"Tom Kaun" Is All The Rage In India
When Tommy Girl arrived at an airport in Mumbai to start promoting Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol in India, hundreds of screaming fans were waiting to get a peek at the completely heterosexual face that makes all mortal women instantly fall in love with it. Well, just like Katie Holmes, those "fans"were paid to act like they give a shit house shit about Tommy. The blog First Post (via Videogum) claims that a model management agency hired at least 200 people and gave all of them around $3 to play the role of a Tom Cruise fan. The best part is that most of them don't even know Tom Cruise from a bossy bottom garden gnome (that is a trick game, because there is no difference). One of the paid actors explained it to First Post like this:
“Tom kaun? (Ed note. That is a perfect name for him if you think about it) I don’t know who he is or what he does. We were told to come here by 1pm today and wait for a foreign VIP to come out of the airport gate and scream and shout when he came. None of us know who Tom is. There was a buffet lunch also for us and we were paid Rs 150 for this job today. We do this for television shows and other such events where crowds are required."
If this is true.. Oh, slap me with a Suri heel, of course this shit is true. This is Tommy Girl I'm blogging about. You show me a ho who froths at the mouth over Tommy's greatness and I'll show you a copy of the check Scientology wrote them to do so. But I can't completely make fun of Tommy for this. Tommy needs those pats on the head to go on. He's sort of like my Chihuahua that way. If I don't give him positive reinforcement, he'll just lick his own asshole in his doggy condo all day and will refuse to do anything I ask.
And those people who were paid $3 to scream for Tommy for 30 minutes got off easy. Stepford Katie doesn't even get a buffet lunch and she has to play the role of a Tom Cruise fan for the next 5 years or until her contract is finally up. You have it easy, Tom Kaun fans.
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hah. tom kaun! isn't that a type of soup?
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Okay okay okay... i gotta say that blue color works on David Miscaviage's bottom bitch.
but onto more important matters....This post has just made me realise, that for $600 bucks, i can pay 200 people to fake panty pudding at me!!!!
Handy to know when i have one of my "low self esteem not feeling good about myself" days.
But i won't need 200 people, 20 people will be enough, so $60 for people screaming "we love you tom kaun, marry me tom kaun"
Sign me up!!
MK, I nearly peed myself laughing at this post. Well done.
Though I'll probably go see this stupid movie...I really liked the first and second Mission Impossibles. *hangs head in shame*
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"The best part is that most of them don't even know Tom Cruise from a bossy bottom garden gnome (that is a trick game, because there is no difference). "
Hahaaha!! The link is hilarious!
ADM ((Ai Dios Mio)) Best. Post. Ever! Got damnit MK that shit has me giggling uncontrollably ova here!! Thats straight comedy gold!!
ha...now that is funny....poor lil tommy girl, can even get props in India....but yeah, they got $3 and got a buffet, people in the u.s. would never go for that tho!
...Notice he's promoting this movie outside of North America....he is lonely now...do I smell a flop!?!??
Pppppppphhhhhhhlllllooooppppppppp..........
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:51pm.
Remember when he had braces?
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/tom-cruise-wearing-braces-250-by-400.j...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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He has a bucked tooth right in the middle..that is so frikken weird..gee that Tom Kaun!
Tom Kaun...is only surrounded by adoring male "fans"...the females are chained to the boilers....hope none of them "fell in love"...
India has their own film industry and movie stars and as you illustrate they would have cheered the bossy bottom gnome for the cash. As Bubble said to Baby Spice: "Gee, I hope you haven't spent all your Spice millions".
"Tom Kaun?" literally translates to "Tom Who?"
In my previous post about TG in India, I had correctly predicted that most people there have no idea who he is, they are not into Hollywood, they are into Bollywood.
This confirms :-)
Although $3 is a tiny bit of money even in India, I am glad the kids got a buffet lunch.
"Tom Kaun?" literally translates to "Tom Who?"
In my previous post about TG in India, I had correctly predicted that most people there have no idea who he is, they are not into Hollywood, they are into Bollywood.
This confirms :-)
Although $3 is a tiny bit of money even in India, I am glad the kids got a buffet lunch.
What a sad little man. He has to pay a multitude of strangers to cheer for him, just to manufacture the hype he thinks he is entitled to. I wonder how much he pays Katie and Suri.
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Tom Kaun did a very nice thing for the Indians. $3 is like a whole year's salary over there.
I love that they paid these people the equivalent of the price of a pair of socks. And then they went all out with the buffet lunch. WAIT? THERE'S A BUFFET LUNCH? DONE AND DONE.
Non of his supposed fans look even remotely interested in Cruise, they just want to be on camera. This makes me think that they could indeed be hired for the occasion.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:56pm.
I don't mean sad for him. I think a better word might be exploitative.
^Ohhhh, I see what you mean and totally agree.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:57am.
Beyond the snark factor, does anyone else find it sad that this mega-millionaire is paying people $3/day to come pretend to like him?
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Sad? No. Comically pathetic? Yes. People like him deserve to be ridiculed. You'd think that when your star starts to fade, you'd be comfortable sitting at home swimming in $100 bills. But, no, he CRAVES the attention/validation of his "greatness" worse than Brooke Mueller craves a bump of the bad shit.
