Thursday, December 8th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Sinead O'Connor (45)
AnnaSophia Robb (18)
Kate Voegele (25)
Nicki Minaj (27)
Chrisette Michele (29)
Ian Somerhalder (33)
Elsa Benítez (34)
Dominic Monaghan (35)
Nick Zinner (37)
Teri Hatcher (47)
Ann Coulter (50)
Phil Collen (54)
Kim Basinger (58)
Rick Baker (61)
Nancy Meyers (62)
Gregg Allman (64)
John Rubenstein (65)
Graciela Daniele (72)
James Galway (72)
I always used to say that AnnaSophia Robb was part alien. She has big eyes and a pointy chin. She should be more famous than she currently is and if she's truly alien, she WILL take over the world!!
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HB crazy old Sinead and flutist extraordinaire James Galway. I love the Chieftains, being an Irish music junkie.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Hasn't a house fallen on Ann Coulter yet? Waaayyy overdue. HB to all of the other sluts. Not her.
Sinead--- wow best picture I think I've ever seen of her.. kudos to who ever was responsible for that..
and Teri Hatcher (47) --- rofl.. yeah.. sure.. *rolls eyes*
BUT WHERE ARE SINEAD'S WEDDING PICS???!!!
Teri Hatcher (47)
47!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
Maybe 10 years ago!!!!!
Anyway, happy Bday Penny Parker from Macgyver
HB Gregg Allman
Happy Birthday Sinéad, hope that that tattoo in your chest is fake or is an apparition of Jesus (some find Jesus in burnt toasts, who knows?),
Well, well, well. What an interesting array of species.
Sinead, I just can't with her anymore.
Gregg Allmann, cool.
Kim Basinger, no comment.
Ann Coulter, aint no swear word bad enough for this cunt. her last bithday won't cum soon enough. satan is waiting, little annieee! hahaha!
Happy birthday to all worthwhile hos.
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How come no one is giving a Happy Birthday shout to Ann Coulter?
I love Sinead O'Connor because she's the only women I've ever heard admitting to having no problem with the difficult brown.
Now, if only I could get Anna Kournikova to discuss the difficult brown then my life would be complete.
Happy Birthday and much happiness with your new husband, Sinead!
I love her because she may be batshit, but she is never phony, and seems to have a good heart. Plus she sings like an angel.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
*red face*
Looks like that pic of Sinead was taken moments after she got that tattoo on her chest. Eeep! Ouch!
Happy Birthday, heaux!
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 9:37am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 9:03am.
^^^^^^^^^^
He wasn't the sole killer.
*cue conspiracy music*
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I SWEAR I was at bible studies. ;)
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A back issue of Playgirl is not the bible, missy. I'm onto you!
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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 9:33am.
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Ooooh, Sam Neill--- how could I forget him? All that plus the accent. *salivates*
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 9:03am.
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He wasn't the sole killer.
*cue conspiracy music*
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I SWEAR I was at bible studies. ;)
Sinead and I are the same age and whilst I would say I look better for 45, I never came remotely close to her beauty at her peak. Looks wise we will all go to hell in the end but few will be as lovely as she was and even less have her talent and touch so many.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 9:29am.
Dog, I think I spotted him at a Pennsylvania truck stop a while back with Janis having the Senior Early Bird Special.
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You want to read a very eerie story about a guy who allegedly met Morrison long after he was dead (it's fiction), read the unabridged version of The Stand by Stephen King. The story will give you the chills, not because you believe the guy really saw Morrison but because of the way the story is told. Really eerie.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 8:43am.
Dog, I'm more of the "weathered" persuasion. Think Sam Elliott and Sam Shepard. Or maybe it's just guys names Sam? :)
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Sam Neill ♥
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 9:26am.
You really are an incorrigible flirt, ain'tchya?!
*pinches your left butt cheek*
OT:
Sorry, Sinead O'Connor looks like Ms. potato head with tats.
Spoiled, yes typo AGAIN. I will blame lack of caffeine AGAIN. 31 years. I should know; I graduated HS that year. *cries, seizes*
Dog, I think I spotted him at a Pennsylvania truck stop a while back with Janis having the Senior Early Bird Special.
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HB Greg Allman!! Sometimes I feeeeeel, SOMETIMES I feeeeeeel, yeah me too bro.
*licks Ian Somerhalder* Delicious.
Submitted by Tourettes Colon on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 9:11am.
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That gave me a good laugh.
IV, he isn't dead. HE ISN'T! He was just spotted wiff Elvis at a 7-Eleven in Montana buying beef jerky!
