The Kuntrashians Would Never Stoop Down To Daniel Craig's Level
Daniel Craig completed everyone's life recently when wise words of beautiful wisdom spilled out of his poetry hole during an interview with GQ Magazine. This is the original quote, and yes, it should be mandatory for schoolchildren to memorize it and recite it right before saying the Pledge of Allegiance every morning.
"Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions. I don't think they were that badly off to begin with but now look at them. You see that and you think, 'What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?' I'm not judging it—well, I am obviously."
Doesn't that just give your soul a boner? Well, Heat Magazine (via TS) asked Pimp Mama Kris, seen below with the ghost of a praying mantis at The Hollywood Reporter's Famewhoring Whores Women in Entertainment luncheon, what she thinks about the truth according to James Bond (and the world). Being the piece of delusional shit that she is, Pimp Mama Kris let a bull's anus do the talking for her and it said this:
"(He has) crossed the line. It's not made him look like the world's nicest guy. The right thing for a real man to do now would be to issue a public apology. The easy thing would be to criticize his career now, but our family won't stoop to that level."
I don't think Daniel Craig heard Pimp Mama Kris' response since the verbal shit of earth scum doesn't travel all the way up, up, up, up, up, up, up to his perch on the highest level. Stoop to that level?! This Cousin Balki-looking bitch is either a comedic genius or she's obsessively dedicated to the art of being fucking delusional. Rat shit and Snooki's tampon sit a few dozen levels above the Kardashians on the pyramid of life.
What is she going to attack in Daniel Craig's career? That is an impossible mission. That's like me attacking the writing skills of George Bernard Shaw. That's like a maggot on a piece of rotten hamburger attacking a cow for not being fresh. What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit? That Daniel Craig used his talent to become a millionaire celebrity while the Kardashians' used Kim's asshole? Burn.
Pimp Mama Kris needs to stop acting like there's an exit for the High Road on the Famewhore Highway.
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at least Daniel Craig has a career you old plastic b*tch. Seriously your daughter played herself so sit down.
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Craig may not seem like the nicest guy, but he sure appears like the guy next door. His opinion reflects what most people think of the Kardashians, and that shouldn't be held against him.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:17pm.
Great new avies, dog and migraineuse, you too Jacko - I take it that kid was treated by dog's avie
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
I love DListed. I love MK's hilarious jokes and opinions, and I love the Dlister's responses. But I have to say... EVERY DAY I log on here there is AT LEAST ONE NEW KARDASHIAN post by MK himself. I know he has zero respect them and I believe he thinks they are cumbuckets. So WHY can we just ALL AGREE to NOT have them on DListed anymore? America... these whores are played out. Let's turn the channel, stop posting about every fart that comes out of their mouths. Let's all be different and be the first to ignore them, maybe if enough of us do this, hell, they will get cancelled. I'm sick of them! SICK! MK stop feeding into this insanity. Nothing ever changes, they never do a good deed or say a true word. So lets all just stop. Starting now, anything posted on a website I will skip. I already don't watch the show or buy anything with them on it. Thank you.
I can't wait until reality shows are out of style. I can't stand all these no talent leeches on TV. They are pathetic!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:41am.
The machine, I LOVE your avie.
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Why thank you. I'm quite fond of yours as well. That episode of COPS was the jam.
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Raising the bar for lowering standards since 1982.
Rat shit and Snooki's tampon sit a few dozen levels above the Kardashians on the pyramid of life.
LMAO. This entire post was pure gold. Never change, MK!
Geebus, what an arrogant delusional whore... she actually thinks that the piss princess, the baby oven, the wookie and herself have TALENT. Bitch, you & your spawn stagger around whining about things; that's your "show". You wouldn't know talent if it bit your daughter's fat cellulite filled ass...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
aahahahahahahaah MK! great post. *reads again*
Coma Caca!
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How can you apologize to a person who is subliminal?
Golddigga, yeah, but that doesn't mean she'll reply to or even read it.
Take it from my bitter self - Twitter is a lot like high school where the "cool kids" ignore everybody except each other.
Edited to add, not that PMK is remotely cool, she just thinks she is.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Why should Daniel apologize? If anyone should be apologizing it's Kris for birthing out these Yeti beasts in the first place!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:11pm.
Seriously, can someone please post this on PMK's twitter? That would be AWESOME.
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Somebody could tweet it, but it wouldn't show up to PMK unless PMK was actually following that person.
#hatethatIknowthismuchabouttwitter
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Are her tweets private? If they're public, all you have to do is address the tweet to her...@krisjenner or whatever she is, and it'll show up in her 'mentions' :) *races over to twitter*
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Her:"I bought sparkling wine. Let's have girls night!" Me:"I would rather put a cigarette out on my clit." - Slashleen on Twitter
Anonymous 101, this avatar represents more effort than I've put into Christmas for years.
It kinda makes Dlisted feel like an online office Christmas party, only with better gossip.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Finally! I see the faggy elf!
I almost picked him. Then I thought "NOBODY's gonna want Burl Ives, so I'll take one for the team."
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Great new avies, dog and migraineuse, you too Jacko - I take it that kid was treated by dog's avie ;)
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:13pm.
Dog, I am still seeing the crazed terrier who looks strangely like James Hetfield from Metallica.
Do I need to refresh the browser some more or what?
