England's Finest Rose Is Looking Fresher Than Ever
It's been 51 days since my last post about Jodie "The Body" Marsh and that's 51 days too many without gazing at her pinched penis nose and her "fried not baked" ripple tits. The angel of the globe brought her beauty to the The Global Angel Awards in London last night and showed everyone what a Claymation Jenna Jameson would look like if it was beat in the face with a Claymation Sandra Bullock. The answer is the definition of natural gorgeousness.
Jodie sets the beauty trends (OBVIOUSLY!), so soon we'll all be visiting our Craigslist plastic surgeons to give us a melted spade nose and chichis that look like silicone sacks are trying to hatch out of them. If Shrunken Head Guy from Beetlejuice got a makeover on The Swan, this is what it would look like. I swear, Jodie's nose looks like a game of Jenga. I could just scream JENGA!!! at it over and over again while swatting at the hair curtain covering half of her face. Absolute perfection.
Those bangs she is trying to hide behind are screaming "Don't look at me I'm ugly!"
She sorta kinda looks like Robin Anton.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Is that a prosthetic nose tip?
omg i'm so scared. Hold Me.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
if you love hot chicks with tattoss as much as we do.. check out the femme fatale at http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/
She looks like my Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That NOSE!
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Um, the neck sitch.
is that an adam's apple, a tumor, or a very bad zit/boil? discuss.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
actually it's the neck hollow, it just highlighted weird...
I think if she turned the wig 180 she would look so frikkin HAWT!!!!
...and wore a burqa too
Can someone explain to me why she's rocking the car-accident bangs? Please tell me those aren't "in."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
i believe jodie orders that wig from this page...
http://www.wigs.com/index.php?cPath=1&filter_list=f_long_lengths
she probab;y saw vivica fox's wig game and said "i must have it".....
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Some fat kid's gonna pull that crispy chicken skin off her face!
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 5:51am.
That wig is beggin' to be snatched!
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HA!!!!! :)
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
That wig is beggin' to be snatched!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Her Tattoos were obviously done by a drunken monkey.
so this is what I get. fifteen little minutes before I have to wake up his highness to get ready for school, nice hot cup of coffee, smoke, jefferson starship on the tunes, and this mess.
THANKS MK. lol, JK.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Oops! Just saw that Hekki had the same description....GMTA
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Her arm looks like shit I used to doodle on the paper bag book covers from my texts in Jr High.
Imagine waking up with a hang over and having that arm wrapped around you.
Coyote Ugly by Proxy. You chew off HER arm to get away
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
She totally looks like a melting Sandra B when she wore that huge godawful wig with bangs to the Oscars or somewhere.
It's hard to find pictures of her from back in the day, but she really was pretty before she started messing with herself (the nosejob was done at 15)in recent years.
http://www.pcdesktopwallpaper.com/wallpapers-celebrities/Jodie-Marsh-002...
Skanky and deluded, but pretty.
What came first, the fug or the tattoos. One usually follows the other.
who the fuck keeps telling this skank bitch that she's hot? i would really like to see the kind of guy that thinks so, just because i like to torture myself.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Her tatt looks like is made up of all her favorite things. I don't see any dumbbells, or
protein bars though.
My favorite things tatt would have an owl, a cat, a sword, paisleys, Cap'n Crunch, roller skates, sunflowers, snowflakes, a moon....
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 11:17pm.
Robin Antin is also scary ugly, but in a slightly different way.
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Co-sign! She was painful to watch on So you think you can dance (I think it was there I saw her last). Ugh and some say she's sexy/beautiful/whatever. Barf!
Jodi's face looks painful, too, like it hurts to smile.
angel_i on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 11:31pm.
Personally, I think those bangs could be a few inches longer.
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Cousin It perhaps?
Goodnight cyberspace people. I have a hectic schedule to deal with soon and I need my coma time.
Personally, I think those bangs could be a few inches longer.
♥ Threadkilla!
"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
Angelic, Bad Girls Club Season 7
Hot Youtube Vid Description: "have something dumb to say ? comment and see if i give a dam !" by KayyRosee1
Robin Antin is also scary ugly, but in a slightly different way.
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Until you've seen this trash can dream come true
You stand at the edge while people run you through
And I thank the Lord there's people out there like you
-Elton John
oh dear that nose! I've been so sick all day, totally ruined the family's plans for today.... And I have to start work at 6:00 so thanks for the martini LaChayo.
Are we sure that's not Robin Antin?
Kodie Karmarshian
Submitted by mudtutle on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:07pm.
Pain meds are highly addictive. My husband battled with his addiction to mixing alcohol & Vicodin. That combination turned him into a monster.
He's a totally different (and better) person now but it took a LOT of ugliness to get him through his addiction.
It's crazy that people get up in arms about pot which is a natural substance but allow doctors to prescribe all kinds of toxic, mind-altering chemicals that are highly addictive and can ruin a person's life/marriage/family.
Glad to hear your bro is okay. The withdrawals are the worst for the first seven days and after that it is usually smooth sailing and only the 'mental addiction' to get over.
Best wishes.
That has to be a wig.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:32pm.
there really is no better way to feel welcome than "a special booty wiggle"... it should be the way countries solve wars, in my opinion!
OT: i don't care!... i just got "wiggled" by LaChaylo"!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
For those wondering- she had her nose reconstructed as a kid, it was shattered in an accident of some sort and the edge/ridge part on the end is basically a "frame". She's talked about it a bit before since everyone always bags on her nose. But yeah, she's still... Jodie Harsh.
*passes around shrimp cocktails and martinis*
Hey slores!
Muddy, I hope your paper is going well! Good vibes for your brother.
Hiya Bjorkie & Cappy!!
ESE, love, a special booty wiggle to you!
muddy, he is safe now, and that is the most important part. Now he can take care of his health issues and heal. I am happy to know you know his whereabouts. I have been thinking about you, and hoping he is safe.
Does he KNOW what a colostomy bag involves? Show him pictures. He'll go to the hospital.
*HUGS*
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Until you've seen this trash can dream come true
You stand at the edge while people run you through
And I thank the Lord there's people out there like you
-Elton John
EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:21pm.
I ponder ALMOST everything at least once. Which, I s'pose makes me an official pervert.
*masterfully changes channels with firm thighs*
Get Serious on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:17pm.
LOL! It's like she let three stoned, angsty tweens scribble-art on her arm one night when she was passed out.
Can you imagine waking up to permanent doodles on your arm after a night of hard boozin' and blackouts?
Submitted by Gday on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:19pm.
EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:14pm.
how did that nose come about?
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Are you suggesting that thing can ejaculate?
BOOGER SPOOGE! Everybody duck!
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well, i hadn't thought that far(yet!)but... yeah, that can be included in the pondering!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
So, Jodie looks fine here except the nose. Minaj curse, anyone?? LEAVE THE NOSE ALONE FFS. ugh
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 10:14pm.
how did that nose come about?
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Are you suggesting that thing can ejaculate?
BOOGER SPOOGE! Everybody duck!
What's wrong with her nose? It looks majorly fucked up. And, those tattoos look absolutely stupid. However, unlike the crackie from cracktown, at least she didn't get color to them, so she can get them removed if she wants...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
how did that nose come about?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Bjork, you and your shrimp.
*smh*
NO, I have not yet finished my paper yet. I just cannot summon the words. I've got til Wednesday...yeah, plenty of time.
Mud, I am eating a steak sandwich, but my shrimp awaits me!
Did you finish that paper?
I'd rather look at that Joycelyn Wildenstein's are whatever it's name's face.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
PSL...Haaaaay!
Ok, here goes: I finally got to my mom's house to see him Saturday night. He is way too thin but he looks better than I expected. He isn't addicted to heroin (Thank God) but he is addicted to pain pills. He went to the ER last week and it turns out he has been self-medicating (or trying to) for the last threeish years because five inches of his lower intestine are severely inflamed and infected. The doctor who saw him actually had the same medical issue and said that it is beyond painful. He says my brother will have to have surgery to repair the issue, or will end up having to wear and use a colostomy. They wanted to admit him (he got a bag of IV fluids cause he was seriously dehydrated) and keep him for about a week so they could get started, but he didn't stay, which is troubling. I don't know when he plans to go back. My mom begged him to stay, so I don't know where it's going to go from here.
*whew*
I have been trying not to worry so much since he is actually safe and back home, but I'm still just as worried because he needs help, asap.
Thanks for caring enough to ask ♥
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 9:56pm.
Gday: Robin Byrd is a woman I swear. Her show is STILL ON. It's on right now as I type this.
She is a kookachoo who hosts a show for strippers - amateurs and pros alike. All kinds of weirdos. But she has a big heart and everyone loves her. She should be Hot Slut one day.
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Awhile back I wrote to MK about her saying that she should be Hot Slut! It's all reruns now, that old spider bikini and blue cowboy boots quit that bitch ages ago.
"Just remember, you always have me, Robyn Bird..."
"Baby let me bang your box.."
I remember the days of "Midnight Blue," preceded by the Sandy Kane show.
akpetmom on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 9:59pm.
Why is she hiding her brows with those crazy bangs?
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I don't think it's her eyebrows she's trying to hide.
SNOZZberries
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 9:56pm.
Wow. I did not know that! Cool. I'm really behind on stuff like that because I hardly watch much telly any longer.
You didn't answer me though...
Was the Robin in the picture I googled the one you were referencing?
Not being bitchy...just curious now!