Saturday, December 17th 2011
ScarJo Doesn't Want You To Call Her ScarJo
Did you know that ScarJo's actual government name is not ScarJo, but it's actually something like Scarlett Johansson? Weird, right? You think you know someone. Well, ScarJo tells USA Today that she wants the nickname to die a painful death and thinks it was born from the lazy orifice of laziness. This coming from a trick who has permanent lazy face and is acting in her sleep most of the time. Okay, then....
"Oh, it's awful. It's a laziness. People can't actually say the whole name? It's just bizarre. How come Daniel Day-Lewis isn't subjected to like, 'DaDay'? So Cate Blanchett is not, like, 'CaBla'? Why is that? Why do I have to get stuck with a mangled moniker?"
The fuckery of comparing herself to DaDay and CaBla aside, ScarJo should be grateful that bitches are typing or saying her name in any form. But if ScarJo doesn't want to be called ScarJo, maybe we shouldn't call that bitch ScarJo. (In my best Teresa Giudice gorilla howl) Is ScarHO better? Is that better?
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Scar Ho fits her better. Bitch gets down with everyone.
Wow. That green eye shadow really makes those red eyes pop!
I always thought ScarJo was a dlisted thing and paid it no mind. Never in real life have I ever referred to her by anything than her full name. I guess like some of you have said, once you acknowledge/denounce the nickname you hate you also legitimize it.
Remember this when people stop talking about you using any name, ScarFace.
*speaks in due reverence and with emphasis in order to avoid zit explosion*
Hey, S-c-a-r-l-e-t J-o-h-a-n-s-s-o-n, your eye make-up is applied unevenly.
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Submitted by BBGemini on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 8:07pm.
Zitty cheeks, yellow jankety teeth, beady little eyes, and her two claims to fame (left tit, right tit) deflated a while back. She's got nothing going on.
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LMAO!
Scar-Jo needs Crest 3D-White toothpaste and also a huge fucking clue.
I will now refer to her as Bloodshot Betty.
ScarHO don't speak. Just use that mouth to keep sucking on peepaw peen.
"If at first you don't succeed, reload, reload, RELOAD."
Actually, I had Daniel Day-Lewis and Cate Blanchett over for dinner, and they go by D-Day and and C. Blanch, so...
Submitted by Kandykane: "Ok I won't call her Scarjo. How about Hollywood Bike?"
AH HAHAHAHAHAHA HA HAHA!
Actually, I have REALLY liked many of her movies. Not exactly because of her, but I do enjoy watching her on-screen.
I feel the same way about Uma Thurman (funny that Cap6 should mention her, too).
I don't even hate her for fucking half of Hollywood, because I would have done the same. And she wasn't married when she was doing all that balling.
Zitty cheeks, yellow jankety teeth, beady little eyes, and her two claims to fame (left tit, right tit) deflated a while back. She's got nothing going on.
Thing is, the minute you start to complain about a nickname you'll never lose it.
I have ten tons of nicknames but only one lasted - the one I complained about. And oh well I was that wise to not complain again at the tender age of 15.
And honestly, I have better things to destroy than to complain about nonsense like this.
And maybe that's why I dislike her, everything I hear from her is complaints.
Yay no sentence without "complain". My new nickname is ScarJo.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 7:23pm.
she's a better than decent actress, but she is always gonna be hated on because she is hot and people are just jealous.
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You got some from her, didn't you? She was hotter when her teeth weren't a fancy yellow. No, honestly I liked her back in the day also. Something happened lately, where, other up and coming bitches just blow her out of the water in terms of sexyhot. She lost something after Ryan. Regarding acting, I also think she could, if given the chance, pull a dramatic role, unlike Biel. Can she get the opportunity to pull a Theron in "Monster" is the question. I hope she gets the opportunity.
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Scarlett has a valid point, and I think she's a better than decent actress, but she is always gonna be hated on because she is hot and people are just jealous. I also think she should make better movies and keep her ass and titty balls off the internet and maybe then she will win some other awards
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In. Grate.
Look ScarJo, when you get to a level of fame where people are making nicknames for you, you've made it farther than a lot of struggling actors and other artists out there. Having a nickname means you've made it, dummy. So STFU before you GOOPify your image and end up no where once your looks fade.
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I think Scarlett should have compared herself to say Johnny Depp and say Uma Thurman. Neither actor has a nickname (JDepp or Jepp and Urman) but they make plenty of ridiculous movies (almost anything that Johnny has made in the last 7 years where he plays basically the same character and Uma who made "My Super Ex-Girlfriend" and this movie that had a spectacular flop about 2 years ago. And I love Kill Bill Vol. 1& 2) and their love lives have also made headlines as well.
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Maybe they don't call her by her full name like they do Kate Blanchett because Kate is a real actress who doesn't lead with her boobs and appears to have an IQ higher than 15. I think she should be called FBo, for "FUCKING BORING."
Ok I won't call her Scarjo. How about Hollywood Bike?
Submitted by Pootie on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 3:43pm.
Poots, I see you edited/removed your daughter's last name from your post. I apologize for coming off extra vigilante (and I could have said it a bit nicer). I hope you have a great day.
