Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This barely B list actress who has had some great roles in popcorn movies that bombed is pregnant. She has not announced it yet, not because she is not happy, but because she is still trying to figure out who the father is. Rumor has it that it might be this married B list co-star of one of her bigger bombs. (CDAN)
Thanks to January Jones, Mariah Yeater and now this trick, 2011 is truly the year of Maury. Time Magazine can call of the search and shut down their stupid polls, because their Person of the Year has been found. Now on to my guesses, which I've ranked from the biggest stretch (both Tommy Lee and Ridickulous can fuck it at the same time) to the tightest (Enrique Iglesias can't even stick the tip of his self-proclaimed hamster peen in it):6. Abbie Cornish & Russell Crowe (A Good Year)?
5. Teresa Palmer & Nicolas Cage (from The Sorcerer's Apprentice)?
4. Jessica Biel & Ashton Kutcher (from New Year's Eve, which hasn't come out yet but you know that shit is going to flop like a dying fish) ?
3. Olivia Wilde & Cillian Murphy (from In Time)?
2. Olivia Wilde & Daniel Craig (from Cowboys & Aliens)?
AND WE HAVE A WINNER: Adam Sandler (as Jill) & Adam Sandler (as Jack)?
This reality star smiles and acts all sincere and caring for the cameras, but behind the scenes, she is nasty and conniving.
First of all, she is trying to force out the other members of the cast so that she can replace them with her own friends and family. She is delusional enough to think that she is the star of the show, and she will hurt anyone who gets in her way.
Secondly, when a blogger disclosed something unfavorable (but very true) about her past on a popular website, the reality star went ballistic! She and her thuggish family and friends launched a coordinated online campaign to discredit the blogger. Even worse, they started posting threats and select personal details about the blogger (e.g. where she lived) all over the internet, thinking that it would scare her enough to retract the story.
Finally, she had her attorney contact the blogger and threaten her with legal action if she didn’t issue a retraction. The blogger wouldn’t budge, so the lawyer resorted to calling her a “skank” on a popular social network. How professional! (And rather ironic considering the reality star’s own past.) The blogger has refused to retract the story and the reality star is still angry about being unable to control the media. Just wait until she finds out that here are even more salacious details to come… (Blind Gossip)
Caroline and her wannabe Marlon Brando ass from The Real Housewives of New Jersey? Or Teresa Giudice? You know, I don't think I'd mind if Teresa brought her relatives, Koko the Gorilla and Bubbles, onto the show. Then they can change the name to Planet of the Housewives. I'm in!
This newly married male A list pop singer really needs to remember he is married. Of course he has had problems with cheating in the past. Famously so. Anyway he was spotted getting really flirty and touchy feely with this reality show singer/actress who continues to hang on to fame by a thread. (CDAN)
Michael Bublé and Katharine McPhee?
What sexy reality star's athletic ex-boyfriend has a penchant for transsexuals? The single and never married footballer's dirty little secret was the main reason she left him! (National Enquirer via Gawker)
Reggie Bush's name came on my mind first. But Kim Kuntrashian was so hard up to marry him that I'm sure she'd mold a dick out of her old face skin and sew it onto her crotch to keep him.
"Oh Nooo don't go out THERE. What? I tried to warn her." Nick Lachey is far from A list. He barely qualified as B list at the top of his popularity. He's most definately D list. But he won't be lonely. Jessica Simpson is there keeping him company.
Okay, Buble can sing - but he's all boston-terrier bulging eyes and all. Skank. Not a hot looking thing on him.
JAY CUTLER HAS A BROKEN THUMB AND IS OUT FOR THE SEASON and I only know that because Mr. IV has Sports Shouting on right now.
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THANK YOU for finally calling michael buble out on his cheating ass! He is THE worst. I've been to many parties where he is there, and he takes home a different woman (or women) each time. And YES, since he's been married.
Second that Cillian Murphy. He's NOT AVAILABLE because I said so. ;)
LMFAO at the Maury paternity test...can you actually get one of these? or is this just Photoshop? I want one when I start trying to have chirruns!
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler. LOL! Do these Hollywood folk think they are immune to stds?
Olivia Wilde BETTA stay away from Cillian Murphy. Bitch is OFF LIMITS.
Wasn't Melissa Gorgon (not a typo) a stripper or something? They're all a bunch of conniving wannabe mafiosos...who even cares. It's not even entertaining anymore.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
What is up with all these celebs having babies???
I mean, don't we have a population problem here? They should be setting examples. I wouldn't be surprised about Oliva Wilde. She dumped that royalty husband of hers and started fucking around like a fool.
