Afternoon Crumbs
The Photoshop Award for Achievement In Putting A Ho's Head On Another Ho's Body goes to ScarJo's Cosmo cover - Just Jared
Bradley Cooper goes le beard browsing in France - Lainey Gossip
Christopher Guest can come out of the bushes now and admit that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are his creations - The Superficial
Give that trick hell, Barney - Towleroad
"And I think that what intimidates them is not my purse; it’s my mind," said Lady CaCa as she fucked her own ego with a dildo made of the bullshit that pours out of her talk hole - Celebitchy
Now, THIS is beauty in its natural state - Hollywood Tuna
Charlize Theron and titty tape make beautiful music together - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Simpson's torso looks like 6 baby elephants playing Twister under a black tent - Popoholic
Reason #4,129,843 for loving Daniel Craig - ICYDK
FYI: Beyonce went with the Size L pillow baby yesterday - Popsugar
The Tao of Jackie Stallone - Cityrag
Tacky trash in tacky trash - I'm Not Obsessed
Slightly adorable cat abuse alert - OMG Blog
A raggedy, flea-ridden alley dog does a PSA for raggedy, flea-ridden alley dogs - Videogum
New Mexico is not in on the joke - The Daily What
And then Sienna Miller fucked that dude away from his partner so she doesn't lose her home wrecking touch - Hollywood Rag
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 4:18pm.
Why are we hearing about Paris Hilton now? Maybe she has been quietly biding her time until the she-beast Kardashian stumbled. She's ready to take center stage at the shitshow again.
NNNOOOOOO!!!!!
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Sounds plausible, I'm sure she's waited for that day to come ever since Kim Lardassian came onto the scene. I can't imagine whoever will replace Kim will be any better. Paris at least made it seem humorous and not all that serious...well maybe not, it's just that Kim took Paris's role to a whole other level, perhaps that's why I'm talking about miss Hilton so lightly. Kim actually makes me slightly miss that cunt..*looking for a shotgun*
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One more reason I love Daniel Craig.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
::shakes head:: still don't get the fuss over this durr face.
Didn't even know it was her.
Daniel Craig IS pretty high up on himself, but he hit it there.
OK, I am such a musical loving girly man: I know those cats were being forced to dance to a song from Les Demoiselles de Rochefort, a film which makes you love the fabulous French people of the '60s even though they wear really weird, inappropriate clothing as they dance around singing their heads off. I love that movie.
Also, I've never loved Daniel Craig but now I want to hug him and kiss him and call him George. Anyone who hates the Kardashians as much as I do has to be wonderful. Good on you, Rachel Weisz.
Never mind her missing funbags, how come ScarJo's eyeballs no longer line up? Why do women choose that icky purplish-red hair? It's so fake, flatters nobody, probably causes cancer… Classy purple polyester stretch lace, just like I wore on my wedding day! Cosmo is like the Encyclopedia of Bad Taste.
God, I wish ScarJo would get hooked up again, so she can re-become all deep and profound.
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
Thank you, Mr. Craig!
Finally someone says OUT LOUD that the Kardashians are worthless whore.
I hope this picks up and everyone calls these skanks out.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
I'm ashamed to say it, but I really like her dress in a 90's flashback sort of way, and I like purple and black. In fact, I remember seeing a dress a lot like that in blue and black on a Cosmo cover that was used as a prop in the movie "Coneheads". I think that movie was made back in 1993.
It makes me sad that Daniel Craig actually knows who the Kardashians are. You are better than that Daniel!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 4:36pm.
If Cosmo ever asks me to be on their cover (heh heh) I am going to have to say NO FANK YOU. They make everyone look terrrrrible.
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Remember in the 80's when they used real models and everyone looked sexy and gorgeous?
Scarlett had something done, it's not just photoshop:
http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/plastic-surgery/149562-did-scarlett-joh...
