Brad Pitt Is A Walking Suicide Prevention Hotline
On Sunday in Culver City, CA, a struggling actor sat in his car before a screening of Moneyball and contemplated killing himself. (Note: Contemplating killing yourself before seeing a Brad Pitt movie is a natural reaction. Kidding.) The man ignored those bad thoughts and went into the theater. While watching the movie, the man felt a renewed sense of hope hug away his suicidal thoughts. During a Q&A with Brad and Jonah Hill afterward, the man brought up his story and the hobo saint sprinkled his words of wisdom all over the crowd. According to UsWeekly and an audience member, this is the sermon that floated out of Brad's bong hole:
"Look, man, life is up and down, it's a vicious cycle, but you have to go through it and deal with that. You can be down, but then you come back up again, and every failure can lead to success."
After the Q&A, Brad found the man in the audience and gave him more words of encouragement. The source added, "Brad handled the situation really well in front of several hundred people -- it was a difficult moment that shocked everyone."
Aaaaaand there's another one to add to the "Brad Pitt Saves Lives" file. That being said, if bravely stood up in front of dozens of people to tell Brad Pitt that I'm depressed and thinking of suicide, I'd expect him to either: a) adopt me on the spot; or b) give me the blunt in his pocket. That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down.
Click here to see the extremely dark (literally) video of Brad's suicide prevention moment. Warning: The sound is so awful that it feels like you're listening to this video through a soup can.
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I'd like to know what Brad's response would've been if the guy had told him he had these "thoughts" AFTER he watched the movie! If we're lucky maybe he would've retired immediately...
but knowing him, he would've just said something like , " yeah, try living with Angie and 6 kids "! FEEL SORRY FOR ME, BITCH!
What's the major message of this B.S. story that pitt's PR pimps faxed out?
"...the film gave him (the suicidal guy) 'a renewed sense of hope...' " WOOOOO...
And this moving (not) story just happened to happen the day before the studio and money men re-released the movie to over 1,000 theaters again. A coincidence? I don't think so!
Selling the movie on pitt's NAME and CELEBRITY alone couldn't put enough butts in seats.
Telling the public to forget about the fact that the movie is about BASEBALL, it's bigger than that, it's a "feel good" movie didn't do the trick either....
SOO let's sell it now as a movie that will save lives and give people a renewed sense of hope in these hard times!
YUP. Now pitt's pathetic PR pimp gang are selling pitt and his movie as the perfect duo for the masses: COME SEE MY MOVIE AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF AND YOUR LIFE. You don't need a job. You don't need a home. You don't need love. You don't need therapy or antidepressants or anything else! Just spend ten bucks and see MONEYBALL!
This is another attempt to get this movie well over $100 million in the U.S.! It's all about the money, which so far Moneyball hasn't made. It's still in the red. And these people, pitt included, are desperate to bring it in as a money maker thinking that that will be the final nail for the Oscar voters: It's the magnificant pitt, it's a feel good movie, it's about baseball AND IT MADE MONEY AT THE U.S. BOXOFFICE!
Pictures all over the internet prove that pitt has a tiny dick. But the guy sure has a massive set of balls! There's nothing this pathetic fool won't do to sell himself and his movies and try for another grab at that Oscar his "acting" does not deserve.
PATHETIC. FAIL.
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The folks who know the truth aren't talking…. The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up! --Tom Waits
Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. --Thoreau
Holy Chumbawamba Batman!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
@ Spaz
I'm pretty sure this whole suicide prevention/Q&A session was a paid gig for the "struggling actor."
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I agree. Hey, no one wants to watch Brad Pitt and a weirdly emaciated Jonah Hill in a baseball movie BUT maybe if they think that doing so might save lives....
A skittles rainbow and a roaming gnome saved me from suicide.
TrueStory.
He saved paxes life too. Give that man a halo and some wings. It sounded scripted, they need better writers in Hollyweird. Poor soul didn't age well.
Proving once again that actors need scripts.
I actually don't mind StuPitt on this. He was caught off guard, and tried to give the guy a few kind words without, hopefully, initiating a stalker situation. That would be an awkward, oversharing moment for sure. And also a dangerous one, because you're dealing with an emotionally distraught person who takes your words seriously. He could have been a douche and said, "I'm an actor dude, get off my back." But, I think he handled it the best he could with his limited eloquence.
I feel sorry for the guy though. I would have waaaay too much shame to tell some big star that I'm a suicidal mess and only his movie made me feel a little better.
Genius words, really. But at the same time, I gotta say he was caught off guard, and for a struggling actor to hear that from one who makes 30 mil or so per film, it must have been a nice pep talk, though "hey, wanna be a paid extra in my next movie?" would have been more effective.
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"How to give yourself a golden shower medal: lay down face up, find a way to piss up into the air and turn around really fast so the golden shower lands on your nalgas. -MK
I agree with CandyPerfumeGirl. I am so sick of celebrities. Just because you have wealth does NOT mean you have intelligence. You are not suddenly smarter politically, ethically, etc., just because you have a few bucks. Please.
