed "a hot homosexual."
This stupid woman needs to quit posting all her shit on twatter. No wonder Eddie left her crazy ass.
And I thought the reason this post had so many comments on it was because Gretchen was back arguing with everyone!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
*reviews post*
What the fuck guys and dolls? If I wanted to listen to a bunch of cunts, I'd read and post on Celebitchy. Can't ya'll just get along? Oh, and if you are worried about your privacy don't post personal information on the internet.
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The more Brandi speaks, the more she shows why her ass got dumped in the first place.
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:38pm.
The more you post, the more social security and credit card numbers I receive! Please check your children's credit history, they may be VERY responsible for some property in Florida!!
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Good Morning Kind Sir!! May I wire $1,000,000 to your Nigerian bank account straightaway?
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Eff all the dumb bitches in this story. Have some class and keep your dirty laundry off your Twitter account. The Internet is forevaaaa and I can guarantee the kids will hate them one day for it. In fact, this applies to all the other dumbasses who post personal shit on facebook (e.g., "Look everyone...it's T'rystynnn's first poo in the potty!") about their kids without the kids' consent.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Thanks, KA, yes, ditto on your last point.
How cute is the youngest son? Super adorable.
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ot: brandi needs to knock off that twitter shit. all you do is make yourself look like a stupid bitch. keep your shit private and look like the bigger person here.
about this mod stuff: look i have no fucking clue what goes on here because i really dont care. you cant figure out shit about me from the info ive given here except for the general area i'm from, if you have my ip. in that case, please come over. i will make you a sandwich, get you drunk and fill your face full of derma injectables.
with psl, jack, sweetas, etc - i think they all just like to talk to each other and watch for each other here. i to think it was a cool kids thing, but i dont anymore. i just think they enjoy talking to one another. so thats why a few showed up when one posted. call me naive but thats what i think.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 4:09pm.
If the custody agreement allows Eddie to have the boys for Thanksgiving and Christmas, then she needs to honor it. Period. It has nothing to do with Eddie's stupid canceled show.
Brandi got screwed over by Eddie. But she needs to grow up. Eventually her behavior is going to start affecting their children.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
If the custody agreement allows Eddie to have the boys for Thanksgiving and Christmas, then she needs to honor it. Period. It has nothing to do with Eddie's stupid canceled show.
Brandi got screwed over by Eddie. But she needs to grow up. Eventually her behavior is going to start affecting their children.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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Wait, LeAnn allowed Eddie's kids to have their Dad to themselves? And with paps around??
I would expect her to be strutting around half naked, fringe a-flapping, bones jutting everywhere as she pulls out all her best Courtney-Stodden approved poses. All the pics of her with his kids show her trying to get Eddie's attention away from the kids so the world knows she has him all to her desperate horse-teefed self. Good for you, LeAnn, canter forward and claim your prize.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Brandi has great legs.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 3:19pm.
Ditto on the Hysteria thing. Just ignore it.
Custody orders are usually 99% of the time every other holiday. so SUCK IT ratmink rimes. Brandi is right.
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:56pm.
As I recall, Bjork and FishStinks were all over my ass for the least misstatement -- especially back on the day I called out Pip/dot/Fraggle/ "angela"? as THEE really nasty troll who has been bothering us via numerous alts almost since day One of Dlist.
I had the impression Bjork/Fishy thought THEY were the cool group.
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How'd I get involved in this? I don't even know the poppipdotfrag story line. And I can assure you...nobody thinks I'm in the cool group, especially not me! lolololol Pretty sure everyone hates my ass and that's A-okay.
Can't be easy being the wife who got cheated on and then seeing pictures like these. Brandi has to find peace in her soul so she can move on. The day it happens she will know and we'll all know.
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Ugh such unnecessary drama in here. Anyone who talks to MK or who has complained about the numerous alts knows it is using the same IP address which is masked and can't be banned...doesnt make any of us mods. Oh and way to give it everything it wants. *eye roll*
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
That Brandi is very passive agressive. Love it. "Just because Daddy's jobless now he shouldn't take it out on us, boys!"