Hekki - we must be around the same age! I thought the same of Cosmo. I bought it sometimes when I was a teenager and didn't really want my mom to see it. I had the one with Paulina Porizkova all greased up in a tiny bikini, I loved her back then and she was the rare one that even Cosmo couldn't make look bad, and my twin brothers who were 7 at the time found it and took it outside to show their friends. My mother caught them looking at it and snatched it away, she gave it back to me but didn't hide her disgust, that was a face like thunder. It's on this page along with a bunch of other Cosmo covers, you might remember it!
http://nancyfashionfancy.blogspot.com/2011/05/girl-friday-hot-cosmopolit...
Throw me into the front of a 5th ave bus but I think Scarjo looks good!
Whatever happened to really beautiful movie stars? ScarJo could be a poster child for how far we've fallen into boringness. Hell, even my Bette Davis avie kicks her sorry ass.
Cosmo - another thing that started out fun and sorta liberating (eons ago) that now is just another depressing flasher on the subway.
I was always a bit on the fence about Daniel Craig, but no more!
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
James Bond does not play LOL
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 5:47pm.
ScarJo's chichis are gone!
these are B cups not the huge DDs she usually shows off....can't be her bod.
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I thought she got a breast reduction?
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Usually I am big fan of red hair, but ScarJo looks like shit as a redhead.
ScarJo's chichis are gone!
these are B cups not the huge DDs she usually shows off....can't be her bod.
And I thought She was a natural redhead...I recall seeing movies of her as a kid with hair like a carrot...and she was fugglier then too.
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That peen needs some Miracle-Gro! - Bwhit19964
JLO must be using his entire body as an anal plug - Hellraiser
Suzy: Holy hell!! You weren't kidding! Poor Kate. I know it was the 90s and all, but seriously...
And when I was a little girl in the 70s I thought Cosmo was a dirty mag like my dads Playboys. My mother only read Redbook and Family Circle.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 4:36pm.
"If Cosmo ever asks me to be on their cover (heh heh) I am going to have to say NO FANK YOU. They make everyone look terrrrrible."
Do they! And they have for as long as I can remember. One of the worst ever was Kate Moss in 1993, you want to comb her hair, scrub her face and put a t-shirt on her. They scraped up every last fat cell to give her cleavage. I found it and it's as hideous as I remember:
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_2764890/cosmopolitan-magazine-united-sta...
LaChaylo -- "fighting stance" -- LMFAO!!! So that's what taking off the earrings means! I see these women on "Maury" do that all the time -- now I know what it's about. Thanks, hon!
Daniel Craig has made my no-no hole tingle now that he said that.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 4:10pm.
What is MK talking about? It looks like Beyonce forgot to wear her pregnancy pillow! She's closing a jacket over her nonexistent bump. Hello!
I'm telling you there's fuckery afoot. I wasn't buying the whole conspiracy thing, but seriously, that woman has some weird shit going on with her belly. Something isn't right.
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...yeah I used to generally disregard rumours of 'faked' celebrity pregnancies, but after seeing the amazing shape and size shifting Beyonce bump, I'm not so sure...
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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...
Cosmo was questionable when I was a kid, now it's just a damned tacky rag!
Submitted by lilac wine on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 4:32pm.
Have we really reached the point where "Dragging Ass Lately?" is an acceptable magazine headline?!?
"Every time an asshole signs off with 'love and light,' hate and darkness eats a kitten." -MK
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Hell, look at the other headlines. It's all about fucking! Isn't there anything else to that magazine?
not only does ke$ha look good, but she's doin good.
"A raggedy, flea-ridden alley dog does a PSA for raggedy, flea-ridden alley dogs - Videogum"
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
They forgot to photochop the wonk out of Scarlett Johanssen's eyeballs.
Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson single-handedly refutes the notion that black is slimming.
Um, Beyonce might want to recheck her math...how can she be due in Feb if she was already 6 months along in Sept?
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ScarJo's face looks...strange.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
how dare you accuse Christopher Guest of such a horrible crime against humanity!
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
I want in Daniel Craig's pants. Ugn. Haven't felt like that about a Hollywood actor in a long time! HAHA. I imagine him naked, on the bed, cock so erect.. yum, yum.
Where are Scarlett's boobies? And that ass is real flat as well!
Jessica looks good, but her breasts were never meant to be pregnant- they seem to be in their last trimester already.
Can Gaga please go away? Also, has anyone noticed how she's been dressing like a more or less normal human being lately? Like showing her face and such? It seems to have begun after her album and those horn thingies got rejected by the public. It could be that I am just imagining things.
Also, I can not believe that in today's society Cosmo isn't considered a porn mag.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
I'm sad to see Barney go. He did take $h*& from anyone. One of my all time favorites:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYIZiWK2ly8
Submitted by sweet_b on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 4:34pm.
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 4:30pm.
Also, Cosmo sucks. All they talk about is how to please men and how to make yourself attractive to men.
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HATE COSMO!!! Worst magazine ever!!!
Could not agree more (although I do have to cop to reading it for free in the nail salon).
ScarJo says in this interview that she thinks "conviction is attractive [in a man].”
Considering her last bad-boy, Penn, I would ask: what type of conviction do you prefer, felony, misdemeanor battery, or straight-out manslaughter?
And her titties do look smaller. Is that the Photoshopping? I dont unnerstan.
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Daniel Craig is a truth-teller. Love him!
"Every time an asshole signs off with 'love and light,' hate and darkness eats a kitten." -MK
If Cosmo ever asks me to be on their cover (heh heh) I am going to have to say NO FANK YOU. They make everyone look terrrrrible.
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 4:30pm.
Also, Cosmo sucks. All they talk about is how to please men and how to make yourself attractive to men.
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HATE COSMO!!! Worst magazine ever!!!
I heard someone was talking about my man Idris! He's taken, bitches! *takes off earrings and gets into fighting stance*
Seriously, how can I hate when you gals have such good taste. Idris is the sex!
I used to root for Scarjo, but damn if she doesn't look homely and unappealing as hell here. A pile of toenails exudes more face than this ho.
Have we really reached the point where "Dragging Ass Lately?" is an acceptable magazine headline?!?
"Every time an asshole signs off with 'love and light,' hate and darkness eats a kitten." -MK
I am so tired of Beyonce and her baby! Seriously, she is the worst pregnant person ever!!! Why couldn't she just have a normal baby like everyone else. Just fuck for once can the Knowles do something that isn't jacked. Remember when Solange was pregnant at 18 and she got married quickly b/c gasp then the baby would be born in wedlock...well the rumor floating around Houston is that when Daniel (the baby daddy) and Solange divorced Matthew paid him to go away and made him sign some confidentiality agreement to never talk about the Knowles and all their dirty little secrets. Jeez!!
That looks nothing like Johansson. They really need to stop with the excessive photoshop. Also, Cosmo sucks. All they talk about is how to please men and how to make yourself attractive to men.
And I love that MK buys into the Beyonce baby scandal. hahaha I think she's having a baby, but I don't think she's carrying it. Definitely think a surrogate is involved but she's playing a Kelly Preston for now.
"The touch that locks down his love?" Up the butt!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 4:12pm.
Preach on, brother Daniel! I've always liked him and I think he makes a great Bond. Though I'd settle for Idris Elba too...mmm hmm.
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LOVE LOVE LOVE...I agree with him 100%...he is so dead on
And mmm hmmm @Idris Elba--I can't wait to see his yummy ass in all those sexy Bond suits...Good Lawd that man might have the sexiest walk EVA!
Why are we hearing about Paris Hilton now? Maybe she has been quietly biding her time until the she-beast Kardashian stumbled. She's ready to take center stage at the shitshow again.
NNNOOOOOO!!!!!
ITSKTBITCH -- I've always disliked ScarHo, esp. since she started fucking on my man Sean Penn. Yes, I know everyone hates him, but I have no shame.
Preach on, brother Daniel! I've always liked him and I think he makes a great Bond. Though I'd settle for Idris Elba too...mmm hmm. I don't think he and Rachel Weisz are going to last though...expect that to flame out by next year, he's not fooling anyone.
Oh joy, another VF interview with Gaga in which she desperately tries to shock and be original. Same song and dance.
I am not remotely interested in the overrated Scarjo...but I AM wondering what would possess someone to deny deny deny their misgivings about their fiance(e) away until their WEDDING DAY, ffs.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Did they photoshop in a touch of the wandering eye, or has Scarlett always had a wonky peeper?
Le beard hunting.
hahaha
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