Just act, do your thing, and shut the hell up. No one cares.
And then he rambles off a list of his favourite movies...trying to tie in learning how to crack a safe with...what exactly? Not sure - it's so hard to hear. But...
Why doesn't he just say: Wow, dude. That's heavy. You know, I'm just an actor and I do my best to convey a bunch of emotions that a bunch of people have and if that got to you and gave you a new perspective somehow - then I'm honoured.
That's right, Brad. HONOURED. That's what you should be - not doling out advice about...suicide prevention movies? is that what he's doing? UGH!
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"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
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It really pisses me off when people who got it all, looks, health and wealth and fame and shitloads of money, walk around trying to 'enlighten' people with trite clichees and mantras about you should be ok with who you are or other kinds of wisecracks. What a fucking joke. He cheated on his wife to be with Morticia who is a total psycho, but a functioning psycho so it is ok I guess and he buys 10,000 dollar side tables for his chateau, one of his chateaus and mansions, in france and made a living off off his looks and killer abs. I dont need to hear from a privileged, sanctimonious, pretty boy like him who never did a hard day's work in his life about how hard life really is. Fuck him with a limp dick man.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Is there anything Brad Pitt can't do?
Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 4:23pm.
Is there anything Brad Pitt can't do?
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please Chuck Norris would've let dude commit suicide and then brought him back to life!
Brad Pitt ain't no Chuck Norris!!
You know, if I were going to off myself before watching a Brad Pitt movie, I wouldn't choose Moneyball...that was one of his better ones. I actually liked it.
That said, TrashyWilma is right on the money in that you can't just tell a person experiencing clinical depression to put on a happy face and cheer up. I've also experienced depression, which happily seems to be under control now--due to a combo of meds, an incredibly supportive family and friend network, a decent job that I don't bitch about ALL the time, and some other stuff that just came together at the right time and place.
But at its worst, there would be literally thoughts running through my head of "you're worthless! you're nothing!" I could tell myself until I was blue in the face that these thoughts were irrational, and deep down I knew that, but nothing could shake that "voice" that kept repeating itself over and over. Ugh. Never want to go back to that again. It does crop up from time to time but I have it mostly under control...I am lucky in that. Wilma, I hope you're doing OK now...hugz.
Anyway, I doubt this guy was saved by Brad's potsmokery speech, but whatever makes him feel better about life...I guess.
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I guess when hes not getting pegged by angie, he saves lives. Special.
In the words of Beverly Leslie from Will and Grace: “it’s not so pretty when it speaks.”
Submitted by citizenstrange on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 1:13pm.
Should have been called "LOSE MONEYball." ZING!
It is currently in 36th place on the 2011 box office chart just ($80k) ahead of "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never" and well behind ($7 million) "Zookeeper."
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I guess that esplains how this movies saves lives now all of a sudden.
♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
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Spoken like a man who's never dealt with clinical depression.
As somebody who's had very black days, it's more than just being sad. It's a total disconnect from everybody around you, loss of pleasure, and an inability to function because nothing matters. Add to it that everybody around you takes it personally, which makes you feel guilty. I understand why people kill themselves. Youre not in your body and you already feel dead. Telling somebody "chin up" is insulting.
Brad, go back to what you do best: smoke pot and make insufferably long films.
TWO DRINKS!?!??!?!? XOXOXOXO♥♥♥♥♥
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
For some reason, I don't think Brad has ever been as down as any ordinary-looking mortal. Exceptional-looking specimens have it much easier, and no one better try to tell me anything different.
Not this dirty double c**t-lapper AGAIN!
(my tourettes is acting up today)
LOL IG my ♥eth!!
The real secret to Bradley Pitt's Miracle making:
If you gently rub his taint with your lips in a counter-clockwise rotation three times, a Genie eeks out of his anus in a plume of smoke and grants you three wishes, but, that's not all! Then, three wise-men pop out of his bum and offer you treasure chests stuffed with gold, frankincense, and myrrh, and last but not least, a Leprechaun slides down a rainbow shooting out of Brad's bung-hole and hands you a winning lottery ticket.
Warning: If you do not do the aforementioned ritual just right, Angie-Jo will pop out of his ass and demand that you either spin Brad's ass hairs into gold or that you give her your firstborn child. The choice is yours. Choose carefully.
I'm sure I'm going straight to hell for one of those references.
*sigh*
Brad Pitt wants to make the world a better place???
MAKE IT RIGHT - retire.
Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:13pm.
I'm sorry if this has been said before since I haven't read all of the comments, but if he's a struggling actor, why didn't Saint Bradley offer him a role/job/opportunity on his next project? Saint Angie's a director, he owns a production company, sooo..
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I'm pretty sure this whole suicide prevention/Q&A session was a paid gig for the "struggling actor."
In my mind he will always be Tyler from The Fight Club....goodness now that was some fine fine work right there..yum!
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 1:06pm.
