Afternoon Crumbs
Bronx Mowgli cried thinking that the veiny jellyfish balls on Auntie Chestica's chest were going to sting him in the face until he got distracted by a barbecue sauce-covered McNugget stuck in there - Hollywood Tuna
Michael Sheen looks like The Shining Jack Nicholson with an Ogilvie home perm in this picture - Lainey Gossip
GOOP probably thinks that an uncouth and uncultured magazine of the poors like GQ could never wrap their simple minds around the intricately refined style ideas that came out of her mouth, so being on their Least Interesting list is a compliment to her - The Superficial
Perry on Purry spooning - The Berry
OBVIOUS UPDATE: Nicole Kidman is still an ice cunt queen who pisses out icicles - Celebitchy
Karlie Kloss bares her nipples and bones in Vogue Italia - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Cate Blanchett's dress would make an amazing bath tub mat - ICYDK
Doogie Howser takes back the tranny word that came out of his mouth this week - Towleroad
So was it Leonardo DiCaprio or Tobey Maguire who farted in that picture? - Popsugar
I am not sure what to think about RiRi's Ann Jillian wig - Popoholic
WHAT. THE. FUUUUUCK. - The Daily What
"I'll have a #1, but keep the Big Mac, the fries, the drink and.... Oh, screwit, just give me the straw to chew on" said LeAnn Rimes while ordering McDonald's at the airport - Just Jared
Hair ring! - OMG Blog
20 years and a sex change later, Justin Bieber is still terrorizing the shoppers at Macy's with his butchering of Mimi's song - Videogum
The second Dallas trailer still needs more Charlene Tilton - SOW
More like, Avril Lavigne goes to the crack house with her ex. Lawd. Strung Out finally has two new poster children - I'm Not Obsessed
Khloe Kardashian is now safe for viewing - Cityrag
What in Adam Ant Hell is Jared Leto doing to himself? - Hollywood Rag
Submitted by Puppy Love on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 9:58pm.
I can't hate on Jess. She's good-humored, pretty and curvy and always has what looks to be a real smile on her face. Yeah, she's knocked up by a fugly wannabe--but at least she's realized her dream of *being* knocked up
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I can hate on her. She could have had realized her dream of being knocked up if she had just stayed with Nick. Remember him? The guy who dated her for four years with no sex? The guy who would do anything for her? The guy she cheated on and then dumped in a text message? And then she started humping all over the place. I can hate on her.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Ashleeeeeeeee's chin is growing back! I heard that's what happens every time you use Auto-tune and lie about it. She is one homely gnome.
Speaking of which, are we expected to believe that Bronx Mowgli chose those excruciatingly pretentious faux-retro hipster doofus threads all by himself from the Salvation Army's L'il Douchebag Department?
Her tits are already huge because she has implants, and was a little chunky before she got pregnant. Her skin is so white you can see the veins in her tits.
Karli Kloss = YIKES. Do not want. That is scary skinny.
RiRi...stop. Please. Just stop.
Oh so now we have a list of the "Least Influential People?" seriously, do the staff at these mags just sit around thinking of dumb new topics to make lists about?
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
I am currently eight months pregnant, and I could easily fit two of Jessica's boobs in one of mine..
Now, that's an image I don't want to have in my head..
I seriously doubt that story about Nicole K is true. As some of you already know, I work on some of the film sets (although mainly mini-series) up here in Vancouver and she is definitely known as one of the most polite and low maintenance actresses to work with and she is not demanding of crew in the least. I haven't heard of any special requests which are not uncommon most of the time. She doesn't chat a lot after filming but is not icy either. I have to wonder who came up with that story.
... and anyone who believes brainless Jessica Simpson is a billionaire just because her father says so is an even bigger imbecile than she!
Jessica Simpson looks like a haggard 50-year old stripper at 4 am after working the farmtown circuit -nasty! Add her dimwittedness, knocked-up-and-unmarried condition to it and I can't figure out why the worthless skank hasn't just sealed herself and a bunch of rocks into a burlap bag (size XXXL, of course) and hurled herself into the nearest river.
I guarantee you Clarence wouldn't stop her.
Holy Bazoookas Batman.
Jessica Simpson could feed awhole orphanage in a third world country.
