Afternoon Crumbs
DAMN! Brad Pitt is looking hotter than ever. Who said that a fedora doesn't make the hot piece? - Popsugar
Gymboree is making grey peacoats now? - Lainey Gossip
Charlize Theron's got a Batman head on her dress - Hollywood Tuna
"Hey dad, if you hear your daughter screaming Justin Bieber's name in her bedroom, take that as a scream for help and have her committed immediately." - The Superficial
Brad Pitt wasted a cheeseburger that he should've given to St. Angie's malnourished ass - Celebitchy
Scout Willis' ass looks like two blind manatees trying to kiss - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Brokeback Perry - Towleroad
Picture #1: Marry, Punch, Fuck - The Berry
I wonder which flavor Charlize Theron's Fruit Rollup dress is? - Popoholic
But who is going to play Taylor Armstrong in the Lifetime movie version of her book? My vote goes to Iggy Pop. - ICYDK
Baby got swag - Cityrag
Claire Danes is looking very "middle-aged single mother from Florida who regularly gets arrested for drunkenly humping the breakfast bar at IHOP." What I'm trying to say is, Claire Danes has never looked hotter - Just Jared
Making meth at Walmart? Now THIS is the America I know and love - The Daily What
SPOILER ALERT: They're both bottoms - OMG Blog
Remember when Nicole Richie looked like she needed UNICEF's help and now she's at one of their fancy balls! - Hollywood Rag
Because nothing is more exciting than a TRAMPOLINE!!! rolling down the sidewalk - Videogum
Men's Health should really drug test their readers before they allow them to vote - I'm Not Obsessed
hahaha!Alecuntra speaks about nazi grammar!!
Submitted by liverwurst on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 6:47pm.
pfft! please. I'm more clever than you when I'm in a coma. Jen Ansiton is hot and you're not. Now why don't you just go wipe your ass real good and get over it;)
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So lets break this down and pretend you gonna understand me, you are more clever then me when you are in a coma?? your english is also not top notch is it, also have you been in a coma, was you more clever then me then? My god your joke was L.A.M.E
You sound really reasonable now, really, Jen is hot and I am not, you dont even know how I look like neither face or body. And even if I did look hotter even in your opinion, of course you wouldnt say so.
Why dont I go and wipe my ass?? is that ment to be insultive or instructive, because in that colony you live in, you probably dont wipe your asses, in any case you can lick my bum clean for me.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
pfft! please. I'm more clever than you when I'm in a coma. Jen Ansiton is hot and you're not. Now why don't you just go wipe your ass real good and get over it;)
Ugh, Angelina's arms.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Submitted by liverwurst on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 5:33pm.
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Nice try, delusionist, but you didnt prove me wrong.
And yes english is my second language, and I gotta say your spelling is pretty shitty too, considering you are going all Nazi grammar on me because you havent got anything clever to say.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by Allessandra on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 5:22pm.
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LMFAO!!!!! You freak out so easily when proven wrong;)
P.S. You have the grammar and ass of a baboon. English your second language?
Submitted by liverwurst on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 1:17pm.
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Jennifer wasnt even the hottest in her marriage!
That crap was bought and rigged..puh-lease shes number one and britney spears, number 4?? beating Theron and al the other women who are hot and beautiful.
You dont deserve, for me to spellcheck.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Why is it that no matter how dressed-up Jolie is, she never brings one iota of glamor to these kinds of events? She could be walking around a Walmart in that photo - it would make as much sense to me as seeing her here. She never brings the glamor!!!
Maybe it is the tattoos - IMHO they just don't go with evening gowns. I can't stand her smug ass, but she looked good right before she hooked up with that dork Pitt. She went to a premiere wearing a leopard print coat and jeans, and looked 1000x more like a movie star than she does here.
I hope her movie BOMBS and she makes good on her hundred promises to retire to spend time with her child army.
IHateCharityChic:
Where is this photo of Angie naked in the shower? I wanna see. Heh-heh.
