Afternoon Crumbs
Kate Babyinthemiddleton? Maybe. Probably not. - The Superficial
Kristen Wiig gets to twirl her tongue all around Fabrizio Moretti's luscious curl bush - Lainey Gossip
Christina Hendricks is dressed like a middle-aged private school nurse going to a "wild" Christmas party and I don't mind - Hollywood Tuna
Something is wrong with this picture.... Katie Price came to America and she brought her best ho shit ensembles yet she left Harvey Price at home? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Angie Jo's lips take over Marie Claire - The Berry
THIS CRAZY BITCH AGAIN? - Towleroad
Rob Lowe's nipples for the California Tourism Board - Celebitchy
Colonel Potter is with the angels now - The Daily What
And everyone in the room got really uncomfortable when Tommy Girl started deepthroating the mic - Just Jared
Kim Richards is practically living in one of the boxes she's always packing up - ICYDK
I just to want to rip the back scarf off of Rachel McAdams' dress and play fancy jumprope with it - Popoholic
I think I'd rather see pictures of Burt Reynolds and Robyn Lively kissing - Popsugar
Nicole Scherminger is the best beard Derek Hough could find?! - Celebslam
PEEN CONTEST! My vote goes to Derek as long as that shit is dick cheese-free - OMG Blog
Rock and roll kindergarten - Cityrag
Olivia Wilde and January Jones' Not Baby Daddy might be doing it - I'm Not Obsessed
Karina Smirnoff Ice's face looks like it's about to melt onto the carpet - Hollywood Rag
Yet Essence failed to Photoshop Queen Latifah's wonk wonk eye - Crunk + Disorderly
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i think victoria jackson might be messing with all of us.
It's funny how they photoshopped Angelina Jolie's bones off her ass to make her look like a less anorexic version of herself. She should stick to modeling, that's what I've been saying for years now. She's decent as a model and since her looks are starting to go down the drain, there's always Photoshop to come to her rescue. She should quit acting and "directing" because she just doesn't have the talent. She's only mediocre.
I haven't seen her in shorts and cami since Tomb Rider, when there were some pictures of her with a two-piece bathing suit and some tight shorts. Anyway, in this photoshoot she's hiding her bones as much as possible by leaning forward and they photoshopped her bony legs and all. If there is someone completely aware of her horrible body shape is her. Oh! the wonders of photoshop. ;)
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Perhaps we should also release a sex video of ourself - like Miss Lowe did - performing acts of Lesbianism!
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 8:01am.
Rob Lowe - a truly annoying homosexual - has a voice that reminds us of a fingernail scraping a chalk board.
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The kids you like are too young for chalk boards, pedophile. Gotten caught yet, you piece of sh*t?
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 8:01am.
Rob Lowe - a truly annoying homosexual - has a voice that reminds us of a fingernail scraping a chalk board.
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Riiiiiiiiiight. That's wny there's a sex video of him with two underage GIRLS. Because he's such a flaming homosexual. Uh-huh.
Why don't you go play on the freeway?
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Rob Lowe - a truly annoying homosexual - has a voice that reminds us of a fingernail scraping a chalk board.
She should never leave Harvey anyway....he gives her more street cred than her soccer team whoring.
kate babyinthemiddleton LMFAO
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
What is that college peen contest movie? Anyway one of those guys is past gay porn boy "Brad Benton" and by now he's seen 35 in the rear view mirror. (and looks it)
To the Dlister who turned me on to Crest 3D whitening toothpaste in a post about Prince Will's yellow teefs, THANK YOU!
My teef weren't bad at all, but now they are fucking gleaming--that shit works!!
"Victoria Jackson" is a new Sacha Baron Cohen character... right?
Kim Richards is a lost cause. Call me whatever but if you can't get it together by the time you're her age, it's not happening. She's just one of those lovely people who are ill-equipped for life. Kyle can be a cunt but imagine being saddled with a sister like that. It hasn't always been clear how messed up Kim is. I blame their horrible mother.
