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Every single memaw and papaw (Note: My spell check - YES, I have one of those - really wants to use "papaw" instead "papaw" - it did it again - so I'm not going to go against it this time.) in this holiday flash mob at a Target in Lawrenceville, Kansas. If you're wondering what the Dlisted holiday party was like, take this clip, remove about 99.9% of the awesomeness from it, take away all of the nanas, add a passed out dog, an Alexis Carrington doll in a Santa hat, a glass of Kristian Regale & vodka, a box of Thin Mints and there you have it.
What I'm saying is that the Dlisted holiday party is nothing like this clip, but it should've been. This is where the real party is at. Just look at ole' girl with the oxygen tank and walker whipping the beat. It's true, you're never too old to act the fool in the middle of a Target in Kansas.
And that Glee song, which makes me feel like I'm getting screwed in the ear with a dead mistletoe, doesn't do this justice. Use this NSFW song instead.
That melted my Grinch heart - Now it feels like Christmas...
I muted it and played it with MK's suggested audio. Freaking awesome.
Not a flash mob. Not even a flash 'gathering'. But I still liked it. Wish they had used George's version, though.
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Ugh I can't with that shit Glee shit. Cunts.
At home with the simpletons.
More like a "splash mob" with all those Depends and colostomy bags being put to the test. Still, even my cold calculating heart couldn't help but be slightly defrosted by this. Remember rule one when you have oldies and menopausals over: SIT ON THE BIN LINERS!
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Joey! xoxoxoxo and LOL
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
old people smell
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hah. adorable.
i especially love the classy bitch in the blue sweater who clearly got her hairs done JUST for this occasion! and is wearing sunglasses indoors!
now i know what i want to be when i grow up
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I preferred the George Micheal's Frosted Tips, Pink Lipstick, and Uggs. This has just provoked a terrible nightmare where I am the only Drag Dowager Empress in the Gay Mens Old Folks Home.....with my luck Mrs. Patrick Campbell will be trying to take my Sugar Daddy and I WILL CUT a bitch!....
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 9:20am.
The real sad thing is they're going to forget what they just did in about 10 minutes.
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Oh Whamo!
That was...well, sweet. I'd have clapped nice and long though, because they put a lot of effort into it and they looked happy doing it.
Then I'd have turned around and put my boot up the ass in each one of those crabby, Grinchy-ass bitches who gave a half-hearted, "eh, yeah it was..." before going back to their pile of polyester turtlenecks and pots and pans in their carts.
Bunch of dickbags who can't even bother to be nice to senior citizens anymore makes my blood boil.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 9:20am.
The real sad thing is they're going to forget what they just did in about 10 minutes.
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Naw, then they'll just do it all over again like it was the first time. They'll never get bored like us jaded young sluts.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Ahahahahaha, I want to party with these people.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Submitted by Darth Stoner on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 9:00am.
these fogies will probably live a lot longer and healthier because they ARE working. When you rest you RUST. These old kids are keeping their circulatory system healthy by MOVING and they are keeping their hearts and souls happy because they are interacting with other people of all ages.
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Remember Andy Rooney!!!
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i enjoyed this...happy friday!!!
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Roseanne Barr
*tears the f*ck up* the pepaw seems to have eyes for the one with the heart necklace. Lol. & they're donning Christmas apparel which is just the best.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Even the flash mobs at Target are classier than the ones at walmart.
On the retirement thing, Mexico is a fucking hell hole on the side of an ass but at least retirement is not a fucking luxury there. My grandma dedicates her time between going to church and playing bingo. My grandfather drinks and watches tv all day. They live in their own home with my uncle's family taking care of them.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 8:18am.
I can guarantee you MK if we truly did a Dlisted Holiday Party, it would be EPIC! All of us crazies in one place. OhLordAMercy!
That would be so awesome. I'd love to meet all you horz, and MK and his little dog, too!
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 8:09am.
Look at all those horny Memaws fighting over that one peepaw. That`s our future, bitches.
made me spew my coffee UBF!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Go Granny Go Granny Go Granny Go.
I love this vicarious dlisted party, this and the dlisted kittys and the funny comments by dlisters and MK my favorite present! Merry Memaw Papaw Christmas and Happy Holidays all.
*puts on Santa Hat and dances with grannys*
The real sad thing is they're going to forget what they just did in about 10 minutes.
That was pretty damn sweet, and yes I see my dreams of retirement never happening unless Ipick the right lottery numbers, and that seems more and more distant this is why I loathe to their core people like the Whoretrashians who do ABSOLUTELY nothing but yet make millions, I hope that whole family dies.
