Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
What handsome, 40-something A-lister was so afraid of being upstaged by a “Twilight” star’s teeny-bopper appeal and good looks that he made sure the actor didn’t land a co-starring role in his upcoming film? Moviegoers still consider the elder star sexy, but he’s so insecure that he didn’t want to take any chances – and the role went to an unknown! (Blind Gossip)
Tommy Girl as the aging, insecure movie queen and RPattz as the young beauty he's jealous of? The movie is Rock of Ages and here's the evidence I'm presenting to the court. But Tommy has nothing to worry about. RPattz doesn't sweat liquid rainbows from his pit pores and shoot glitter shards out of his nipple holes when he pops his pussy to the beat. Only Tommy can do that.Or this could also be Brad Pitt and RPattz with Cogan's Trade being the movie?
So, this former B list movie actor from a family of actors has not been getting much work lately at all. Part of the problem? Well he is a raging drunk who has spent a great deal of time getting thrown out of hotels. This one though tops it all. Our actor was in a country made famous by another movie for a film festival. While there he negotiated a deal to be in a movie. Obviously these producers do not read tabloids. He told the producers he needed $30,000 in cash to make the movie. Once he got the money from them he went on a drinking and partying binge. He came back to the hotel where he was staying and in the middle of the lobby got naked and started fighting with the producers. He then told them he was not making their movie, but he kept the money anyway. (CDAN)
Probably White Oprah wearing a Kiefer Sutherland mask. Bitch gets them every time.
How about a nice easy one? This reality show couple have always been unique. They have stayed together when countless others have tired and failed at the same game. Why did this one couple have so much luck and success when others have failed? They made millions in the process and to date no one else has been able to match their luck. The reason? Prior to their "meeting," they had already been dating for over a year. (CDAN)
Trista & Ryan from The Bachelorette. So easy it doesn't need a question mark.
This once B list (now on her way to D list) star is currently meeting men online for random hookups. She doesn’t ask for payment, but is usually rewarded in drugs at the end of the evening. (BuzzFoto)
Lindsay Lohan hasn't hit the point where she's selling chocha on Craigslist (I think) yet and I'm sure she gets her shit upfront. So I'll guess Mischa Barton or Tara Reid?
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Good lord. Is he wearing Cuban heels?
It's Rob and Amber they met at Survivor/reality events way before they were cast together on Survivor. Trista had no reason to ever meet Ryan before the show, not in her work, area or any facet of her life before.
So Jeremy Renner is going to steal his thunder instead.
Why would Ryan want to see Trista making out with random guys on tv (while they were supposedly dating) just for some money?
I think it's Amber and Rob from Survivor.
Alix, Kiefer's mother (Shirley Douglas) is also a very respected Canadian actress.
My favourite pic of Kiefer and his shenanigans...
http://www.madnessletters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1728-550x-kiefe...
Awwww! Look at rock star tommy's big girl heels!
I don't see Kiefer as being #2 because the description doesn't work. He's known much more for being an A-list TV actor than a former B-list movie star. And as for the acting family... it's just him and his dad who act, right?
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Both Tammy and Brad are homosexuals with tinymeat!
They have both had facelifts so that, even though they are 50, they will look 25!
I found Lindsay! haha "Hard drug friendly"
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cas/2741835528.html
Too much time on my hands lately lol
"You're a virgin who can't drive."
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#4 - Jenny McCarthy recently said she uses Match.com for 'dates'.
Ditto w/MK on 1-3.
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1) Tommy girl
2) Charlie Sheen, DUH...except I don't think he'd take only 30 grand, so... maybe one of the Baldwins, or that blonde guy who looks like Ellen, something Wilson? His brother is Luke Wilson.
3)For some reason I thought of Adrian and Chris... The girl from Top Model and Chris from The Brady Bunch... But the clues lead me to believe that it must be Trista and Ryan.
4)Lindsay Lohan, only because Tara and Mischa are already ON the Dlist and have been for awhile. Although, for some reason I think she would have been A list at one point, not B-list, so I'm thinking it has to be someone else...?
Back when I was in middle school and those two were on the Bachelor or whatever, I remember one of my teachers talking about how his fiance knew someone who knew someone who knew they were a couple before the show. I always thought that was made up until now.
I had another thought about #4 that popped into my head (yuk yuk) - Winona Ryder? Hmmmmm
I'm gonna go with a Cusak to block any Sutherland, Lohan, or Quaid, plesae, for #2.
