Rooney Mara Shits All Over Law & Order: SVU

Seen here having a slow roll orgasm from being touched by my favorite Kardashihater Daniel Craig at last night's NYC premiere of Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Rooney Mara is quickly becoming the Vulcan Natalie Portman, because she's getting cast in movie after movie after movie. But before David Fincher plucked Rooney and threw her into his movies, she shot a guest spot on Law & Order: SVU and she tells Allure (via Page Six) that it was torturous for her. I know, Rooney Mara has been through so much. Miss Sophia should lend Rooney her "ALL MY LIFE!" speech, because this is a girl who has struggled! Obviously. Light a patron saint candle for this young famous actress from a family of multimillionaires after you read about the hardships she's suffered through.

"It was so awful. So stupid. Me and my boyfriend — although I [didn't] look old enough to have a boyfriend — went and beat up these fat people, and at the end of the show you find out that I used to be obese and I hate fat people. It’s ridiculous. Who would ever do that? Who would beat someone up because they’re fat? People are obsessed with that show. I don’t get it."

Miss Sophia seriously just rolled her one good eye at Rooney. Rooney just showed us that she's a GOOP-in-training. How nice of her to drop a lump of ungratefulness all over the show that gave her one of her first acting jobs.

If people weren't obsessed with that show, it would've been canceled a long time ago, she never would've been on it and she probably wouldn't be in that Dragon Girl shit. I mean, Rooney's big movie hasn't even come out yet and she's already Megan Fox-ing at the mouth. Rooney, please pull up a chair next to Kristen Stewart in the HO, STOP section of the auditorium.

And here's more of Rooney wearing a Tron negligee to the GWTDT premiere.

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Submitted by MrsWestlake on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 12:36pm.

I remember that episode! haha...I know one thing! That USA Dragon Tattoo shyt better be good cuz the foreign one was awesome. Leave it to fat Americans to eff up a good thing!

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 12/18/2011 - 7:01pm.

oh bitch please, you were just some dumbo bitch before you dyed your hair black and put on max factors' white foundation and now all the sudden your hardcore shit.

bitch fuck off.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 4:13pm.

"Nanners, George Dzundzda (sp?) was awesome. IMO the best season after he left was season 5. One of my favorite episodes was Scotty Hexter who they thought was a serial killer but wasn't and he ended up getting killed at Riker's just before Lenny and Mike came to spring him."

I LOVE that episode. It was so well-done. It was so sad because the guy was acting sketchy because he was closeted and he didn't want his mother to know. And she had known all along. *tear*
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 8:33am.

Those are nice shoes. That's about the only nice thing I can think of to say about this fuckhead.

Submitted by MaxiePad on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 7:57am.

This lucky lesbo kunt is just redoing what Noomi Rapace did first, and better. And now she wants an Oscar?

Twat.

Also, Dan Craig is hot, and hopefully bi.

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:41am.
Deb, using "me" before mentioning other people is definitely disrespectful. One should mention oneself last.

Here's something that happened to me yesterday which has nothing to do with grammar but it speaks to manners in today's society. We all went out for a holiday lunch yesterday to a very upscale restaurant. Since there were 15 people to serve, the apps and then the entrees came out in a trickle. I was taught to wait until everyone else is served before you begin to eat your food which is what happened at lunch. But the fact that everyone did it was a shock to my system because I don't see that particular bit of table manners anymore. People just dig in when their food comes.

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Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:40pm.

Who would beat someone up because they’re fat?

um... i'll take 'a bully' for $10000000, rooney mara.

Submitted by LMA618 on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 9:17pm.

This recycled bitch again. ugh. Your about 20 years late for the whole Robert Smith look. And just because David Fincher lets you snowball him, does not mean you'll have a career after this. YOU pretentious coffee house Megan Fox bitch.

Submitted by _fail_ on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:55pm.

Yo, caitrin176, she was talking about the part she played on SVU. Carry on.

Submitted by lovelylaney on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 8:40pm.

Hated her! (said in Men on Film voice)

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 7:28pm.

I JUST watched some bullshit fluff interview she did with the E! channel and she was bitching about how hard it is to get dressed up and go to red carpet events like a cunt.

