Would You Hit It?
Detective La Toya is letting out a strong soprano howl of vindication over Dr. Con getting the maximum prison sentence, but there's more important shit to discuss like whether or not you'd let Donny Deutsch stick his slimy tongue in you. Every time Donny comes on Today in the morning, the voices in my head oil wrestle with each other over whether or not my fuck parts should start puckering or run up into my body like they just read the words: "Ke$ha nudes."
On one hand (aka my non-fappin' hand), douche should really be spelled D-E-U-T-S-C-H and he looks like the kind of selfish son of a dick who will pinch your genitals if you were about to cum before him. Just look at these pictures of Donny in Miami over the weekend. Donny's nipples look like scabs without their skins and he's wearing sneakers on the beach. If I asked my confidante Siri what dick cheese looks like when you magnify it, this picture would come up.
On the other hand (aka my fappin' hand), there's something about Donny that makes me want to shut the shades and shame fap myself into a puddle of tears. It's probably that silver rug on his head. Why does the silver mop always get me? Don't even get me started on Dan Abrams' gross ass. Ugh. I need help. Ayúdame!
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I'll give him a little credit for not wearing cargo shorts. Just look at that picture of Pat O'Brien at Coachella. I'm too lazy to link it. Trust me; he's a wreck.
Do Not Want.
Submitted by sinjin on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 7:04pm.
Dan Abrams is every kind of YES!YES!YES! (*drops panties)
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I will never forgive him for getting engaged to that dipstick Elisabeth Rohm.
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Dan Abrams is every kind of YES!YES!YES! (*drops panties)
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Yes, I would. I've always had it bad for older guys...
At first glance, I thought to myself, "Damn, Gary Busey is lookin' fine these days." So I guess I would do this silver fox. I do, however, commisserate with MK's shame over this not-right attraction.
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Submitted by slowlygoindown on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 5:16pm.
I wish DListed had a like button...some of these comments are high-larious!
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I wish DListed had a like button...some of these comments are high-larious!
No, not after these pics. But I gotta say before he was a TV "personality" I saw some interviews with him for a marketing class and 5 years ago when he was dressed in a nice suit yeah I'd go for that.
Yeah I'd hit it, I'd hit it with projectile diarrhea!
I dont know who this guy is.
Ditto on the shitty armband ink!
...meh...not bad for a guy in his 50s I guess...kind of a Tasmanian devil body type thing going on tho...
...walking PSA to seriously reconsider getting inked...do you really want to be working that tatt on South Beach one day in your reading glasses?
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No.
lmao at the Pam Anderson-like arm tattoo. Tryin too hard, including sucking his gut in.
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that tatoo!!!....i can't
Thanks ever so much for reminding me of the existence of Donny Douche. *dripping sarcasm*
He has been completely off my radar for ages. (that's a good thing).
"ICK. NAST." does not begin to describe the vibe off of this specimen.
Would we hit it?
If he pays us $200 we would be glad to!
I'm 40+...
I just looked in the mirror and stepped on the scale.
Yeah...I'd hit it...
his nips look like when you get a cut or some and then you get a scab and you peel it off and the skin there is way lighter...THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIS NIPS? btw have you seen him in the old days in a speedo buahaha all im gonna say. for his age i wouldnt mind hitting it.why not might as well
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Did he have his nipples removed?
No bueno.
Well, well! Look at the 5th thumbnail - the one where if he sucks his belly in any further it'll come out his ass - I do believe I spy a necklace in the shape of a peen! Balls and everything!
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I thought maybe Ted Kennedy came back from the grave.
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I'd hit it with mah Subarau.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Whamo, or should I call you IF's nickname for you - Whoro? Anyname, I pictured you with a little Michael Lohan on each shoulder, one in a black mesh shirt and one with a white one. They both had belt cases for their phones and a big gold bracelet on each wrist, and they were smoking Marlboro Reds.
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No self-respecting straight adult male should want that tribal tattoo or those bracelets. Blech-inducing.
