Sinead O'Connor Has Finally Found A Man Who Loves The Difficult Brown As Much As She Does
Sinead O'Connor will have to change one of the lyrics in Nothing Compares 2 U to "I went to the doctor and guess what he told me, guess what he told me, he said, gurl your asshole is about to explode" (been there, heard that), because after a long search she has finally found her hole mate soulmate who will regularly battle "the difficult brown" with her until divorce does them part.
Back in August, a horny as all hell Sinead posted a personal ad on her own website where she wrote that she was looking for a 40-something, anal-loving, half-blind, employed, hairy rugby player who doesn't have the name "Brian or Nigel" on his drivers license. The search has officially been called off, because Sinead announced on her blog that she's making her boyfriend Barry Herridge her fourth husband tomorrow. As Sinead's brown sugar walls quiver in anticipation of the wedding night, she typed this announcement out on her blog:
With enormous joy myself and my beloved boyfriend Barry Herridge will be getting married tomorrow, December 8th 2011 at 'an un-disclosed location' in my absolute dream wedding ceremony. We will post a photo or two here on the site as soon as possible afterward.
Very happy girl. : )
What a romantic love story. It was just a few months ago that Sinead was begging for dick online and now she's getting married to the villain from Megamind. There really is hope for all of us. Who cares if Sinead's last marriage barely died a quick death back in April! Who cares if her latest marriage is eventually going to split in two like a picture of the Pope in her own hands! Who cares if her new husband's got 10 pounds of brain in a 5 pound skull! Who cares if when Sinead and Barry bow their heads to thank God for the genitals they're about to eat she has to use a crane to pull his head back up! The only thing that matters is that Sinead is FINALLY getting some regular peen.
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She looks like a pinhead and he looks hydrocephalic--let's hope they don't reproduce.
OMG "brown sugar walls" HARHARHARHARHARRRRRRGUFFAW
I hope she does the difficult brown until her face is doing the agonizing red...I think she needs it.
lmfASSoff @ "the difficult brown"
Hahaa. Like the James Joyce of porn.
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It's amazing how an extra 40 pounds can make you look like a psych ward short-order cook.
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Guess he doesn't mind all her tacky tats. He should have one of her ass on his forehead.
whoa, that's Sinead? she used to be stunning back in the day...the shaved head actually did her a favor because it brought out her gorgeous eyes. She needs to grow that mess OUT because this aint the 90s anymore. She's crazysauce but I wish her well with this new guy and hope that he gives her the ass-pounding she so desperately craves.
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He's gay & that is all...
Sinead O'Connor likes peen??? News to me....
Geez. I used to think Sinead had one of the most hauntingly beautiful faces. Oh well. Good for her that she could still find some love out there.
Maybe now she'll shut the fuck up and end these angst-ridden, attention starved personal entries...or not.
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Submitted by Fronika on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 4:42pm.
You are my new hero!
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@ Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:28am.
I make jokes about blowing my husband's head off but I seriously want to blow off my neighbors' heads. And here's the joyous part. They're devout Muslims which means SHE can't talk to me or my husband, and HE won't even open the door for me because in their culture, women are less than donkeys.
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Go out in the early hours and post some bacon rashers through their front door. With a bit of luck they'll have to move because you've contaminated their home
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
"Very happy girl"! She's a middle-aged woman ffs.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Their heads are shaped like Ernie and Bert. Sorry to offend Ernie and Bert.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 10:58am.
Sorry, I find absolutely nothing attractive about a bald woman... no feminininitiiytyty.
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I thought all the femininity you needed in a female was located below the neck line?
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Oh my goodness no, you silly fool....
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 10:58am.
Sorry, I find absolutely nothing attractive about a bald woman... no feminininitiiytyty.
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I thought all the femininity you needed in a female was located below the neck line?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 3:24pm.
"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillaw."
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LOL!!!!
So I married An Axe Murderer, one of Mike Meyers BEST MOVIES!
HEEED...PANTS....NOW!
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 3:02pm.
*runs fingers through long luxurious hey-ah*
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Good, that'll give me some to hold on to...
*reigns agirl in*
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CAREFUL!!! Some of them is extensions!!!
(shh don't tell anyone mah hair is not all real)
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:24pm.
Whamo, three daughters and the first wife.
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You're right, three daughters...crazy ain't it!
"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillaw."
They're Irish, they look like Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head. It makes a lot of sense.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 3:02pm.
*runs fingers through long luxurious hey-ah*
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Good, that'll give me some to hold on to...
*reigns agirl in*
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 10:58am.
Sorry, I find absolutely nothing attractive about a bald woman... no feminininitiiytyty.
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Jack the proper spelling is "femininititty". You're welcome.
*runs fingers through long luxurious hey-ah*
@dog
How about how the man is allowed to divorce his wife by saying "I divorce thee" three times, banging on some kind of drum or some sh*t, and it's done? But the wife can't divorce her husband unless HE gives permission and then she is an outcast?
Oh, Dog, this is a topic that drives me real mad. It's called "Talaaq". I'm from Singapore, where we are super fucking PC and this brave theatre group put on a play called Talaaq. It was banned, of course.
I'm surprised there's no outrage in Canada either.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:45pm.
BITCHES, WE ALL GOOD. When will you whores not figure it out? You got the sweets 'tween yo' legs, WORK IT!
