Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This awards season is shaping up to be very interesting. One of my favorite closeted A list movie actresses, only seems to go for women when her relationships with men go sour. Well, after a recent breakup she found herself at an event and met this foreign born B list actress who you would recognize but would be hard pressed to put a name with the face. The foreign born actress has always said she has boyfriends but I don't think anyone has actually ever seen one. Anyway, despite being slightly older than our A list actress, the two hit it off and have been spending a great deal of time with each other and try to spend three or four nights together a month. The interesting thing is that both have a good chance of being nominated for Academy Awards this year in the same category. I wonder how that will work out if one wins. (CDAN)
The category is: Best Actress. The A-list sometimes gayelle is: Charlize Theron (Young Adult)? The B-list foreign actress is: Tilda Swinton (We Need To Talk About Kevin)? You know, usually my lesbian fantasies are about Rojo Caliente and me after a peen-to-poon operation, so it's nice that I have a new lesbian fantasy. And here's some other options since my new favorite thing is guessing which actresses will suck off each other's nipples in the bathroom of the Kodak Theater on Oscar night.Category: Best Actress. A-list actress: Charlize Theron (Young Adult)? B-list actress: Michelle Yeoh (The Lady)?
Category: Best Supporting Actress. A-list actress: Sandra Bullock (Extremely Loud...)? B-list actress: Janet McTeer (Albert Nobbs)?
Category: Best Actress. A-list actress: Michelle Williams (My Week with Marilyn)? B-list actress: Felicity Jones (Like Crazy)?
This foreign born A list movie actor who has not done much with his A list status so is probably slipping to B has run through many women during his time in Hollywood. The problem is they all know of his umm shortcomings in the bedroom. Not only his tiny endowment, but also the fact that he has some premature problems if you know what I mean. He tried dating women from other countries, but they also caught on so now our actor has dated two people in the past two months. Both of them are high school seniors. Legal, but are so excited about dating him they don't care that he is awful in bed and his ego has never been bigger. (CDAN)
The Butler did it? (NSFW) Judge for yourself.
One member of this entertaining family is dropping babies like pebbles, but another is having trouble getting their family started. So the former has offered to help the latter. If the latter couple is still not pregnant by 2013, they can depend on their sibling to carry their baby for them. It’s such an unselfish act, that, although we’re sure they would much rather keep it private, we are hoping that they will consider letting others share in their joy. Perhaps a reality show that focuses on the relationship between the two couples and how the event impacts the whole family? The world really needs to see more of them! (Blind Gossip)
Does Michelle Duggar have a sister we don't know of? You know shit is serious when I'd rather have another Duggar in this world than another Kuntrashian.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilda_Swinton#Personal_life
yet: http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/47593
What dementa said, Tilda is married with a well publicized bf on the side.
Charlize (should) be considered A list with that whole Oscar thing. Then again, who knows how folks classify actors/actresses these days.
Honestly the whole who's what list thing baffles me, so it's less fun to try and guess:(
I like Charlize for the A lister -she's foreign born as required. I was gonna guess KStew for the B lister but of course they DIDN'T just meet - they were in that snow white film together. Oh well.
Charlize is South African MK, so I'm thinking she's the older, foreign born sapphic sister.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
The season finale of Sister Wives was that the newest wife offered to be the surrogate mother for the oldest wife because she no longer can have kids.
Item #1-- BOTH women are foreign born, Charlize was born in South Africa. I don't know if it is those two anyway, Tilda is not b-list. Has anyone seen Orlando? She is amazing!
Item #2-- If a man knows how to use other body parts and is loving and generous, size doesn't matter. I would LOVE to give the Butler a try!
Item #3-- Probably the Trashians. Anything for another reality show!
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 6:09pm.
2. Jude Law
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Butler's gotta few pics out there of him running down a beach (on a WARM day, and not into cold water, btw) with no underwears down theres, and he looks like he's kinda average- sized. Meh. Show-er v grower?
Jude Law is an intriguing guess, though.
Submitted by hotsassypants: "The surrogacy is prolly the "Sister Wives" freaks"
BINGO! There's the one wife that only has one teenage daughter and wants to give that jerk another kid so she can beat out the competition of all the younger (blergh) sister wives. I felt sorry for her.
"Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 8:11pm.
Thank you Kiki,
I drew the hat myself. I know it's a bit lopsided but I'm most proud of the perfect white bobtail at the bottom of the hat. It took about three tries!"
Your efforts paid off. It looks great.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by hotsassypants on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:25pm.
That was my first thought, specially since I heard the newest baby factory offered to get knocked up for the first wife. But it says "two couples" and the Sister Wives freaks are one child-man with four wives, so no.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Tilda's not B list by any means. She may not star in blockbusters, but that girl oozes talent without effort.
Plus she's got the baby daddy and the young stud. I wouldn't be surprised to hear she swings both ways, but as everyone notes, she doesn't keep ANYTHING to herself, so we'd all know if she was gayelle.
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"I've always said that it's Victor Garber's world and we're just living in it, so I can't be mad."
