La Duquesa de Alba And Tommy Girl Meet Again....
The last time Tommy Girl found himself coughing on the crystal dust that wafts from the threads of crushed diamonds on the Duchess of Alba's glorious head, he failed to properly pay his respects to her by curtsying in front of her. It looks like the dumb bitch didn't learn from his mistakes, because here he is with her and her new husband at the Spanish premiere of Mission Impossible: Ghosts Be Protocoling in Madrid, and I couldn't find one picture of him bowing to her like he should be. You can tell the Duchess is not one ounce of amused over this. It's a good thing I'm completely fluent in Spanish bitchfaces and know exactly what the Duchess is saying with her face. She is clearly saying, "Do I need to pull out a cock out of my coat in order for you to get on your knees, you silly little bitch? Pay homage, honey. HOMAGE!"
The next time Tommy is gazing his eyes at the Klingon Baby Jane, he better hit the floor like his knees have anuses on them and the carpet is covered with peens. If he doesn't, the Spanish Armada will drag him away and throw him into a cell with a bunch of sweaty Spanish men for the rest of his days. Actually, that's probably the reason why he's committing the ultimate act of disrespect against the Duchess. Carry on, Tommy, carry on.
And here's more of Tommy, the most beautiful dandelion in the Spanish garden, Simon Pegg and Paula Patton at last night's premiere.
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The Duquesa looks like the Grinch in a white wig.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
He loves her...as he is taller than her.
When done right, plastic surgery can truly enhance someone's looks, but the duchess clearly went overboard with it. Add that to a truly laughable hair style, clownish make-up and a mismatched wardrobe and you've got something grotesque standing before you.
"Klingon Baby Jane" suits her like a glove.
she's amazing. Just found my Christmas card
I suspect Ms. Thomasina is chowing down on some local chorizo during his visit to Spain.
"I possess a pearl-white slim-line push-button digital telephone with automatic last-number redial."
Tammy seems to be wearing a strange looking wig over the crown of her head.
In Tommy girls defense, I wouldn't know whether to bow or throw dog biscuits at her either.
Maybe a signed picture from the Mayor of Whooville?
IDK.
I officially have a girl crush on Paula Patton...STUNNING!
The Gay Midget is no longer hot, IMO. He looks like "man of a certain age" whose "predilections" are obvious.
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Whoah.
How do you spell D-O-U-C-H-E-B-A-G?
He's the only Queen in that photo.........snicker.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-B5w0Todmzjs/TdG9NxKZMgI/AAAAAAAABzU/7iQPio8FMx...
It's quite a shame this waste of space couldn't afford to find a proper surgeon. See what she was when she was younger?
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
She is beyond hideous. *shudders*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 5:55am.
Women aren't allowed to be old in our culture without public ridicule.
Especially if they had plastic surgery to avoid the ridicule and irrelevance that comes with age, but it didn't turn out well, because then they're ridiculed and considered irrelevant for being vain and foolish enough to try to avoid the punishment and ostracism that awaits all women in this culture when they become too old to be officially worth fucking.
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Wah wah wah!
She's a vain old bitch with too much money and time. She's a withered old prune so get over it!
Plastic surgery is not a feminist issue!
Put some stockings on that old Lady. Those veins are giving me shivers.
What's with the turtleneck?
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Women aren't allowed to be old in our culture without public ridicule.
Especially if they had plastic surgery to avoid the ridicule and irrelevance that comes with age, but it didn't turn out well, because then they're ridiculed and considered irrelevant for being vain and foolish enough to try to avoid the punishment and ostracism that awaits all women in this culture when they become too old to be officially worth fucking.
Old men with money get to be relevant all their lives and fuck anybody they want with society's approval.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
BTW, since the hideous old monkey is in favor of bullfighting we hope she dies a slow painful death and burns in hell for eternity.
A hideous ugly old monkey standing between two homosexuals!
These photos of Tammy assure us that we ARE correct when we say that Tammy is about 55 years old.
We are sorry Tammy has polluted Spain with her annoying presence.....she will no doubt be enjoying some hot Spanish sizemeat (long, thick, un-cut and stinky with cheese!) during her stay!
Tommy is getting old. It appears that he has scar tissue behind his ear = plastic surgery....and it looks like he's sporting a rug.
It was nice of Tom Cruise to take Golum out
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Tommy is wearing his Corgi dog sex collar for the after-party with the duchess and all her animal friends.
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Ackkk! Run, everyone! It's the Duchess of tuber-ville with her cauliflower hair and potato face. SKa-weee!
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thumb #7: but how much were the people of
Spain paid to cheer for Tommy Girl?
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"his ass looks like tiny people carrying torches up a snowy mountain cap." - MK
That's cool they brought Nosferatu out of his crypt to see a movie.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Genius write-up, MK. The Duchess really brings out the best in you.
OT: Jesus, her man candy looks older every time I see new pics of him. Has St. Angie met her match?!
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
yeah, everything else i read indicated that he was just a diva with his opening acts when on tour, and that it got ugly at times.
I don't know if Tommy has that much spunk!
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The Americas - Occupied since 1492.
I know nothing about this woman, what is wrong with her face?
Is she a burn victim?
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 10:20pm.
i read this:
"Luther once toured with En Vogue. The
mean girls and their crew taunted him for
being gay - and made up "no gayness" stickers
featuring of a man bent over with his
trousers around his ankles, with a red
line across him, which they stuck everywhere."