Submitted by caitrin176 on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 6:55pm.

"...although I don't look old enough to have a boyfriend." WTF is she talking about? I saw the original Swedish movie, and this woman has all the youth, natural glow, and nubile passion of a withered turnip. She looked too old for the age she was supposed to be, which was actually slightly detrimental to the film (I thought) so i'm truly wondering what she is talking about. I thought the Swedish "age of consent" was around 15,anyway, so how on earth can she imagine she looks too young for a romantic relationship?(Oh well.She's "too good" for SVU, as well, so there's my answer....Her self image is a little on the pliantly distorted side.)

Submitted by aradia07 on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 6:30pm.

Regardless of how she felt about the storyline, it was a job, paying her dues, building her resume. Badmouthing will catch up with her.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 5:12pm.

I am probably one of the few on here that has not read any of the books, knows the plots of these books, or who the characters are, and not have seen the Swedish version, so....

I will be bootleggin' this shit soon.

PS: This Mara trick totally looks like Jennifer Connelly on crack

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 4:20pm.

Except unlike Natalie Portman, she actually has talent!

Sucks to see that Rooney is acting like Katherine Haggl. I was all prepared to actually...you know...LIKE her, creepy fascination with Fincher notwithstanding, because she seems like she could go far. When are these celebs mouthing off about people who actually give them roles (Katherine Heigl, Megan Fox, etc) gonna learn to SHADDUP...don't bite the hand that feeds you.

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 3:57pm.

Submitted by dlaugher on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by kylimayrow on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 3:28pm.
. . . I have heard a lot of negative comments about the translated English version of the book. I have read people say it is like an ad for Ikea.

No, it's like an ad for a thermos.

lol!

Submitted by SMASHLEY on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 3:45pm.

Is it wrong that I keep thinking that David Fincher should know better and I really expected more from him than to take such a limited actress (who yes, if she didn't come from a prominent family, would be FUCKING LUCKY to have a guest spot on SVU)under his wing?

Plus, what I've read about their relationship is super awkward, and distracts from whatever potential the film itself has.

Blurg.

Submitted by LunaChick on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 2:58pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:15am.

Daniel Craig - don't get it. He is two years old than me and I could pass for his daughter. Ok, his niece from his older brother."

I just checked to see how old he is, because I always thought he was hot, for an "older" guy. Holy crap - he's only 3 years older than me?!? I would have never guessed he was in his early 40s.

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 2:56pm.

I think Mara can act (I <3 Noomi, though) but she needs to understand that being Fincher's favorite submissive does not equate to having Fincher's status when it comes to shitting on things. Her money and connections allowed her to start her acting career in the middle. She never had to scrape, starve, or live in shitty apts with 6 other people in order to fulfill her dreams. If she thought that script for SVU was beneath her she should have passed on the it and so one of the 200 other similar type chicks in NYC would have had a chance at it.

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 2:47pm.

The translated version is not bad. I greatly enjoyed all three of the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo books. Stieg Larsson is an excellent writer. The only problem with the first book (Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) is that it is pretty dry and slow (in the very beginning). If you stick with it, it is an amazing drama. The character of Lisbeth catches you from the very beginning. Amazing. I liked her because she had a fire, a will to live. This girl is TOUGH, and she needs to be. Once you get to the very last book, you are really rooting for her.

I will not see this crapfest. I loved the Swedish films - Noomi Rapace was excellent as Lisbeth. I must admit, the emotion I was expecting was not always there. However, the films were a good depiction (with the exception of some changes, editing, etc). This crapshow? NO. I do not like the overall message Rooney Mara sends out. I read an article about her, and the interviewer kept commenting how she was obsessed with David Fincher. Fincher even told her when to eat and how to behave - like her father. CREEPY. She seems entitled and annoying. No thanks..!

Submitted by dlaugher on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 2:39pm.

Submitted by kylimayrow on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 3:28pm.
. . . I have heard a lot of negative comments about the translated English version of the book. I have read people say it is like an ad for Ikea.

No, it's like an ad for a thermos.

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Submitted by Tatiana on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 2:19pm.

I fucking hate "Law & Order" and it's fifty billion clones.

