Thursday, December 15th 2011

Birthday Sluts

Don Johnson (62)
Brendan Fletcher (30)
Adam Brody (32)
Surya Bonaly (38)
Stuart Townsend (39)
Helen Slater (48)
Donna Brazile (52)
William Orbit (55)
Julie Taymor (59)
Dave Clark (69)
Cindy Birdsong (72)
Tim Conway (78)

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Kandykane's picture

A boring bunch of fuckers share the day of my birth.

Surya Bonaly - dark blue eyeshadow - back flips - not really giving a flipping fuck what anyone thought. Love her!

Cindy Birdsong - Stoned Love, Nathan Jones, Up the Ladder to the Roof, Touch, This is the Story (of my Life) - you made the 70's Supremes - Supreme! Love her!

z-listed's picture

Oh I still sooo want Don Johnson!

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z-listed's picture

Oh I still sooo want Don Johnson!

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Oh I still sooo want Don Johnson!

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Oh I still sooo want Don Johnson!

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Bizzarelife's picture

I truly believe that all of you are my lost soul mates. You remember the 80s with a love and longing - just like me. I remember the pastels, the swarthy characters, and pink flamingos of Miami Vice. I remember the show used to come on early in the week. I was only about five or six at the time, but I remember absolutely loving the theme song. I SO miss the 80s...such a simpler (and tackier...tear...tear) time.

Meatblocks's picture

i can with the purple kush. at least i think i can -i had to look that one up.
right now i have blueberry. the odor is sweet like blueberries. 2 hits and all's good.
hangs in the air heavier than what the biggest asshole can do in the loo.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA

Luvs2tango's picture

I remember Surya Bonaly.

She was the "premier" Black Affirmative Action ice skater of France.

What a mess she was on the ice.
Embarrassingly bad.

Luvs2tango's picture

WOWZA...Don, you were beautiful!

Not as gorgeous as SANS FARDS, but right up there.

lovelylaney's picture

Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 9:50am.

Don was hot eye candy in the 80's for sure. That picture makes me feel old.

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Makes me feel old too :(

I wonder when pastel, collarless v-neck blazers with big old plastic buttons are going to make a comeback for men? haha

Lutrelle's picture

Smh. I thought that was Scott Disick

Heroic Cupcake's picture

Don Johnson must be about 5'6 judging by his torso. I dated a tiny little blonde with this same body type and he was a fucking dynamo in bed.

Bjork You's picture

About that Purple Kush...

Don was hot eye candy in the 80's for sure. That picture makes me feel old.

jussayin's picture

Surya Bonaly was totally the Serena Wikkiams of ice skating!!

Meatblocks's picture

that's another thing i didn't like about old tv stars/shows -when they'd crack each other up/make each other laugh.
that "blooper" shit was LAME. who the fuck cared to see a "star" lose it?
give me a trip and fall or prop-fail anyday over that.
they did that "crack each other up" shit just to self glorify. lame.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA

Meatblocks's picture

hail mary, full of ... ... shit, i can't. i even looked up old youtubes of this halfwit and immediately cringed. all he did was make stupid faces.
i can't convert.
dude is right there with jerry lewis in my book.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 9:06am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:12am.
(always hoping it would be something animated instead of some nature shit):
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LOL I hear you!!!

You always loved to watch Disney but you knew you had to go to school the next day because it was always on Sunday evening.

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you're Canadian as well ? I think you are anywhores, it was on the good old CBC and remember those Kraft easy recipe commercials in between that involved a lot of cheese? *sigh* but you always had the feeling of doom and gloom in the pit of your stomach knowing the weekend was already over and back to school tomorrow.. ::jumps out of timemachine back to 2011:: ; (

IrishFury's picture

Oh god Bjork, what a horrible blinding video!

I don't want to snap out of my Sonny Crockett place today! I'm back in 1986 in my pastels and my Purple Silk Cuts and dreaming....

You are trying to take my happiness away...FOR WHY, BJORK, FOR WHY?
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:37am.
okay, nevermind, i give. tim conway is like the people's pope and i'm a shitbum for not feeling it.

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Twenty Hail Mary's please and a bowl of Purple Kush to atone for your sin.

Hekki's picture

LOL @ that photo! That was sexy back then. "Miami Vice" was THE SHIT! At my boarding school, we'd all crowd into the common room to watch it on the 13" TV. The cunty girl down the hall was from Miami and that gave her cool status because she'd be all "Oh, I've been there..." about some restaurant or marina. Who knows if she was even telling the troof?

That torso just doesn't stack up today, though. It's kind of sad how impossibly high standards are. That was good enough to be sexy in the 80s.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Oooooh, DP!

*blushes*

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 6:35am.
Love Tim Conway. Favorite of all time was when he was the Nazi guard interrogating Lyle Waggoner and he (completely off script) pulled out Hitler hand puppet.

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That show was classic awesomeness for all eternity. I loved watching Tim make Harvey Korman lose it.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 6:35am.
Love Tim Conway. Favorite of all time was when he was the Nazi guard interrogating Lyle Waggoner and he (completely off script) pulled out Hitler hand puppet.

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That show was classic awesomeness for all eternity. I loved watching Tim make Harvey Korman lose it.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 9:08am.
Oh Don Johnson, I lost my virginity to you many times as a teen, even if I only ever would allow boys to kiss me. I wanted to move to America so badly because of you (then I visited my relatives in Cleveland in the 90s, god almighty, talk about bait and switch!) and I etched my name everywhere as IrishFury Johnson.

