"Tom Kaun" Is All The Rage In India
When Tommy Girl arrived at an airport in Mumbai to start promoting Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol in India, hundreds of screaming fans were waiting to get a peek at the completely heterosexual face that makes all mortal women instantly fall in love with it. Well, just like Katie Holmes, those "fans"were paid to act like they give a shit house shit about Tommy. The blog First Post (via Videogum) claims that a model management agency hired at least 200 people and gave all of them around $3 to play the role of a Tom Cruise fan. The best part is that most of them don't even know Tom Cruise from a bossy bottom garden gnome (that is a trick game, because there is no difference). One of the paid actors explained it to First Post like this:
“Tom kaun? (Ed note. That is a perfect name for him if you think about it) I don’t know who he is or what he does. We were told to come here by 1pm today and wait for a foreign VIP to come out of the airport gate and scream and shout when he came. None of us know who Tom is. There was a buffet lunch also for us and we were paid Rs 150 for this job today. We do this for television shows and other such events where crowds are required."
If this is true.. Oh, slap me with a Suri heel, of course this shit is true. This is Tommy Girl I'm blogging about. You show me a ho who froths at the mouth over Tommy's greatness and I'll show you a copy of the check Scientology wrote them to do so. But I can't completely make fun of Tommy for this. Tommy needs those pats on the head to go on. He's sort of like my Chihuahua that way. If I don't give him positive reinforcement, he'll just lick his own asshole in his doggy condo all day and will refuse to do anything I ask.
And those people who were paid $3 to scream for Tommy for 30 minutes got off easy. Stepford Katie doesn't even get a buffet lunch and she has to play the role of a Tom Cruise fan for the next 5 years or until her contract is finally up. You have it easy, Tom Kaun fans.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:43am.
You sound gay.
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ur face is gay
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
IT REALLY HER! IT REALLY TAMMY! TAMMY TAMMY COME TAKE PICTURE WITH ME. PRAISE VISHNU SHE REALLY HERE IN INDIA! I FEEL LIKE SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE!
PYAAARR ZINNDAGGII HAYYYY OHHH PYRARRRRR BANDAGEII HAIII YAHALLLAAA LAAAAA TING TING TING!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:42am.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:38am.
and in more practical matters, Tommy Girl was probably loving the attention of so many men. He paid for it, yes, but is not like he hasn't paid for male 'attention' before if rumors in the industry are true.
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SpiceD PLEASE SEND ME YOUR AVATAR PIC IS IT FULL ON OR WHAT OH MY GOODNESS WHAT IS IT I NEED TO SEE IT PERHAPS YOU HAVE THE LINK MY GOODNESS
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Good point Spicey!
Dog, that is sick! I have people who follow me around trying to take pics of any embarrassing shit I do for free...they're called friends lol
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:38am.
and in more practical matters, Tommy Girl was probably loving the attention of so many men. He paid for it, yes, but is not like he hasn't paid for male 'attention' before if rumors in the industry are true.
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SpiceD PLEASE SEND ME YOUR AVATAR PIC IS IT FULL ON OR WHAT OH MY GOODNESS WHAT IS IT I NEED TO SEE IT PERHAPS YOU HAVE THE LINK MY GOODNESS
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
3 DORRAH!?!?! Ewe ver paid uh wery large sum uv mon-ee!! hahahahaa the fuck man?
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
and in more practical matters, Tommy Girl was probably loving the attention of so many men. He paid for it, yes, but is not like he hasn't paid for male 'attention' before if rumors in the industry are true.
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"his ass looks like tiny people carrying torches up a snowy mountain cap." - MK
i bet the one with the bright eyes standing to the left of tommy got to go to tommy's room for some "private" sweaty armpit dancing..
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
This reminds me of a story I heard on the news and it's just as pathetic. You can actually hire actors to play paparazzi. They follow you around (as many of them as you want and can afford) all day taking pictures and videos of you as if you really were a celeb. The reporter who did it said it started out as fun but she quickly grew angry and felt hunted.
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lololol snowy!
My God, that is the saddest thing I've heard all hour. Paying people to pretend to be excited to see you...*blink*
This is just fabulous. Poor Tommy Girl will be crying in his curry if he ever finds out.
well since they don't know who tom Kaun is, I hope the talent agency at least gave them a photo of what he looks like so that they knew who to scream for...otherwise I imagine them all screaming histerically whenever a white guy came out of the airport gate. Picturing that is making me LOL...I hope that's not racist.
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"his ass looks like tiny people carrying torches up a snowy mountain cap." - MK
Three fucking dollars?! Fuck that shit! I aint standing outside for 30 minutes and then have to scream my head off for that bit of change. And unless the buffett was steak, lobster and dry martinis, then all of those folks got hookwinked.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
BUSTED!
Side note, I must hire these people for my birthday.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
This is the funniest thing I've read all day. The whistleblower better watch his back LOL
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Tammy makes the curry cream boil!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
If his "people" wanted to make us believe he's hetero, it might have been a good idea to have FEMALE fans all over him rather than a bunch of stinky men.
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Ha! Tom Kaun. Classic Hollywood fakery. Tom's peeps must be desperate for him to get back on top. Of the box office.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
I was wondering how Mowgli came home with $150 Rupees and a full belly
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
Since Bollywood movies are gayer than MK's asshairs, the Gay Midget will fit right in.
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We do this for television shows and other such events where crowds are required.
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Ha! Not anymore! But thanks for that info!
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