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I don't mean sad for him. I think a better word might be exploitative. He and his, ahem, backers, are worth billions and they're paying people $3/day?
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Remember when he had braces?
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/tom-cruise-wearing-braces-250-by-400.j...
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Douchechill!
HACK.
He's like a noisy tin can.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:23pm.
He has three front TOOFS as well!:
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Is that for real??? I have never in my life seen three front teeth..NEVER, holy crappola that freaks me out!
it would be funny if they didn't know who he was, but that story is bs. india is pretty mainstream and has been for a while. these people over there know all about american culture and movies and maybe one dumbass didn't know but i doubt too many didn't.
LOL I call bullshit. They've never heard of Tom Cruise? Come on, now.
They'd have to give me more than $3 and free lunch to get me to holla for Miss Tom but that's me.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:23pm.
He has three front TOOFS as well!:
http://lazystripper.com/2010/02/05/tom_cruise_has_three_front_teeth/
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That is really weird and freaky. He has like one tooth right smack in the middle.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:48am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:44am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:43am.
You sound gay.
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Holy sh*t! How old are you two, twelve?
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I am sure Tommy Girl was in on this stunt and the amount paid. For what I've heard, nothing happens on camp Tom Kaun without the approval of the head bitch. So I do not believe for one second that his team did this behind his back to surprise him.
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Submitted by Whamo: "Everything about Tom is weird right down to his weird shaped pecs that look like they are 6 inches too low on his body and way to the outside of his torso. Look where his pecs are in this pic. Does that look normal to you guys?
As well the guy's nose is HUGE!"
He has three front TOOFS as well!:
http://lazystripper.com/2010/02/05/tom_cruise_has_three_front_teeth/
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:57am.
Beyond the snark factor, does anyone else find it sad that this mega-millionaire is paying people $3/day to come pretend to like him?
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Sad? No. Comically pathetic? Yes. People like him deserve to be ridiculed. You'd think that when your star starts to fade, you'd be comfortable sitting at home swimming in $100 bills. But, no, he CRAVES the attention/validation of his "greatness" worse than Brooke Mueller craves a bump of the bad shit.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:37am.
This reminds me of a story I heard on the news and it's just as pathetic. You can actually hire actors to play paparazzi. They follow you around (as many of them as you want and can afford) all day taking pictures and videos of you as if you really were a celeb. The reporter who did it said it started out as fun but she quickly grew angry and felt hunted.
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Victoria Beckham did this when she came to the States. She was unrecognized everywhere and had a reality show and the only cameras on her were her own. She hired paparazi and then went up and down Bev. Hills and ate at the Ivy and eventually real paps took an interest, not knowing the other paps were hired by her.
The friends who hung out with her at her house for her reality show later admitted they were paid actors.
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Everything about Tom is weird right down to his weird shaped pecs that look like they are 6 inches too low on his body and way to the outside of his torso. Look where his pecs are in this pic. Does that look normal to you guys?
As well the guy's nose is HUGE!
Submitted by MardiGras on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:35am.
This is just fabulous. Poor Tommy Girl will be crying in his curry if he ever finds out.
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Please, he's probably the one who hired them.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:08pm.
LOL it came out of Sicilian 40 on tumblr...I sent you the link before. It doesn't show more than torso though
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Really? I'll have to check it out when I get home, thank you!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This is fucking hysterical. That's really all I have to say about that.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:42am.
SpiceD PLEASE SEND ME YOUR AVATAR PIC IS IT FULL ON OR WHAT OH MY GOODNESS WHAT IS IT I NEED TO SEE IT PERHAPS YOU HAVE THE LINK MY GOODNESS
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LOL it came out of Sicilian 40 on tumblr...I sent you the link before. It doesn't show more than torso though
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The dude on the right with the round eyeballs needs to be the next photo bomb meme! F'kng gold.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:43am.
Good point Spicey!
Dog, that is sick! I have people who follow me around trying to take pics of any embarrassing shit I do for free...they're called friends lol
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Holy Fuck Snowy!!!! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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Beyond the snark factor, does anyone else find it sad that this mega-millionaire is paying people $3/day to come pretend to like him?
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Bwahahahahahaha! That is too damn funny.
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Oh my. Lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:44am.
IT REALLY HER! IT REALLY TAMMY! TAMMY TAMMY COME TAKE PICTURE WITH ME. PRAISE VISHNU SHE REALLY HERE IN INDIA! I FEEL LIKE SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE!
PYAAARR ZINNDAGGII HAYYYY OHHH PYRARRRRR BANDAGEII HAIII YAHALLLAAA LAAAAA TING TING TING!!!
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"Tom kaun?" means "Tom who?" in Hindi.
Basically he's a bigger loser than you thought.
Slap me with a Suri heel!? HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA=))=))
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:44am.
TING TING TING!!!
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:48am.
Holy sh*t! How old are you two, twelve?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:44am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:43am.
You sound gay.
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Holy sh*t! How old are you two, twelve?
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Please, like they weren't excited. I love people from India, but when I was driving a group of them around last summer they would take pictures of Mcdonalds, Jiffy Lube, a brick wall. Shit, I felt like I was famous with all those cameras flashing. They also called me Jennyfer, which I guess is close enough lol.