Here is a quick FYI about Moderators - at least professional ones:
They are not allowed to post under fake names or personas (like we all do).
They are not allowed to pretend to be regular members on an ongoing basis. The only time they do this is usually when a site is new or slow. They become "sock puppets" posting questions or topics to engage others. These topics are never inflammatory, they are only to promote conversations.
They are not allowed to modify posts just...because. On a regular website, say, Oprah.com or Parenting.com, Mods can only delete abuse, spam or personal information. Freedom of speech rules and this is a legal thing. Yes, they can track IPs but their work and actions online can also be tracked so Mods have to be careful about what they do. Each of their clicks can be traced.
Now for a gossip site - who knows. But MK would be the biggest idiot on the planet to allow posters to also be Mods. I've never heard of that and no site I know - as in, a site that makes money and is accountable to advertisters and possible investors - would allow it.
Therefore, if this site runs like the sites above, no posters here who could also be Moderators.
Just a little info for those who are 'innerested'!
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Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:07pm.
I'M A MOD AND YOU'RE ALL FUCKING BANNED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!
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We're forming a band?! I CALL TRIANGLE!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I WANNA FREE T-SHIRT!!!
Please, please, please???
Imma little scared of ya'll today.
*hides & watches*
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:28pm.
*hangs head*
There really are favorites here! I gots nothin'! : (
Tojo, you are so lucky!
See you all happy campers tomorrow! I'm out.
Tojo:
Hahahahahaa! Nice!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:19pm.
Sooooo, who exactly is getting all this preferential treatment? Are there free t-shirts and gift baskets being given? I just don't get how anyone here is treated any differently from another.
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We all got one of Maggie Gyllenhaals's used vibrators....just sayin'
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:19pm.
Are there free t-shirts and gift baskets being given?
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*dons shirt that reads "<--- I'm with the tweeker"*
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Hysteria, butting in. My last two dogs I adopted from the shelter, both seniors. You will be doing a fantastic thing. They are so often left behind.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
*flies in* Say, what's going on in this thre--oh.
*flies back out*
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Sooooo, who exactly is getting all this preferential treatment? Are there free t-shirts and gift baskets being given? I just don't get how anyone here is treated any differently from another.
Well, whatever, I guess we are all supposed to turn on each other now that the regular troll(s) are not posting as often? Count me out. This crap is getting old, and it is quite obvious that beating a dead horse is NOT going to solve the issues, so either figure out a new solution or let it go. It is the holidays for Christ Sake!
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:05pm.
Hysteria, the best place to find a really loyal and lovely dog is your local shelter. :-)
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Thanks, Dog. I'm going to our shelter tomorrow. I'm looking for an older doggie (like me lol)of any breed to be a buddy.
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Submitted by from athens on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 2:02pm.
hahaha detective dog!i show up because i love you!stupid dogs are amazing!thanks for the laughs!
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Yeah! We'll sniff your ass out good!!
Haha just attack and LOL!!! That's the recipe for someone without anything intelligent to say. That and spreading paranoia.
Pffft. BORring.
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I'M A MOD AND YOU'RE ALL FUCKING BANNED! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!
Hysteria, the best place to find a really loyal and lovely dog is your local shelter. :-)
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Bjork, um I post here all the time so I don't get why it's weird that I posted. I tried to stay out of it, but since my name is somehow thrown into the mix I guess I should defend myself or something? Okay then, my two cents...
The mod (if there even is one, which sometimes I fucking doubt) works for MK so if you think there's some creepy shit going on I'd go to him. I don't like it when the boards blow up with this stuff and every couple of years it happens. It kills the mood and brings everybody down. If you have concerns, take them to MK, mmmmkay? xoxo
hahaha detective dog!i show up because i love you!stupid dogs are amazing!thanks for the laughs!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:55pm.
My advice to those who are so concerned over their privacy, etc. Send and email to MK, and let him know your fears, anxieties, concerns. Why stir up the board and finger point? Go to the man who runs/owns the site and tell him what is bugging you.