Maybe Harrison Ford is the baby daddy (they did Cowboy and Aliens movie).
And how long will it be before Michael Fassbender has someone knocked up? Especially after "Shame" hits the movie theaters. That bastard will have pussy (and buttholes) thrown at him at every angle.
Ah, the life of a well-hung white man is truly blessed. *LOL*
(just laugh... you know it's funny *s*)
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
I think #3 is obviously Booblay but I doubt the girl is Katherine McPhee because "barely hanging on" doesn't make sense for her, she is the star of Smash which is supposed to be huge.
Reggie Bush is ridiculously hot, I'm getting all hot and bothered thinking about him
Pissing at Meatblock's wrap-up of RHONJ.
However, I rather "Caroline and her wannabe Marlon Brando ass" because the other Melissa dude doesn't have any cash.
I often wonder if Teresa and her brother were once siamese twins joined at the forehead. And when they were separated, Tre got more than her share of the brother's scalp & hairline (and a bit of his brain).
Tre wears a great sparkly frock for a chubster, I will give her that.
Submitted by PinkPostIt: "The KockROACHians write their own blind items to smear people they don't like. They have the mentality of 8 year olds."
THANK YOU.
I'm positive Kim tried to get Reggie back and he declined and now she's tearing him up. She'd take him back in a minute even if he WAS into trannies, who are they kidding?
Jay Cutler for the athlete. He and Kristen Cavalari (sp?) just got back together.
1) use the morning after pill dumbass...don't bring the 7.1 billionth child in the world under those circumstances 2) Caroline Manzo is a thug with a lapband surgery..HHAATTEE this ho but it could be anyone of those mob jersey family ho's 3) I don't know who Michael Bubbly is 4) sad when Kim's man would rather be with a tranny than her...but then again Kim could be a tranny she wears enough makeup....but it could be any nba, nfl, mlb players, they all are kind of freaky...
#1, #2, #3, #4: Aliens.
Michael Bubbles is highly annoying. He tries too hard or something.
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Douchechill!
Nick Lachay for #3. Though I have a hard time referring to him as A List.......
item 3, why is it that those athele guys are always into transexuals???!!!
i mean im not speaking from experience but one football player who claims he was bi, banged my friend and kept insisting that my friend, who is a guy, try on some women's dresses...suffice to say, my friend never fucked him again even though he was a hot fuck...
and by friend, i mean not me :P
Did Boob-lay get married yet? I can't stand that guy. He tries so hard to be a crooner of the Sinatra genre but he sucks at it. Sinatra had emotion and fire in his voice but this poser has none. He also sucks as a "pop" star because his voice doesn't fit it. And oh his lyrics!
"And you'll make me work so we can work to work it out..."
WHATTHEFUCK?????
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oh hell yeah it's the melisswhore-gorga-gorilla.
that is one fucking rode slut. face of a man on that one. she used to be a stripper w/a side of prosti too (it's how the bald elf found her) and she spread her legs and took many sweaty dicks to get the tits, ask her stripper boss/pimp.
the joe elf troll ought to come out and admit he's gay.
and melisswhore and her ugly sisters have been busting elbows trying to get cracked lens time.
the show is clearly the guidices, theresa and her caveman. second is caroline & co and ritchie wakili & kathie.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
'Blinds' are right--- I just lost my sight from reading them.
Number 2 most definately Melissa Gorga...
IN fact, I'm wondering why this is even a BI
http://www.allabouttrh.com/blindgossipallabouttrh/
http://www.allabouttrh.com/melissagorgalawyer/
SPICE D. I BEG YOU PLEASE SEND ME THAT PIC IN YOUR AVATAR JESUS CHRIST
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
"You know, I don't think I'd mind if Teresa brought her relatives, Koko the Gorilla and Bubbles, onto the show. Then they can change the name to Planet of the Housewives. I'm in! "
FUCKING LOLLOOL!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Olivia Wilde and Jason Bateman?
I don't think is Reggie because I heard he LEFT Kim, not the other way around. I don't watch their shit show so I am going by what I read in blogs.
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That peen needs some Miracle-Gro! - Bwhit19964
JLO must be using his entire body as an anal plug - Hellraiser
Poor lil Kim. She can't help being a kunt.
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HAAA.
my friend's daughter is Victoria, everyone calls her Tori.
she used to walk around the house with a post-it pad that she'd write "You ARE the father"
we called her Tori Povich.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
The KockROACHians write their own blind items to smear people they don't like. They have the mentality of 8 year olds.
I think Olivia Wilde is a good guess for #1. She's been looking heavier lately, too.
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Douchechill!
Love the pic! LOL!
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