UPDATE: The Lonely Ginger Seal Pup Has A New Home
Remember when the knot of coagulated cholesterol in your chest liquefied into a puddle of sorrow over the story of the Russian ginger seal baby who faced starving to death because everyone in his family is a huge racist seal cunt? They refused to hunt with him because he's of the gingers. Well, he's just moved into his new home at Russia's Akvatoria Dolphinarium and it turns out he's got a seal poon instead of a seal peen. He's a she! (Side note: Ginger seal pup and I have more in common than I thought, because you don't know how many times I heard "She's a HE!" every time I walked into a men's bathroom as a child.)
The dolphinarium has named the Rojo Caliente of seals "Nafanya" after some cartoon character she sort of, kind of, not really looks like. Nafanya is currently in quarantine and will move in with the other seals in about a month. The seal wranglers already gathered the other seals around and let them know that Nafanya is as precious as a Prince Hot Ginge nipple hair and they better treat her with love or else they'll be shoved into a shark costume and forced to pose in a photo-op with self-proclaimed shark savior January Jones. (Okay, I made that up, but the Akvatoria Dolphinarium has my permission to use that idea if need be.)
A quick second after Nafanya moved into the dolphinarium, she became a huge star and hos from all around are coming to see her. The head of the dolphinarium said this about their newest star:
"She has a playful nature. She loves to play with her toy - a small blue ball. But what she likes the most its to play with a fish at feeding time. She will follow it, catch it, put it in her mouth, release it and finally eat it. Nafanya is such a lovely animal and is certainly not afraid of people. We cannot yet let her swim with our other creatures as she is on a month-long quarantine, but we will do later. We will make sure she has a happy life in our dolphinarium."
The best part of all of this is that Nafanya has her own webcam. It's like 2008 all over again! But instead of spending all of my waking hours watching Shiba Inus sleep, fart, sleep, eat, sleep, bark, sleep, fart and sleep, I'll be watching a ginger seal sleep, fart, sleep, eat, sleep, bark, sleep, fart and sleep.
And I really hope that in the picture above Nafanya is not throwing us a "Fuck me, I'm the new Knut" side-eye of impending doom.
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I love her XOXOXoxox. I'm gonna high-five the Russians for treating her like the queen she clearly is. They don't have a good reputation for treating animals (and peepuls), all that well.
I may have just gotten misty eyed.
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"Dolphinarium" is an aewsome word. More words should be Romanized. Vomitorium. Caldarium. Frigidarium. Tepidarium. Real words.
I want to hug and kiss this seal all day long. If it was in the States they coulda named her Luseal Ball. Because she wanted to "be in the show" and that fucking Ricky cockblocked her.
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Thank you for the update. Love this. I hope this Russian "dolphinarium" (wtf?) takes good care of the gingette seal.
haha! yay for the ginger seal...she sure showed those bullying loser ass seals who's da BOSS.
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People, the web cam is not working because it is only available from 11-5pm, as the website says. You know Russia/Ukraine has different time zones than the US, right? The park seems to be in the Crimea, so it's probably like 9 hours ahead of Eastern time.
Here is the website to the park she is at http://aquatoria.crimea.ua/
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 3:18pm.
It's okay, Nafanya. My family are cunts tooooo! You are beautiful (despite the "Stains the dog" type eyes).
You are the ginge princess of the dolphinarium (an adorable name)! You were born to rule!
Kisses & fishes to pretty Nafanya!
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My family are the BIGGEST CUNTS OF ALL! That said, I second your sentiments about Nafanya. I'm glad she's in a happy place and will live a good life.
We hope this precious little citizen has a long and happy life!
That is good news the seal has a home where other seals won't be mean to her.
It's okay, Nafanya. My family are cunts tooooo! You are beautiful (despite the "Stains the dog" type eyes).
You are the ginge princess of the dolphinarium (an adorable name)! You were born to rule!
Kisses & fishes to pretty Nafanya!