IMO, M.E is not a mod, but if she is, who cares? I am not worried about it.
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I agree with you.
I went back and read this whole fucker. Finally tracked down Bjork's burning question:
"Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/28/011 - 11:35am.
Are you a moderator, M.E.? PSL told me to ask you."
Hahaaha! Sounds like shit whispered back & forth on the grade school playground. hahaa.
Just my MHO, but if MK were appointing commenters to be moderators, I trust he would select trustworthy people. I wouldn't worry about that at all.
Any half-assed hacker could land in here and get your IP in a blink. With your IP anybody can find out your general location with tools readily available by googling.
If you're REally paranoid, go to a proxy server and get random IPs. Or use an "anonymizer" service, which hides all your secret info.
This is very general info which anyone posting on the web should KNOW, fur christ sakes.
Some people just like to pick fights -- to elevate their standing or whatever.
As I recall, Bjork and FishStinks were all over my ass for the least misstatement -- especially back on the day I called out Pip/dot/Fraggle/ "angela"? as THEE really nasty troll who has been bothering us via numerous alts almost since day One of Dlist.
I had the impression Bjork/Fishy thought THEY were the cool group.
At any rate, now I remember why i never went into the forum and stopped going into the open post. Silly shit like this.
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PS: Dog, I love your avie. Huskies are the most wonderful dogs. I'm going to check out your links. I'm looking for a doggie.
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Oh, so now Sweetas and Jack are mods, too? Or are they M.E. because they happened to show up when M.E. did? Like Athens and Meat show up when Bjork does.
This is all so confusing.
Sweetas, since you're now a mod, would you mind making us some emotis we can use? I wanna use a BIG OLD ROLLY EYE!
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:00pm.
I can think of one reason why I wouldn't admit it if I was a moderator--every time I tried to post here and have fun, somebody'd be all up in my shit, yelling about why didn't I ban this one or ban that one.
And my e-mail would be jammed with angry complaints about everything from technical glitches to avatars of Cisco Adler's ballsack. I know this because it's what *I* do to the moderators, whoever the masochistic bastards are. (Really, though, the Cisco Adler, I mean, that is just gross, you really should ban that shit.)
Maybe PSL is the one who should be answering this, Bjork, since she's the one who posted it.
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The real issue is the leaking of private shit and preferential treatment and other related matters, Magpie, not about badgering mods.
But that's okay because like I said before, it's obvious from what was posted initially by PSL, as well as by the immediate appearance of jack and then Sweetas. Fine, no problem because I got my answer. And I, like others, can take it to MK, although I strongly suspect he doesn't care about this shit, he has other things to do, and the mods do this voluntarily, and he won't want to mess up that situation. Still, there are ramifications that go beyond dlisted.
Thanks athens and Meat!
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:36pm.
PSL is without a doubt definitely a mod and there used to be someone named Farah who was a mod as well...n
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No, Event, PSL is not a mod (nor was Farah); she just has privilege info from a mod. For real, it's kind of an open secret, but I just wanted to bring it out into the open for those who don't sit at the cool kids' lunch table.
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Nnnnno...that's a lie. Those two I know fer sure are mods, not just the recipients of inside informants. And there's someone else, I forget the name.....but I'll tell it if I can remember it...
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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.
*whew* thanks mike and angel. Love him, his words are beautiful acid dipped daggers... *swooooonuh*
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 11/28/2011 - 1:36pm.
PSL is without a doubt definitely a mod and there used to be someone named Farah who was a mod as well...n
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No, Event, PSL is not a mod (nor was Farah); she just has privilege info from a mod. For real, it's kind of an open secret, but I just wanted to bring it out into the open for those who don't sit at the cool kids' lunch table.
"but I'm too busying trying to figure out if Eddie's Movember stache is hot in a 70s pornstar kind of way or if it makes him look like a 1950s Cuban plantation owner who rapes the goats when the ranch hands aren't looking."
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Either way, hot is hot. Don't analyze everything to death.