But Did He Call The Flight Attendant A Thoughtless Little Pig?
People sitting in and around the business class section of an American Airlines flight leaving from LAX today got a beautiful gift in the form of watching Alec Baldwin getting shown the exit door on the plane for playing Words with Friends on his iPad. Alec Tweeted that the flight attendant lit their tongue on fire and then poke at his b-hole as he ran off the plane. Alec then went on to declare that he and American Airlines are fucking done professionally (and personally):
#theresalwaysunitedBut, oddly, 30 Rock plays inflight on American. #theresalwaysunited
United Airlines should buy Words With Friends.
Now on the 3 o'clock American flight. The flight attendants already look.....smarter.
#theresalwaysunited Last flight w American. Where retired Catholic school gym teachers from the 1950's find jobs as flight attendants.
The former COO of MTV Michael J. Wolf was also Tweeting about this as it was happen. So there's an image to carry you to the dinner table. An old butch flight attendant with a ginger fro barking up Alec Baldwin's b-hole while Michael J. Fox's uncle watched.
Getting kicked off a plane for playing Words with Friends makes zero sense, but when you throw Alec Baldwin's name into it, it suddenly makes so much sense.
Uh, they tell everyone to turn off electronics. Why does he think he's an exception to that rule? And why is he playing childish word games anyway? This stuffed pig acts like a 2 year old baby.
American Airlines is the worst! Nothing but thoughtless assholes on a power trip. I loves me some Alec!
I did not understand a word of this post and I refuse to do research due to disliking Alec Baldwin anyways.
Aww...it's so cute when Alec throws his little bitchfits!
Maybe he just needed a manpon?
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_Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 3:52am.
I bet if American had announced "we're returning to the gate because a celebrity won't turn off his electronics so we can legally take off and Mr. Baldwin will be escorted off the plane by the authorities" there would have been cheers.
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I couldn't have said it any better. You nailed it!
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shut up, alec baldwin! seriously, just shut up. deal with this like a grown man and don't assault twitter with your nonsense. what am i talking about...twitter is only for nonsense.
speaking of bluetooths, we got my grandmother a hearing aid that looks like one and it's ultra-hilarious. this 88 year old woman sitting there with a bluetooth, ready to take/make important calls. a riot.
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As much as the airline industry could use some major overhaul, he's still an entitled asshole. His temper tantrum after being told something he didn't like is childish and stupid and takes any credibility out of his complaint.
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what's the common denominator in all these 'incidents' that you tweet? Look in the mirror you bloated alkee asswipe.
Can't stand him.. can you tell?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 6:22pm.
I also hate idiots talking loud on their Bluetooths! OMG! You can't hold a phone that weighs a few ounces up to your ear for a few minutes? UGH!
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it's a good thing he had an iPad for this extreme male PMS moment....
i agree some flight attendants have been smelling too much of themselves lately...but i also believe alec baldwin is a cranky man...
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Team Alec!
I'm with him on this one. Since 9/11, flight attendants have enormous power to wield and be the major assholes they have been dying to be since decades. They make no money, so now they want to act all high and mighty now that they can kick anyone off a flight for just about anything!
I fly all the time and I have noticed that before, if flight attendants did not like a passenger, you'd never know it. Nowadays? These bitches smirk and grimace right in front of your face and dare you to call them on it!
I say we should have a National Slap a Flight Attendant Day!
I'm sure Zsa Zsa would sponsor this shit!
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I'm with Baldwin on this one. Flight attendants are major d*cks these days. They are usually on a power trip and decided things on the spot just because they can. Without any contact with the pilot they'll allow phones one second and not the next. If you have it out they'll practically scream at you. Same with that one inch the seat reclines. They need you to move it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. They're impolite and most of their commands are impromptu and lack logic.
We as as society are really learning to take BS from "authority" just because everyone else does. TSA these days is ridiculous and rude. Everyone hates it but hey, do exactly what they tell you to, right? It's as if anything official gets a pass for being total a*sholes and that's what most flight attendants are today. So no, people don't need to just STFU and do what they're told. I'm not saying you should be a nut job and make a scene but questioning why you're being yelled at for something seemingly silly isn't wrong.
Look, flight attendants ('stews', to me) have gotten wayyyyy too aggressive lately. My own family member was horrendously treated by one on a recent flight...just awful!! Can't go into details but trust me... So while some on D Listed may lose patience with Baldwin, and while the occasional stew may have saved a life or 3, suddenly they've become more ferocious and powerful than ever before. You'll see when they turn on you:(((
I'm in Paris and on the Metro yesterday it was jam packed and some young thug with ear phones plugged in was sitting in a seat leaning into the aisle head down pretending to be asleep not allowing people to pass and some little French lady, must have seen 80 in the rear view mirror, walked up and smacked him in the head with her purse so she could get by.
I bet if American had announced "we're returning to the gate because a celebrity won't turn off his electronics so we can legally take off and Mr. Baldwin will be escorted off the plane by the authorities" there would have been cheers.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:37am.
Any celebrity stories to tell?