I wish they'd leave royal brides alone about getting knocked up. I know it's the only thing they'll ever have to do, but it's pretty counterproductive since it stresses them out. See the japanese princess.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Don't care about Princess Kate's babeh situation but I love love LOVE that dress.
Olivia Wilde is boring.
Kim Richards...lawd, what a mess. I can't snark, even though she is a Real Housewife (I reserve the snark for NY/NJ, who richly deserve it). That's just sad. I hope she pulls her shit together.
Well I guess Angie Jo needs something to plug her new movie, why not another lippy magazine cover? It's either that or adopt an orphan from Guatemala.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Can't watch movie about rape camps. Would probably make me go kill people. Sorry Angie.
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i think catherine is really gorgeous. better looking than pippa although pippa's pretty too.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Well stick with me, Allessandra. There's safety in numbers!(and I agree with you about the crazy).
Submitted by I AM Afraid on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 5:27pm.
Angie might be a complete bat-shit lunatic but OMG her face is crazy gorgeous!!!! I love her (go ahead and start throwing things at me).
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I always say that and then I always get stoned for doing so on here, I dont even think she is crazy anymore, I think she let out the crazy years ago.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Angie might be a complete bat-shit lunatic but OMG her face is crazy gorgeous!!!! I love her (go ahead and start throwing things at me).
DonnaInMichigan:
I definitely won't be watching Angie's movie. It looks about as boring as she is. Other than the fact she thinks that there are "injustices" in the world... I dun know what her point is on anything. Why not just write a book or stay committed to ONE thing? Or maybe do documentaries about a country instead of letting the paps do it? A war movie ain't gonna change anything.
Submitted by Andrei on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 5:05pm.
Dog:
Yes, those are some great pics of Angie. :)
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They are,all her recent mag pics have looked great, now she only needs to gain some weight an she is back in business.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Let me guess what Angelina talks about in Marie Claire:
1. She and the whiny bitter bitch(therefore known as Brad) are not getting married. (the kids want them to though)
2. She gives details about the 546 kids, and their personality and says some quirky things about them.
3. They may or may not be having anymore kids.
4. The whiny bitter bitch just lurrves the dickens out of her.
6. She talks about how much she cares, and cares, and cares and cares about those_______ (insert country/continent here) refugees.
7. BTW, She has a movie coming out and needs to plug that...
Wash, Rinse and Repeat.
Can I see a show of hands (figuratively) that plan on going to see that bloody war/rape mess?
Dog:
Yes, those are some great pics of Angie. :)
Jeezus, St. Angie's lips are SCARY.
Victoria Jackson is a certified nutcase.
I feel bad for Kim Richards.
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Oh Katie, a sweater and shorts? You must be in LA to get that mop fixed, or refixed, or those beauticians you said messed up your hair are making good on their craft. Where's Gary and Phil? Didn't they come with you as usual (*Paid Friends*)? Or are you on the prowl for the next man? :) Love ya Jordan.
(Gotta say in the one pic, the chubby blonde looks like "Manager Claire Powell", but it can't be her, so wth?)
I thought Col. Potter had died 10+ years ago.
Those pics of Tommy Girl in India are so Slumdog Millionaire.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Victoria Jackson has to be trolling, yea?
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
*kicks desk* Sorry bout that. Dunno what happened.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Oh hell. Angelina looks gorgeous. Dammit.
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My God, Rob Lowe is hot now that he lost the pretty.
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RIP Bill Gannon.
Naked men with soft serves are HILARIOUS looking!
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When somebody brands you as a cunt, you thank them since that's better than getting knighted by the queen herself.~MK 8/15/11
I did not click on the Berry link but does that mean that Angie's lips made the cover? Hhhhmmmmm I wonder if they'll spill any secrets. Oh, and also, they probably photoshopped the he'll outta them.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
im surprised about Kristen Wigg, she gives off a Lesbo vibe!!!
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