It's more than known that men don't have the same views about women that women themselves. Chicks are raging lunatic cannibals when it comes to criticizing other women. You see, most men don't give a shit if the dress matches the shoes or if she's wearing the same shade of black overall, they don't give a shit if her clothes cost more than she can afford, or if it took her 2 hours to get her hair done. This is some of the petty shit WE tend to notice immediately, specially when said chick looks 1000 times better than us. The immediate reaction some women have is to belittle the other woman in order to reassure herself of her own self-worth.
Another thing, sexy and hot mean two different shit for men and women. It's more than known that sexy is all about attitute and security in your own assets. Not about being skinny or expensive clothes and accessories. A few days ago I was talking about this with my husband and told him that if he's at a bar and two women walk in, one skinny and wearing expensive crap and the other slitghtly chubby, normal clothes but that SOMETHING that makes her attractive, who would he choose and he told me, unsurprisingly, that he would pick the second woman. He went on about how there is a chick at work who's chubby, wears clothes that accentuate her good parts, smells really good but overall has that THING that makes her attractive, she makes the men over there drool. She has that SOMETHING called sexy and that's shit that you can't buy anywhere. THIS is what dudes see and women are blind enough to overlook. They're not the blind ones, WE are.
So yeah, I see why men picked Aniston as the sexiest. These men LIKE Aniston, no matter how some chicks love to pick on her for not being pretty enough. As for Shitters, well, they're also living in the past with her. She used to be pretty nice looking, even of she's below her own standards. It's the Shitters they remember and fell in love with they're voting for. These lists are retarded either way.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Allessandra on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 10:08am.
Of course it is relevant wether they are straight or not, watchutalkinbout??
You know, I know, everybody knows that it was bought b Aniston. Even her rabid fans cant say she is hotter then Theron, or Loren, and Britney being number 4 speaks volumes.
But the backlash is coming, nobody believes it, Anistons agent must have been as deluded as pimp mama cris, riggin this.
I wonder who reads mens health anyway.
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What is relevant: the men polled who read Men's Health (2011 circulation is 1,892,760) find Jennifer Ansiton HOT . It doesn't matter if you don't find JA hot, or the men you know find JA hot.. The men "polled who read Men's Health" find her hot. See? There are things called "details" that you seem to pass over. As in "whether" or not to use spell check?
So, if the media declares the holie one sexiest it is the truth but if they say the same thing about Aniston it is a lie.
Do I have that right?
we are dumbed down more that I thought.
Submitted by liverwurst on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 9:55am.
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Of course it is relevant wether they are straight or not, watchutalkinbout??
You know, I know, everybody knows that it was bought b Aniston. Even her rabid fans cant say she is hotter then Theron, or Loren, and Britney being number 4 speaks volumes.
But the backlash is coming, nobody believes it, Anistons agent must have been as deluded as pimp mama cris, riggin this.
I wonder who reads mens health anyway.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by Allessandra on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 8:48am.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 8:37am.
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Get out of that "Jen deserved to win" Matrix, read the comments of straight guys on this link about Jen winning.
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Not one of the comments made by men (assuming they're men) that I read claim to be straight. However it's irrelevant isn't it? The poll wasn't amongst the posters of that blog but from "menshealth.com" Those men, whether straight or gay, find Jennifer Ansiton more desirable than Angelina Jolie ;)
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 8:37am.
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Get out of that "Jen deserved to win" Matrix, read the comments of straight guys on this link about Jen winning.
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/jennifer-aniston-voted-hottest-woman-time-1...
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by Allessandra on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 6:48am.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 5:57am.
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Regarding what you said about Aniston, that didnt happen. :)
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Not sure what you are even referring to. You couldn't have possibly been any more vague. Still, from your previous posts it's pretty clear that if YOU don't agree with something then it can't possibly be true. Have you ever checked out celebitchy? You should go over there. They even ban people for posting things they disagree with.
I'm off to enjoy my Sunday. Later haters.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 5:57am.
These polls aren't just about looks
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You're right. They're about pitting women against each other.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Sat, 12/10/2011 - 5:57am.