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:54pm.
What the hell are you, the "good" Michael Lohan???
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LOL!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:36pm.
Sure I'd hit it. With Whamo's mullet.
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Hey, My mullet goes well with my white mesh shirt and my cutoffs with the pockets hanging out.
Now if I can get my 76 camero started I'll take you bowling baby!
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A white mesh shirt? What the hell are you, the "good" Michael Lohan???
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ugh that tribal bicep tattoo screams try hard, he has bird legs and a some what worked out torso - screams of haggard old queen dying to be young again.
Work out your legs, get on some growth hormones or something to get your bod in check and throw some money at desperate twinks and you will get laid..
No...I would not hit it..lol.people should grow old gracefully....I bet he still wears abercrombie.
I am not picky, but this is a no.
LOL at Gary Bussey! I saw him in DC Cab this weekend...I laughed, but I had been drinking.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:36pm.
Sure I'd hit it. With Whamo's mullet.
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Hey, My mullet goes well with my white mesh shirt and my cutoffs with the pockets hanging out.
Now if I can get my 76 camero started I'll take you bowling baby!
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:43pm.
I wouldn't really consider most of Florida to be The South. Geographically yes, of course, but not culturally.
YES
I thought it was Gary Busey at first.
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whoever this dude is, he's not sexay...although the bod isn't bad...
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:23pm.
For real. Men out there: don't add any type of ie or ey or whatever to your name. It's kind of a turnoff. Johnny is ok though, I guess.
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Eh, if you're Southern you get half a pass. Deutsch doesn't sound very Southern to my ears, though.
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Mike, we've got plenty of Deutsches here in the South. Like Peter Deutsch, Democratic congressman from FL. My son worked as an intern for him while in college.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:14pm.
i bet he feels slimy and clammy if you touch him...those chicken legs with that minotaur torso is what Greek Mithology is all about.
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ololol this is the answer, it's that old man inflated chicken skin!!!
He looked way better when he was a contestant on Match Game back in the 70s, had a great afro and everythang.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
pepaw reading glasses, arm band tatt ::sings sesame st. one of these thing does not belong here song::
At first glance I thought it was Richard Gere.
Sure I'd hit it. With Whamo's mullet.
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I used to watch his show on CNBC. For a sleazy looking old guy he gets a lot of ass. He'd have supermodels on his show cuz they're so interesting and knowledgeable about current events(lol) and they would all flirt with him. Premium Gold diggers find him irresistable.
LMAO ok so he shit himself! Mystery solved!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:27pm.
why does he have on two different bathing suits?
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Incontinence?
He sees the paps and thinks he's Paris Hilton now all of a sudden?
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I'd hit it alright, with my poking stick.
Thankfully he's not wearing a speedo...but I bet he does on occasion!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:27pm.
why does he have on two different bathing suits?
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I think the shoes are different, too. Maybe the pictures were taken on different days, or maybe in the main pic he is shitting himself.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:23pm.
For real. Men out there: don't add any type of ie or ey or whatever to your name. It's kind of a turnoff. Johnny is ok though, I guess.
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Eh, if you're Southern you get half a pass. Deutsch doesn't sound very Southern to my ears, though.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:27pm.
why does he have on two different bathing suits?
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Because he shit his other ones!
@fishsticksfan LOL!
Looks like someone already hit it...with a Gillette. Sorry, Mabel likes her men hairy!
walking like he is constipated,
gym shoes at the beach,
tattoo,
reading glasses,
too many accessories,
dyed hair,
Donny Deutsch=Donny douche
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I thought it was a slimmer Gary Busey in that pic.
why does he have on two different bathing suits?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:24pm.
Is he kidding with that tat? Really?
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That's the problem with tats, you get em when you're young in shape and "cool" and then you get old and you look...well like a Deutsch.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:19pm.
(Although I suspect the tattoo is recent. Which would make it even MORE ridiculous.)
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Yeah, that was bothering me too...it's either recent or recently touched up...but either way...
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