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AHAHAHA, Thweethas!! That whole quote ith making me lithp like a crathy perthon!! xo
Should have been called "LOSE MONEYball." ZING!
It is currently in 36th place on the 2011 box office chart just ($80k) ahead of "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never" and well behind ($7 million) "Zookeeper."
http://boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?yr=2011&p=.htm
lmao Thorny!! And the man embraceth the wisdom of Brad, and jumpeth from the tallest spire, and awaketh at a gate of the purest gold. And the crowd sayeth unto him, "Back of the line, loser."
And verily Brad did sayeth unto him "Thou shalt not be a loser in death as well as life, don't just talk about it, be about it"...So sayeth the Shepard..
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It's so cold in the D....
Submitted by Poopele on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 11:35am.
Amen to that!!
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Isn't that what any normal human being would have done? Try and tell said person that life is worth living? Damn, it is as though BP has become a "Saint" like his Baby Mama!!
...yeesh every time I see him lately he looks more and more just like this girl I used to work with...
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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...
And LO, Brad did layeth his hand upon the man, and the man DID burst forth in highlights and very white teeth, and proclaimeth his love for life, and Brad Pitt. Amen.
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2 drink - Hey girl! I didn't know you were a momma...congrats!!! ♥
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:24pm.
Think about it, if you really wanted to slip of this mortal coil...Wouldn't you do it before sitting through 90 mins of a BP movie. Why add to your misery..?
Suppose it's a good thing he didn't watch Tree of Life instead.
*meaningful silence on screen*
*BANG*
*more meaningful silence*
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:24pm.
Think about it, if you really wanted to slip of this mortal coil...Wouldn't you do it before sitting through 90 mins of a BP movie.
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I'd probably do it during, but not before I shot whoever talked me into going to it in the first place.
Two Drink has FB? And is friends wiff Jack?
HUH?
Two Drink - congrats on yer mini me!!! Time does fly! make every moment last!
Think about it, if you really wanted to slip of this mortal coil...Wouldn't you do it before sitting through 90 mins of a BP movie. Why add to your misery..?
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It's so cold in the D....
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:15pm.
THANK YOU! I'm so tired of all these bitches sitting in their cars thinking about offing themselves. Just toss your ass of a building, dipshit! Drive your prius into a lake!
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
I'm no expert on suicide HOWEVER I would think if some guy really wants to off himself he wouldn't be like "I'll do it!!! I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M GONNA DO THIS SHIT!!! right after I watch the new Brad Pitt movie"... ok.
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@IG...I'm a giver like that...
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It's so cold in the D....
Offing yourself isn't difficult. There's no lack of buildings to launch yourself from, traffic to jump in front of, bodies of water to throw yourself into. Telling someone that that you're gonna terminate yourself is code for "please listen to me"....
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It's so cold in the D....
Being shacked-up with The Living Saint® can lead to that sort of thing.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:00pm.
You just know Angie read about this and threw an absolute fit. "I'M the profound one in this relationship! The only profound words that come out are to come out of MY mouth, you aaaaaaaaasshole!"
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Said all the while she was stomping back and forth in her atelier, running a temperature of 114F and breastfeeding Maddox (yes, I know he's like 14 now) and on the phone with the UN!!
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While laughing at the Brangeloonies for being the utter gullible, trusting fools they are.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:03pm.
Mike,
You reminded me I need to watch some old Triumph the comic insult dog vids. My favorite will always be the Star Wars movie premier.
Ha! He needed to be at the last Twilight movie premiere.
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:02pm.
@IG...Diplomacy and PC have long since been struck from my vocabulary...
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Which is exactly why I ♥ you. You were the one who taught me how to do the ♥ thing in the first place way back when. :)
I'm sorry if this has been said before since I haven't read all of the comments, but if he's a struggling actor, why didn't Saint Bradley offer him a role/job/opportunity on his next project? Saint Angie's a director, he owns a production company, sooo..
Submitted by Meatblocks on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:10pm.
"Who is on the brink of suicide and then decides, well, I'll hold off until after (Moneyball)" ...
...and watches the flick and THEN winds his way into some Q&A forum WITH the actors ... (happens everytime i go see a flick ... and you?) ... and is given the media spotlight to say how the FUCKING LAME MOVIE saved his muthafucking life ...
~H O R S E ____ S H I T~
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♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
Hot Youtube Vid Description: "have something dumb to say ? comment and see if i give a dam !" by KayyRosee1
"Who is on the brink of suicide and then decides, well, I'll hold off until after (Moneyball)" ...
...and watches the flick and THEN winds his way into some Q&A forum WITH the actors ... (happens everytime i go see a flick ... and you?) ... and is given the media spotlight to say how the FUCKING LAME MOVIE saved his muthafucking life ...
~H O R S E ____ S H I T~
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 12:08pm.
M.E. - mini me is great. She's a talker. NO idea where that comes from. HA. She's 1 1/2 now. Time flies.
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I see her pics on FB... she is getting so big!
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