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Regarding what you said about Aniston, that didnt happen. :)
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by heima on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 8:42pm.
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I dont find Winslet attractive but I agree wih the rest of your list.
Charlize is extremely beautiful, I think she should of won.
There is no way that Jennifer deserved to win, not even in her own world that she and her Agent are living in. Period.
As for Britney being number 4, that just shows how RIGGED and bought this thing was, or did they do it backwrards? like the the most not sexy women?!
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
@IHateCharityChic
I've actually seen many interesting interviews with Charlize Theron. I didn't like her until I saw her interviewed on TV and saw how genuine she is. (I previously just thought she was one of those orange Hollywood types.) She has had a fascinating life (particularly her childhood), does not seem pretentious or to take herself too seriously, is always very appreciative for what she gets, and she can definitely be funny. She may be a bit serious at times but she is probably the most interesting actor I've ever come across. (And she does have a light, fun side too.)
Angie's arms are so ugly. They're overly long and crooked. Sort of pigeon toed at the elbows...with those big catcher's mitt sized hands at the bottom. ugh!
Submitted by 12stepstohell on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 4:03pm.
Who is the Punch in the marry punch fuck picture?
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Dax Shepard. I honestly don't have ANY idea why I know that off the top of my head since I don't really remember him in anything from his IMDB page.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1009277/
OK, looooong rant. It's Sunday morning, everyone is asleep and I have nothing better to do.
--Maybe if BRAND-gelina hadn't turned their relationship. children and charity work into a global brand, publishing intimate photos of their children at home, a naked Angelina taking a shower and endlessly talking about their sex lives whenever they have a film to promote, not to mention whoring out their children's privacy at every turn, they too could go to the park with their kids.
-- I know lots of dudes who think Aniston is hot and have been seriously crushing on her since the mid 90's. I can't even begin to tell you how many guys I know who have watched every episode of Friends or Office Space 1000 times because of Aniston. And who ran out to go see "Horrible Bosses" the day it opened.
--As for Kate Winslet, men and more than a few women, don't like her perceived snottiness. Charlize Theron might be beautiful, but has anyone ever paid to see her in a movie or seen an interview with her where she has said something funny or interesting or made fun of herself? These polls aren't just about looks. They're about crushing on a woman or lusting after a girl when they were 16 year old boys or when they first heard of the girl, who herself was barely 16, which is why Carrie Fisher and Britney Spears are also high on the list. Just like there are reasons why Esquire has been crushing on Aniston forever. Spike TV, Men's Health, Aniston often lands at the top of these men's polls because she embodies a variety of different things. Some men prefer a woman who is warm, sweet and sexy as opposed to a humorless, ball-busting anorexic psycho who has turned her ENTIRE life into a giant political statement. Whenever I hear people talk about how hot Jolie is, it's almost always women. This was a MEN'S poll.
--Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's kids are trying too hard. Also very meh in the looks department.
--All Taylor Armstrong has done in the past six months is milk the suicide of her husband. Did she ever mention the domestic abuse before he died and could still defend himself? Granted, I've never seen that shit show, but I don't remember hearing anything about it before he died.
Brad Pitts looks like every tries-too-hard pseudo hipster I see here in Vancouver wearing those glasses he probably doesn't even need.
Like it or not, most of the airheads that read Men's Health want overly tanned women with bitty waists, shiny teefs and long blond hair.
Jesus- look at her arm in that picture. And you know that the camera does add pounds. She must look repulsive in person. Nice dress though.
And Tommy!! Wow- I'm so confused. I thought I was so over any Tommy crush days, but he looks so scrumptious in those pics!! Note to Tom - keep the clothes on. Move as little as possible.
Manimal, lmao. Maybe she started late? Maybe she had a younger boyfriend and he hung around with younger people. It started with pot smoking and hanging out while watching movies. Then they started clubbing and taking ecstasy. Then cocaine followed by meth.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 11:50pm.
Wowl! That's if she would have lasted another six months. Not that she's old really but at her age it's time to give it up!
This picture makes me think she's fucking Kenny Rodgers for some chicken.