Thank you Kiki,
I drew the hat myself. I know it's a bit lopsided but I'm most proud of the perfect white bobtail at the bottom of the hat. It took about three tries!
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Dark-sided!
Irish Fury - I am LOLing all over the place over the Santa hat on your avatar.
On topic: why does MK continue to give CDAN any attention? As soon as I see one his/her blinds, I immediately dismiss it as manufactured. I mean, seriously.
Also, it can't be a Tilda-Charlize sandwich since they are BOTH foreign born. Tilda's Scottish and Charlize is South African.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Foreign-born actor, A-list slipping to B-list? Hm... Keanu was born in Beirut. But I'd hate to think... you know.
-Einah
Tilda is A-list, already got an Academy Award, her name appears before the title, she was the protagonist in many movies.
Is Michelle Williams considered A-list because she gets an extra-point for not being foreign born?
Tilda doesn't have two dudes in her life. She has
a close friendship with her ex and baby daddy but she has been pretty clear that the personal relationship has been over for years. She is only dating one man: http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2010/07/10/tilda_swintons_menage...
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Dark-sided!
I gotta agree with those saying this BI can't be Tilda. There is no way that woman could keep anything about herself to herself. Plus, she has twins by her husband and travels with her boyfriend and everybody knows this. I think she's first guess for a lot of people because she looks so "boyish" in the way she dresses and styles her hair. Not her though, I'm sure.
Re: Gerry Butler . . . if this is him, it must be horrible to be a supposed stud and you can't live up to that when you take a woman to bed. So pitiful. I wonder if there's a transplant for that little problem?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 5:57pm
No Kuntrashian would do anything so selfless. It has to be some other family we're overlooking.
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I actually thought it was one of the Kartrashians. I'm actually surprised Kortney (or whoever is married to Lamar) hasn't gotten preggers since Lamar has said that he is looking forward to having some light skinned kids.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
The surrogacy is prolly the "Sister Wives" freaks
Submitted by debbiedoesnothing on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 6:48pm.
Exactly! Tilda doesn't hide anything. I mean, she'd be open about polyamory but not gayelleness? NO WAY!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Judging by the pics, the Butler's not that short but it looks skinny. Not a bad way to lose your virginity if you're still in high school. You can spend the rest of your life bragging about bagging a star and telling everybody how bad he was (which they'll realize when they've got more experience).
Dementa's right. #1 can't be Tilda because she's very open about having two male partners. If she was lez or bi, she wouldn't hesitate to tell the world and I doubt she'd have the patience to mess around with anyone who wanted to stay in the closet.
Oh noooozz .. GB is tinymeat ? say it isn't so ..
pictures that aren't in freezzing cold water, or it didn't happen.
Submitted by warpdrive on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 5:53pm.
I don't think the best Oscar-winning actor of all time could convince audiences that a woman that gorgeous is jealous of a greasy lipless weasel.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
"The foreign born actress has always said she has boyfriends but I don't think anyone has actually ever seen one."
Can't be Tilda. Her menage a trois arrangement is pretty well-publicized. And Michelle Yeoh was divorced and is now engaged, so I don't think it's her bc they would mention those little details.
3. is mebbe the Kartrashians, since Kourtney is knocked up again and Khloe (the MARRIED one) is apparently having IVF.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Oh LAWD, all I want for Christmas is to be the filling of that delicious gayelle sammich.
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"Most people are average, neither black nor white. They're gray. A dirty shade of gray." - Dmitri Shostakovich
Swinton and Theron and their shadowydarkmystery in a fking bathroom. Holy fking hell. THIS IS HOW YOU RING OUT THE OLD YEAR INTO THE NEW. Take notes bitchez! (me included)
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 6:10pm.
MK, I am not even gonna ask why a gay dude has lesbian fantasies of any kind.
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cuz he's a god damn dyke!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
MK, I am not even gonna ask why a gay dude has lesbian fantasies of any kind.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
I love Tilda longtime. "Orlando" is both a great book and an excellent film due to Ms. Swinton. Ahhhhh.
'You go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking'-Mr. Thom Yorke, esquire.
1. Kate Winslet and Marion Cotillard? that's only a half-assed guess but that would be hottttt...ha ha
2. Jude Law
3. Please dear baby Jesus, anything but the Kardashians...yeah, it's the Kardashians. Who else could it be?
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
"Dropping babies like pebbles" made me think of the Duggars, too, MK.
Submitted by warpdrive on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 5:53pm.
Actually, Charlize's Oscar is for being able to convince the audiences in Snow White that she's really threatened by Kristin Stewart's, um, "beauty."
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Hey, "excuse her beauty"!
If Tilda was a lesbo she'd be the outest, rockingest, bestest lezzie in the world. However, she's probably dipped her fingers in vadge a time or two.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
No Kuntrashian would do anything so selfless. It has to be some other family we're overlooking.
Actually, Charlize's Oscar is for being able to convince the audiences in Snow White that she's really threatened by Kristin Stewart's, um, "beauty."