Hot Slut Of The Day!
Welcome to Florida, where a video of a trickster squirrel pulling a fire alarm is real news. (Note: I shouldn't say shit, because in New York, the local news' top story for three days has been Alec Baldwin getting kicked off that plane for refusing to curb his Words with Friends fix.)
School officials at Blackburn Elementary in Palmetto, FL recently reviewed security camera footage from the day they had a false fire alarm, because the local fire department was about to throw a fine at their asses. What they found is this sneaky ass squirrel climbing up a wall to pull the alarm. The squirrel has been squatting in the school's kitchen for months. They have since caught the squirrel, and let's just say, that if your kid goes to Blackburn Elementary, you might want to tell them to stay away from the "chicken" nuggets. No. The school says they released that squirrel back into the wild.
Where the hell was this squirrel when I was in school? I had to give the performance of my life to get out of class. I had to basically channel Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas by moaning about how my stomach is about to explode out of my asshole and shit. And this squirrel just has to sashay in and pull a fire alarm? I guess there comes a time in every dumb bitch's life when they realize that a squirrel is smarter than them. I bet that squirrel just smoked a joint in the boys bathroom and wanted to give the weed smoke some time to clear so he caused a diversion. Well played, squirrel.
And a clip of a furry squirrel pulling on a bright red knob is the closest I'll ever get to watching a Prince Hot Ginge sex tape, right?
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Oh, I Heart you, MK!
Lmao throughout this post. I lurve saquirrls! ahaa!
Omg at "let's just say, that if your kid goes to Blackburn Elementary, you might want to tell them to stay away from the 'chicken" nuggets'."
Those little bitches ARE smart! And fiendish!
My nephew, who shall remain nameless, shot and skinned a squirrel a few weeks back. That boy! He made this cute little squirrel hide (like a bear hide rug thingy)that he left displayed in his sister's room. hahaaa!
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Aww, kids and squirrels. Thingin else like 'em!
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Haha! This is one the schools where I substitute. It's interesting that they use the camera to bust a squirrel. Normally, they just shrug off bad behavior.
My cat can flush the toilet. He does it for fun. I had to tape cardboard to the top of the toilet (toilets here flush by pushing this panel thing on top of the tank) to make him stop.
If I film him doing this, will you make him a Hot Slut, MK?
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Love the squirrels. I've got one that gets on my balcony, sits at the patio door and fucks with my cat. Drives my cat crazy....funny as hell.
guest I've watched that thing 1000 times and cracked up 1000 times. I like practical joker squirrel up there too, what a little asshole. *swoooon*
Jack..SPLAT! lol.
Sweetas...lmao @ that squirrel! Would love to see the heavy breather who was filming that. Hahaha.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 9:29am.
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*stands out on roof waving laptop for better reception*
SAY WHAT??? :)
Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 9:26am. lolol your neighbors probably appreciate that. ;)
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 8:21am.
straw roof... internet connection... *confused face*
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Submitted by guest on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 8:59am.
Clever little bastard!
I think they're cute until they try & cross the street. It's always run...stop in oncoming traffic...look around...THEN run back to where they started.
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I hate it when you're driving and they finally make it across the damn street and right when you get to them their dumbasses dart back out in to traffic... *BRAAAAKES* fuckin idiots
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 9:23am.
darknight - I saw "there's a lot of fucking" on the sidebar and rushed in here lol. *disappointed*
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Sorry to disappoint. There is a lot of fucking IN the apartment but sadly not outside.
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darknight - I saw "there's a lot of fucking" on the sidebar and rushed in here lol. *disappointed*
I like this squirrel better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q
There's a lot of fucking squirrels around my apartment. They have no shame or fear. Won't even run if you come near them, just stare back with an "I dare you" look.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 8:25am.
Squirrels are nothing but RATS with bushy tails and better balance!
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LMAO Sucky's story!!!!! KTSH KTSH KTSH KTSH
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
Clever little bastard!
I think they're cute until they try & cross the street. It's always run...stop in oncoming traffic...look around...THEN run back to where they started. *smh*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I must admit the red squirrels found in Europe are purrty too!
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
Love squirrels, even if they are just tree rats.
When I was in college, the squirrels would come sit on the patio of our dorm. They weren't tame, but they certainly weren't afraid. Once I stuck sleeve of my sweatshirt out (hand inside, of course) and one of the little bastards bit it. I had a squirrel hanging from my sleeve. That squirrel kicked ass.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 8:30am.
In Toronto we have white squirrels in some of the parks. Always thought it was an urban legend until I saw one myself.
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I've never seen one here but we do have black squirrels, which are jarring to see when you're used to the grey ones. They're localized but apparently they're not genetic anomalies and in some towns they have entire populations of them.
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I adore squirrels and that little varmint is my hero. Just wow. TEAM VARMINT!
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Am I the only one who actually likes squirrels? I think they're cute. Then again, I used to have a pet rat, so maybe I'm just weird.
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In Toronto we have white squirrels in some of the parks. Always thought it was an urban legend until I saw one myself.
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*Name Deleted* : Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
well I think you guys will hate me, once I fed a squirrel and he sat on my lap, yes a wild squirrel, it was so nasty bar and he liked it
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Squirrels are nothing but RATS with bushy tails and better balance!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 8:03am.
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Sweet baby Jesus with the KTSH KTSH KTSH--- that's EXACTLY what it sounds like only with boots on! We have a straw roof on our house and some kind of little fucker is up there going mental almost every night. Gives me the creeps, it does.
Squirrels may look cute and cuddly but they some of the biggest cunts in the animal kingdom out there! Truf!! The fact that dogs hate their bushy @$$es more than they do cats should give you a clue.
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 8:03am.
fucking hate squirrels, my first place was an attic in some house where the rest of the rooms were doctor's offices ($400 a month!!) and everrrrryyytime I'd either jerk off or go to sleep, there would be squirrels
J.O> material squirrels w/ sucky
i like squirrels sneaky lil bastards
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what a crafty little rat...
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
fucking hate squirrels, my first place was an attic in some house where the rest of the rooms were doctor's offices ($400 a month!!) and everrrrryyytime I'd either jerk off or go to sleep, there would be squirrels SCURRYING ALL OVER THE ROOF KTSH KTSH KTSH KTSH THEN I WOULD THROW A SHOE AT THE CEILING SHUTT UPPP then they chewed their way through a wall and into one of the doctor's office and were TRAPPED INSIDE and totally destroyed his office and waiting room, they were promptly caught AFTER THAT so FUCK SQUIRRELS. SQUH RULLS.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That shifty little bastard! Not a fan of the squirrels, me.