Well that's awkward, the meth lady is really 45. Maybe shes a new addict. If she hadn't been caught, in 6 months she would have looked 60. Yes that's gotta be right. I feel so much better.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
My guess is that the Wal Mart meth lab woman is 33 years old.
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How much is Hollina paying the old guy to parade with her like this.
Did Maniston's teddy bear collection vote?
Angie still too skinny but WOWSVILLE in that dress, gotta hand it to her
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Angie looks like she forgot to wash and brush her hair
That is all
Again, I am confused. How does one go into manufacturing drugs in a Wal-Mart for 6 hours before the cops are called?
Did people think she was whipping up a frozen sampler plate for customers to try? And isn't meth supposed to be highly explosive or some shit when they make it?
I wonder if she rolled back the price on her meth?
ahahahahahahahahahaha @ taylor armstrong/iggy pop thing.
Although, I do also consider that an insult to Mr. Pop
During puberty normal girls develop breasts, the Willis-Moore's girls big chins. Unfair.
I thought that Scout was the pretty one, I was wrong.
Men's Health's poll is so wrong. Where are Charlize, Ava, Milla, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, Lauren, Virna and so on?
Wow, Angelina looks damn good there. Whoa-ho-ho. Ahh..t o be rich, famous, stay at home, and make movies on the side and buy whatever you want. But then again... as Brad just said, they can't just go to the park when they want. Wish I had just $2 million then I'd be happy since i am good at saving my cash, anyway.
Rade Šerbedžija is a hottie, Angie... meh.
Angelina's skinny ass gets on my last nerve...
However....
That bitch looks hot as fuck in that dress. JESUS!!!
Who's the guy hand-holding with Angie?
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"I've always said that it's Victor Garber's world and we're just living in it, so I can't be mad."
It is with a great shame that I must admit Tom Cruise looks really good in those pictures and this is maybe the first time in a decade I think he is HOT and I would totally let him Xenu me in the sauna
I absolutely love the Brokeback Perry parody video.
Seriously, Men's Health? Maybe the 'roids started to effect your reader's brains.
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"I'm a godless heathen and I approve this message."
So Anorexelina went to Rent-A-Hasid, I see...
Why do Demi and Bruce's butt ugly spawn keep putting themselves in front of the cameras! They should be way behind them. No one wants to see that flabby ass.
Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 5:38pm.
Wow, I think the voting in Mens Health consisted of 2 people - the publicists for Anniston and Spears
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Agreed. And I see that the list doesn't include Iman (who still looks good despite her age) and how in the hell did Halle Berry land so far down the list?
MLK, if you are looking down on this fuckery, you can see that we still have a long way to go.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
I love Aniston, but she is no way in hell the hottest woman of all time. And Britney? Britney who walks in public bathrooms barefoot? And has smelly feet? Sorry. Maybe 20 year old Britney could have contended in this list, but after age 22, her sexiness was never to be seen again.
Angie looks great at that premiere. She still needs to gain 15 lbs back.
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Who me? A tease? Brother, please
You're just having bad memories
About some skeeze who did the squeeze
And had you on your hands and knees
-Salt N Pepa
“Brad and Angie, there’s much more pressure on them than there is on me. He [Pitt] asked me what my everyday is like. I said, ‘Well, I grab the kids from school, and then we go over to the park.’ And he was just looking at me, like, ‘How can you do that?’ Because he can’t.”
Matt Damon forgot to add, "For Brad, everything has to be a production. His balls are in a vice, also known as Angie's hands. Any semblance of a normal life is impossible because Angie's ego dominates their family's lives."
I HATE Taylor Armstrong!!!!!!!!!
I hope they kick her off of RHOBH cause she ruins that shit. The first time I saw her on that show I said that is one phoney bitch. She is milking her husbands death for all it's worth and doesn't give a damn about her daughter, just like at her daughter's birthday party. Gross.
I didn't even recognize Whorelie in that picture. It looks like that one girl who looks like she looked at the sky and an anvil fell on her face . . . whatsherface, Julia Stiles, I think.