Afternoon Crumbs

I want those glasses.

i see jlo is one of those chicks that brings the fresh cock she bangs around her children...which means those twins will see alot of "uncles" in their lifetime...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr

Awww, just can't dump on this picture of them.....this pic shows why she is pregnant quite a bit - 1. He is always horny as hell and is always trying to get a feel and 2. Well, they have money. I cannot afford to have a kid..sighs.

"My guess is: Lindsay Lohan's apartment"

i would have gone another direction, but it still would have included Lindsay Lohan!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Ewwww, I don't know why Keebler the Giant rubs me the wrong way, like she's totally shameless about famewhoring her new relationship out like it's a fucking comforter, so cozy and warm.

Bitch please. She's boring and annoying. Who'da thunk I'd miss Elizabutterface Bobblehead Tranny Cannabis?

Can Quinto and his strolling partner get any more cloned? They're even wearing matching booties. The "date" can't even smoke correctly; that's just sad.

Why can Affleck find wigs that are of such a higher quality than EVERY OTHER STRAW-HAIRED HO IN HOLLYWOOD??? He's keeping that wig-maker a tight-lipped secret!

I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.

This isn't even on here, so it's off topic, but tough tits.

I just watched some of M5's Moves Like Jagger. I love me some Maroon5 and I would hit Adam Levine hard, douche-face, tats, girly voice and all, but W...T...F?

Like Mick needs his ego stroked any more than it already is. Admittedly, a wonderful showman, but please. Save the hyperbole for when he's no longer moving but dead.

Keith Richards revealed after he published Life that the thing Mick was most concerned about Keith revealing was not that he cheated on every woman, that he had small equipment, or even that he was a big egotistical assface, but that he took DANCING and CHOREOGRAPHY LESSONS.

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That picture proves that Garner's unborn is indeed a boy. I guess poking holes in the condom worked in her favor after all (or at least for another 4 years).

That said Affleck's an asshole (and Garner's a dumb Stepford Wife).

Is Demi's not-boyfriend powdering up Jax from General Hospital in those pictures?

Can't believe that JLo has the gall to take her little boy-toy around her kids. Just all kinds of wrong. She's working overtime to piss Marc Anthony off. What a selfish bitch.

The only way the GOP candidates could be more laughable is if they get that dingbat Palin back in the race.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 5:22pm.

LMAO! could be both actually ;]

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

jebus on a stick...my post was a reply to sandbitch's link not dog's. sowwy!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 5:20pm.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 5:04pm.

that's one fugly tattoo! ewww

---I think Violet did it. Is it a dolphin? Or is it a scouse-brow??

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 5:04pm.

that's one fugly tattoo! ewww

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Ugh! That wig!

I'm surprised MK didn't post about Ben Afleck's dolphin bum tattoo instead.

http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/47200-pic-ben-affleck-...

here are some more pics of them and violet ---> http://www.pudelek.pl/artykul/36713/jennifer_garner_w_6_miesiacu_foto/

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

I really, really hope the horrible rumors about Ben Affleck are not true, and that he loves his bunch of girls, and that they have a happy marriage, and all like that, because they are just all too adorable. Where is Seraphina? That one is Violet.

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"Ben Affleck seems awfully calm and happy for a man whose head is getting eaten by a skunk" - MK

MK's imagination kills me! LMAO

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

She must be having a boy. It's rumored that Ben wasn't too thrilled with having to act "over the moon" about this Band-Aid baby. All the best to Jennifer Garner though. She could do a lot better than that bewigged nightmare of a man.

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Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it...

I like them. They keep out of the press as much as possible and don't sell out for the mags. Their daughter is pretty too.

Their kid is a nerd albeit an adorable one. She looks just like her mom who looks like a reformed band geek. I like the Afflecks tho...I bet Ben is so greatful he's not with that pretentious ass Fishsticks Paltrow nor JLo's over the top dramatic ass. They seem like a nice and normal family.

The Boreflecks kid is adorable, but they always have her dressed in nerd swag. My kid is wearing leopard print leggings and a military style jacket today. Yes, she's a hipster and I'm not ashamed.

George Clooney needs to take it down a notch with the rent-a-hos. It's becoming painfully obvious he's a superfreak concealing an alternative lifestyle.

Daniel Day Lewis is a really, really good actor.

Stacey K is getting all smarmy (FOR WHY????) like all the rest of George's ex's. I wonder how George's family feels, with a new girlfriend trotted in every Christmas?

Kelly Osborne's head looked massive, even in utero.

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I'm such a midget I'd look like fucking Dorf if I wore jeans like Elisabetta.

OMG Ben Affleck's daughter is the cutest. Love.

And Demi needs to put her cooch on ice and chill out. I don't want to hear about her fucking 5 million guys to get over doucheton.