The Kuntrashians Would Never Stoop Down To Daniel Craig's Level
Daniel Craig completed everyone's life recently when wise words of beautiful wisdom spilled out of his poetry hole during an interview with GQ Magazine. This is the original quote, and yes, it should be mandatory for schoolchildren to memorize it and recite it right before saying the Pledge of Allegiance every morning.
"Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions. I don't think they were that badly off to begin with but now look at them. You see that and you think, 'What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?' I'm not judging it—well, I am obviously."
Doesn't that just give your soul a boner? Well, Heat Magazine (via TS) asked Pimp Mama Kris, seen below with the ghost of a praying mantis at The Hollywood Reporter's Famewhoring Whores Women in Entertainment luncheon, what she thinks about the truth according to James Bond (and the world). Being the piece of delusional shit that she is, Pimp Mama Kris let a bull's anus do the talking for her and it said this:
"(He has) crossed the line. It's not made him look like the world's nicest guy. The right thing for a real man to do now would be to issue a public apology. The easy thing would be to criticize his career now, but our family won't stoop to that level."
I don't think Daniel Craig heard Pimp Mama Kris' response since the verbal shit of earth scum doesn't travel all the way up, up, up, up, up, up, up to his perch on the highest level. Stoop to that level?! This Cousin Balki-looking bitch is either a comedic genius or she's obsessively dedicated to the art of being fucking delusional. Rat shit and Snooki's tampon sit a few dozen levels above the Kardashians on the pyramid of life.
What is she going to attack in Daniel Craig's career? That is an impossible mission. That's like me attacking the writing skills of George Bernard Shaw. That's like a maggot on a piece of rotten hamburger attacking a cow for not being fresh. What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit? That Daniel Craig used his talent to become a millionaire celebrity while the Kardashians' used Kim's asshole? Burn.
Pimp Mama Kris needs to stop acting like there's an exit for the High Road on the Famewhore Highway.
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Submitted by Spoiled on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:33am.
GBDC - God Bless Daniel Craig <3
Team Daniel Craig and no apology needed!
WTF does she mean her family won't stoop so low,...bitch you & your family are already low. Y'all been on those knees sucking dick for years.karadashians =fans whores.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:44am.
Wow, this bitch is nuttier than squirrel shit.
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No squirrel nut pie for you this Christmas, Mister Grinch!
That Daniel Craig used his talent to become a millionaire celebrity while the Kardashians' used Kim's asshole? Burn.
lolololol omgMK lolololol
Seriously, bitch who is famous for having a fat ass daughter who got plowed on video, sit. The. Fuck. Down.
Take that! :p
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:42am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:38am.
any hole associated with them is not going to be small. It'll be huge
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Funny you should say that because I was going to say something about a bigger hole and Kim's fat ass.:)
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I know. I was in your head a few minutes ago and saw that thought but then I looked to the right and..............YOU DIRTY BIRDY!
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It was rather gentlemanly of Daniel Craig to not mention that this whole pack of greasy, baby talking moronic sluts, big black studs and entourage got their TV shows upon which to act like fucking idiots because Mama Kris filmed Kim getting it in the ass and peed on by an F-list black rapper and released the video to the internet.
But that's the British way, stiff upper lip, and all. Daniel Craig for King!
Wow, this bitch is nuttier than squirrel shit.
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There are few things worse than someone who has grand kids trying to look and dress like a 20-something. F*ck off, PMK.
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OH, but Kim will stoop to being a human urinal????
Where is their apology to us for being on tv?
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:38am.
any hole associated with them is not going to be small. It'll be huge
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Funny you should say that because I was going to say something about a bigger hole and Kim's fat ass.:)
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:31am.
I DO NOT NEED TO SEE PMK'S OPEN PIE HOLE!
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Seconded. It doesn't even look like a piehole. More like a Silly Putty hole.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Until this post I had never understood why Daniel Craig was hot, but now my eyes are opened. Right here on Dlisted, I have achieved enlightenment.
I will now eat some potato chips, and contemplate my new spiritual path. Or, I'll wish the Kardashians on a rocket to the sun. That would work too.
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Dat troof hurts.
Daniel's truth is like the blue laser-beams that shoot from his freakishly beautiful blue eyes.
Homina homina homina!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:35am.
Danny boy here desreves a high five from every person that worked their asses off to have a career. Public apology for what telling the truth? Every Time this CUNT opens her mouth she buries that disgusting POS shit family a few inches deeper. By the end of the year there should be small hole in CHINA with their family name on it!
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Hey now. We're talking about the Kardashians and any hole associated with them is not going to be small. It'll be huge, stretched out, and full of sh*t.
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Right, as if Daniel Craig could be arsed to make a public apology. I'd say the only reason he even mentioned them in the first place is because these fuckers are EVERYWHERE, he'd have to be blind not to notice. You just know that Pimp Mama is CREAMING herself over this. GAH!!!
Wow! ANOTHER reason to lurve Daniel Craig! MK, I must say that this post fucks me up, because I have vowed to boycott reading about or looking at the K's. But then you put Daniel in the post!
Worlds are colliding, Jer!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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So, you'll criticize someone who landed the in-demand leading man role in a soon to be critically acclaimed novel adaptation? Ever hear of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? The film so good the New Yorker critic broke the review embargo to do the literary equivalent of FIRST!!!1!? Yes, go ahead Kris. Knock Daniel Craig's ability to do something other than whore himself. I'll be waiting.
"That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?"
Oooooooooooooooooooooo! THAT my friends is how you do a proper burn. *golf claps for MK*
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Danny boy here desreves a high five from every person that worked their asses off to have a career. Public apology for what telling the truth? Every Time this CUNT opens her mouth she buries that disgusting POS shit family a few inches deeper. By the end of the year there should be small hole in CHINA with their family name on it!
oh one more thing, mrs. jenner. you and your kartrashian daughters DO behave like fucking idiots and have no talent or class
Her family won't stoop to that level because they're already so low, stooping would actually be a step up.
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oollo stupid bitch his career is doing just fine, I mean unless you call being cast as James Bond a low point, fucking stupid bitch hahaha I know I know like your ILLUSTRIOUS CAREER OF DOING ????????????????????????????????????????????
plus he's hot as fuck jesus christ holy hell
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
GBDC - God Bless Daniel Craig <3
Daniel Craig only spoke the truth. The truth hurts, Mrs. Jenner.
I DO NOT NEED TO SEE PMK'S OPEN PIE HOLE!
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