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Yup. F5
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:11pm.
Seriously, can someone please post this on PMK's twitter? That would be AWESOME.
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Somebody could tweet it, but it wouldn't show up to PMK unless PMK was actually following that person.
#hatethatIknowthismuchabouttwitter
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Dog, I am still seeing the crazed terrier who looks strangely like James Hetfield from Metallica.
Do I need to refresh the browser some more or what?
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:10pm.
Do women have prostates??
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No, the prostate's function is to make fluid for semen. And thank you for reminding me that I should be studying LOL
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
I see Khloe is trying IVF treatments. A co-worker pointed out that she's a little young for that but I pointed out that when you were born with a pecker, pregnancy in the natural is pretty difficult.
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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit? That Daniel Craig used his talent to become a millionaire celebrity while the Kardashians' used Kim's asshole?
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Seriously, can someone please post this on PMK's twitter? That would be AWESOME.
Do women have prostates??
ETA: *googles* WHY YES THEY DO!! also known as the Skene's gland... I'll be damned.
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Okay, here's my new avatar. I got the faggy elf dentist because you hoors took all the good ones.
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I don't get it. If one of my tranny daughters got her prostate pounded like a play doh factory on tape, I think that I would be ashamed of her.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:55am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:45am.
Darknight - your avie is giving me tingles in mah special purpose...
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You're welcome?
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YES! spank you!!
I, too, am in the Christmas spirit... :P
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Testing new Christmas avatar...
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:57am.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:50am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:25am.
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Um ... oooooookkkaaaaayyyyy. :\
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
Submitted by guest on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:51am.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:44am.
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Awe, poor guest. :) I was kind of terrified of him also when I was younger; but now, I like him. Actually, PMK should feature him in her 2011 Kristmas Kards -- as he looks ao much like her brood, just much less scarier ;)
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
They're Gosselin their way out! almost time people almost time!!
What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit? That Daniel Craig used his talent to become a millionaire celebrity while the Kardashians' used Kim's asshole?
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Oh my god I love this.
Mama Kris is just too precious. And delusional.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:50am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:25am.
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How does Rudolf symbolize the oppression of women?? **scratches head**
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Are you ready for this? Leaving the womenfolk in the cave while the men went out to fight the good fight.
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They have a lot of nerve. There's nothing that they can say about Daniel Craig or any other real actor/actress. They are famous for making an as$es out themselves and the plastic surgery dolls tape.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:45am.
Darknight - your avie is giving me tingles in mah special purpose...
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You're welcome?
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
MK's made me cry tears of laughter!! Loves it.
It kills me how the K Klan try to pass Kim off as this demure & conservative flower. This bitch sucked off Ray J on camera. She's famous for amateur porn...demure my ass.
Hang on a sec. Is that Pimp Mama Kris's bj face? I can totally see her going down on Bruce like that (his is probably the same size as the straw) and her glancing over to a computer screen that shows how much her kids are making every hour. (Kinda like the stock market readers)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:44am.
:). I was terrified of The Abominable when I was little. Like hide yo face in yo hands & your auntie's lap terrified. LOL. Oh & just fyi Amazon has a set of Rudolph ornaments. Too cute!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:25am.
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How does Rudolf symbolize the oppression of women?? **scratches head**
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
I knew there was a reason I loved Daniel all these years.... I lurve him even more now...
What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit? That Daniel Craig used his talent to become a millionaire celebrity while the Kardashians used Kim's asshole? Burn.
I don't think I've ever loved you more than I do right this minute, Mikey. You have summed up the Kardashians' sorry excuse for fame in a few blindingly true sentences.
BRAVO. ::slow claps::
BTW, speaking of avies and sorry if I tend to mention this in every Daniel Craig post, but I miss IDML. :(
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
Submitted by guest on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:43am.
Dog! Dog! No need to over analyze one of the classics. Let's just enjoy it as is. Hand mom a cup of egg nog with rum so she can chill. Lol.
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I can't watch it. Shit makes me cry and that's not allowed.
*reports self*
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Darknight - your avie is giving me tingles in mah special purpose...
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Lmao Darknight!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:21am.
Dog!!!! IKR! Anony101 had The Abominable as their avie yesterday so I just had to. *secretly hopes everyone will do one too* :D
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Awe . . . thanks for noticing ;) OnT: I guess PMK has a point; nevermind being an award-winner actor and winning the coveted role of James Bond after Pierce Brosnan decided to retire, HE NEVER RELEASED A SEX TAPE!!! And he wants people to take him seriously??? * eyeroll *
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
Dog! Dog! No need to over analyze one of the classics. Let's just enjoy it as is. Hand mom a cup of egg nog with rum so she can chill. Lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Daniel is a talented, sought after actor. Kim is a pissed on whore. Got it straight now Khris?
I just can't with all that eyeliner dem bitches insist on wearing. *Looks at thumb #4* What the fuck happened to her nose? Is that the look she was going for? *Wonders how much PMK paid for that disaster*
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What happened to that old whore's mangled nose? She paid money for THAT?? I laugh.
The machine, I LOVE your avie.
PMK's career = pimp, lier, cheat, devil's whore, flight attendant, plastic surgery fiend, author of bullshit, famewhore.
Illustrious indeed. Wonder what her Linked in recommendations say about her ass?