Wow. That is one hell of a forehead. I would not want to have that child - think of the work ... well, but there would be plenty of room for the forceps. Idk ... I'm too tempted to write something up there - he wouldn't be able to trust me if he's sleeping and I'm awake with gel pens and markers.
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
I wish she would grow some damn hair! There is no reason for her to walk around looking like that. I mean, it worked better on her younger face, but now? Not so much.
and *dead*@the villain from Megamind! You aint right but you are correct! lol
Fuck , I dont mind Sinead, but she looks like that alien & human hybrid girl in Splice
http://www.google.at/imgres?q=splice&um=1&hl=de&safe=active&client=firef...
http://www.google.at/imgres?q=splice+dren&um=1&hl=de&safe=active&client=...
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by GingeMinge on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:58pm.
A pin head and water head walk into an airport...
you finish it.
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Sinead needs hair...btw your coment made me lol.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Wishin them all best. And she's getting married on her birthday, tomorrow she'll turn 45... HB from now, Sinead!
Best wishes to I.Max Forehead and Pinhead "Cardinal" O'Connor. Love is blind. world without end. amen.
Glad I'm not the only one with a hardwired bitch streak these days. Damn short days are killing me. :(
When Sinead was younger, her face was beautiful and the shaved head worked for her. But she should realize that time forgives no one, and the bald look isn't doing her any favors.
That said, she sounds like a real hoot and I wish these crazy kids the best.
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"She's just a man's woman"
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A pin head and water head walk into an airport...
you finish it.
She looks like she has anencephaly.
Their heads look awfull together wtf, her head is so small Im seriously freaked out.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
She's talented, but also crazy as fuck. Remember "Father Ted" had a pop star based on her, who was ALSO crazy as fuck?
And honestly, if you're under 50 and have been divorced THREE TIMES already, then obviously there's something wrong with you. Stop marryin' until you can fix it, you dumb broad.
Maybe she's marrying Frankenstein's monster there in the hope that if she has another kid, it will have a head somewhere between her dumpling noggin and his towering fivehead.
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Submitted by texrah on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:10pm.
He look like a 40 year-old water-head baby.
I haven't heard "water-head baby" since my granny died lol
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Hair doesn't necessarily account for femininity. I've dated guys with longer hair than me. Hmm.
Yeeeah, so marrying someone you've been with for just a few months, thats a good idea... especially when the bride is just a bit unstable.
Hey, good luck kids!! Fourth time's the charm(?)
She is one fat-headed lil git...
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
I looove me some Sinead, but....ho is crazy and she's gonna be trying to run him over with her car in about 6 months.
Whamo, three daughters and the first wife.
We have a lot of honour killings out here too. Never any outrage.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:04pm.
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I'm with you on the whole Muslims not treating women as equals. Another thing that drives me nuts is when I see a wife that has to ride in the back seat of the car, the front seat is empty but the man won't let her ride up front!
There are so many things about that religion that don't fit in North America it's silly.
We have a case here in Canada right now where a Muslim man, his son and his 2nd wife have all been charged with murder for pushing a car into the canal with the guy's two daughters AND his
first wife drowning them all because he didn't like the fact his daughters were just trying to be regular teenage girls that dated and wore jeans ect: It' an "Honour Killing" I mean WTF!
The thing that really fucking jams me up is there is no REAL outcry from the Muslim community at large. What sort of religion finds this acceptable?
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How about how the man is allowed to divorce his wife by saying "I divorce thee" three times, banging on some kind of drum or some sh*t, and it's done? But the wife can't divorce her husband unless HE gives permission and then she is an outcast?
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:04pm.
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I'm with you on the whole Muslims not treating women as equals. Another thing that drives me nuts is when I see a wife that has to ride in the back seat of the car, the front seat is empty but the man won't let her ride up front!
There are so many things about that religion that don't fit in North America it's silly.
We have a case here in Canada right now where a Muslim man, his son and his 2nd wife have all been charged with murder for pushing a car into the canal with the guy's two daughters AND his
first wife drowning them all because he didn't like the fact his daughters were just trying to be regular teenage girls that dated and wore jeans ect: It' an "Honour Killing" I mean WTF!
The thing that really fucking jams me up is there is no REAL outcry from the Muslim community at large. What sort of religion finds this acceptable?
Lawrd Have Mercy! That boy's head was stuck in the vaginal canal too long. He look like a 40 year-old water-head baby.
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 10:55am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 10:25am.
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Sorry, gotta call on the hot bald chick champion - surely it was Persis Khambatta who played Lt. Ilia in the first Star Trek movie...
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LOL! I'm not a real Trekkie type guy but I will agree with you and say this one really is a HOT piece of Bald ASS!
Just look at him. He likes anal cause he's gay.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 11:51am.
Submitted by Dog: "...They're devout Muslims which means SHE can't talk to me or my husband, and HE won't even open the door for me because in their culture, women are less than donkeys."
How do people with such extreme beliefs even FUNCTION in the modern US? In our "equal" society, you encounter both sexes doing just about every job. How fucking long would it take to buy something if you could only interact with a male cashier or clerk? That is so stupid.
I don't care WHAT religion you are, if you treat women or gays as less than, you are fucked up and your religion can kiss my ass.
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Oh you have no idea. He wouldn't deign to hold the door for a woman if he's through it first and she's coming up behind him, even his wife, and if someone tries to speak to her he yells at her in Arabic to come to him. He also won't hold an elevator if a woman is trying to make it before the doors close. Their son is already treating her like she's less than human and she's his mother!
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