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IV, 31years! Gulp, since when did I get old? Remember that morning after like it was yesterday and watching my big brother cry. :(
Happy birthday to delicious Ian Somerhalder!
HB, Sinead. Bald don't crack? She looks pretty good for 45 because there's some meat on her bones.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
You know what my mom and sinead oconnor have the exact same face (except my mom eyes are brown) but jeevs short hair does not suit the round face
HB to all the sluts today
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Ann Coulter (50)
REALLY?
*dies laughing*
*winnies*
"Giddy UP!"
HB TO:
Teri Hatcher (47) & Kim Basinger (58)
MEh. I cannot with most of these slutz. Also, this is the 21st anniversary of John Lennon's death, which always makes me sad.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/john-lennon-death-anniversary-beat...
Dog, I'm pretty sure ol' Jimbo is dead. Do you remember the ROlling Stone cover, He's Hot, He's Sexy, He's Dead??? I think I still have that around somewhere.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 8:51am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 8:49am.
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Hahaha, Son of?
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He wasn't the sole killer.
*cue conspiracy music*
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 8:49am.
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Hahaha, Son of?
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 8:46am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 8:24am.
Jelly? I'll burn your shorts, junior
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LOL, of course I'm jelous! Geezuz H.. of course I want thousands of women lovin me...well a few MORE thousand anyway! Bwahaaaaa!
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Please. Your dick would file for divorce after the first 50!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 8:43am.
Dog, I'm more of the "weathered" persuasion. Think Sam Elliott and Sam Shepard. Or maybe it's just guys names Sam? :)
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Sam Waterston. *snicker*
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 8:24am.
Jelly? I'll burn your shorts, junior
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LOL, of course I'm jelous! Geezuz H.. of course I want thousands of women lovin me...well a few MORE thousand anyway! Bwahaaaaa!
Dog, I'm more of the "weathered" persuasion. Think Sam Elliott and Sam Shepard. Or maybe it's just guys names Sam? :)
Mmmmmmmmmmm Ian Somerhalder. He is SO hot.
I hated his LOST character...kinda a wussy. But he is delicious.
HB to another LOSTIE...Dominic Monaghan. CHARLIIIIE.
HB Sluts!
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 8:00am.
I had to look up and see who this Ian Sommerhalder dude was since all you ladies are creaming your panties over him....what's with the devil's eyes on the guy? That just ain't right, if it were 1640 we'd burn him at the stake.
He's a witch burn him!!!!
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Jelly? I'll burn your shorts, junior!
Um, what?
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IG, Male Dog is of Italian descent and is very macho, which is what I like. Well, obviously. But Ian's eyes like I said, they mesmerize.
*side-eyes Whamo's mullet and pale legs*
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Love ya, Sinead. Happy Birthday!
I love Anne Coulter's brittle hair (those split ends that can never go away because her bleached head is a land of dead, frightened follicles), and I admire the way she shuns deep conditioning. Please feed her extra sugar cubes on her birthday.
Gregg Allman - Great musician / Fucked up person
Jams forever in concert, but gave me too much time to think of that awful reputation with the ladies. Isn't he the one that turned "Savannah" aka Shannon Wilsey into a porn star?
I love Sinead! However, the lady is one of the most obviously bipolar celebrities I've ever seen, surpassed only by Britney or Charlie Sheen in that gloriously untreated mania way.
Well here I am. Long shift @ da job today. Already hungry. Ima smash at lunch.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
actually she cleans up well. she has beautiful skin. no plastic surgery that i can see. I think she would look great if she grew her hair. I admire her for not destroying her face. to me her best work was Mandika from the Lion and the Cobra. She was a young little bad ass back then.
Lutrelle! I haven't seen you in a while and I've missed your cranky ass.
Gotta give it to Sinead, she had the potential to be a knockout looks-wise in her youth but opted to shave her head. Now at 45 she's rocking the gray hair (well stubble) and a few wrinkles when other people in her age range (and some way younger) are desperately getting botoxed, face lifted and cologened. Tattoos aren't really for me but I don't begrudge them if that's what other people what to do with their bodies.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
He's one of the few pretty boys I think is hot. There's something internal (ok, probably just the eyes, lol). That and I liked him on Lost. I kinda like Zac Efron in his adult form, too *runs and hides in shame*
Otherwise, give me a ginger beard lumberjack man (with Ian S.'s eyes, ha ha).
"Ain’t but one way out baby, and Lord I just can’t go out the door!”
Happy Birthday, Mr. Allman.
Look bjork- you simple ass bitch. She is 29 so stfu. Real talk !!!
*Googles Erik Palladino* Hey, he was the guy on ER. Dog, I ♥ you but we definitely have different taste in da menz. :)