Keeping Up With Klint

The last person I ever thought would show his face on an E! reality show has just agreed to show his face on an E! reality show. TMZ says that Clint Eastwood's wife Dina Eastwood and their daughter Morgan and his daughter Francesca are shooting their own reality show for E! right now and he's agreed to make a few cameos. Senileism is a helluva drug. Damn. Clint has millions of dollars, 4 Oscars and is tap dancing on the A-list. Clint doesn't need a reality show. I bet E! lured him in with a plate of caramel squares. Those pepaws and their caramel squares. It's like crack wrapped in a virgin's vagina.

The show will apparently focus on Dina's relationship with Morgan and Francesca and their life as "Hollywood royalty." Clint's 18-year-old daughter Francesca is an aspiring actress, so she's probably hoping this will lead to some shit. The show will be added to E!'s gallery of skid marks in the next few months.

Okay, Francesca's father is Clint Eastwood and she's using reality TV to become a professional actress? That is some nepotism fail shit. The only good that can come from this is that at the E! company picnic, Clint will mistake the Kuntrashians for a pack of yetis and lasso all of 'em up.

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Submitted by justincase on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 6:17pm.

This is beneath serious contemplation and proves that celebrities crave ATTENTION over money. Btw, his kids don't look like him.

Submitted by mitchyul on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 12:39pm.

Do we really need another fucking reality show NO.

Do I need to know the lives of these people NO

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:06am.

SHAME

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:26am.

What good is a reality show (rhetorical question, I know) if the main star just squints his eyes, grunts, and rants about how people with disabilities should just fall off the face of the earth?? FAIL.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 9:15am.

Senileism is a helluva drug.

and I just saw that episode of Chappelle's Show where Charlie Murphy told his Rick James' stories and where Rick James coined that quote.

1) I never noticed how much makeup Rick James used to wear...what's up with that.

2) Dave Chappelle is a motherfucking comedic genius. Sooo sad that the hacks and Comedy Central pushed him into a corner.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:33am.

of course i won't watch this, but i sure long for the days when you didn't have to be the lucky sperm recipient to get a job in the "entertainment" business...
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:10am.

If Francesca is using this to launch her career she must be one shitty actress.

Submitted by malibu mom on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:58am.

Clint is only making cameos. Like Bruce J in the beginning. What next? Robert Duvall and Robert Redford will stop by for cameos. Oh and add in Meryl Streep for a stop by and Angelina Jolie too. We don't want to watch his 5th wife from Salinas CA the ghetto of Carmel where Clint used to be mayor before he lost his mind. Boycott little case e channel. They don't deserve the ! or caps. Spread the word.

Submitted by kbug on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:34am.

Francesca looks like Nurse Ratched to me.

Submitted by clutching-at-straws on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 6:42am.

Does anyone else remember that Dina co-hosted "Candid Camera" with Allen Funt a few years back?

http://www.candidcamera.com/cc2/cc2i.html

Submitted by LMA618 on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 2:42am.

You know why? Cause these cialis children aren't clint's only spawn. And when he goes they're all getting a piece of the cake and this bitch knows it. She's securing a larger fortune and a claim to fame upon his passing.

Submitted by Cowjam on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 1:55am.

Sondra Locke would have NEVER done a reality show...

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 12:24am.

Alison was pretty terrible. She was John Cusack's love interest in Eastwood's really bad version of "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil," in which the only watchable thing was the delightfully insinuating Kevin Spacey. Alison, while pretty, is a fairly one-note actress.

Maybe Clint has decided to let his kids find their own way in Hollywood. If Francesca sucks she'll have only herself to blame.

Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 11:56pm.

all celeb cum stain brats gather in a circle so i can pour jim beam & throw a match

now thats reality tv for you

clint eat shit & die. get your famewhore a new leash

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Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 11:53pm.

Fuck. I'm so damned bored with kids of celebrities being celebrities. When do we go back to people being famous for being smart, pretty, witty-instead of being related to someone?

And TV is wondering why it's loosing 3 million fucking viewers a year to netflix? Dear hollywood, we're bored with your bullshit.

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 11:46pm.

Fuck you, Clint. You are supposed to be better than this. Then again, Hillary Skank.

Again, Fuck You, Clint.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 11:47pm.

Hear, hear, I will always love the Clintman, he is the coolness!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:17pm.

I will never lose respect for Clint Eastwood, who is one of the finest thespians and directors out there today, even at his advanced age. So he has a reality TV show. So the fuck WHAT? It's a recession.

Get a check!

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 10:56pm.

Odd...but whatever floats your boat I guess.
Maybe his older son Kyle can show up for a little musical interlude with his bass. Dude is actually pretty good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx3A3aze4qc&feature=related

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Wow..His son is pretty hit-able. He has a lot of Clint's good features, especially in the eyes. The musical talent doesn't hurt either.