Damn, I saw a really lame flash mob video of Fairy Tale of New York done in Blackpool yesterday. Now this. I don't care how old these folks are, a bunch of 2 year olds could have done a better job. Flash mobs seem to be OVAH anymore.
Edit: Sorry I missed that Khia classic. Thank you MK to adding that little redeeming bit to this post. If only those memaws had asked for MK's artistic direction.
The dowagers hump disco and the geriatric osteoporosis boogie is one sloooooooooow assed flash mob.
The truth is, these fogies will probably live a lot longer and healthier because they ARE working. When you rest you RUST. These old kids are keeping their circulatory system healthy by MOVING and they are keeping their hearts and souls happy because they are interacting with other people of all ages.
I love seeing old folks working at Wally World or Safeway or what have you. It warms my heart to see that twinkle in their eye. I think it's pretty awesome that we have silver haired people who are able-bodied and want to remain a part of our community. How cool is that?
Who wants to rot in an old lazyboy chair all alone?
Viva the memaws and pepaws!
Dog, you didn't make me cry first! I cried before I read your post. THEN I cried again.
On the bright side, there are old people who really DO choose to work. They get bored and lonely, and I'm sure the extra income doesn't hurt. My dad even talked about getting a job being a greeter at Wal-Mart for those reasons. He didn't, and his health has deteriorated. Sometimes work is a good thing. There was an OLD geezer who worked for the bank I worked for. He worked for FREE. He was in his 90s and came in every day. When our building was destroyed on 9/11, he came to the disaster relocation site. That old coot came two hours out of his way, UNPAID.
ETA: Honestly, some people really don't know what to do with themselves when they retire. My mom is another one who has to be busy every second. Personally, retirement sounds like heaven, but some people really need the structure and mission.
My sister does special ed and her students have jobs. A few set up and break down in a school cafeteria; another works sorting mail for the town hall, etc.
Trying to put a positive spin on it...
My sadness was because this is probably the last generation of olds who will have their natural wrinkles and hair color. We will probably never see white hair after the year 2030. (Although I did get a bitter stab of happiness that even if they are tight-faced, the fakey mcfakersons can't do SHIT about their failing innards and arthritic joints. When I see these idiots trying to look young and hip I just think "You're not fooling anyone except yourself.")
Rock on, oldies!
i'm an asshole, and i've posted approximately three things, but that is the cutest damned thing i've seen in ages!
Aw, I didn't mean to make you guys want to cry!
*bawls held back tears*
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This made me cry.
Then I pulled myself together to come say something funny and I read Dog's comment. Tears again.
And fuck the Glee cunt who dared ruin this song. Fuck her with a rusty knife.
I don't know what to think about this. I feel like I should be saying "Good for them!", but part of me is embarrassed by it, another part of me is depressed by it. Also, why is a Target in December so empty?
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Several of these people are employees and they aren't doing it because they want to. People that age shouldn't have to work to make ends meet
You should see all the seniors working in McDonalds in my neck of the woods. Makes me want to cry. Nobody works in a McDonalds because they want to.
I worked in a nursing home during my high school years (and I've been the shit since then) and there must have been 25 women and 2 men in the one building I worked at. The women were always fighting over where the men would sit during lunch and dinner. They were practically playing tug of war with those pepaws.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 8:09am.
Look at all those horny Memaws fighting over that one peepaw. That`s our future, bitches. Our men die years before we do and we are left to fight for the few cocks our age who are still kicking.
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True dat. When we put my Gramps in a home and the place was lousy with horny biddies. I only noticed another old dude there in a wheel chair with no legs so my Gramps was pretty popular.
I can guarantee you MK if we truly did a Dlisted Holiday Party, it would be EPIC! All of us crazies in one place. OhLordAMercy!
Where are their coats? It's December in Kansas-gotta be freakin' cold. Don't tell me Target in Kansas has a coat check?
I feel the need to say this and I'm sorry if it brings anyone down, but it's the truth. Several of these people are employees and they aren't doing it because they want to. People that age shouldn't have to work to make ends meet. And if the economy doesn't turn around hard and fast and stay that way, that WILL be a lot of us one day. Retirement isn't a certainty anymore and that's a crime.
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Beeetch I've been the sheeet since HIGH school beeetch....
Well, that's going to be in my head all day.
really wants to use "papaw" instead "papaw"
Eh?
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Look at all those horny Memaws fighting over that one peepaw. That`s our future, bitches. Our men die years before we do and we are left to fight for the few cocks our age who are still kicking.
I love old people. They fucking ROCK.
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There are so many things wrong with this, I don't know where to begin. I love it!
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