That is all.
hahaa, this bitch. She should take more risks with her roles to be taken seriously as other posters have said. I think she can act but she's too caught up in being sexy in all of her parts.
Love me some Cate Blanchett, though.
NoTal it is, as in:
I hated NoTal when she was humping on the German Shepard.
I am not insane, I think that someone is just having a bad day or maybe just acting like an asshole. First, that is not my daughters *full* name, not that it matters.
Please tell me exactly about the trouble that is to come to my daughter by me posting that??? Do you think that she is the only person in the world with that name? Am I giving my geographical location, much less my address or my name?? How do you even know that I wrote the correct spelling of last name?
Do yourself a favor and stop being an asshole, have a nice day! Nuts!!!
POOHTEEE
Submitted by Dr. Ruth on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by Pootie on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 3:16pm.
Please remove your daughter's full name from this blog. Are you fucking insane?
Submitted by Pootie on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 3:16pm.
Please remove your daughter's full name from this blog. Are you fucking insane?
LOL Stoney
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ha ha!! My daughter who is 3 1/2 is named Scarlett (not after the actress, just love the name).
Sometimes I kid her and call her "ScarHar"...
she HATES it!!! I don't do it anymore but it was funny to do it a few times...and it builds character.
POOOHTEEEE!
She's right.
And she will always be okay in my book for "Ghost World."
I don't give a shit what she wants to be called---I just really, REALLY want to squeeze those blackheads.
He skin look all kinds of dehydrated and her eyes are red. Looks beat. Then again Sean Penn does that to a woman.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
This coming from a trick who has permanent lazy face and is acting in her sleep most of the time. Okay, then....
"Oh, it's awful. It's a laziness. People can't actually say the whole name? It's just bizarre. How come Daniel Day-Lewis isn't subjected to like, 'DaDay'? So Cate Blanchett is not, like, 'CaBla'? Why is that? Why do I have to get stuck with a mangled moniker?"
The fuckery of comparing herself to DaDay and CaBla aside, ScarJo should be grateful that bitches are typing or saying her name in any form. --MK--
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Ah, MK, you're simply the best(sooooo funny). Of course I just had 2 bong hits of the GOOD shit before I logged on.
wow, she really let herself go since her & ryan divored. she used to be legit hot and now shes just gross.
I agree with her on this, the whole ScarJo, LiLo, JLo crap makes me want to kick puppies. So does calling a couple by a combination of their names (Brangelina, TomKat), thankfully that trend seems to be fading way.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
They call you that because you stink up whatever movie you're in and you get work because men want to shoot a load on your tits. You'll be wishing for that nickname when they call you out of work, which should be soon.
I will call you whatever I goddamn want to you stupid fucking tramp.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Well, Cate Blanchett wouldn't have made "We Bought A Zoo" if you put a gun to her head, so...
I'd be quite glad to get associated with something
that both confirms me as an A-lister and sounds like Scarface.
But I think she does have a point, it seems like Americans can't be fucked with over 5 syllables. J-Lo, J-Love, NeNe, SJP....
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
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'mangled moniker' has an interesting ring to it. It's almost like a drag queen name. Mangled Monica.
Nigella and Jamie ain't got shit on Titli !
http://titlisbusykitchen.com/
Sounds exactly like jho bitching about her nickname. *eye.roll.*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Maybe DanDay and CatBlanche don't pose for every men's mag they can and make shit movies shit because they can't act.
Putting herself in the same category as Daniel Day Lewis and Cate Blanchett. How about this nickname: DELUSIONAL.
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ScarNose. Her nose job did save her career. I did enjoy Girl with the Pearling Earring. Manly because Colin Firth steamed up the theater.
She is not talented enough to be called by her real name, bitch, bam,boom SCARHO!
We should refer to all these egomaniacs by nick names. We have LiLo, MiLo, DiLo, AlLo, NaLo. This is fun. KiKa, KloKa, KorKa. GCloo and StaKi. JuBi.
Yes, I have a low entertainment threshold.
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I never understood this woman's appeal. Anyway, after laughing at MK's ScarHo retort, Scarlett does have a valid complaint.
Be glad someone is mentioning your name.....and what is with her eyes? She has red eyes like an albino rat.......scary!!!!!!!!
Someone needs to tell this bimbo that Daniel Day Lewis and Cate Blanchett are serious about their craft and stay out of the headlines. You would not see one of them sleeping with Sean Penn to up their status in Hollywood. The celebs with nicknames mostly deserve them because they are clowns.
Submitted by Bo on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 1:15pm.
Okay, calm down, go take a walk or something. Scar won a Tony for her Broadway performance.
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Don't get me wrong. There's a real actress in there somewhere. I think she's good at playing off strong male leads, which is probably why her Tony was for a supporting role to Liev Schreiber's lead character. But ScarJo's been sleepwalking through thankless movie roles for the past few years. If she wants to prove her talent, she should do it on more than just Broadway.
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Submitted by cripbabe on Sat, 12/17/2011 - 1:31pm.
ok dearie, so you don't like the ScarJo moniker, then how about this one, it's certainly more befitting your overrated, ungracious ass: NoTal
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Me likey "NoTal", lol. Was thinking also "JoBore"
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Go inside each others' minds
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