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I can't view the webcam either. But I did a google image search for Nafanya and didn't see any cartoon characters, but the 5th result was a kinda hot dude so I was OK with having made the effort.
Oh shut the fuck up.
I don't have to be talking to ANYONE in order to post a damn comment.
Stay the fuck away from me.
The cam is not working for me either. :(
I can't get SealCam either. I see at the bottom of the video screens it says something about Apple iPads and iPods, so maybe the camera only shows up on those devices.
I'm refusing to comment on the Kuntrashian thread. Imma go back to work and check in later.
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Submitted by SoulTaker on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:23am.
That SealCam thingie doesn't work for me. :(
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Me neither. But maybe the webcam is off when they close for the day. Sochi, Russia is 9 hours ahead of EST.
She likes "playing with a fish at feeding time"..."She will follow it, catch it, put it in her mouth, release it and finally eat it"...
Ummm, stalker psycho much?
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Awe, I still miss the shiba inu 6 and their farting :(
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:54am.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:41am.
Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt ginger seal pup.
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LMFAO!!!
Seriously...I'm laughing my ass off!
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It's what her family said to her.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:41am.
Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt ginger seal pup.
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LMFAO!!!
Seriously...I'm laughing my ass off!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:37am.
AWE! Cute, but seals are MEAN YO!
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NO SHIT! I love how they describe her tormenting her food as 'cute' or something. It's survival but seriously, just eat it. Don't play catch and release.
Plus seals are colorblind. She wasn't dismissed from the group for her color. Odds are it was because she was the weakest link. The animal kingdom is a bitch
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:39am.
Conduct unbecoming! Schoolyard bully! Reported!
No more badges for YOU!
Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt ginger seal pup.
Animals (even cute ones) don't do anything for me. Even when I was a kid, I just wasn't that into them.
*shrugs*
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:36am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:29am.
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Tattle tale. I bet you were the little girl that ratted out the class when the teacher stepped out.
Bawahhaaaaa!!!!! LOL :)
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I was more likely to pull the bowtie off the nerd and try strap his ears to his lips.
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AWE! Cute, but seals are MEAN YO!
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:29am.
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Tattle tale. I bet you were the little girl that ratted out the class when the teacher stepped out.
Bawahhaaaaa!!!!! LOL :)
aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i've been wondering about this babyface. luv luv luv
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 10:09am.
REFUCKINGPORTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cutie pie! I just hope the dolphinarium seals don't treat this baby seal like an outcast because he's a ginge, just like his cruel family did.
Little adorable baby. *melts even more*
I don't know I sure the heck wouldn't call it cute IMO anyway.
That thing has the eyes of HADES I tell ya!
It's a witch...burn her!!!!
*said in best Monty Python voice*
I remember that documnetary The Cove which went after Japanese seal hunts for food and you know how it goes - Nefanya there would go for 10 times the regular price because she's rare and therefore more tasty!
Whoops just remembered it was dolphins not seals. Are there ginger dolphins? Yum
Awww, I hope she lives a long and happy life.
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She looks like a dried out ham in that pic.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
MIGUELINA IS LIKE SHE BY SHEREE EXCEPT BACKWARDS!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Sweet little baby girl...
MIGUELINA!! WE NEED TO BUILD A SPECIAL BATHROOM FOR MIGEULINAS ONLY!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Aw, what a little BOO BOO!
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Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:21am.
I wish MK would post a picture of himself when he was little. I bet he was adorable! Let's start a petition!
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Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 9:21am.
I wish MK would post a picture of himself when he was little. I bet he was adorable! Let's start a petition!
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That is one f*cking ugly seal.
I'll take those boots in a size 7 1/2. Thanks.
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I needed that dose of cute after cuntsgiving day.
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That SealCam thingie doesn't work for me. :(
I wish MK would post a picture of himself when he was little. I bet he was adorable! Let's start a petition!
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She likes to play with blue balls eh? She's going to be a very popular ginger seal.
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