Alec Baldwin Apologizes To Alec Baldwin
American Airlines is going to go to its bankrupt grave without ever giving Alec Baldwin the "WE SO SOWWY" he thinks he deserves for getting kicked the hell off of a flight after throwing a Words with Friends-induced melodramatic bitchy fit. So Alec put on his best AA pilot drag (IDENTIFY THEFT ALERT!) and apologized to himself during Weekend Update on SNL last night.
How many points does BITCHPLEASE get you on WWF? But seriously, Alec was so good at this that it's almost like he wakes up every morning, puts on a captain hat, gets in front of the bathroom mirror and says "Alec Baldwin is an American treasure." Yeah, he totally does that right before he sits on the toilet and uses his frustration over a difficult WWF game to push out a stuck shit.
Since NBC.com is prejudiced against non-American IPs, click here or here if the shit above is blocked for you.
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Team Alec, I cant with flight attendants last time on an 8 hr flight, I had to fill out some visa forms, and had no pen and asked the flight attendant to borrow me one, she said she was gonna do it in some time. Half hour went by and nothing, so I clicked that call button (I dunno the name in english) and I must of waited like another half hour, and when she came she just switched it off and ignored me (Airberlin flight)!!! And this was when they werent doing anything, they werent busy.
They always seem to be smug as fuck an nicer to men, here is an article about what people mostly hate, about flight attendants.... ONE OF THE THINGS IS FLIRTING WITH MEN, WHILST IGNORING THE WOMEN, ha.
http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/what-passengers-hate-about-flight-att...
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by coca on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 7:21pm.
Now a days flying is an endurance test and nothing is worse than the selfish passenger who threatens to delay everyone else because they have to indulge their own self importance.
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 7:16pm.
Team That's Not A Midwestern Accent as well. I'm a native, and nobody talks like that 'round these parts.
That said, in this skit, Alec Baldwin is just one half a bald head away from being the perfect Dr. Phil. SNL needs to have him back in that capacity.
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ITA with both. Baldwin acted like a douche and deserved to be treated like one (I wish there had been an air marshall on the flight with a large taser - I'd pay to see that footage).
And that's not a midwestern accent - we speak directly through our nasal passages (the closest-sounding accent to ours would be Boston). He sounded like he was trying to do a Texas accent and came off sounding just like Dr. Phil. ______________________________
In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
Alec Baldwin apologizes for being Alec Baldwin....
Can't believe he doesn't have his own plane.
If y'all say it's Southern, I yield to your superior knowledge. What do I know? I'm from California.
But it didn't sound drawl-y enough to me. The Southern accents I have heard were THICK as sausage gravy over a chicken fried steak.
...and now I'm hungry.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
I can't watch this. SNL stopped being funny almost 15 years ago.
Team That Was Funny but I Still Think He's an Asshole Entitled Celebrity.
And it was a Southern accent.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
I hate traveling. I don't do it anymore. Flying is such a fucking nightmare. Between the delays, and the fact that I, a SMALL woman can barely fit in a seat, makes me not want to go anywhere unless I have to.
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And when I think of you I stop myself from cryin’
I just can’t waste my time I must get by
Got to stop belivin' in all your lies
Cause there’s too much to do before I die
-Joe Cocker
SNL was actually funny last night
But the phone thing... it isn't about communication on the same bandwith, it is about detonating a bomb via electronics.
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Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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That's supposed to be a Southern accent. I think Alec Baldwin is hilarious on 'SNL' and '30 Rock' but let's give credit where credit is due: it's mostly due to the writers, with Alec Baldwin contributing good comedic timing. However, even the best comedic timing can't save shitty writing. I think he's a talented actor, but I think he's a sucky person who's probably a nightmare to deal with. Yeah, flying isn't pleasant, but fuck him for thinking the rules don't apply to him. This skit just makes him looks like an even bigger self-important cunt. 'Team America' (fuck yea! Saving the Motherfuckin' World, yea!) indeed.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Now a days flying is an endurance test and nothing is worse than the selfish passenger who threatens to delay everyone else because they have to indulge their own self importance.
Team That's Not A Midwestern Accent as well. I'm a native, and nobody talks like that 'round these parts.
That said, in this skit, Alec Baldwin is just one half a bald head away from being the perfect Dr. Phil. SNL needs to have him back in that capacity.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 1:01pm.
Thanks for the non-American options MK.
This was kinda funny actually. He does a good Midwestern accent.
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Um. Midwestern accent? I thought he was doing a southern-ish accent. What do you consider Midwestern?
I'm outside the U.S. and I can't watch the clip BOO!!! I tried both links but it didn't work :(
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
I am in the US, but I'm prejudiced against SNL, so no vid for me!
Alec Baldwin is on Fox News too much for me to like him..
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"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards
oh, alec..I can't quit you.