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Bjork....more than TMZ, RabiesOnLine, X17 and maybe even the illustrious Michael can account for. That being said....I do have a few confidentiality agreements floating around out there.
I have commented on a few things here....but seemed to get dismissed as I am not a "local". You are a tough crowd to infiltrate.
That being said....I have to say with all of you and MK...this is my favorite site to visit and read the comments! You are all brilliant (no smoke blowing up your ass...and I know of a few of you that like things blown up your ass!! :-)
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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Nobody ever sat on a runway for more than 4 minutes. You were on a ramp, taxiway, or pad.
They were not at the gate, as douchey mcgee thought they were since the tweeter said they "had to return to the gate."
I guarantee if you were facing delays of more than 30 minutes from taxi to takeoff, the flight grew granted permission to use electronics.
thanks to passengers, nobody gets to sit anywhere for more than 3 hours now. it means going back to the gate, refueling, letting people off, and getting back in line even if you were next for departure. Yippee.
i love my smartphone but a. i bought a cheap one b. i take good care of it c. i pay very little prepaid for it and 4. I DONT ACT LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHEN I'M ON IT
i dont talk in public places. i only text at the grocery store when they are out of something husband wanted, or if i'm waiting somewhere bored out of my mind. there are unspoken courtesy rules that go right out the fucking window when someone has a stupid phone in their hand!
with that said, people that pay a fuckton for smartphones but dont utilize confuse me. am i supposed to be impressed by your $300 phone that does the same shit mine does? because, fancy arm waving and all, im not.
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Let's see, he has anger management issues with his daughter, Starbucks' baristas & flight attendants.
Aren't all Baldwins jerks?.. now that I think about it.
Submitted by LA me on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:30am.
In defense of my cell phone and bluetooth...these are a necessity with my job. I am a Chauffeur in LA and my car IS my office. I have no fucking idea how drivers knew when to pick up their client after meetings/dinner/concerts (don't even get me started with award events...fucking things are nightmares even with a cell phone).
Its also nice to be able to check out the D while trapped in parking lot waiting for the client for 4 hours!
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Any celebrity stories to tell?
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:50pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 8:10pm.
The fuck is he talking about? Siddown, gramps and do as you're told!
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AGEIST REPORTED!!!!!
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TWICE?! Camon - I love Alec as much as the next girl (she knows who she is:) but if he wants to go on like a grumpy old man then I'ma treat him like one! Plus I know he'd only respect me more for it. Alec Baldwin's respect is important to me. I'm hoping to get invited to a Baldwin Family dinner someday:)
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I want to sit between Stephen and Danny.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 8:23pm.
But I hate when people act like they can't live without their phone or Ipad. It's not a fucking necessity, and I blame fucking facebook and twitter for getting people hooked to their shittech.
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In defense of my cell phone and bluetooth...these are a necessity with my job. I am a Chauffeur in LA and my car IS my office. I have no fucking idea how drivers knew when to pick up their client after meetings/dinner/concerts (don't even get me started with award events...fucking things are nightmares even with a cell phone).
Its also nice to be able to check out the D while trapped in parking lot waiting for the client for 4 hours!
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 8:10pm.
The fuck is he talking about? Siddown, gramps and do as you're told!
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AGEIST REPORTED!!!!!
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TWICE?! Camon - I love Alec as much as the next girl (she knows who she is:) but if he wants to go on like a grumpy old man then I'ma treat him like one! Plus I know he'd only respect me more for it. Alec Baldwin's respect is important to me. I'm hoping to get invited to a Baldwin Family dinner someday:)
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ME TOO!!!! All I get at work is CNN too......coincidence?
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 8:23pm.
My smart phone saves me at work since I can't be in the D on my work computer.
But I hate when people act like they can't live without their phone or Ipad. It's not a fucking necessity, and I blame fucking facebook and twitter for getting people hooked to their shittech.
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Mine is a necessity. I'm surrounded by idiot cubicle dwellers all day, boring people who loudly engage I'm the most trivial conversations known to man.
The only web site I can access on the network at work is CNN. At least with my iPhone I can pretend my 9-5:30 isn't as fucking bleak as it really is.
As somebody who once sat on the runway for three fucking hours at JFK before a 9-hour international flight, I too think these rules are ridiculous. You're strapped to a seat, surrounded by coughing people and screaming children, and you're not even allowed to listen to an iPod.
People are so afraid to break asinine rules that shouldn't exist.
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"Turn that iPad off. iPads are for closers."
(Glengarry Glen Ross, anyone?)
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There are always people who simply think that rules do not apply to them. Oh, and Alec, Hanging with Friends is much better than that stupid ass Words with Friends that lets my friends play non-words all the time and get like 38 points! Humph!
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
What an entitled prick. How hard is it to turn your fuckin phone off??
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 8:10pm.
The fuck is he talking about? Siddown, gramps and do as you're told!
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AGEIST REPORTED!!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 8:10pm.
The fuck is he talking about? Siddown, gramps and do as you're told!
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AGEIST REPORTED!!!!!
