Friday, December 9th 2011
Lindsay Lohan's Spread Leaks
Lindsay Lohan and Playboy jumped Marilyn Monroe's image in a back alley and all of the pictures from that tragic event have already leaked a week before they're supposed to come out. You can get it (NSFW) here, here, and here. It's way beyond Photoshop. It's a blond Pete Burns painted in velvet. If the Chinese guy at my deli, splattered himself in orange paint and threw a dusty white wig on his head, he'd look more like Lindsay Lohan than Lindsay Lohan does. Those pool noodle lips (the ones on her face) looked better on the Rocky Horror Picture Show poster.
As WOW Report said, "It's Amanda Lepore!" Well, Amanda Lepore with disappearing nipple plates.
(Thanks to Chelsea and Jonathan)
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Please tell me that White Oprah was her fluffer/nip twister. On second thought, no. Please don't. :P
EMBRACE THE GINGE YOU STUPID WHORE! YOU ARE NOT MARILYN, YOU NEVER WILL BE! GET OVER IT!!!!!!
So hawt!
Pass the eyebleach, Dog.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Whatever her body situation, the girl can't pose worth shit. She's ungraceful, and awkward in these pics. Her feet in the last pic look beyond unsexy. Also, that wig is so fucking janky. Good lord.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
No her tits aren't horrible, but bitch is 20 something, those suckers shouldn't be sagging at ALL.
A BRA IS YOUR FRIEND BLOHAN!!!
Marilyn did it better.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
*clears froat*
Dear Sandbitch:
Oh, the possibilities. PLEASE do something with these pics like glue Sucky's face onto her swanging udders!
xoxox
Dog
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I think she has nice, real boobs. Anyone who thinks they are gross is plain lying.
The whole Marilyn thing has me shaking my head. Why on earth she doesn't embrace a luscious redhead identity is beyond me.
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Dark-sided!
Did she have a boob job or are those naturals?
I hate such a blatant plagiarism of Marilyn's legendary calendar photo.
Bottomed. Out.
Oh sweet Lord. Some things cannot be unseen. I am so regretful. So, So regretful.
Jesus Christ. Her tits looked better in Machete.
YOU ARE NOT MARILYN MONROE WHORE!!!!!!!!!!
I think she looks pretty damn good... LOVE the tits. I'm sorry what was that?? would what? OH YES I WOULD!!!
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
I may be running low on Cuntorade but I think her boobs (for someone well endowed up top) look good...not what I was expecting anyway. Very 70's early 80's big boobed porn star...
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Can you imagine the smell the photographer had to endure? Ugly, nasty, freckled, diseased, tiny-nipped piece of shitty garbage.
MK, post some Betty White pics, STAT. I need a beauty chaser to this!
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
Submitted by sweet_b on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 12:17pm.
well here's your 70s playboy model you all were thristing for...complete with saggy tits, droppy but....goodness she looks like a truck stop hooker
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But does she have a wild, 70's Demi Moore bush?
Rather glad I can't click on the links at work.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
As much as I loathe this skank, I think her rack looks natural. Not that saggy for such large breasts, despite the many cries of "udders!" and quite frankly awesome. The rest of her body is average to whatever for her age, shapeless legs and pointy ass. Sorry, but my A-cup self would kill for her udders.
who the fuck is that, 'cos it sure looks like they paid their Photoshop person TONS of OT to wash away any trace of the real Blohan.
and btw, I am SO SICK of her faux-Marilyn impersonations - she ain't even close in ANY altered state.
I'm not going to click until I am home but I am just here for the reaction...
*waits for Jack's (AAAH - I typed out your real name first) head to explode!*
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 12:14pm.
udders
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YES UDDERS. THAT'S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE
AND NOOOOO PUSSY? I was waiting for the shot where she takes her labias and spreads them out revealing her inner roasty beefy.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
She looks deformed in some of these pics. Her thighs have been photoshopped together in one of them.
Hugh Hefner must be blind as well as senile.
She looks good IMO. Not what I expected.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
well here's your 70s playboy model you all were thristing for...complete with saggy tits and droppy butt....goodness she looks like a truck stop hooker
THOSE LIPS!!! (and i mean the ones ABOVE her neck)
Ugh. I regret clicking. Now I can't unsee those saggy cartoon tits.
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Douchechill!
This is sad
Her boobs actually look better than I thought they would (except for in the one where she's bending over and they look like udders).
What I'm most upset about is that they had to jack the iconic Marilyn photo shoot. Again. Get over it, Lindsay...you may be a drug addict, but you're not Marilyn. No one is.
Even with her arms all the way up, she still can't drag those udders into a sitting position. And that sagging ass! Who TF finds any of this sexy?
*looks over at Jack and Whamo*
Maybe?
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Her legs look terrible!
... and the Photoshop life-time award goes to....
God, that doesn't even look like her. I cannot believe how different she looks from when she was younger vs. now.
EYE BLEACH! EYE BLEACH!
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