Tuesday, November 29th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Jackie Stallone (90)
Lucas Black (29)
Simon Amstell (31)
The Game (32)
Anna Faris (35)
Gena Lee Nolin (40)
Jennifer Elise Cox (42)
Jonathan Knight (43)
Ellen Cleghorne (46)
Don Cheadle (47)
Andrew McCarthy (49)
Tom Sizemore (50)
Cathy Moriarty (51)
Rahm Emanuel (52)
Kim Delaney (53)
Michael Dempsey (53)
Howie Mandel (56)
Joel Coen (57)
Jeff Fahey (59)
Garry Shandling (62)
Diane Ladd (79)
Jackie looks like she had a close encounter with the guy that injected cement and fix-a-flat into people's faces!
Don Cheadle, Happy Birthday Baby!
HB also to my cool-ass niece.
HB to the late C.S. Lewis. I like his literary criticism and his writing; not so much his christian followers.
I had no idea Jackie was that old nor Anna Faris was that old either. (not the 35 is old, Anna just appears to be younger than 35)
...Yeaa Jackie! >.<
Jackie is not merely the international icon of glamour you see before you, she is also a pioneer in the new science of Rumpology. Professor Jackie has developed the wondrous skill of being able to psychically read arses.
Happy Birthday Jackie! I'm sure you already know that I wish you the best on your birthday, it was written in the arsehairs.
http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html
Take note Lisa Vanderpump, you're well on the way darling.
I have seen corpses, up close, that looked better than that. No lie.
Scary.
i <3 her eyeliner.. it's like goldfishy on the eyes
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 12:07pm.
Bwahahaha, I guess so! Haven't seen you in a while either-- you're not on FB that much are you? Anyways, HAI back!! Mwuah!
*googles orc* LOL! I can't believe it's actually human...orrr is it?
Jackie Stallone's face literally looks like it was sculpted out of clay by the blind chick in that Lionel Richie video.
Don Cheadle - whooo hooo!!
Anytime, any day, anywhere, my man :) Talent like his is the sexiest!
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 12:01pm.
NINETY!?!?! THAT BITCH IS NINETY YEARS OLD? I thought she was like in her seventies!!
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And that, my friend, is SUCCESS! in the world of plastic surgery! It don't matter how weird you look - as long as you don't look old.
Long time no see, btw! HAI!
HB, hos!
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NINETY!?!?! THAT BITCH IS NINETY YEARS OLD? I thought she was like in her seventies!!
What's going on here? Her ears are eating her jawline.
HB Tom Sizemore! You are a fellow Detroiter and a fellow Wayne State University student, and you are fucked on the bad shit- we have a lot in common actually. If I were still using, we could've been a tag-team hot mess.
Happy Birthday to the exquisite Jackie Stallone! HB to Joel Coen, Gary Shandling, and Mayor Rahm.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
HB Don Cheadle, thank you for "Hotel Rwanda". And Joel Coen, thank you for so many great movies!
Howie Mandel, thank you for being an inspiration to people with Tourette's Syndrome.
The diamond encrusted droopy Dumbo ears freak me out because I can only imagine how many times she's had those hearing things tucked and lifted to support her ear jewelry.
I bet those things would be down to her shoulders by now if it weren't for modern plastic surgery.
Gnarly.
She's a rumpologist? hahahahhaha!
Ophelia -- OMG, I didn't notice the Christian fish eyeliner -- that's all shades of fucked-up!
Hekki -- though Cathy Moriarty doesn't look 51 (she looks a lot older), it may be possible that's her right age. When she made "Raging Bull" she was a young teen even though she looked at least 10 years older.
I cannot believe that MK didn't put up the link to this part of her website.
http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html
There is actually a photo of someone's ASS on that part of her website! Ewwwwwwwww.
I wonder if Sly lets his mum read his rump.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 6:45am.
This is what all the 20s-30s women who are already being nipped & botoxed in the face are going to look like when they grow up.
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It is what most of them look like in their 20s and 30s because of all the nips and tucks.When did OMGWTFISTHAT become considered sexy?
