Open Post: Hosted By Nicki Minaj's Contoured To Hell Nose
The story goes that one night Geppetto carved a Fran Drescher figurine out of a Bronzer stick and then the MAC fairy floated in and brought it to life with drops of Lil' Kim's saliva before naming it Nicki Minaj. I know that story. So I am well aware that 98% of Nicki is made of whatever they put into foundation, but the shit she did to her nose last night was still uncalled for. Nicki is making Mr. Potato Head's nose look like something that was born from nature. That shit looks like it's made of zebrawood. When I look at a nose, I should not have the overwhelming urge to dust it with Pledge. I can't even fully hate on her uncooked Top Ramen noodle wig, because I'm too busy staring at that white skid mark on her nose.
Nicki is known for bringing the cunt on hos who fuck up her beauty, so her makeup artist better hide somewhere nobody goes (example: The Lil' Kim section of iTunes..... I don't mean that. "Not Tonight" is my spirit song).
Here's more of Nicki at last night's Billboard Women in Music Awards in NYC. Taylor Swift was also there looking like a substitute middle school choir teacher from Whoville.
Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:03am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:25pm.
*runs through thread in thong* ROCK ONNN;GNITE/GMORN!!!
*plastered onto floor; snores
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Guys, seriously, I did not post this. I was with new dude talking all night from like 7:30pm. Fuck you, to whomever hacked into this account.
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so, what you're saying is that i snapped some random ass hacker's thong?!... i feel so used, cheap, and dirty... relatively, that's how i usually feel, but now i can add kinda pissed to the list.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:25pm.
*runs through thread in thong* ROCK ONNN;GNITE/GMORN!!!
*plastered onto floor; snores
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Guys, seriously, I did not post this. I was with new dude talking all night from like 7:30pm. Fuck you, to whomever hacked into this account.
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
Is anyone here?
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
off to play in traffic, but before i go... for Stoney...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGE3ik6w1fs
best wishes, best luck, and you are loved by a lot of people here... as you can see by the response you got before this one.
see ya, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:25pm.
*runs through thread in thong* ROCK ONNN;GNITE/GMORN!!!
*plastered onto floor; snores
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well... that was an unexpected treat!
*snaps cappy's thong while she snores*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8_OerWWEQ4
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:25pm.
Not so fast, gorgeous.
*grabs you by the thong...snaps you back and plants a big kisseroo on your bella face*
Now you are free to go.
*runs through thread in thong* ROCK ONNN;GNITE/GMORN!!!
*plastered onto floor; snores
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
*doesn't read thread because of importance of news*...
...yep, guess who just got hit on at the local store by a woman that couldn't have been older than twenty/twenty two?...*motions thumb, pointing towards chest*... uh huh!... oh yeah, ladies, i've still got the goods!LOL!... i know... she was probably selling something, right?... still... felt good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ4S-UiNmzo
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 11:17am.
Just admit it, angel_i! You're just jealous of the divine Miss Ocean Shores because you were the runner up. Why won't you let Courtney be, uhm, delizardous?
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Well...she IS a lot more slithery than I am and that's hard to handle some days. It's true:(
♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
Hot Youtube Vid Description: "have something dumb to say ? comment and see if i give a dam !" by KayyRosee1
Proud to be on the hell no to Facebook team.
I cannot list you all individually right now bc i am trying to enjoy my time with my fiance while he is still here but thank you so much for your support. I love you all very much.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I need to take Courtney to church with me. We had communion today. The only thing rising was guilt
I'm not on FB as myself, but have a "dummy" account in order to look at relative's and friend's pics and basic news. Usually only check it once a week at most. Can't believe the people who play games or update every hour. Of course, others would wonder why I try to check the D every day!
No Facebook for me either... ever!! Amen! Looking at Nicki's nose makes me realize what low self esteem she must have. :( Sad.
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www.dungeonhordes.com
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oh my gawd the viggo article swoooooon
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Submitted by mudtutle on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by mudtutle on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 3:09pm.
Sorry, I'm still one of those losers who won't join Facebook.
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*stands with Muddy*
Loser? Present!
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SOLIDARITY!!
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*stomps foot and thumps chest*
Ow.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Dammit, PSL. We keep missing one another. I'll check back later.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by mudtutle on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 3:09pm.
Sorry, I'm still one of those losers who won't join Facebook.
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*stands with Muddy*
Loser? Present!
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SOLIDARITY!!
Thank you for posting that Viggo article in the NYT. God, he is so hot!!!!
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 3:22pm.
The hottest thing about Viggo is that he was married to Exene Cervenka and they have a kid together.
And that apparently he doesn't ome through with his child support wipes out the hott.
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I read that his ex sued him in 2004 for an increase in child support payments (he was paying $3K, and she was demanding $18K per month, once his movie career took off after LOTR). I can't find anything that says he wasn't complying with his child support payments, though. His ex simply wanted a bigger cut of his income.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Submitted by mudtutle on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 3:09pm.
Sorry, I'm still one of those losers who won't join Facebook.
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*stands with Muddy*
Loser? Present!
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
The hottest thing about Viggo is that he was married to Exene Cervenka and they have a kid together.
And that apparently he doesn't ome through with his child support wipes out the hott.
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The Americas - Occupied since 1492.
muddy, I left last night, and my Man will be here in a few minutes....how is the situation with your brother? *hopes to get an answer quickly*
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Forget your troubles, come on get happy
You better chase all your cares away
Hang in there Stoney. It will all work out. Just be patient and think positive. You'll find a way to make it work for all of you. :)
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Forget your troubles, come on get happy
You better chase all your cares away
Stoney, I'd be more than glad to give you my email or cell number if you ever need to talk or text and just vent.
Sorry, I'm still one of those losers who won't join Facebook.
Stoney,
I am sorry about what you are going through. I hope you will find comfort in the coming weeks from the love and respect you are showing your Mom. Even if no one says it, I'm sure everyone in your family appreciates your dedication and hard-work.
Hang in there,
TVAngie
You can't pray a lie.
Mark Twain
I feel ya stoney. I was sole carer for my nanna (alzheimers) for I won't bother saying how long. Did I already say that?
In the morning things usually look better, Stoney. I sincerely hope that's the case for you. If it's any consolation, I know what it feels like to get stuck on the problems of a near and dear, to long for freedom and to feel guilty just thinking about it. Because of how I feel now, I made a firm resolution to never involve my kid in any problems I may encounter as I get older. I'd sooner leave this world.
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
Stoney,
Just read about your situation. Positive thoughts and vibes to you and your mother.
Happy Sunday to you M.E. Have fun tree shopping!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
♥ Stoney.
I'm here if you need someone to vent to!
Happy Sunday everyone!
Waiting for the kids to get home from Grandma's then we're going to go get our tree!
(((Stoney)))
Thank you so much for the kind words, everyone. I really appreciate my friends here. I had a rough night last night.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
hahhaaaa *wheeeze* ahhhhhaaa. Lovely shots.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2069733/Real-Housewives-Of-...
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 12:32pm.
Courtney Stodden doesn't sound like she has two brain cells to rub together, so I'm thinking her professional Twitter handler has an uncanny talent for alliteration.
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If you rubbed her legs together, what would happen? The air between her ears would combust and pop that sucker right off her neck. KA-BLOOM!
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 12:32pm.
Courtney Stodden doesn't sound like she has two brain cells to rub together, so I'm thinking her professional Twitter handler has an uncanny talent for alliteration.
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I had to go check out her Twitter page, and considering the lack of misspelled words and all that damn alliteration, you have to be right about her having a handler .
Come on you Dlisted hos, one of you smart asses has to be her Twitter ghost writer...
(((HUGS)))to Stoney.
LOL @ "uncooked Top Ramen noodle wig"
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
"Had such a heavenly Sunday at church. I could feel Jesus rising up in me, pulsating my very spirit until my Jingle balls jangled juicily."
This reminds me of when Cartman decided to start a Christian rock band and just replaced the word "baby" with "Jesus".
"The Body of Christ! O, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own! You're one time, two times, three times my Savior...Whenever I see Jesus up on that Cross I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot..."
Courtney Stodden doesn't sound like she has two brain cells to rub together, so I'm thinking her professional Twitter handler has an uncanny talent for alliteration.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
We actually just got back from church (very late today) and just the thought of Cuntry Stodden trying to even walk into out church dressed like she does, makes me giggle. No way.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 11:39am.
"He also has, for what it’s worth, one of the strangest and unsexiest laughs in America: a kind of abrupt, feminine cackle that is liable to make you jump if you’re not expecting it."
Uhm. How do we feel about that part of Viggo?
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Doesn't matter, I know what he sounds like during those really important moments. And he doesn't cackle. Trust.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 9:20am.
Happy Sunday, sluts. I hope you're being as good and Christian as Courtney Stodden at church this past Sunday (from Twitter):
"Had such a heavenly Sunday at church. I could feel Jesus rising up in me, pulsating my very
spirit until my Jingle balls jangled juicily."
Please tell me you are shitting me. PLEASE.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I stand corrected, BY.
Photo 6 is definitely moisture bringing.
Submitted by Darth Stoner on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 11:29am.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 11:26am.
He looks kind of 'special' on that cover. No offense meant but I've seen him look better.
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You are nothing short of bananas.
I am "working" at Starbucks right now and someone left the magazine behind. I scooped that shit up fast. He is looking at me, saying, "Bjork You, are you still mad at me? I'm sorry, baby, let me make it better." In photo 6, he's like, "I told you I'd make it all better."
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Viggo is like my new dude; both need to shaddap and just do me.
Ugh, okay I got to keep it rill and get some laundry and junk done. Wine/Virgin Daquiris later, all?
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
"He also has, for what it’s worth, one of the strangest and unsexiest laughs in America: a kind of abrupt, feminine cackle that is liable to make you jump if you’re not expecting it."
Uhm. How do we feel about that part of Viggo?
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 11:26am.
Has anyone seen the cover of this Sunday's NYT magazine? Swoon, Viggo Mortenson is on the cover.
http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/tag/viggo-mortensen/
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What a beautiful man. I nearly died looking at the 6th one... *swoon*
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
'Scrumptious' comes to mind, Bjork.
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 11:26am.
He looks kind of 'special' on that cover. No offense meant but I've seen him look better.