And was it strange that they had Katy Perry host, yet she was hardly in the show (not that I blame them). Why have her host? Did they have high hopes and realized their mistake after she showed up for rehearsals?
nobody does oblivious, selfish and self-centered better than baldwin, and i mean that in a "team alec" sorta way.
he's a hot shit even if he was wrong about that phone/rule thing and this is an awesome skit playing on his pissiness.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK83MoyY-HI&feature=related
Team Follow the Rules when Flying.
Team Alec Baldwin is Funny.
Team That Was a Southern Accent.
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I love Alec Baldwin, He is entertaining as an actor & as a person. And I so would until his momma cried. BUT! I loves it even better when a selfish blowhard bully gets put in their place.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
He didn't crack one smile or go off on a rant. I thought it was pretty funny and surprising. His Jack Donaghy character is one of the best on TV.
That said, we do gotta listen to the airline stewards. Don't want to endanger anyone else.
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"Oh Nooo don't go out THERE. What? I tried to warn her." What a spoiled, ungrateful little pig. No wonder why I like Billy Baldwin better.
Still a cunt. Too bad he was singled out to be the only person ever told to turn his shit off.
agree with whoever said, don't wanna follow the rules, don't fly on a commercial airline. I fucking hate flying and the last goddam thing I need to see is some celeb asshole bending the rules all over the place.
and this has nothing to do with his talent as an actor.NOTHING.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
If flying with rules that we must all obey, bother his ass. Two word answer for Alec: Fly PRIVATE.
It's that simple.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
@Migraineuse: Midwestern accent? In which state in the Midwest do you imagine people speak like that?!?
In Alec Baldwin's defense, I'm sure he didn't consider that a Midwestern accent, as only a deaf dimwit would do that.
(this, of course, doesn't excuse him for being a bloated, self-absorbed loser in most other aspects of his life)
Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 2:40pm.
Also, has Stefon been hot slut of the day?! If not, then that shit is waaaay overdue.
YES... times one million!
While Alec is a major D-bag in his personal life, you gotta admit he is a funny actor. I love when he does his New Jersey accent on 30 Rock, freaking hilarious.
@ cocoebert
Don't forget about Pete Schweddy.
My mouth is watering just thinking about those balls.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
i hope this latest hissy fit has ruined his political aspirations. i hate this bloated asshole!
I can't hate on Alec Baldwin as he is responsible for Jack Donaghy. Best character ever!!
Also, has Stefon been hot slut of the day?! If not, then that shit is waaaay overdue.
Team America was right!!!
Douché Baldwin. Maybe he should turn his angst toward the FFA, it's the law and all airline have to enforce it. So sorry this pompous tool can't be
inconvenienced to obey the law, so sorry that I can't be inconvenienced by his "acting." Team America was right!!!
Submitted by Wood Dragon on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 1:57pm.
I think this is all bullshit. I think he's getting paid by Words with Friends
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I think you're onto something.
May be the AA employee who asked his outta the plane was unfair or whatever, but I feel uncomfortable watching him say 'come on, one kindle not gonna bring it down'. Pure ignorance. Yes Alec, there are hundreds of people on the plane and their safety depends upon a clear communication line between the pilot and the control tower. Now the rules apply for everyone and you can not 'celebrity' your way out of this. Glad, someone still treats these over indulgent self-styled demi-Gods same as us mere mortals.
I think this is all bullshit. I think he's getting paid by Words with Friends
Migraineuse:
"It's possible to find someone amusing without endorsing their behavior or their character."
Thanks for that, I was looking for an explanation of how I was feeling after watching the clip! I can laugh without inner turmoil now. A lot of people who are funny are assholes.
Merci monsieur MK for the non-american options....the first one worked like a charm. I still can't, with those Baldwin brothers. They all have issues.
It's possible to find someone amusing without endorsing their behavior or their character.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
He should have been ostracized when he called his daughter a pig in that phone message a few years back. Wasn't she 9 years old or something? You can also find a news item about him arguing with police who are blocking his path investigating a crime. Too bad they didn't treat him like they do peaceful demonstrators at Occupy protests. He is a creep. Tracy Morgan is a creep. Tina Fay is beYOND boring and I could not imagine watching that shit show. Can't wait until them, Lorne Michaels, and SNL retire.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Hate that entitled little ass wipe.
I have a love/ hate relationship with this guy. Right now I'm on the fence.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Mickey, did you try the links MK put at the end? The first link worked for me.
http://videos.mediaite.com/video/SNL-Alec-Baldwin-121011;recently_viewed
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Sorry, but if I'm going to choose sides between overworked flight attendants and bloated, entitled celebrities with anger management issues, I'm gonna go for the former. Get over yourself, Alec. It's not cute.
Just imagine having to wait on this guy.
I love Alec Baldwin. Funny stuff.
SNL seems to be getting better.
As always, members with a German-sounding accent are being discriminated against: video not available. So is it any good?
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
This guy is one of those rare people, for me, that I waffle back and forth between liking and disliking.
The skit was funny, though.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
hahaha
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Thanks for the non-American options MK.
This was kinda funny actually. He does a good Midwestern accent.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt