What In Leprechaun Snuggie Hell Is LeAnn Rimes Wearing?
In the cafeteria of an Irish retirement home somewhere, a table is missing its cloth...
LeAnn Rimes and high fashion go together like Eddie Cibrian and monogamy, but that didn't stop her from trying to look avant-garde at last night's benefit for The Trevor Project in L.A. last night. LeAnn's jockey needs to lead her back to her stable to feed on a clue, because this look will never be the look on her. LeAnn looks like a parched watercolor pony wearing an oversized cape and those shoes should only be worn by the gothic carriage horses of the evil queen in a Tim Burton movie.
LeAnn wore this green vomit mess for one of three reasons:
1. Thirsty bitch needs more attention and is trying to give birth to pregnancy rumors.
2. LeAnn accidentally swallowed the lime seed she sucks on for dinner and it made her feel like a bloated fat fuck, so she covered up.
3. LeAnn wanted Eddie's pinched eyes to sparkle something extra so she wore his favorite color: the color of cash.
I'm going with #3.
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In the last thumb she looks like a smug laughing hyena.
Sweetas...Ikr on the shoes? Gagaesque.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Oops. I meant: Dog, word.
She looks a little healthier now. Why isn't she pregnant yet? I figured a baby girl to torture Brandi with would be the first order of business after her marriage.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
If she and Eddie procreated, that child would be so squinty. Not even Asians are as squinty as these hoes.
She's doing the I'm preggers & just threw up look. With an added...doncha see my roots...thrown in for good measure.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
It should be noted that in the squintiness competition, Zellweger does have an inborn advantage (she's part Sami).
lolol guest!!
When your arms and legs are really really thin, tent is never the look. Look at that smug face, she actually thinks she's hot. With those shoes. smh
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! Hold up, y'all!!!
Look at it worn by the actual designer:
http://ninistyle.net/2011/11/23/cirle-in-green/
How does it look so...different on her?
Not necessarily "better," just...different...
EDIT: And if you look at the top of the page, I think we can see where she got the "inspiration" for the shoes, as well.
The shoes look really stupid, too.
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 12:26pm
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Submitted by Datura on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 12:31pm.
In a surprise upset, Taylor Swift takes the title. A new champion is born!
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I forgot about TS very interesting, Swift is indeed squinty but does she take the title??? We may have to have a recount, lol! :)
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 12:31pm.
In a surprise upset, Taylor Swift takes the title. A new champion is born!
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I LOVE AN UNDERDOG STORY!!! LMAO
Of course, the ESCANDALO of the whole competition was Courtney Stodden's shocking disqualification when it was discovered that her squint was "boosted" by a cocktail of meth smoke and old man jizz to the eyes.
he hasn't left her yet?
M.E. I was gonna comment on her roots too, WTF? she can't afford to get them done till payday?
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But baby it's all in your mind
Don't worry, hold on tight and hear me when I say
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They are starting to look alike real bad.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drank. Bwha. *slaps knee*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 12:24pm.
I wonder who would rate higher on the "squint meter" her or Renee Zellweger?
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They should be a SQUINT OFF! Because really, there can only be one true squinter to out squint them all.
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In a surprise upset, Taylor Swift takes the title. A new champion is born!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 12:22pm.
When the fuck did she turn asian?
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Since she seems to love and cater to the attention parade- my guess is she's doing this for the "omg is she pregnant?" attention
When Eddie dumps her someday and he will-epic meltdown time
Damn, she really looks like hell.
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Youre all just jellis cuz her 4 ingredient diet has her looking so awesome she makes a blanket look stylish!
Lol. She is so dehydrated. Drink something!!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I HATE her type. The really ugly girl who gets the cute guy and acts all smug about it. Has this entitled attitude of "Look what I got and you don't." In this case it's just temporary and she better realize that. Honey, he cheated on his wife with you so what makes you think he won't cheat on you with someone else?
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Word.
Nice dark roots. Please don't tell me this is in attempt to have a baby friend all her own.
HAHAHAHAHAA omg this can't be real. Was she going into surgery?? Hahahaha what a godawful pic.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 12:24pm.
I wonder who would rate higher on the "squint meter" her or Renee Zellweger?
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They should be a SQUINT OFF! Because really, there can only be one true squinter to out squint them all.
Those shoes look like oldy-timey lamp shades from a 1850s brothel. She looks a zillion years old in the face, poor thing.
My God, she is so f*cking ugly.
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WOW, that has to be one of THE ugliest things I've seen anyone wear! I wouldn't let my GF out of the house wearing that disaster let alone a red carpet event.
I wonder who would rate higher on the "squint meter" her or Renee Zellweger?
It's a SLANKET!!
When the fuck did she turn asian?
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I can't stand this insecure bitch and her smarmy husband. She annoys me more than others, for whatever reason.
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Douchechill!
Amazingly this bitch can make even Eddie Cibrian look bad.
Forget about her attire. What the fuck is with that look on her face?