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Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 9:39pm.

if Clint got all his bastard kids TV shows, it could be a freakin' network.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 9:26pm.

Odd...but whatever floats your boat I guess.
Maybe his older son Kyle can show up for a little musical interlude with his bass. Dude is actually pretty good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx3A3aze4qc&feature=related

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 8:13pm.

NO! HOW can Clint let them do this?

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Mike!!

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Submitted by Puppy Love on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 7:21pm.

Clint makes pretty children. Francesca resembles her mother, the very talented and always interesting Frances Fisher, who coincidentally was on a re-run of 2.5 Men tonight. She must have owed someone on the show a favor.

The woman can act. I've always liked her.

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Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:52pm.
Hmm for some reason I thought he was the kind that has been married for 100 yrs to the same woman. I was wrong
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I'd thought that too. Didn't know he was out there spilling his seed like a palsied farmer.

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Are Clint and his family interesting or weird enough for this? His daughters and wife and probably going to come off spoiled as hell and he will look like a dumb shit.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:58pm.

O I beweave it - Clint's always had a touch of the famewhoritis.

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Submitted by mike on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:56pm.

I keep reading the title as Keeping Up With Klimt.

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Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:52pm.

This is a flat out lie, right? Someone tell me Eastwood and fam is fking NOT doing this. Someone?!?

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:50pm.

I hope that his appearance every week entails him walking up to the camera crew and saying "get off my lawn" in a menacing tone, then walking away.

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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 7:55pm.
I've always had a thing for Clint and Spaghetti Westerns. Damn he was a good looking man back in the day. The hell with his reality show though
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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:28pm.

Clint's a forgettable filmmaker and this is just stupid but the kids gotta do something I suppose.

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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:25pm.

I've always had a thing for Clint and Spaghetti Westerns. Damn he was a good looking man back in the day. The hell with his reality show though

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:22pm.

Didn't another daughter, Allison, try her hand at acting? What happened with that? *too lazy to imdb it*

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:19pm.

If he's Hollywood Royalty (and I would actually consider him such - not too many I would, either), why is he allowing this fuckery? It cheapens his brand considerably.

Fuck him and his skanky womenfolk.

He just showed his true colors.

Submitted by Chucks on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:18pm.

He is a scary looking dude.

Submitted by mastixa on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:14pm.

maybe I'll get bashed for this but, Clint Eastwood and his movies bore me. So even though he's not going to be directing this, I'm going to pretty much assume this will be boring like Eastwood's films

Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:09pm.

I just lost most of my respect for Clint. :(

Submitted by Get Serious on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:14pm.

"The only good that can come from this is that at the E! company picnic, Clint will mistake the Kuntrashians for a pack of yetis and lasso all of 'em up." - That's just hilarious; top marks, MK!

I have just lost all respect for Clint. Whore-ality tv is the home of complete & total losers like the whoretrashians, pearass hilton, fake housewives and other narcissistic trash. Clint's an exceptional filmmaker; what the hell was he thinking? Is this the work of his very young wife, as a way to "establish her own identity"? I just don't get it; it's not like they need the money...

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:06pm.

Whoa...his daughter is a spitting image of Frances Fisher.

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Submitted by Andrei on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:00pm.

Wow. Another bit of pathetic news from the sad meat sack that is Hollywood. The only actor I really admire right now is Hailee Steinfeld. Watched her on David Letterman and how she got the True Grit role and all that. Sweet girl... nervous at first to work with such big names... but held her own.

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 5:37pm

Technically reality tv has existed long before 1999.

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:00pm.

It is either senility or a hearing problem.

Maybe he thought Dina said "Morgan and I are going to work on our relationship with Francesca....OKayeE!?"

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Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 5:52pm.

Oh how the might have fallen.

Besides I thought one of his daughters was already an actress (the one who was in Garden of Good and Evil)? These Hollywood brats need to learn that just because Mummy or Daddy are A-list doesn't mean they should be too. Fuck off to law school or something. I'm tired of these spawn riding the fame of their famous parents. Lazy fuckers.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 5:47pm.

The problem with this shit is that the (3rd? 4th?) wife and kids of a celebrity are NOT "Hollywood Royalty" !

Submitted by vegaschick on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 5:47pm.

I can't believe how much Francesca looks like her mother.

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Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 6:52pm.
Hmm for some reason I thought he was the kind that has been married for 100 yrs to the same woman. I was wrong
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Submitted by mbj on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 5:46pm.

I totally agree... this is his way to set her up with something to do so he can exit stage left... just like Kelsey/Camille. There have been rumblings that he and Diane Krall are more than good friends.

Francesca should just have her dad call a few friends, not do reality!

Lame

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 5:44pm.

Why is this necessary? Even Lizzie Olsen broke into acting the old fashioned way. Although I imagine that being Clint's daughter can't be that easy since there is so much to measure up to, but one would figure that he could cast her in minor roles in his films.

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