Well good to see her happy, i hope she signed a pre-nup cuz that guy is obviously bringing is A+ grade gold digging game.
and jessica is worth billions of dollars, thanks to her fashion empire, so this guy would be looking to get his grubby hands all over it.
FYI some of her shoes a cute! if i was a girl id totally wear it.
FYI i hate her no talent gravy train sister.
I can't hate on Jess. She's good-humored, pretty and curvy and always has what looks to be a real smile on her face. Yeah, she's knocked up by a fugly wannabe--but at least she's realized her dream of *being* knocked up. She could have done better in the looks department for her baby daddy but maybe he's really good to her; who knows.
Here's hoping the behbeh looks like her and not him.
Ashlee looks very old, I thought she must be Jessica's aunty or sumthin.
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The editor of GQ is my new hero!
WHAT. THE. FUUUUUCK. - The Daily What
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"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
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Where I come from, "tranny" is short for "transvestite", not "transgendered", and is definitely derogatory. The only acceptable nickname I know of besides "trans" is "T-Girl", but I think it's another one of those "I can say it but you can't" situations, so you're better off spelling it all out, which is pretty much true for most things.
I do not envy her having to carry those giant milkduds....glad those days are over!!!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
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Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 3:36pm.
Rhianna is a .... Whore.
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^^ Even edited it works! BTW, I completely agree with Ziggy.
God that poor kid looks like his father.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 5:07pm.
Same here. My boobs ballooned out from modest B-cups into two Blimps fighting for room in my maternity brassiere.
LOL-ing @ 'rititculous'! ROTFL!
Nothing like having flames coming at you in the OR. Sounds like the anesthsia has a problem.
Jessica looks good, although she's as big as a house. Asslee looks like she always does and Bronx looks exactly like a blonde Peter Wenz!
Submitted by StillaVllyGrl on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 3:38pm.
Seriously, I don't think I've seen someone's boobs increase in size that much during pregancy and my SIL's boobs were huge. She is in for some trouble when she actually gets milk.
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I went from a 34B to a 44F with my first baby. That shit was rititculous.
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Submitted by snarla on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 4:56pm.
Tranny is a word I've only heard in a derogatory/joking manner among my gay friends. I think it's kind of sad that it bashes transsexuals, as if they don't have enough to deal with already.
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"How to give yourself a golden shower medal: lay down face up, find a way to piss up into the air and turn around really fast so the golden shower lands on your nalgas. -MK
Ashley used to be beautiful when she was in junior high, which is when I saw her-we went to the same one, and I eventually went on to the same high school as the older one. The tan, blonde Texas look worked on her, and she doesn't get that the indie stuff and that nose job of hers took away her beauty. And what's up with tall girls who wear heels but still do the self conscious tall girl slouch? Make up your mind!
And Karlie Kloss=too damn skinny.
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"How to give yourself a golden shower medal: lay down face up, find a way to piss up into the air and turn around really fast so the golden shower lands on your nalgas. -MK
Well hello there, ridiculous veiny tits.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
texted two of my trans friends my "wtf" and they revealed they use "tranny" in the "i can say it because i am one way" only they've been doing that for ten years so thanks to those assholes I thought it was a standard, accepted term. I still think there is an absurdly small difference between trans and tranny but whatever I'm just some dumb heteroflexible chick. Now I know better.
Ashly Simpson face is stretched tighter than a drum. She looks ancient.
This woman just looks beautiful pregnant. Sucks that the baby daddy is a loser, but she looks like she's really looking forward to being a mommy. I hope she finds a nice, Texan businessman husband sometime, but in the meantime I think she looks amazing.
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"How to give yourself a golden shower medal: lay down face up, find a way to piss up into the air and turn around really fast so the golden shower lands on your nalgas. -MK
God knows it's not Bronx Mowgli's fault, but I hate froufy faux-hipster babies.
i agree that khloe has never looked better. now if she only could pretend to be a nice sister and find more tesco bags for the rest of her family.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Her breasts are revolting. And I'd like to know how come with both parents being naturally dark-haired as he is himself, why Bronx is now a blond. Dying a kid's hair is fucking bullshit.
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Dayum. It hurts my bewbs looking at her giant tether balls.
Ziggy, I actually agree with you about Rhianna. She's pretty much being exploited as a mainstream S&M performer.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 4:18pm.
LOL! dayum :) sorry, M.E! my bad! mowgli ain't no book, you're right!!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I think BM's hair is adorable. I wouldn't cut it if I were them either. My son is almost two and was nearly bald forever. We don't have to cut it yet, but we don't really plan to. We might shape it, though. He's started to get a little mullet and that is not the look. He looks like Frasier circa 1994!
Oooh Charlene Tilton, that buxom saucepot!
Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 4:01pm.
why carry the jungle book around!? doesn't he have legs!? let him walk!
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I'm slow. I've been looking for the actual BOOK somewhere in the picture.
DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You funneh!
Ahh ritz
got it. I swear I didn't know. I don't use it (never have) so I really appreciate the info.
xoxo
ahhhaaaa love the Tesco bag on Khloe... She's never looked better!
Holy Chi Chi Balls, Bat Man!
Those are gonna be some flat pancakes after all this.
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"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
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Wow. BIg breasts.
That must be a hellofa support bra. The same under-wire cabling used to hold up the Brooklyn Bridge.
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Submitted by Jintess on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 3:42pm.
Color me confused, but what's wrong with the word tranny? It's a shortened version of transgendered/transexual yes?
That's like a female being offended at being called 'girlie'.
Dunno, sounds like a dumb thing to get up in arms about. Then again I don't use the word so I wouldn't be able to gauge it's offensiveness. I'm simply curious as to how it's an insult.
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It's not a shortened version of Transgendered. The shortened version is Trans. Tranny is a dehumanizing term that demeans Trans peoples and keeps them in the "freaks" category of society. It's in the same group as chink, kike, nigger, faggot, wetback, or gyp are in terms of offensiveness.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
why carry the jungle book around!? doesn't he have legs!? let him walk!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
That guy dancing to Mariah's song has 500 times more sex appeal than the Beaver.
...that Dallas 2.0 trailer looks kinda sorta interesting...forgotten all about the massive eyebrow action Jesse Metcalf has going on...
...but...I remember watching the series finale to the original Dallas...back in 91 I think...
...it was this lame take on Dickens' Christmas Carol where Joel Grey came to show J.R. all the major highlights of his life, but instead of being a warning for J.R. to change his ways, Joel Grey was the Debul coming to take J.R. to H*ll...totally f***ing lame...
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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...
Submitted by christine the hoff: "Cut that poor kids fucking hair already... it's not fair taking YOUR douchbagness and inflicting it on an innocent child. that kid's gonna have enough to contend with, let alone being mistaken for a pink little girl."
Word. I have referred to a male child as a female before and then I get a snotty look from the parent. Yes, I understand that your son's curls are beautiful and I understand not wanting to cut them off (I really DO), but don't give ME attitude for thinking he's a little girl.
If a kid is wearing obviously male clothes and has hair below the shoulders I will say "he". But if the outfit's a purple tie-dye T-shirt, denim shorts and blue flip-flops, it's a gray area to me.
Color me confused, but what's wrong with the word tranny? It's a shortened version of transgendered/transexual yes?
That's like a female being offended at being called 'girlie'.
Dunno, sounds like a dumb thing to get up in arms about. Then again I don't use the word so I wouldn't be able to gauge it's offensiveness. I'm simply curious as to how it's an insult.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 3:30pm.
HOLY SHIT! Her tits are HUGE! They're going to freaking EXPLODE once her milk comes in!
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Seriously, I don't think I've seen someone's boobs increase in size that much during pregancy and my SIL's boobs were huge. She is in for some trouble when she actually gets milk.
wtf all of my tranny friends refer to themselves as just that, pardon my ignorance but when the fuck did that word become a slur?
Rhianna is a sex worker. She makes more money than a stripper, but that's essentially all that she does. She takes her clothes off in front of people for money.
Well, it's worse than that, because she also sings really trashy sexy speak like, "sex in the air, I like the smell of it".
Although its slightly less sexy when you realise that it's a bunch of old, disgusting guys who writes this garbage for her to "sing". Yeah, "sing". This illiterate basic bitch sounds like a braying donkey.
She should get it over with already and just start getting gang banged on stage. It would be more honest.
Whore.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
She really used to look like this????? http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/
That child reminds me of the equally unfortunate Princess Tammalammadingdong.