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!!!!!!! I never heard that, I heard the opposite. Yuck if it's the latter. Luther Vandross was kind of like Langston Hughes, everybody knew he was gay but neither he nor anyone he knew ever said anything.
i read this:
"Luther once toured with En Vogue. The
mean girls and their crew taunted him for
being gay - and made up "no gayness" stickers
featuring of a man bent over with his
trousers around his ankles, with a red
line across him, which they stuck everywhere."
Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 8:58pm.
It makes me sad that Simon Pegg is all bum chummy with the GMD.
I love how the more fuckable men from MI4 aren't at these prems (Tammy needs to be "the star"), like Josh Holloway and that double oscar nominee bloke I can never remember the name of but he's so fucking fuckable in that he-shouldn't-be-but-he-totally-is way! He was in The Hurt Locker and The Town.
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But not so much in that movie where he played Jeffrey Dahmar, Renner wasn't so fuckable in that one.
and, my pussy does not cringE enough!!!! ew.
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
LOL look at his hand where she's holding his arm. Ooooh I love an itchy TommyGirl. You know he's SO neurotic...this must be SO much fun for him! That shit makes a happy day:)
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"God gave you breath to waste. Waste your breath!"
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Pefect combo: a wild-eyed duquesa and a screaming queen!
I thought that was Brett Musburger (sp?)....
otherwise, who gives a fuck???? this womas makes my pussy cring.........
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 8:58pm.
It makes me sad that Simon Pegg is all bum chummy with the GMD.
I love how the more fuckable men from MI4 aren't at these prems (Tammy needs to be "the star"), like Josh Holloway and that double oscar nominee bloke I can never remember the name of but he's so fucking fuckable in that he-shouldn't-be-but-he-totally-is way! He was in The Hurt Locker and The Town.
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Jeremy Renner?
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
I think Thomas has discovered that to remain the twink in the relationship, one must move on to grey pastures.....Ow...Joey coined a phrase.....
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Oh, I almost forgot, since I was so distracted by the Duquesa's CLAWS.
How they got the movies from what was a rather genius show, I'll never understand. Leave it to Hollywood to ruin something terrific...
1. Her CLAWS! *retches*
2. I think Tommygirl looks very young and fresh here. Whatever he's doing, it's working. He's no spring chicken anymore.
3. Her CLAWS!!!!!!!!!
Why,Paula?!?! Robin can't serenade you some better roles?
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 8:51pm.
Luther Vandross? Anita Baker? WhaT???
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Luther got all Bette Davis/Joan Crawford on them when they toured with him. First it was Anita Baker, then En Vogue. Oh, to have been a fly on the wall...
It makes me sad that Simon Pegg is all bum chummy with the GMD.
I love how the more fuckable men from MI4 aren't at these prems (Tammy needs to be "the star"), like Josh Holloway and that double oscar nominee bloke I can never remember the name of but he's so fucking fuckable in that he-shouldn't-be-but-he-totally-is way! He was in The Hurt Locker and The Town.
Luther Vandross? Anita Baker? WhaT???
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The Americas - Occupied since 1492.
*sigh* to be ancient and in love! They are still glowing and it's been a few months since they got married! They must still be on their honeymoon phase.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 8:23pm.
Oh, I think it's clear that Tommy is pulling a Little Richard to Paula's Jimi Hendrix. He's forcing her to wear ugly clothes so she doesn't upstage him.
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Or is he being real evil and going all Luther Vandross on her backstage like he did with Anita Baker and En Vogue?
Oh, I think it's clear that Tommy is pulling a Little Richard to Paula's Jimi Hendrix. He's forcing her to wear ugly clothes so she doesn't upstage him.
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The Americas - Occupied since 1492.
I must say, even though I hate the thought - but Tommy Girl is actually looking good.
I thought that was Hallie Berry in the previews I saw for this movie....she's very beautiful but you can't really tell from these photos...
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"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards
The Muppets take The Unicorn Bath & Sauna!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 8:03pm.
I like Tammy's turtleneck, it reminds me of bareback gay sex.
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Reminds Tammy, too. That's why he wore it. ;D
Out; night/morning all. Stay unique. Booyackaaaahaa and all that shit. *slides a few shots down the DL bar
ETA *spikes harmless-ruskie-DL-peeps-system shots with thorazine* The banner pic of that cray Alba biotch has me in seizures so spike shit with some kind of strong shit like some antipsychotic or whatever. GODDANG SHE'D GIVE THE STEPHEN KING SEWER-IT-CLOWN THE SHITS, DAMN. Nightmares be damned with loraz tabs and tequila shots! Ha! *crashes with bowie knife
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
Since La Duquesa has disinherited all her kids, she probably funded this event, and all the Spaniards got $20, dinner, and 4 cocktails apiece to show up.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 8:00pm.
SUCH TRANSGRESSION WILL NOT SOON BE FORGOTTEN
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RAISE YOUR HANDS FOR THE MORAL TRANSGRESSION 'WOODY ALLEN/SOON YI/RONAN FARROW TRANSGRESSION "SHE/HE/AINT/MY DADDY/BRO/SIS/MOM/STRANGE LOVE/IHATEALLBITCHPEEPSINMYFAMILY" FUCKERY
NEVER FORGET
No, for real, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AldaLWwbxlw
La Duquesa/Tommygirl/strangelove aside....never forget a transgression "not soon to be forgotten". {hugs all}
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e