MV was shown on Monday nights and they were my nights with Sonny. I hated every female actress who worked with him and was delighted when girlfriends etc were killed (and they always were). Wow, I was intense.

Funny, I listened to his album with Heartbeat on it, and the You Belong to the City video with him in it all this week and I think I lost my V card again.

God, I loved you. You brought the cool back. I totally wore pastels and a white blazer AND YOU STILL DIDN'T MAKE MY TEEN DREAMS COME TRUE!

I'll stop now before I get all hot and bothered. Or at least - more hot and bothered.

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Irish, time to step away from the computer. Now.

And for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLRwdbg1xME

Don Johnson is a massive douchebag.

Love Helen Slater.

Tim Conway is a fucking L E G E N D.

IrishFury's picture

Oh Don Johnson, I lost my virginity to you many times as a teen, even if I only ever would allow boys to kiss me. I wanted to move to America so badly because of you (then I visited my relatives in Cleveland in the 90s, god almighty, talk about bait and switch!) and I etched my name everywhere as IrishFury Johnson.

MV was shown on Monday nights and they were my nights with Sonny. I hated every female actress who worked with him and was delighted when girlfriends etc were killed (and they always were). Wow, I was intense.

Funny, I listened to his album with Heartbeat on it, and the You Belong to the City video with him in it all this week and I think I lost my V card again.

God, I loved you. You brought the cool back. I totally wore pastels and a white blazer AND YOU STILL DIDN'T MAKE MY TEEN DREAMS COME TRUE!

I'll stop now before I get all hot and bothered. Or at least - more hot and bothered.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:12am.
(always hoping it would be something animated instead of some nature shit):
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LOL I hear you!!!

You always loved to watch Disney but you knew you had to go to school the next day because it was always on Sunday evening.

cripbabe's picture

damn that Don Johnson was a hot piece!

i_heart_jack's picture

Happy Birthday Dave Clark! In your honor, I will spend the day feeling Glad All Over.

Bjork You's picture

Mudturtle, Happy Birthday!

warmjuice's picture

Don has always had a good face and an ugly as fuck body when out of clothing

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joanne's picture

HB Dave Clark and Tim Conway.

Haribo's picture

OH BOY...............i like this pic a lot!!! :D used to have a hell of a crush on don johnson back in the day. eh, he was THE MAN! happy birthday :D

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Starr07's picture

Happy Birthday to that back-flipping, judge-insulting slut Surya Bonaly! Kristi and Nancy brought the grace, and Surya brought the gangsta. Good times.

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:32am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:12am.
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That's the one Ophy! I've seen that numerous times and it makes me laugh like it was the first.

I really miss those shows, it just shows you don't have to be crude to be funny.

When I was a kid it was that and the Muppets on Sunday night during dinner. Good times:)

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Mama: you sure that little asshole's through? OMG I still snort laugh when watching it.

Joining you on your stroll down memory lane on Sunday night tv. Doesn't get more wholesome than this (always hoping it would be something animated instead of some nature shit):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4UBhDxG3yc

greenfinch's picture

man, loves me some stuart townsend

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:46am.

I just watched one of the blooper videos. Man, I laughed so hard I cried all my makeup off!

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Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Hmmm, WHO? (aside from Don Johnson)
HB, anyway, i guess.

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:41am.
Whamo, Conway on the Carol Burnett Show was classic. They all were. So cool they could have fun and make people crack up without being gross or sleazy.

^^cosign^^

Went With the Wind, anyone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH6TBEbP77Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Nt0yi4wbro

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Spoiled's picture

Whamo, I took out The Muppet Show Season One on DVD and am forcing my daughter to watch. Actually, she's loving it!
Stuart Townsend has a bad rep. He was dumped as Aragorn at the last minute in Lord Of The Rings (lots of rumors about being a prima donna) and whispers in blind items about him being a loser attached to a major Hollywood hottie. Well, he had Charlize for 9 years despite all that...not too shabby...

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Whamo, Conway on the Carol Burnett Show was classic. They all were. So cool they could have fun and make people crack up without being gross or sleazy.

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Meatblocks's picture

okay, nevermind, i give. tim conway is like the people's pope and i'm a shitbum for not feeling it.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA

annobanano's picture

HB Don - he was kinda hot back in the day:

http://beverlychills.blogspot.com/2010/09/don-johnson-melanie-griffith.h...

Met Tim before at his family's cottage in Canada - super nice guy. Happy Birthday!

Meatblocks's picture

... egad to how many of you dig dim conway. and dorf. i posted before i read the other posts.

that shit and his whole "look at me act like a child with shit in my pants" shtick was excruciatingly lame. he's a fucking man not a kid.
the only ones able to get away with that dippy-kid shit are/were chris farley and howie mandell.
anyway, i'm disappointed in all of you all liking his lame act.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:12am.
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That's the one Ophy! I've seen that numerous times and it makes me laugh like it was the first.

I really miss those shows, it just shows you don't have to be crude to be funny.

When I was a kid it was that and the Muppets on Sunday night during dinner. Good times:)

Meatblocks's picture

any list starting with dumb johnson and ending with dim conway is clearly a list of losers.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA