Afternoon Crumbs

The Photoshop Award for Achievement In Putting A Ho's Head On Another Ho's Body goes to ScarJo's Cosmo cover - Just Jared

Bradley Cooper goes le beard browsing in France - Lainey Gossip

Christopher Guest can come out of the bushes now and admit that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are his creations - The Superficial

Give that trick hell, Barney - Towleroad

"And I think that what intimidates them is not my purse; it’s my mind," said Lady CaCa as she fucked her own ego with a dildo made of the bullshit that pours out of her talk hole - Celebitchy

Now, THIS is beauty in its natural state - Hollywood Tuna

Charlize Theron and titty tape make beautiful music together - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Jessica Simpson's torso looks like 6 baby elephants playing Twister under a black tent - Popoholic

Reason #4,129,843 for loving Daniel Craig - ICYDK

FYI: Beyonce went with the Size L pillow baby yesterday - Popsugar

The Tao of Jackie Stallone - Cityrag

Tacky trash in tacky trash - I'm Not Obsessed

Slightly adorable cat abuse alert - OMG Blog

A raggedy, flea-ridden alley dog does a PSA for raggedy, flea-ridden alley dogs - Videogum

New Mexico is not in on the joke - The Daily What

And then Sienna Miller fucked that dude away from his partner so she doesn't lose her home wrecking touch - Hollywood Rag