Submitted by kylimayrow on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 1:58pm.

Nepotism at its best...the filthy rich get richer while the poor eat shit! I already dislike this smug,anorexic cunt. I wont be paying to watch her movie I'll wait to see it for free. A Swedish girl who was staying with me during the fall urged me to watch the original first but I have heard a lot of negative comments about the translated English version of the book. I have read people say it is like an ad for Ikea. No thanks, but the Swedish girl told me the original book in her language is written really well.

Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 1:30pm.

I don't think what she said was so bad. So we're not allowed to talk shit about past jobs? Since when?

Submitted by mastixa on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 1:26pm.

oh, now you want to shit on svu because chris meloni isn't there? how dare you whore! how dare you!

Submitted by grapesoder on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 1:22pm.

She's so right!

And I didn't see her complaining so much as criticizing the writing on the show, which, in the case she described and many others, is absurd.

Submitted by a cake on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 12:57pm.

I LOVE THIS BITCH FOR SAYING THAT. The only reason America's fave rape sitcom still exists is beacuse millions of housewives have girl crushes on Mariska Hargitay, whose character has had PMS for about 9 seasons.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 12:33pm.

Hahaha Bjork, she should have let them finish it before she wore it! Do love the shoes though. *cough*needspediwithrednails*cough* ;p

Submitted by Datura on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 12:03pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 1:27pm.
have you guys seen TGWTDT line at H&M?

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I read an article about that, showing pictures of various pieces. I actually liked the clothes quite a bit. Thankfully, there's no H&M around where I live, so my broke arse won't be tempted.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 12:00pm.

well, IDK, she (and the movie) are getting great reviews, so.....

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:57am.

have you guys seen TGWTDT line at H&M?

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Submitted by Banayna on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:56am.

This stupid asshole is from the town I live in. Let me tell you, these people are beyond rich and the only reason she's getting roles like this is because of her connections. She sucks.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:54am.

Hekki - yes, she is a good actress. I liked her in "Shooter" with Marky Mark.

Submitted by _fail_ on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:36am.

I would beg to differ and say she made it to "Tattoo" in SPITE of being on SVU.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:34am.

Submitted by M.E.: "GAH!!!!!!!!!!!! HAYDEN IS HER SISTER!?!?!?!?!!?!

Man I HATE that cunt on AHS!"

Right? But she's a good actress.

Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:32am.

I enjoyed the books for the entertaining botboilers that they were.

I'll wait patiently in the corner for Migraine to call me out as a misogynist.

Submitted by Ms.Fit on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:32am.

LOL @ "Tron negligee"

Entitlement must have it's priviledges. I'm sure we'll hear quotes like this from the Suri's and Willow's of the new generation.

Submitted by harveyprice on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:27am.

This bitch needs to stand in the I'm ugly as hell but I'm an "actress" so people act like I'm not line behind Olivia Wilde, Anne Hathaway, etc. I still can't believe they would cast a WASPy ass fortune 500 baby in this Oprah book club make it or break it role instead of giving a halfway normal looking and acting unknown a try instead.

Submitted by agirl on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:17am.

Well I guess sometime between "The Social Network" and now, her shit lost its odor.

Think you're too big to fail, hon?

Goodluckwiththat.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:59am.

People who wear shit dresses shouldn't talk poop.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:57am.

Snowy, it stands for personal video recorder. Fuck me, how can english be so different?

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Submitted by Lutrelle on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:54am.

IKR? but damn, bitch can't spell..talk about nerve. smdh

Submitted by Lutrelle on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:53am.

beatah. lol love my some color purple

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Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 11:40am.
My first job was hostess at a restaurant by the beach. The best thing about that job were the surfer boys.

*waits for whamo to make fun of my taste in men by calling surfers douchebags*

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What! I wouldn't do that DK! I actually LOVE the idea of surfing and the whole culture to be honest with you. I mean the real laid back old school share with your mates type of surfing culture.

I'm sure your surfer dudes where in great shape so power to ya!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:51am.

"pvr" Canadian spelling

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Submitted by Lutrelle on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:51am.

and SMDH and YOU know wtf I am talking about. ctfu