A Picture Of Shaun White's Ginger Crotch Bush Is Coming Soon
When I was in high school, one of my friends would screw around with her ginger twat of a boyfriend almost every day after class at her house. That's the set up. So one day I was lying on her bed and my eyes caught a glimmery pile of what I thought was orange thread, but it was actually her dude's pubes scattered on her top sheet. The first line that came out of my mouth was something like, "Clean that shit up, you nasty whore." She looked at me seriously and said, "I like to sleep on top of his red pubes at night. It makes me feel close to him." I mean... If Romeo was a ginge, Shakespeare would've made Juliet recite that line to her nurse. So now whenever I think of pubes of fire, I think of my high school friend spooning a pile of them in her bed, which leads me to this story about Olympic-winning snowboarder Shaun White....
TMZ says that in the near future you might get a few pieces of Shaun White's naked ass body, because someone is trying to sell pictures of him to the highest bidder. The pictures were apparently taken at a party back in 2009. In one picture, Shaun is completely clothed and making out with some chick. In a second picture, Shaun and the chick are naked and hugging on top of a bed. TMZ has seen the pictures and want you to know that yes, Shaun's also got a wild red fern growing out of his crotch. The carpet matches the drapes.
Shaun White looks like the love child of my two favorite things on this planet (Carrot Top and Night Mare from Casper), so of course I want to eat these pictures with my eyes. I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron and I bet his ass looks like tiny people carrying torches up a snowy mountain cap. Yes, I bet his ass hairs are legendary! Stick a thermometer in me, because I'm already getting the fevah!
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MK, please. You would never tell anybody to clean up ginger pubes. You were totally rolling around in them yourself. And you smuggled a handful home in your pocket for later.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
NOM NOM
I'm not normally one to find gingers attractive, but Shaun White is cute. Him and Max Colins from the band Eve 6 are the only Ging's that make me tingle in places that should not tingle due to the redheaded folk.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron and I bet his ass looks like tiny people carrying torches up a snowy mountain cap. Yes, I bet his ass hairs are legendary! Stick a thermometer in me, because I'm already getting the fevah!
Oh my GOD Mikey you make me laugh so much.
Are you writing a book? Because you should.
"The carpet matches the drapes." Lmfao and no doubt. I too have a soft spot for the gingers.
Whatever. Carrot Top you are not, poseur!
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
What's he doing with a chick? I thought he was gay. No self-respecting straight guy would wear white pants and he certainly wouldn't wear pants as tight as the ones in the pic. Shaun is gay!
Just want to see from the neck down and see if the fire crotch is adequately stuffed...for science...yeah, science.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 2:10pm.
I do... obviously NSFW (don't judge)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ea950a6625
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I realize I am late to the party here (what? I had a class to teach!), but...
JACK WHAT THE FUCK?
this post just made my day. hucking filarious.
Too tired to read back so I apologize in advance if I'm repeating, but I seriously thought that was Paz before reading MK's post.
Scary and ugly - no bueno.
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
i've said it om here before...i think the firecrotchey shaun white is kinda hot...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Co-sign with everything Michael K wrote. I think Shaun White is a fiery crotch furnace of hotness.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
This guy is butt ugly. He should have kept his pubes under the covers.
Yes please!
I'm either insane, ovulating, or both, but I so would.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I would.
Yes, I know he is probably a douche. Don't you judge me!
Oh hell yes!
I would. And would, and would. The red hair plus the 70s Leif Garrett thing kinda push my buttons. What? I'm a sick fuck.
I don't know, he kinda reminds of the guy from the movie "Mask"
“You're so unpleasant even I'm impressed. Do you visit orphanages to explain there's no Santa?”
Emma Grace Frost
If he were a woman, it would've already been released.
I'm no ginge fiend but I wanna see DICK, let's SEE some DICK.
He's sexy. I do not want though.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 2:10pm.
I do... obviously NSFW (don't judge)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ea950a6625
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I am speechless...it's so sad. I am not even sure he is really male. You can't tell by looking at it.
Now that needs SUPER STRENGTH Miracle-Gro.
"his ass looks like tiny people carrying torches up a snowy mountain cap." - MK
I think he looks so cute there! LOVE long haired boys. *runs away*
EEG or the big brother from 8 is enough lol
@Whamo- it's VERY slow.
Maybe it's just me, but it seems like there's been a push to make red hair "happen" lately. I've noticed it outside of dlisted, too. I'm not having it. It's just a hair color.
Awww, I like Shaun, but I sure as shit don't wanna see him naked.
dude is the love child of robert plant & trace cyrus. no no no.
and please leave the tighty whitey jeans to the 70s rockstars, kid.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 2:17pm.
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Hey I didn't mean it like THAT!
I'd never throw you under the bus doggie:)
*rejoices*
I'm ONLY interested in seeing the pubes btw. I'm not THAT big a pervert!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
THIS SIGHT IS SO SLOW TODAY!!
Anyone else having this problem or is it just me?
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 2:07pm.
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I'll plead temporary insanity!
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Gee thanks, Whamo. Way to build my self esteem! :-(
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*punches Jack in the crotch bone for that video*
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Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 2:10pm.
Jeesuz, that video was just sad. And I think it was safe for work, because there was absolutely nothing to see. Poor dudes.
The camera certainly didn't need a long lens, that guy has camel toe.
Eh no. On the list of People I Want To See Naked, he's somewhere around #75023, above Dr. Phil, but below Jack Skellington.
As much as I love the ginges, this one does nothing for me. Now THIS... SWOON!!!
http://www.thatsonyourteam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/nerd.bmp
OK so I dun fucked me a ginge dude. They are definitely something you do in the dark cause the light of day makes them *glow*.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5i0bgF3Qo0&feature=related
And I wouldn't fuck SW with ESE's strapon!
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When somebody brands you as a cunt, you thank them since that's better than getting knighted by the queen herself.~MK 8/15/11
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 2:07pm.
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I'll plead temporary insanity!
He's not doable, but I don't find him THAT ugly.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 1:47pm.
Naked pics are overrated. Everyone has em.
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I don't.
*side-eyes Whamo*
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I was referring to celebrities, althelete's. Not so much us regular ho's. But I'm sure some of us have them too
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I do... obviously NSFW (don't judge)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ea950a6625
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
"his ass looks like tiny people carrying torches up a snowy mountain cap." Too funny! I found my Cxmas siggy.
As for this dude, thanks but no thanks...I have never been into horse porn.
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That peen needs some Miracle-Gro! - Bwhit19964
JLO must be using his entire body as an anal plug - Hellraiser
Why oh why can't Prince Hot Ginge get a raging case of the photographed nekkids?!?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Whamo, you do realize if IF comes in here and reads these threads, you and I are deader than BloHan's career, right?
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Flying tomato peen? No thanks, I just ate.
That is the ugliest guy ever. With his long face he kind of bears a resemblance to Trace Cyrus. Ugh!
Hook 'em both to a plow.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 1:53pm.
I don't.
*side-eyes Whamo*
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CAn you kill fire with fire cause if so KILL IT
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
He is so unattractive. i will pass on this one, thankyouverymuch.
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On my welcome screen there was a link to Courtney Stodden's anti-bullying PSA on youtube. It was pure gold, in fact her whole channel is.