If they were really sitting at the gate, not moving then why the fuck couldn't he use his ipad? I once spent three fucking hours sitting in a plane, waiting for weather to clear between NYC and my destination. People should just sit there staring off into space until further notice because some bitch on a power trip says so?
Alec may be an asshole sometimes, yeah, but most flight attendants are bullies who abuse their power. So fuck them.
I feel sorry for anybody who has to fly on a USA based airlines.
Seriously wait until you guys (americans) fly like an asian airline or something, the service is 10x better.
'Where retired Catholic school gym teachers from the 1950's find jobs as flight attendants.'
I don't what kind of pansy ass Catholic he went to. My mother was in Catholic school in the 1950s in Boston and she and my aunts still talk about those vicious old Irish crones. They would have snatched the phone out his hand mid-type, forced him onto his knees, made him balance two Bibles on his outstretched hands while reciting an endless loop of Hail Marys/Our Fathers/Act of Contritions. What a fucking pussy.
"Submitted by VenusVibeTrap on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 6:16pm.
...Then, my daughter became a tween. Then she became a teen. 6 years of wanting to kill myself because, yes, she was a selfish little pig. That's how they are."
While your point is valid about tweens, I would imagine that you probably don't act like everything slight, real or imagined, is a huge fucking injustice aimed straight for heart, which seems to be the modus operandi of Alec Baldwin.
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Submitted by VenusVibeTrap on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 6:16pm.
...Then, my daughter became a tween. Then she became a teen. 6 years of wanting to kill myself because, yes, she was a selfish little pig. That's how they are.
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LOL!! Thanks for the honest answer!! I was a hulking, brainless, utterly selfish teen myself - I'm sure my mom wanted to kill me.
Not that she didn't try. Imagine a 5'2" bundle of concentrated, white wine-fueled Irish fury launching at you like a Katyusha rocket, wooden spoon brandished like Excalibur, preceded by a blue streak of obscenities that would make a sailor blush.
*sigh* Love ya, ma. I'm sure you are not the reason I exclusively date psycho hose beasts.
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My smart phone saves me at work since I can't be in the D on my work computer.
But I hate when people act like they can't live without their phone or Ipad. It's not a fucking necessity, and I blame fucking facebook and twitter for getting people hooked to their shittech.
“Billy posted a great picture of his latest bm. Lemme like and comment that his colon is doing a great job! "
Ma Nom - it was a high school date, believe it or not. My date was pretty good...in that he managed to safely land the sucker.
I used to think flying was fun and I'd fight with my siblings over who got the window seat. Now I try to get through it without having a nervous breakdown.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
What a weird date! The minute I got my first license, my boyfriend broke up with me and I was single for like 5 years...dudes cannot handle a woman pilot, for reals. I'm dating a co worker now, ha.
#STFUALECBALDWIN.
#STFUALECBALDWIN.
O yay! I'm not the only one with words with friends anxiety! Let's get it named as a disorder treatable only with LSD! YAY!
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I'm afraid to play words with friends cuz I'm afraid if I try I might find out I have no friends:(
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The fuck is he talking about? Siddown, gramps and do as you're told!
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haha! well that's a tough job too. I did a flight simulator once...crashed that thing into the ground. It kept yelling at me "TOO LOW! TERRAIN! TOO LOW! TERRAIN! TOO LOOOOOOWWWWW....."
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(crashed that thing into the ground. It kept yelling at me "TOO LOW! TERRAIN! TOO LOW! TERRAIN! TOO LOOOOOOWWWWW.....")
Ha, awesome! I love random sim stories, how people get into them always amazes me...and WHY would you want to??
off topic but almost on: anyone side eye a bitch with stilettos and a mini skirt on a 10 hour ( whatever hour) flight? because really hoe, WHERE IS YOU GOING?!
@Ma Nom - are you a flight attendant? God bless you. Public transportation tends to bring out the worst in people. Personally, I'd never be able to do a job like that...I want to down a whole bottle of Xanax just thinking about it.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Fuck no! I'd be fired in a heartbeat. I fly the planes
What a cunt. Passengers annoy the shit out of me.
Once the door closes we want you to sit down, shut the fuck up, and listen to the flight attendant tell you how to save your ass when shit goes down. I would LOVE to make examples out of the fat lazy fucks who fly these days thinking the whole world belongs to them.
From start to finish, every day, shit happens you don't even know about. Tugs come loose on pushback, emergency brakes fail, baggage carts cut the planes off in the alleys, bags fall off in front of planes, planes taking off lose parts on the runway, landing planes lose parts, idiot private pilots try to fly through busy airspace, electronic failures, engine failures, I could go on and on.
Hey, here's a reason to shut the fuck up and put on your seatbelt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=3XvJMk5CGds
I bet all those passengers thought they were sitting at the gate doing nothing too, cuz god knows they can tell what is going on.
Flight attendants are there to save your ass in an emergency, your drink is just a perk for you.
Awwwwwwwwww poooooooor Alec Baldwin...he was expected to follow the rules like everyone else. Poooor baby.
STFU douche.
And I LOVE My iphone (would be lost without it - especially on the NYC streets that are off the grid) but I don't need it 24/7.
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