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anyone clicked the link that Mk provided? I had no fecking clue that Ms. Stallone calls herself a psychic. And the photo they use on the site has got to be at least 4 decades old.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
She looks like an orc!
@snowball...i too have a massive crush on rahm...
yeah...not buying that cathy moriarty is merely 51 either...
jackie and sylvester must go to the same "facialist"...he looks as bad as she does in the face area, except she's 90 and he's not...
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Roseanne Barr
Nice studs, Jackie, and I don't mean your sons!
Cathy Moriarty was 17 when she was in Raging Bull, so 51 seems logical.
You know your ass is OLD when saying, "You don't look a day over 70!" is a g-damned compliment.
Jackie Stallone looks like her son pummeled the sh*t out of her face with a few good right and left hooks.
Wait. Holy crap. She's ninety?
Looks like Father Time gave her a few good right and left hooks and her plastic surgeon couldn't save that corpse face for all the money in the world.
So THIS is why women go through years and years of plastic surgery. At age 90 I can finally say she looks really good for her age!
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin: "wow I didn't notice that! I was mesmerized by her Christian fish eyeliner technique and her glossy trout pout."
Wow, I didn't notice the Christian fish eyeliner! (It's really something, that's exactly what it looks like, LOL!)
I was mesmerized by her Michael Jackson nose.
Jackie is like a Rorschach inkblot - everyone sees something different but we all agree it's a confusing mess.
Gah! Ronald McDonald's momma is one ugly ass chick!
HB to Garry Shandling and Diane Ladd.
If Cathy Moriarty is 51, I'll eat my hat. She was beautiful back in the day, though.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 8:59am.
I am mesmerized by Jackie Stallone's earrings -- what the hell are those? I've never seen earrings that go up on the ear. Has anyone ever seen earring fuckery like that?
wow I didn't notice that! I was mesmerized by her Christian fish eyeliner technique and her glossy trout pout.
I can't listen to OMD's "If you leave" without recalling a good looking Andrew McCarthy.
HB stud
(and whatever happened to Molly Ringwald?)
snowball -- I totally agree with you about Rahm Emanuel. That smoldering look of his drives me wild! You should see his wife, though; she's kind of a beast. He is a sexy fucker, though, and I'm proud he's mayor of my hometown.
I am mesmerized by Jackie Stallone's earrings -- what the hell are those? I've never seen earrings that go up on the ear. Has anyone ever seen earring fuckery like that?
HB Anna Faris...and Kim Delaney stay away from those pain killers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS9dICPt-PY
I'd still hit it.
Submitted by i_heart_jack on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 8:38am.
Happy Birthday Lucas Black! Can't believe that "Caleb" from American Gothic (one of my all-time favorite television shows) is now 29!
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I loved that show. I think I saw Caleb's sister, MerrrrrrLeeeyin, as a psychic on American Horror Story.
HOLD THE WHORE. THAT SLICE OF HEAVEN IS 90?????????????????????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I know he's a short dude missing part of a finger, but I think Rahm Emanuel is a sexy fucker. I bet he likes to talk dirty and pull hair.
If Jackie Stallone has any more plastic surgery, her ears are going to meet in the back of her head. Yeesh. Sly and Frank have to be killing off virgins for her though, her skin looks pretty nice for her being almost dead.
Happy Birthday Lucas Black! Can't believe that "Caleb" from American Gothic (one of my all-time favorite television shows) is now 29!
In fairness to her she was never going to be gracefully aged anyway. Her face was doomed from the start, surgery or not.
Happy Birthday Jackie! I'd let you look at my butt for FREE!
happy bd to my sis and all the sluts!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Looking into my crystal ball and seeing Carrot Top's future mug.....
Holy crap, she's 90!? She must have received preservation tips from the scientists preserving Lenin.
Why do people do that shit to their face. It looks terrible.
Okay, so are those yellow teefs peeking through her lips at the corners or are her inner lips yellow?
Gak.
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I can't even comment because I am blinded by the abundance of beauty in that pho-to.
*draws on eyeliner with black Sharpie*
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