#1 is so obviously Tommy
Gonna say #4 is def Lohan. How else did she get the newest weave? And don't even say Playboy money - that $ went to the lawyers and probably some back rent. Does TMZ check the landlord tenant court records as well? Hmmm I wonder...
#3, who gives a rat's ass about any of these reality whores?? really? The only awesome reality ho is Ma from the truckstop. Hot Wheels. Beat that!
An alien is going to pop out of his ginormous jaw...right?
If not for the "reality show" and "made millions" part, I'd guess Porn Iguana and her husband/keeper. I could see her really being 35, the two of them knowing each other for years prior to their "wedding", and hatching this whole stunt for some insane, drugged-up reason.
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Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 7:10pm.
"....it was Tommygirl who did not want the younger vampire to steal his high heels."
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lmao @ "younger vampire" hahaa!
Vampire The Younger-
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Tommy ordered them to make sure his cock cast a shadow over his loin.
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@sitinacorner...
FYI-I make the face that girl is making in your avie in about half the pictures I take!
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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.
Daisy, I admit I don't know much about them, but it looks like he was also a football player and she was a dancer for a basketball team. Seems like they called many places "home" prior to their TV fame. No idea, but possible. ;)
Tommy as a person, yeah, he sucks. If you want to see he can truly act, watch the movie, Magnolia.
him, jason robarts in his last role, julianna moore, phillip seymour hoffman, just a good fucking movie.
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I totally believe it was Tommygirl who did not want the younger vampire to steal his high heels and lipstick out of the dressing room.
I went and saw Rock Of Ages on Broadway last week. First of all, it was AH-MAZING...and Tommy might actually be perfect for the part they cast him as (big washed up, douchey rocker). I can also see it as a straight guy musical - lot's of strippers, 80s metal and half-naked girls. I hope it's good...and with Adam SHankman it might be.
#1 - Tommy because they did cast a no-namer.
#2 - Keifer
I agree with MK's other guesses.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I second the Cusack guess. Baldwin was on the Today show earlier this week. He's lost weight and that (typically) doesn't happen to heavy drinkers. Khloe/Lamar is another good guess. I hate to say it, but she does have the most common sense of the Kartrashians.
yea Spoiled, i guess you could be right and i thought about that after i posted. but i followed that shit and she was a physical therapist in miami and he a fireman in colarado, so how did they ever meet?
tommy ghurl for #1. For #2 another family drunk I'll throw in the Sutherland, Baldwin mix is the Randy Quaid.
John Cusack was at the Eurasia Film Festival in Kazakshtan. It's not Kiefer, I think he has a tv show coming out next month on Fox.
I already have to laugh at Rock of Ages. It will probably suck and still make a ton of money.
Daisy, Aren't 90% of these people just wanna-bees looking for their 15 minutes and the other 10% mentally ill and under the delusion that you can actually "find love" on TV? Hasn't it been revealed that a bunch of these " contestants" have honeys back home? It makes sense to me that Trista was trying her hand at fame, all the while with Ryan in her back pocket. When it "didn't work out", she was able to capitalize on her real relationship and made tons of dough, got her wedding/honeymoon fully paid for, etc. And she still makes money on it, right?
How many layers of Spanx is Tommygirl wearing?
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As much as Tom Cruise totally and completely gives me the creeper vibes, I just hate it because damn. I don't know about these days because I haven't watched a TC movie in years, but he was so good in movies like "Born on the Fourth of July".
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I think the relationship one is Khole and Lamar. That shits lasted waaay longer than anyone expected and they're still goin strong and makin tons of money off it in the process. I think Khole's smarter than to marry someone she's only known a month anyway, they were just doin it on the downlow and when they knew it was meant to be, they got married right away.
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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.
I also guess Daniel Baldwin for no. 2
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
i don't think it's trista and ryan because she was on the bachelor before the bachelorette and got dumped.
"The movie really is like a musical for straight guys," Shankman laughed. "Guys are going to be super pumped to go with their girlfriends." - (here's the evidence)
On what planet can you get away with "musical for straight guys?"
Clearly that should read musical for straight scientology guys super pumped to go with their stepford wives.
Daniel Baldwin once ran around the halls of the Plaza with no clothes on, so i will go with him
Poor Tommy he has to go to INDIA to be liked.
That Rock of Ages movie is gonna suck harder than a cheerleader on a quarterback.
Look at the heels on those boots.
damn! Tammy is jealous of all the ladies!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.